I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

Is Weibo pumped or Weibo pumped or...

Shao Yanzhi did not delete Weibo without shaking his hands, and there are only two explanations left, either the slag wave had a convulsion, or the blogger deleted him.Although he was unwilling to admit it emotionally, his rationality told him that the answer was more inclined to the latter.

but why?

Shao Yanzhi was a little bit at a loss, unconsciously and indirectly left doubts in his hot comment position, by the way @河清海燕, after recovering, he felt a little regretful in his heart, but he didn't want to ask, I don't even know what taboo I committed.

[Little Red Riding Hood likes to eat big bad wolves: Qingqing, why is my comment gone? Was it smoked or deleted? @河清海燕V]

He thought to himself, since the comment has been deleted, he should look it up on his own. With this in mind, he immediately opened the browser and typed in "what is 1 and 0" and "what is attack".Du Niang is very powerful, who jumped out of thousands of entries in a swish and stunned the straight (.) Mr. Shao.

【Gong is the doer in the sexual relationship, and shou is the passive in the sexual relationship. 】

Shao Yanzhi nodded in agreement, he was right, a person like him must be a gong, and continued to look down with this mentality...

[In a same-sex relationship between a man and a man or a woman and a woman, 1 means attack and 0 means suffer. 】

wait wait wait!Aggression in Same-Sex Sexual Relationships?Shao Yanzhi was stunned when he saw this, not to mention that there were related words next to the searched entries, which were all kinds of Japanese BL anime comics, and there were also strange tags such as rotten girls, black-bellied gongs, brothers and fathers and so on.

Shao Yan's family has been living a prosperous life since childhood. Whether they like it or not, all relatives are at least married for the so-called face; let alone classmates and friends, those who play with him like to talk about women, chat Daughter Jing has always believed that abnormal love affairs such as homosexuality are abnormal and should be tightly suppressed.

But why is it so lively in this comment area? Words like "offensive" and "shou" are flying all over the sky... Doesn't it represent homosexuality?

Of course, one thing that Shao Yanzhi didn't expect was that everyone who played with him was straight and straight, but if someone with an abnormal sexual orientation really appeared around him, everyone would cover it tightly, and there would be no random chaos. explain.

He had just finished replying, and felt that the reply would not be so fast, so he called his family and told Shao Hailan that he had arrived in Tietou Village, and chatted with her about the topic of attack and shou and 0 and 1, but the other end of the phone was silent After a long time, he uttered a word leisurely.

"...Are you hanging out with Fu Boqi again?"

"Huh?" But Shao Yanzhi soon realized, "Sister, what do you mean?"

Fu Boqi is a notorious person, representing the typical rich second generation, the kind with money and lawlessness in his family.Since middle school, the women around him have changed one after another, because he was pregnant with a child at a young age, and he couldn't count on one hand.Later, the head of the family was really angry, so they put down the harsh words, saying that you dare to mess up the relationship between men and women and make other people's stomachs bigger, and the head of the family will treat you as if you don't have your son!

Of course, Fu Boqi thought he was an obedient person, obediently obeyed the instruction, and began to focus on the beauty around him, but beauty is beauty...but he is a man.For this reason, Shao Yanzhi laughed at him many times in private, and the contempt in his heart could not be stopped. He always felt that a big man would get along well with a man, and he would ruin his reputation if he was disgusting. Now, there are men and women, very dirty, not to mention men messing around and AIDS is a high incidence of serious disasters...

This caused Shao Yanzhi, who had always known how to keep himself clean, to resist the name.Although he knows his own shortcomings, if someone compares him with Fu Boqi, he can instantly change your face.

"Can that bastard Fu Boqi compare to your brother?" After Shao Yanzhi finished speaking, he tapped his fingers impatiently on the table.

"I guess that's the case. You don't deal with him. There are two sides to the matter, the scoring situation. First, you are on the Internet, and second, men and men are not as rare as you think." After finishing speaking, he threw a blockbuster at Shao Yanzhi.

"Didn't my uncle make mistakes when he was young, otherwise he would have a headache at home, so why would he be sent abroad?"

The age difference between Shao Dongchen and Shao Yan is not too big. They are only about ten years old. Not only are they handsome, they are good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.When Shao Dongchen went abroad, Shao Yanzhi broke out in adolescence, and when his temper was at its worst, even his sister Shao Hailan didn't listen very well, so he liked to hang out with this little uncle. During this time, the atmosphere was very tense, and my uncle was locked up for three days, and he was not allowed to deliver water or food. It was Shao Yanzhi who felt distressed, and secretly brought bread and milk to help. Later, when my uncle went abroad, the two slowly, slowly Slowly alienated.

Today, it is considered that I know what happened back then, Shao Yanzhi's mind was greatly shaken, and he couldn't help feeling a little sad.

Shao Hailan on the other side was very busy, so he didn't have time to chat nonsense with Shao Yanzhi who was on vacation here, and hung up the phone after speaking, leaving only Shao Yanzhi still holding the phone blankly, unable to calm down for a long time.

Uncle is such a perfect person, how can he be gay?It was simply a stain, engraved on his body, which couldn't be washed off.

Shao Yanzhi should obviously be disgusted and cast aside, but the strange thing is that there is only a kind of melancholy in his heart at the moment, as if he can't relieve it, and he doesn't know what's wrong, anyway, it's very weird.He is not a person who likes to be entangled, so he put this matter behind him, and after he has a general idea in his mind, it is another understanding when he sees the words.

He didn't expect that Shen Tang had already woken up and was interacting with fans, so he answered his question almost in minutes, and the answer was so irrefutable.

[He Qinghaiyan V: Your topic floor will bring crooked boys and girls~~~~]

The series of wavy lines at the back can almost make up for Shen Tang's protracted tone, and there is a bit of coquettishness in his voice. Qingyue's voice is a little soft, and it sounds a little rippling.

Oh, that's it.Shao Yanzhi did not doubt that there was him, and after accepting this answer, several reasons automatically appeared in his mind to defend Shen Tang, but he didn't seem to find it himself, he only thought that Shen Tang had a good temper, there must be a reason for doing so of.

If Shen Tang wants to be here, he will definitely give him a big white eye. Yes, there is indeed a reason. The reason is that your account, Little Red Riding Hood, is too obscene. ╯_╰)╭

For this reason, the innocent Shao Yanzhi took the blame of the old driver, and later caused a lot of misunderstandings because of this oolong at the beginning. This is a later story.

The next day, Shao Yanzhi got up early, and it was only 07:30 when he arrived at Shen Tang's house, but when he walked in and turned around the longan tree that blocked his view, he saw Shen Tang in a corner of the yard, with a tree on the ground. Holding a large bowl with a wide mouth, he milked the healthy-looking dairy goat.

The milk goat was not afraid, and stood there obediently, staring at a pair of big and bright eyes, turning around, and opened its mouth to "baaaa" when it saw Shao Yanzhi.

Shen Tang had noticed it a long time ago, and wiped his hands with a cloth after the milking was over. Seeing Shao Yanzhi raised his brows, he said in surprise, "Hey, you got up early today, unlike your Master Shao's usual style." !"

Shao Yanzhi also knew that he really liked to sleep late, so he didn't refute, but just snorted, walked up to Shen Tang, squatted down curiously, and stroked the lamb's thin head hair hesitantly.

"This sheep is very obedient."

Shen Tang laughed "Hey" and said triumphantly: "That's natural!" He fed it with spring water, how could the little thing not listen to me.

At this time, Shen Qing poked out her sleepy face from the window, rubbed her eyes and said vaguely: "Brother, I'll wait."

"Hey!" Shen Tang responded.

But Shen Qing's words were so vague that Shao Yanzhi couldn't hear them clearly. He looked Shen Tang up and down a few times, and couldn't help saying, "Your ears are very good."

"I have good ears and eyes, and a bright head. I'm a rare talent, haha." After playing haha, Shen Tang picked up the bowl and stood up. Can't stop laughing.

Seeing that he was so happy, Shao Yanzhi couldn't help the feeling of joy welling up in his heart, and also smirked.Hearing the voice, Shen Tang glanced at him, "Why are you smirking?"

Shao Yanzhi asked back, "Then why are you smirking?"

"Qingqing's sleep time is getting shorter and shorter, I'm happy!"

Shen Tang told him about Shen Qing's illness. At first Shao Yanzhi regretted that such a well-behaved and sensible sister had an incurable disease, but now that there is a turn for the better, he really felt happy for her.

"I'm happy for you too."

Shen Tang snorted, apparently accepting his reason.

In the morning, Shen Tang bought the flour at home for a long time, cracked two eggs and added some more, mixed with water to make a thick egg batter, spread it on the bottom of the pan with a small fire for military training, and fried it one by one , until the center of the pancake is golden and slightly crispy, and the surrounding is white and soft, it is considered ready.

He lifted the pot, and with a flick of his wrist, the dough rose into the air, and the porcelain plate looked up and landed exactly in the center of the plate. Shao Yanzhi watched from the side, and couldn't help but cheered and shouted "Okay!", but Shen Tang was heartbroken Surprised, his face knocked against the edge of the plate, and a big hole was split. He turned around and gave Shao Yanzhi a hard look, and said fiercely, "You digest this ugly monster yourself!"

Shao Yanzhi nodded, thinking that it should be ugly and delicious.

Shen Tang didn't know what he was thinking, so he just said "stupid hat", leaving someone unaware.

The burritos are meant to be dipped in sauce, wrapped in meat, and wrapped in vegetables. If the sauce cracks, the hands will be crowded. If the burrito is half-eaten and it bursts, it may fall apart. Knowing that someone is spoiled and spoiled, he has never eaten such a down-to-earth food.

A plate of snow-white and soft noodles, a bowl of sauce, a plate of sliced ​​overnight duck meat, and a plate of lettuce with drops of water were neatly placed on the table.Shen Tang carefully rolled up the portions of Shen's father, Shen's mother and younger sister Shen Qing and put them aside, and then began to have breakfast with Shao Yanzhi.

Seeing Shao Yanzhi swallowing dryly, with some difficulty, Shen Tang pulled away and lifted the lid of the pot, poured half a bowl of milk that had been warmed up for Shen Qing, and handed it over. Shao Yanzhi had difficulty swallowing, but he waved his hand and refused.

"I can't stand the smell of milk, don't—"

Shen Tang was holding the milk, his eyebrows were soft, and he said in a persuasive tone: "Try it? It's very fragrant. Qingqing always wanted to vomit when she smelled it, but she fell in love with this smell."

With a feeling of half-belief, Shao Yanzhi took it and smelled it first. There was indeed no milky smell, but a sweet scent, and it was warm and not too hot.Seeing Shen Tang's bright eyes again, looking at him expectantly, he gritted his teeth and drank it!

"How about it?"

Huh?

"It's not bad...it's very sweet and has a strong milk flavor. What kind of sheep are you?"

"Shen Yang!"

"what?"

Seeing Shao Yan's puzzled face, Shen Tang laughed.