I am an internet celebrity in the countryside [Rebirth]

Shen Tang had made an agreement with the private travellers, that he would bring people here and live in their hotels.This not only solves the problem of accommodation for tourists brought by Shentang, but also gets a good reputation among the neighbors, killing two birds with one stone, and everyone is satisfied.

Shen Tang led the team, and a group of people carried hoes, shovels, dustpans and other tools, and followed behind them arrogantly.

The destination is Shentang's abandoned vegetable field, which is not far from Shentang's home, but only half an hour away.With anticipation, a group of people chattered about the flock of sheep that Shen Tang mentioned, and several of them brought cameras and hung them on their bodies.

For this, Shen Tang is very satisfied, he feels that today can achieve his goal very well.

When they arrived at a barren vegetable field, Shen Tang waved his hand and gave an order. Everyone was like a wild horse running wild. Sa Yazi found a piece of land and wanted to cultivate it, but it didn't work.

Shen Tang said: "Guys, don't worry, this kind of thing has to be done slowly. Today we are digging the first ridge, and here are longan trees. Our goal is to plant [-] trees."

More than 20 pairs of eyes looked at Shen Tang unclearly, as if asking, and then?

Shen Tang waved his hand again, and a few very rural men and women stood beside him, but they were all in their 40s and [-]s, and they looked very honest.

He went on to say, "This is your temporary teacher today. These few will teach you how to plant a tree. You can also name them. If you are interested, you can register. In the future, when there is a good harvest, come to the orchard to pick it. money."

These words sound beautiful, but when you think about it deeply, it is Shen Tang who is actually taking advantage.

At first glance, it is very cost-effective, but the fruit seedlings planted in Shentang will grow up for several years. After three or five years, who will remember the fruit trees they planted here, and who will bother to pick any fruits?

Shen Tang said this because he wanted to stimulate their labor force.

Standing on the raised mound, he shouted: "Come on, everyone. I will take pictures from time to time. When the time comes, I will print them out. You can take them home as a souvenir!"

Whenever everyone is tired, tired, or lazy, they will glance away from the corner of their eyes and see a dark camera facing them, behind which is the harmless and kind smile of Shentang humans and animals.

"You go on, you go on, I'll take a picture."

Then there was another burst of enthusiasm and hard work.

Under the guidance of several uncles and aunts, everyone's knowledge of planting has grown by leaps and bounds. They all put their hips on their hips, drank water, took pictures, and took pictures. They hung wooden signs with their own names on the trees and tied them with red ropes. On the tree, they laughed together and said that this was their child.

When it was almost time to rest, Shen Tang led a group of people up the mountain.

The sheep pen is at the top of the mountain, so you don’t get tired when you climb up. You only need to walk for ten or ten minutes, and when you get close, you can hear the bleating of the sheep, and everyone’s eyes light up.

"I really heard the sheep bleating!"

"That's right, it sounds like a lot."

"I haven't seen a live sheep yet."

Talking about a few little girls jokingly shoving and making a ball.

Indeed, many people in big cities have only seen a lump of slaughtered mutton, stir-fried, washed, washed and put into their mouths. How many of them have seen live sheep that are alive and kicking?

Suddenly there was a sound of surprise, of course, most of them were girls.

But girls are enough.

At some point, pulling a woman's eyeball means tying up a man.

The sheepfold is close at hand.

On the green grass, a piece of white looks fresh and natural.

A group of cute lambs were strolling on the green field. When they saw a stranger, they screamed and bleated continuously.

"It's really cute."

"Can I take pictures?"

"Boss Shen, can I pet these sheep?"

"Boss Shen..."

Shen Tang nodded with a smile and said, what's wrong?

These words were like a curse that lifted the restriction, and the girls all flocked to the sheepfold.They erupted with passion no matter what they said, which was the maternal love hidden deep in a woman's nature, flooding it.The sheep were crowded and a little flustered, but soon found that there was no danger under the comfort of the shepherd, so they also became compliant.

The first batch of ewes bought by Shentang had already been bred and gave birth to babies. Now is the time when the milk is high. The breasts of those ewes look swollen and swollen, which is very eye-catching.

Shen Tang was trying to understand the situation of the flock with the shepherd at that time. Suddenly, a young couple came to him arm in arm, and asked shyly, "Can we try milking goats?"

This is really strange, Shen Tang didn't think about it, but he might as well give it a try.

So he squinted his eyes, pretending to be deep in embarrassment, and kept silent for more than ten seconds, letting the other party start to make no mistakes before nodding.

"Okay, yes, but this milk cannot be taken away. Our goat milk production is limited."

The girl who spoke nodded repeatedly, saying that it was of course, of course.

One pass ten, ten pass a hundred.

Soon most of the people present heard about this incident, and they came out to play in the first place. If there is fun, of course they have to come and try it, not to mention that it doesn't cost money.

So except for some people who have cleanliness or are unacceptable, more than half of the people raised their hands and eagerly expressed their willingness to participate.

It's good to participate, why not.

Shen Tang said: "Everyone, don't worry, come one by one, we are all civilized and good citizens, take turns slowly in line."

Then you can hear a few exclamations in high and low voices, and the excited and flushed girls took out their mobile phones and took selfies with the docile milk sheep, and then uploaded their photo albums, Weibo, etc. so that more people can see Wherever you go, show off.

Shen Tang sat on the reclining chair, smiled lowly, extremely satisfied.He flipped through the video camera he got from Shao Yanzhi, looked at the photos one by one, the bad ones, the blurred ones, and deleted them all. The rest looked good at least, and he planned to find a store when he went back. wash out.

Sitting in the shade, blowing the mountain breeze, playing with a mobile phone, is very pleasant.

Shen Tang was a little sleepy, he had a dream last night, and the quality of sleep was not high.

The environment was so comfortable that it made him drowsy.

But just when he was about to fall asleep, the phone vibrated suddenly, and then vibrated again, Shen Tang was in pain, he had already been woken up and couldn't fall asleep.He could only rub his eyes, and turned on the phone angrily.

Take a look, oh, acquaintances.

"Shen Tang, Shen Tang, how is your business there?" The person on the other end of the phone was eager to try, very excited.

Across the invisible phone line, Shen Tang could only recognize the other party's excitement from the phrase "Shen Tang, Shen Tang". Of course, he didn't know why Shao Yanzhi was so excited.Of course, if he knew why, he wouldn't be as excited as he is now.

Sure enough, there are gains and losses.

"It's not bad, the door is open, and you came in handy for my video camera."

Both of them forgot the embarrassment of being speechless last night, as if such a thing had never happened.

In fact, it is strange to say that this is not the first time that Shen Tang and Shao Yanzhi have made such a joke, but I don't know why the atmosphere last night was particularly weird.It turned out that the two sides were silent together tacitly. If it was the past, Shen Tang would have to expose this embarrassing incident by making jokes.

"What did you photograph? Show me what interesting things you, a layman, have photographed."

He spoke happily, but there was a sense of superiority between the lines, and he looked particularly proud.Although the other person is not in front of Shen Tang, Shen Tang can still picture his proud face in his mind.

If this person is in front of him, Shen Tang has to fly over with one kick, otherwise Shen Tang will beat him to death.

He was yelling on one side, while Shao Yanzhi kept urging on the other side, and the phone kept vibrating.

Shen Tang was very helpless, he didn't have a computer by his side, what could he do with a DSLR?Export photos out of thin air so that Mr. Shao can enjoy the ugly photos taken by him, a layman, and then be teased again?

Shen Tang snorted, and then sent two more words.

idiot.

The person leaning on the office chair at the other end didn't know that he was giggling like an idiot while holding his mobile phone.Of course he didn't know, all of this was told to him by Shao Hailan who happened to come in to explain Shao Yanzhi.

After listening to Shao Yanzhi, he stood up and walked in front of Shao Hailan, took the half-finger-thick document from her, and said contemptuously: "What is an idiot, I am your brother, if I am an idiot, aren't you an idiot elder sister? "

It was quite fun after he finished speaking, Shao Yanzhi didn't care about the title of idiot, anyway, he was called an idiot just now, but the elder sister of a strong woman is called silly elder sister, Shao Yanzhi couldn't help repeating it several times.

"Silly old lady, silly old lady, silly—"

Before she finished speaking, Shao Hailan raised another file folder in her hand and slapped Shao Yanzhi's head, only to hear a crisp "pop", Shao Hailan gave her silly brother a cold look, with a more arrogant attitude , glanced at him even more contemptuously, before he could speak, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open.

One comes uninvited.

Guan Yuan blinked, and before he could move his hands from the doorknob, he said, "Go ahead, I'll leave first?"

Shen Tang hadn't received a reply from Shao Yanzhi for a long time, and he didn't know if he was angry or angry, anyway, he didn't reply, he threw away his phone, it was a good time to have lunch and take a nap.

It took more than an hour to milk the cows, and the meal was over. Those people didn't feel hungry yet, but Shen Tang was already hungry.

He threw the phone into his pocket, stretched himself and stood on a high place, clasped his hands in the shape of a trumpet, and shouted:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the milking time is over. Now it's time to go down the mountain. Please consciously stop what you're doing."

"Please consciously stop what you are doing!"

Shen Tang repeated it again, and everyone let go of their paws unwillingly.

"Boss Shen, is this milk for sale?"

A loud shout came out from nowhere, and then the voices of a group of people overlapped together, with high and low, patchwork.

Shen Tang stepped forward, weighed the milk in the bucket, and said with a smile: "Yes, of course, how much do you want?"

"How much does Boss Shen have?"

"It's hard to say."

It's really hard to say, just talking about the first batch of ewes, even if it is enough for these people's needs, what about the people who will follow?These goat milk is not enough.

At the beginning, when Shentang bought sheep, he bought adult ewes and a batch of lambs.Now that the ewe has given birth, the lamb has grown up, and when the lamb is born, the lamb will grow up again. It is really a good idea.

Shen Tang wondered if he should buy another batch of sheep.

Thinking of this, he waved his hand proudly.

"Everyone who participated in the milking today can buy a bottle of goat milk for 50 yuan!"

This is still half price, Shen Tang thought to himself.

It's strange to say that the price is higher than the market price, but they didn't complain about the high price. Maybe they saw their growth environment, maybe they participated in the milking process themselves, and they had a lot of fun. Anyway, they paid for it. It was so refreshing, Shen Tang was soft-hearted in collecting money.

Everyone got the spoils to their heart's content, and they walked naturally without delay.

After lunch, several couples disbanded on their own and played in the village.

Shen Tang took the USB flash drive with the photos and found a photo-processing shop, and urgently washed them out.Holding a thick stack of photos in my hand, seeing the people smiling passionately or energetically, joyously or shyly, I can't help but think proudly, if I can meet people anyway, I won't be disgusted.

Talking about a group of people, but thinking about one person.

After seeing off the first batch of real passengers, Shen Tang heaved a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

To celebrate, I took a stroll around the vegetable market with a thick wallet, bought a bunch of meat, vegetarian, sour and spicy, and returned home with large and small bags of ingredients in my hand.

Mother Shen came out when she heard the movement, looked at her son with wide eyes, and said, "Tangtang, do you buy so many dishes for him to treat you?"

"No," Shen Tang shook his head, "Mom, I'm here to celebrate."

After thinking about it, Shen's mother realized that what her son said was right, and it was indeed time to celebrate.Then he went down the steps and took a few handbags for him, and carried them to the kitchen together.

Shen Tang was sweating profusely from being tired all the way, and the thin clothes stuck to his body, making him feel uncomfortable.Unloading all the burdens in the kitchen, I took out all the things in my pockets and put them on the dining table. After taking a shower, I was ready to take things and prepare dinner.He also thought about making rice noodle pork strips, braised pork ribs, sweet and sour hairtail tonight...

Suddenly, Shen Tang screamed strangely, and the voice almost sounded a little heart-piercing panic.

"Mom, where's my USB drive—!"