I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

Hearing this, Shen Tang immediately sat upright, putting away his doggy appearance.

"Help me fix a video!"

"Huh?" Shao Yanzhi didn't know why, "What video?"

"It's the one you took just now, help me get it done, you can stay tonight..." Under the raised brows of the other party, Shen Tang laughed, "...Let's have dinner together!"

It happened that there was no food to eat, so Shao Yanzhi nodded in agreement.

"You can go to Aunt Li's house first, and then pass it to me when it's done. You don't have to wait here. I'll call you when I'm done."

But Shao Yanzhi insisted on staying here, and Shen Tang couldn't do it either.

So the two of them were fiddling with the computer on the large round wooden table in the hall; the other was cooking porridge on the fire in the kitchen.

Originally, before winter, Shen Tang's family often had porridge at night, and today was too busy, and now the sky was getting dark, so Shen Tang didn't plan to cook too many complicated dishes, and used the odds and ends in the refrigerator. It was almost enough for one meal, but when he was choosing vegetables, there was a loud woman's cry from outside, accompanied by wailing and crying, even if Shen Tang wanted to pretend he couldn't hear it, he couldn't do it.

"Shen Xianghui, stop for me!!"

Hearing the name, Shen Tang's heart skipped a beat, and the piece of vegetable in his hand fell into the basin with a thud. He stood up and walked out with big strides. Before he reached the hall, he saw Shao Yanzhi also standing. stand up.

"What's going on outside?"

Shen Tang smiled wryly: "Let's quarrel." After drinking the Lingquan water, his eyes and ears were bright and his hearing was sharp. Even through a few walls, Shen Tang could still hear the noisy couple outside. .

Hearing the noise getting closer, Shen Tang showed embarrassment, and quickly pushed Shao Yanzhi upstairs, and by the way closed the computer and stuffed it into his hand, "Go upstairs quickly, my brother and sister-in-law Tang are really very tired." Trouble, you are a guest after all, it would be bad to disturb you."

Shao Yanzhi originally wanted to say something, but hesitated again and again. Considering his identity as an outsider, he sighed and was about to go upstairs, but he had just walked halfway up the stairs when he heard crisp applause outside the door. Everyone was stunned.

"Shen Xianghui, you heartless bastard, what you said to my parents at the beginning, has it all gone into the stomach of a dog now! Are you worthy of my family's upside-down dowry!"

"Fuck, don't be shameless, you have hit and kicked all the way, if I really fight back, you can still stand here and yell at me?! You son of a bitch (this It’s a curse word in dialect)!”

"Wuuuu...you still dare to scold me..."

There was a thud, I don't know what the sound was, Shen Tang was afraid of something happening, and couldn't care about Shao Yanzhi anymore, so he hurried out, just in time to meet his cousin Shen Xianghui who came in.

Shen Xiang was furious, his face was ugly, his face and neck were flushed with anger, and the sleeves of both arms were rolled up. He walked in aggressively, his upper body leaned forward slightly, as if he was about to fight someone, and his eyes lit up when he saw Shen Tang.

Unexpectedly, Shen Tang was the first thing to do, and stepped forward to grab him, but Shen Xianghui was still very excited, waving his other hand and said loudly: "You cry outside, it's nice to be heard by others Yes or no?"

Tang Xiuxin, the cousin, probably also felt disgraceful, and the voice of crying outside gradually became quieter, but her sobbing became severe.

"Brother, come and sit here, if you have something to say to your sister-in-law, don't be in such a hurry, maybe there is some misunderstanding?"

Shen Tang grabbed Shen Xianghui and tried to dissuade him. After calming him down in his seat, he went out and pulled his cousin in.

The sister-in-law just sat paralyzed on the cold ground, crying tears, her hair was disheveled, and there was a large area of ​​red finger marks on her exposed arm. One could imagine the strength of the person who grabbed her at that time.

Shen Tang frowned, hurriedly avoided that position, and walked in with the other hand supporting Tang Xiuxin.

The couple looked like enemies at the moment, and they were extremely jealous when they met. The woman became excited as soon as she met her eyes, as if she wanted to rush over and slap again, and the man also slapped the table angrily, with the slap in his hand. His fists were clenched tightly, as if if she dared to come over, he would hit back.

Shen Tang ran back and forth, appeased here and then went there. Fortunately, he was good-looking and had a sweet mouth. He praised the two of them for a good meal, and said that the two looked better. I understand.

The problem is still the same as last time.

Tang Xiuxin suspected that her cousin Shen Xianghui had adopted a woman outside, so she did not believe his words.

Shen Xianghui's patience was exhausted, so to speak, it was not, but no one believed it, and he was chased and beaten all the way. He felt that no matter how good his temper was, he would lose his temper. Tang Xiuxin's slap just now, if it wasn't for Shen Tang to stop him He, on impulse, is very likely to kick his wife.

"Damn, I was running outside to buy goods. I said that someone else cheated me of the money. Your sister-in-law always said that I raised a woman, and she paid thousands of dollars. It's been almost half a month." Shen Xianghui became angry when he said that. , took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it and started smoking.

Shen Tang was too close, he was choked by the smoke and coughed violently.

In his last life and this life, people who have lived two lives, except occasionally drinking a little wine, never touch cigarettes. At this moment, his face is blushing and his neck is thick, and he can't interrupt Shen Xianghui's venting, so he can only go outside the door to breathe After taking a few breaths of fresh air, he came in and saw Shao Yanzhi standing outside the hall with a worried expression on his face. He waved his hand to let him go up quickly, but saw Shao Yanzhi's expression was a little anxious, and he didn't know what to say.

Shen Tang was pulled back and forth by the two of them like a kite. After a long time, he was suddenly relieved when he heard someone talking outside, knowing that it was Shen's father and Shen's mother who had returned.

When Shen's father and Shen's mother saw the couple with ugly expressions in the room, they understood.

What's going on with the couple, they know everything.One is suspicious, the other has a bad temper, and there are often conflicts in the family, but because the woman's family sponsored a lot of money for Shen Xianghui to open a shop, so he endured it, but he always endured accidents.

Shen's mother and Shen's father had extraordinary experience. One came up and pulled Tang Xiuxin away, and went out to have a chat; the other pulled Shen Xianghui, opened a bottle of beer from the refrigerator, and gnawed peanuts while drinking. Soon, the house was calm.

The heart that Shen Tang was holding was finally let go. Seeing the heat coming out of the kitchen, he slapped his thigh and suddenly remembered that his rice was still cooking. It had been so long since he hadn't watched it and he was careful not to be careful, but when he entered the kitchen , but saw Shao Yanzhi holding a wide-mouthed iron bowl in his hand, his face full of embarrassment.

"Is it done outside?"

Shen Tangxu wiped his forehead and said: "Marriage is really a bit scary. If you find the right person like my parents, that would be great. If it's like my cousin and sister-in-law, who have been noisy for a lifetime, I might as well be one." Don't get married at the beginning, since they got married in the past few years, every time there was a big quarrel, because the family members came to see us, I watched their husband and wife quarreling, and I was really a little afraid of this marriage."

"Then you are not married?"

Shen Tang shrugged his shoulders, "Who knows, of course it's okay if you meet the right person. If you don't meet, you're single." As he spoke, he stepped forward and patted Shao Yanzhi's shoulder, feeling the tense arm of Shao Yanzhi under him, and Shen Tang Squeezing and laughing, he said, "The young man has exercised his muscles well. What are you holding in your hand..."

When Shen Qing walked down the stairs, she heard a scream of "ah" from the kitchen, followed by the messy sound of pots and pans falling to the ground.

In a hurry, Shen Qing ran downstairs in a hurry, wanting to rush into the kitchen, but saw Shen Tang running out in a mess, the exposed parts of his arms and legs were red, and a milky white translucent liquid was slowly flowing down the trousers.

Shen Qing froze for a moment, then said, "Brother, what's wrong with you?"