I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

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Shen Tang, who originally planned to forget, was forced to recall this again, the embarrassing thing that happened just now but he tried his best to forget.Immediately, he thought of the tissue with the drawing:), and after a two-second silence, he couldn't help smiling, even though no one could see it.

So he said, "Hey Shao Yanzhi, how did you learn to swear?"

The panting voice on the other end of the phone gradually weakened and became the sound of even breathing.

Shao Yanzhi was standing on the side of the street with his luggage, thinking of the call he had made to his assistant Chen Shuya just now, he thought that it would be better not to call, and it would cause trouble for nothing.Mr. Shao, who had a special car to pick him up everywhere, was canceled by his eldest sister Shao Hailan because he was not punctual. She said that she wanted him to experience what "fireworks in the world" is, so that he would not even keep the basics. If you don't understand the concepts at the time, you will definitely suffer a lot at work in the future.Since they all have to suffer, it's not too ugly to suffer from it in the hands of their own family members.

Didn't he just take a taxi at first? What's so difficult about that?

As a result, half an hour later, he was immediately slapped in the face.

Tietou Village is not big, it can be said to be very small.There are no taxis in the village, and even outside the village, there is not immediately a station.If you want to take a car, you have to walk for ten to twenty minutes to the avenue outside, and there are naturally corresponding license plates on both sides.But I didn't expect him to hurry all the way.The dawn of victory is finally in front of him, he breathed a sigh of relief, slowed down, and just watched the bus he was waiting for because there was no one on the platform, and then roared away all the way, even if he flattered his legs, he chased after him With less than four wheels, he just watched the car pass him by!

But at this time, Shao Yan stood upright by the side of the road, motionless, with the phone in one hand and the suitcase in the other.Others have always been waiting for him, let alone... Shao Yanzhi felt an indescribable anger in his heart, and then unconsciously uttered one of his few swear words!

When Shen Tang uttered these words, his behavior was no different from Shao Yanzhi's flirting before, they all poured oil on the fire, the difference was only that one person was embarrassed and the other was angry.The situation of the two of them turned upside down, this time it was Shao Yanzhi's turn to be silent.

Shen Tang, who originally wanted to tease Shao Yanzhi, hadn't heard a response from the other end of the phone for a long time, and only heard the sometimes heavy and sometimes slow breathing on the other side of the phone, which reached his ears very clearly. It seemed that he could feel the impatience and anxiety of the person on the other end of the phone.

Now that Shen Tang's teasing mood disappeared, he couldn't help feeling a little anxious, and hurriedly urged, "What's the matter? You are talking!" He didn't understand the situation and was worrying for nothing, but he didn't know that Shao Yanzhi was alone on the other side God is sad, I forgot that I was still on the phone.

"Didn't make it to the car."

After being reminded by him, he subconsciously responded, but just after he finished speaking, he regretted that he was the fastest.In Shao Yanzhi's view, it is very embarrassing, how can you say it, it will definitely make people laugh...

Before he could finish the word "de", he heard uncontrollable laughter from the other end of the sentence.

"why are you laughing?"

"No, I didn't laugh at anything..." Shen Tang was out of breath laughing, of course he laughed.Even though Tietou Village was too backward and there were no buses at all in the early years, but he remembers from the second life of Shen Tang that the age of the bus for more than ten years is not covered.There are countless buses missed, and of course I feel the same for Shao Yanzhi at the moment.

As long as he thinks about it, he still can't help but want to gloat.

"It's okay, it's okay, anyway, it's not the first time you're right, you'll get used to it if you make mistakes a few times." Shen Tang comforted.

But his consolation did not work at all, but had the opposite effect.After Shao Yanzhi finished listening, he choked out a sentence, "So what if it's the first time?"

Shen Tang was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect this, and quickly apologized for his ignorance.But it doesn't matter if he doesn't apologize, the content of the apology made Shao Yanzhi feel even more embarrassed.

"What's the matter, everyone always has a first time. How good it is, you have lived for more than [-] years, and finally confessed the first time. You learn a lot from a fall, and I believe that in the future, you The road will be smooth." Shen Tang patted his chest and assured.

Although there are good buses for buses, but there are serious people who have transfer buses, the advantage of convenience and cheapness has turned into a disadvantage.

The bus that Shao Yanzhi took was a special line from rural villages like Tietou Village, and the destination was the county seat, so the villagers all boarded the bus, crowded and shaking.Tietou Village is the closest village to the county seat. When Shao Yan boarded the car, the car was already overcrowded. He tried his best to squeeze, but he had to take care of his own demeanor. He was in a mess.Every time the car door was opened and closed, Shao Yanzhi, who was standing at the door with numb legs, fell out of the bus several times, and was pulled back by the aunt on the bus with a loud voice.

As a result of maintaining his demeanor, Shao Yanzhi was pushed out of the car disheveled and full of footprints.The panicked crowd rushed back and forth one by one, bumping into his shoulder from time to time. At this time, Shao Yanzhi was already numb during the six to ten minute journey.It wasn't until he left this terrible place, when he finally took a breath of fresh air, that nauseating feeling in Shao Yanzhi's chest subsided a little.Thinking of this, I felt grateful to Shen Tang in my heart.

If it wasn't for Shen Tang to make oatmeal and barley porridge for him early in the morning, which made him feel more comfortable and refreshed, and he would definitely vomit in the car after being squeezed all the way in that kind of car.Thinking of this, he couldn't help but think of the reckless words he had said to Shen Tang just now, and sent a text message to Shen Tang. The words revealed the meaning of apology, but he followed his usual way of bowing his head of "talking and resting", he After thinking about it, I feel that actions are more powerful than words, and it is better to do it.

He sat in the waiting room waiting for the bus, yes, another round of waiting.The county seat is too small, there is no train station, let alone an airport.If he wants to go home, he has to go to the city to take a plane. Although his assistant Chen Shuya has already booked the plane ticket for him, but... the order from the queen is obviously more deterrent.Shao Yanzhi could only obediently wait for the bus to the provincial capital, and before the start of a new round of confrontation, he had to rest before the battle.

——So he took out his phone and clicked on Weibo.

When I came to Tietou Village, the frequency of updating Weibo was greatly reduced.Most of the time, he was the one wearing the vest of Little Red Riding Hood, cheering and cheering on Shen Tang's Weibo, adding fuel to the flames.Naturally, if the new number is favored, the tuba will be left out in the cold. His neglect of the tuba means that all the 3000 million beauties in his harem will be locked in by him.

When the interface showed that the switch was successful, Shao Yanzhi couldn't help expressing emotion.Looking through the only few messages he sent in Tietou Village, they were more or less related to Shen Tang, and suddenly laughed when he saw this.The life in Tietou Village is so lovely that he let go of the burden in his heart, and the center of life revolves around a man.To him in the past, this seemed unbelievable like a joke, but it was so pure and true, even... a rare pleasure and relaxation.

He sighed and withdrew his confused thoughts.During this period of time, Shen Tang was really busy, and he would post something to eat and upload on Weibo in three or two days, but since he had all kinds of chaotic plans, his focus tended to plan for the future, and Weibo was also the same. It means fishing for three days and drying the net for two days.

Weibo is probably not that important to ordinary people.But for Shen Tang, it will be an indispensable help in the future - just look at the young couple to know.If it weren't for Xia He and Shen Tang's connection on Weibo, they wouldn't have come to Tietou Village.Shen Tang is a novice in the business field, but luckily he set up a very interesting account by chance.The foodies gathered for the sake of food, the airborne fans caused by the collision of fame, the close relationship with Xia Youchuhe, and the tourism and food consumption that he is about to organize, all perfectly fit the "young vitality" and "foodie concentration" land" theme.This account has coincidences and advantages that are almost impossible to replicate!

With a little thought, Shao Yanzhi could almost predict his future success.So all he had to do was push him behind the scenes to make him run faster.

Haiyan Heqing V

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In order to let fans notice Shen Tang's account, Shao Yanzhi even forwarded Shen Tang's latest Weibo for the first time, so that fans can notice each other.If even national idols start to pay attention to this copycat trumpet, then the girlfriends who want to know what's going on dearly, of course, can't wait to flock to it, not to mention that their husbands have disappeared for such a long time!

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On the other side, after recovering from sleep, Shen Tang had just placed an order to buy an oven, and was still thinking about a sweet future, when his cell phone, which had been silent for a long time, started beeping again and again!After seeing the number of fans growing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the fanatical female fans who spoke strange words, Shen Tang clicked on Haiyan Heqing's homepage and saw the retweet!

Compared with the cost of increasing his number of fans, it is the number of comments, retweets, and likes that have increased in the other party's comment area.

I!of!sky!

"National idol forwarded my Weibo!" Shen Tang happily jumped three feet high, completely forgetting that he was sitting on the bed just now, and his bed was made of wood, creaking and moaning a few times, A piece of Shentang stepped on and broke the plank...

After an earth-shattering bang, Shen Tang stood in a state of embarrassment among the ruins of wooden boards bent down at his waist... After being dazed, he picked up his phone and subconsciously clicked on a number to send this great joy!After sending, he realized that he had unconsciously sent a message to Shao Yanzhi under excitement.

It must be because he has been busy studying for college entrance exams in the past few years, and then neglected to communicate with others. He didn't make any special friends all of a sudden, and in addition, he has a relatively close relationship with him recently. Subconsciously thought of it, he murmured: "Yes, it is like that."

At this time, someone Shen Tang was thinking about, Shao Yanzhi who was about to board the bus, sneezed suddenly, was suddenly patted on the shoulder, and heard the person behind him say happily:

"Hey Mr. Shao, what a coincidence to meet you here!"