The noble circle of rebirth is really chaotic

Lin Xia took advantage of Xuan Mei's time to take a shower and quickly tidied up the house from the inside to the outside, and then changed all the sheets and quilts with clean ones. He planned to make the bed out and sleep on the sofa for a night.

Xuan Mei came out of the shower, and Lin Xia, who was walking out of the house with the quilt in her arms, raised her eyes, and a capitalized fog grass flashed in her mind, and she almost knelt down for him.

"Didn't I give you pants!" Lin Xia blushed and turned her head away from looking at him, and stretched out her hand to touch her nose, and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that no strange liquid flowed out.

After taking a shower, Xuan Mei came out wearing a dress. Forgot to mention, it was bought by Lin Xia when he was studying in college and planned to join the basketball club. Well, people thought he was short and didn't let him in at all, so he hasn't worn the clothes once since he bought them.

Xuan Mei was taller than him, so he deliberately found it out for him to make do with.

The jersey that could reach his thighs, worn on Xuan Mei's tall body, can hardly cover his buttocks. If he stretches his hands or something... it probably won't even cover his buttocks.

The wide neckline was already very revealing, but he showed a pair of white and straight long legs, matched with the steam just out of the bath, Lin Xia was already curvy, and now he met a beautiful woman with a straight man, where? I can stand it.

"Oh, I fell into the water." Xuan Mei walked to the sofa and sat down without paying attention, and then said to Lin Xia, "Come here, let's have a good talk." The tone was too upright to be refuted at all.

Lin Xia bite the bullet and walked over. He didn't dare to sit on the sofa, and they didn't plan to let him sit on it. He sat on the floor with the quilt in his arms, and glanced at the person on the sofa. The legs brought up the corners of the clothes, revealing the small white edges inside. Fortunately, it was not in neutral.

However, the visual impact of the white and tender legs is still a bit big, Lin Xia simply pushed the quilt in his hand to block it.

Xuan Mei was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed, "I never expected you to be so innocent." She scanned Lin Xia from top to bottom with teasing eyes, and folded her hands on her chest, "Tsk, don't worry, I treat you like this ……Not interested in."

Xia Lin:! ! !What's wrong with him!What does that weird ellipsis mean! !

Wait, does he mean that he also likes men?

I don't know why, but after coming to this conclusion, Lin Xia breathed a sigh of relief. Although two gay men living together is like living with men and women, no matter how beautiful the person in front of him is, that's not his type. It's not the type he likes either, maybe we can become good friends in the future.

Uh, what's the matter with this weird girlfriend's sense of sight.

"I want to stay with you temporarily, not to joke with you anymore." Xuan Mei said, "In the future, I need you to teach me the rules of survival in this world in the fastest way."

"Uh, this world? The rules of survival?" The first sentence is quite normal, but the last sentence sounds more and more mediocre.

"I'm not from this world." Xuan Mei would say this, he had his own considerations, he intended to make the person in front of him his subordinate, so he had to tell him some necessary things, and he needed to learn something, It is undoubtedly the best way to speak clearly, so as to save the other party from being suspicious and suspicious.

"Pfft." When he said this, Lin Xia was drinking from a water glass, and then sprayed it accidentally, damn, he is joking, he is not from this world, Lin Xia couldn't help but think Laughing, it seems that he is really seriously ill, and he is still in the late stage of Secondary Syndrome.

Seeing his reaction, Xuan Mei's eyes immediately turned cold. He was actually laughed at by mortals, and his anger rose. With a wave of his hand, the TV behind Lin Xia exploded with a 'bang'.

Lin Xia was so frightened that he trembled. When he looked back, his first reaction was the TV he just bought for 3000 yuan!The second reaction is this is the trough!What just happened!

He looked back at Xuan Mei, who was looking at him with contemptuous eyes, as if laughing at his stupidity, Lin Xia was speechless immediately, "You..."

"Why, still don't believe it?" Xuan Mei raised her hand, "This time, you have to be more serious and look carefully." With a hook of her finger, the coffee table in front of Lin Xia turned up, and there was another 'bang', together with the coffee table on the coffee table. Everything inside was shattered, and the ashes sprinkled Lin Xia all over, but it didn't hurt him at all.

Lin Xia covered her mouth and coughed continuously, she was both shocked and frightened in her heart, my God, where did this monster come from!

"Have you seen clearly?" Xuan Mei hooked the corners of her lips, exuding a bloodthirsty fragrance all over her body, both domineering and bewildering, "We can continue if we don't see clearly."

Seeing him stretching out his hand to point at the refrigerator beside him, Lin Xia jumped up and raised his hands, "Xinxinxin! I believe it! I surrender, God, please raise your hand!" If you don't believe it, his furniture will be destroyed. He was completely ruined, with tears in his eyes, it was all money!

"I wish I hadn't been obedient earlier." Xuan Mei withdrew her hand, and Lin Xia's expression successfully pleased him.

Lin Xia had a face full of tears, what did you hear earlier, this kind of fantasy can only be found in novels, Nima, why did he recruit such a great god back.

"That, great god...you..."

"Xuan Mei." The master leaned on the sofa, and before Lin Xia could react, he added, "My name."

"Uh..." This name is really Su's stroke. Lin Fenhong, who wrote the novel, said that this name is not real at all, and it sounds undecent, but it unexpectedly fits his own aura.

Xuan Mei roughly told him what happened to her. Although the matter was unreal, Lin Xia was caught off guard, but he himself wrote novels, and such themes as rebirth, ancient times, and the present are still very popular on the website. Yes, plus seeing is believing, Lin Xia who has to accept it even if she doesn't want to accept it, still accepts this fact obediently.

After calming down, he began to talk to Xuan Mei about the things that need to be paid attention to. When he said that he should not use his heaven-defying force indiscriminately, he carefully glanced at Xuan Mei and found that the latter was not angry. Go on, "We are in a high-tech era, no one has the ability like you, um, that is, if you use force, you will be treated as a different kind, and then you will be dragged to the research institute to be cut into pieces for research .”

Xuan Mei sneered, who could cut him into slices, it's really whimsical.

"Don't believe me." Lin Xia said quickly, "Although our bodies do not have strong force, we have created many dangerous weapons." He took out his mobile phone and searched for many powerful weapons Show him the picture.

"What is this?" Xuan Mei looked at the boxy thing in his hand, a little surprised, was it a painting inside, so realistic.

"Oh, this is a mobile phone." I forgot that the person in front of me is an ancient person, "You can take pictures, make calls, and surf the Internet... Well, I will tell you about this later." Lin Xia thinks it is more rigorous to say it first It is right, "In our place, you must never kill people casually." This is the most important thing!

Judging from his previous posture and what he said to him, this guy in front of him is not a good person at all. Presumably human life is worth less than flowers and trees in his eyes. If he really wants to rely on himself, he still needs to hurry up Correct his three views.

Xuan Mei raised her eyebrows: "I can't kill people who offend me?"

"Impossible!" Lin Xia emphasized the pronunciation of these two words, "It's fine to endure what offends or something, there is no need to kill people, uh..." Received the gaze projected by Xuan Mei, Lin Xia shrank again, Quickly explain, "He who commits murder and violates the law here will go to jail if he breaks the law! He may even die! Of course, if he really offends you, you can punish him a little bit, but try not to do murder."

"Oh, that's it." Xuan Mei doesn't know what the law is, but he understands it when he is in prison. The rivers and lakes here are probably controlled by the imperial court, and there is no martial arts. He switched his legs, "I probably know these things, Now, I have a more important thing for you to do."

Lin Xia straightened up, "What?" Fuck, this cruel guy wouldn't ask him to do something like break the law!

Xuan Mei: "I'm hungry."

Lin Xia: ...

... The younger brother is actually a babysitter.

Tonight, there are three hot spots on Weibo, namely #神之acting skill#, #天娜这人是谁# and #这些世界玄热了#.

After these three hot spots are clicked, a stream of videos will appear. Although the shooting angles and durations are different, it can be seen that the same thing and the same person appear in the videos.

These videos were all taken by the people who watched Xuan Mei before, and then they were widely spread, and it was really popular after a certain girl said.

Among them, one of the longest videos is the most popular. Not only is the picture clear, but it is also recorded from the beginning to the end, from Xuan Mei's appearance to being taken away by Lin Xia, what happened during the period can be clearly seen by onlookers.

This video attracted countless people to watch. Some people thought it was a hype, some people thought it was true, and the rest of them came to watch the comments and see that the first two parts were torn apart.

On the popular comment, a certain analysis emperor analyzed:

As you can see, every step he took when he stepped on the vehicle was separated by more than three cars. The distance until he landed, if it was a hanging wire, it would be impossible to do it!

Then look at 3 minutes and 13 seconds. When the car was about to hit him, I paused to estimate. At that time, the distance between them was no more than three centimeters. Even if the owner stepped on the brakes at this distance, it was impossible to stop at the original position. Land, you must know that the inertia of sudden braking is very scary, but at the moment he waved his hand, the car stopped in violation of science.

I believe everyone can also clearly see from the video that the car backed up a bit, it was neither shaking nor an illusion!After comparing the screenshots by myself, the position of the wheel before and after the stop must have moved back by more than two centimeters!I have screenshots of the comparison pictures, if you don’t believe me, you can go to my Weibo to see them.

Above, if this video is true!I just want to say a word to the person in the video, God please accept my knee!

──ps. I didn't find any cameras!

There are really screenshots in the microblog of this analysis emperor. He is very serious and circled all the key points, and then his microblog is full of lines of "kneeling to the gods", "thinking carefully", "please Take my knees' and the like.

Of course some people believe it, and of course some people don't.

'This look is fake, it was synthesized after editing'

"Tsk, you people are so ridiculous, I believe it, you are simply stupid"

"It's a good hype. It is estimated that the protagonist will jump out after a while, and then another Internet celebrity will be born successfully."

There were quite a few voices of this kind of objection, but it didn't take long for the technical geek to appear on the stage, and he was still a certified well-known blogger.

It's technology, not science fiction: After three hours of repeated verification by myself, all the pictures presented in this video are true!No PS!No special effects!No clips!No synthesis!

Among us is a martial arts master!

Weibo immediately exploded, various screenshots also appeared, and there were rows of messages.

'Please tell me who he is! '

'Wow, it's so beautiful!I also recognize Internet celebrities, I want to follow him! '

'Fuck your eyes!Is it red on the back or what? '

'It's a bad review with colored contact lenses, but the aura is enough, this is actually cosplay, right? '

'Kneel to the queen!The queen is mighty, dominating the rivers and lakes! '

'Sickly praise!Red pupil love! '

The black phone vibrated, and Feng He picked it up to see that it was a message from a friend.

Ning Cheng: How about this person?Attached is a picture and a video link.

The picture is a screenshot of Xuan Mei in the video. Feng He frowned. He looks good and fits the role very well, especially his eyes, but this does not mean that he is qualified for the role.

He clicked on the video, and after watching the beginning, he swiped excitedly, stood up, and called his friend.

"Tell me who he is!!!"

The author has something to say: I am always blowing up the number of words

Xiao Gong will not appear until a few chapters later, I will let him show his face in the next chapter

Lin Xia is her brother's nanny, they will not have any ambiguity