The poorest actor

Seeing that the production team is about to wrap up, Shi Yi is the protagonist, in order to ensure the state, the early work schedule is very intensive, and there is a little time to relax in the later stage.

This day, I suddenly received a call from Mr. He. Mr. He was the host of the previous "Zhou Zhou Le" show. Since Shi Yi and the crew were on the show together, the two often chat on WeChat, and the relationship is quite good. .

Teacher He told Shi Yi on the phone: "There is a temporary problem with a program here, and someone needs to come to the rescue. By the way, I can help you promote the current TV series. See if you have time."

Shi Yi turned to talk to the director about it, sure enough Director Chen was very happy and waved his hand: "Let me see the work arrangement, it just so happens that you can take Zheng Yuhui with you, remember to promote our program well!"

Shi Yi had nothing to say, and then he and Zheng Yuhui were packed by Director Chen and sent to the plane.

Before getting on the plane, Zheng Yuhui answered a phone call, and his complexion began to look bad. It didn't get better until the plane took off.

Shi Yi, who was sitting next to him, took the initiative to ask, "Did something happen?"

Zheng Yuhui breathed out, and vomited bitterly to Shi Yi: "Actually, there's nothing you can't say. It's not that naughty boy in my family who was naughty again at school. When you have a child, you will understand the kind of tutoring for an ugly child." Before homework, I have to have my hands tied, because I am afraid that I can't help but beat my own son to death."

Shi Yi thought it was quite fresh: "The children are so cute now! They are also polite, and they are all very sweet."

Anyway, he saw Zhou Ke's Tuantuan like this, every time he went, he never forgot to bring a gift back for Tuantuan.

Tuantuan hugged his arm softly and called him uncle, the cuteness of him almost melted his heart.

Zheng Yuhui rolled his eyes angrily when he saw Shi Yi's appearance, obviously he was pissed off by the brat.

"You don't know that every well-behaved and cute little cutie you see in front of people is taught by countless parents who are bald and gray-headed and painstakingly educated."

Shi Yi: Sorry, I really have no experience with this.

Zheng Yuhui thought for a moment, took out his phone and clicked on a video for Shi Yi to watch: "This is a video my wife took outside their classroom when I went to my son's school today to see him."

Seeing Shiyi didn't understand it for a while, Zheng Yuhui explained: "This is a new teacher, young and shameless, their school arranges a handicraft class every week, three classes are in the activity classroom together, you have a look , these boys have teamed up to bully the teacher!"

When Shi Yi was reminded like this, sure enough, the video camera was aimed directly at a little boy inside. He looked like a tiger and a tiger, and he didn't look like Zheng Yuhui's foolishness at all, but his behavior was very similar to Zheng Yuhui's this dad.

Sometimes I thought, in the future, I will pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

The teacher above took the booklet and said, "Okay, let's start roll call, first the students of Class Six."

"Jiang Fanfan!"

Xiao Zheng replied in a rough voice: "Here!"

"Wang Yiyi."

Xiao Zheng squeezed his throat and said, "Come on!"

"Liu Meimei!"

Xiao Zheng covered his mouth and said, "Here!"

Then the teacher on the podium suddenly shut up, and the air suddenly became quiet.

It took a long time for the teacher to adjust his mood, and said slowly: "The teacher took the wrong booklet. This is the roster of the first class. This class is not in our classroom."

The video camera flashed, and Shi Yi also heard a pleasant girl say: "You brat, you won't learn well if you follow your father!"

The video ends abruptly.

Shi Yi returned the phone to Zheng Yuhui, bent over and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, Zheng Yuhui said angrily: "It's almost done, you just have fun watching it, I don't know if I'm stuck in such a miserable life. What a pain! You are basing your happiness on my pain!"

Shi Yi took a deep breath to adjust his facial expression, and then said to Zheng Yuhui: "Isn't it good for my nephew? Lively and active! Your brain is active."

Zheng Yuhui rolled his eyes when he heard it: "Then what does the teacher call the parent? Children from other people's homes are called parents because they have done good deeds. The child was praised by the principal in front of the teachers and students of the school, and the certificate of honor was added. What about me? Plus this time, it’s only been three months since the start of this semester, and it’s already the third time I’ve been called a parent!”

Shi Yi felt sympathetic for two seconds, and then gave a bad idea: "Should I let my sister-in-law go? Don't you have work on hand and can't leave?"

Zheng Yuhui looked at Shi Yi with "Why are you so naive" eyes: "Didn't you hear the last sentence in the video?"

"Didn't you learn well after following your father?" Shi Yi asked tentatively.

Zheng Yuhui nodded: "You know my wife added this line at the end of the video, and then called me before sending me the video. What do you think it is for? It is for this moment! Let me go to the teacher for her. critical education!"

Time meaning: "..."

Well, apart from sympathy or sympathy, should he say that he is really happy without a girlfriend?

Therefore, Zheng Yuhui was depressed all the way, no matter how Shi Yi enlightened him, he felt that Shi Yi was inexperienced, purely a layman guiding experts, and he was suspected of not having back pain while standing and talking.

After getting off the plane, Shi Yi took [-] and thought about He Xiao's novel: "I haven't seen Shi Chenguang for a long time, you go to the hospital to help me see how he is doing recently, the vacation given by the director this time is not good. After the recording is over, I'm afraid I won't have time to see him."

Xiaoxiao nodded in agreement, and asked him, "Then do you want me to take the zero five?"

Shi Yi shook his head: "No, at the TV station, Mr. He heard that I brought [-] out with him, and he also wanted to meet [-]. By the way, before the program was recorded, there was a small live broadcast. He wanted [-] to cooperate. He finished the game together, I promised him earlier."

That's it, the two sides parted.

Shi Yi hugged [-] along the way and frowned, Zheng Yuhui couldn't care less about being depressed, because [-] looked listless and lacking energy.

Feeling anxious while watching, Zheng Yuhui turned the watch on his wrist to check the time, and said with some worry: "It's too late, I can only take him to see a doctor after the recording of the program is over, why is it like this all of a sudden? Is it airsick? "

Shi Yi didn't know what was going on, and silently shook his head.

Shi Yi rode the luxury car of Zheng Yuhui's family all the way to the program recording site. Zheng Yuhui seemed to be very familiar with Mr. He, and they hugged each other warmly as soon as they met.

Teacher He also said to Shi Yi: "I just wanted to ask you to save the situation, and I didn't want this person to make trouble. You don't even know. A few years ago, this person opened his mouth without any restraint. A host loves working with him!"

Zheng Yuhui retorted: "That's because their professionalism is not good! If they were all like you, wouldn't our relationship still be so tight!"

As soon as Shi Yi heard it, he knew that the relationship between the two was indeed very good. Zero Point Five in his arms was lazily nestled in Shi Yi's arms, not very energetic. Shi Yi kept stroking him on the road, but Zero Point Five He didn't show that expression of enjoyment as before.

Seeing this, Mr. He asked, "Is it because the journey is uncomfortable? It's all my fault! I insisted that I would come to help record the program at [-]!"

Shi Yi quickly retorted: "He wasn't like this before, and I don't feel at ease leaving him alone on the set, and he can't leave me, so I'm going to take this little ancestor wherever I go now, let's see The situation, if it continues like this, I will take him to see a doctor after the recording is over."

Zheng Yuhui also felt strange: "Our family is not really sick at [-], right? I was sick before I saw the plane."

Shi Yi was also anxious, and he was flustered, thinking about it carefully, he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Teacher He said: "Well, let me urge them, let's finish recording the show quickly, so you can take [-] to see a doctor earlier."

The live broadcast that Mr. He asked [-] to help was actually very simple. It was to warm up the next recorded program. Of the eight guests invited today, seven of them brought their pet cats.Some cats are borrowed, and some are raised by themselves.

The only one who doesn't bring a pet is Zheng Yuhui. Of course, Mr. He has plenty of ways to deal with this annoying thing.

Immediately said: "Then you are wronged and host with me!"

It is divided into two rounds. In the first round, the cats are all in the cage, and the owners are blindfolded, relying on the cat’s reminders and voices, etc., to find their own cats.

In the second round, the owners hid behind the curtain and let out the cats to see which one could return to the owner's arms in the first time.

Soon the live broadcast started. Mr. He pre-heated the live broadcast today. There were many viewers in the live broadcast room at the beginning. After everyone greeted the audience, Mr. He said: "Old Zheng, I am too busy with work. , I don’t have time to keep pets, but I heard people say that keeping pets is actually raising a bear, what do you think of this?”

Zheng Yuhui said with a look of disdain: "I don't think raising a hundred pets is as difficult as raising a child!"

Teacher He was very appreciative and asked: "How do you say?"

"Would pets pay huge sums of money for scribbling on other people's luxury cars because they like art? Will pets be fined to do charity on the street for 72 hours for making loud noises in public? Are naughty things at school called parents by the teacher?"

"Wow! It sounds like life is so exciting! It makes me want to get married and have children!" Teacher He teased exaggeratedly.

Then Zheng Yuhui rolled his eyes and let all the audience in the live broadcast room watch the video that Shi Yi watched on the plane.

The barrage in the live broadcast room has been flying.At this moment, whether you are a fan or not, everyone is saying:

——On the extent to which bears can be bears, there are bears in the family!

--what is this?The cousin of my second aunt's family, my second aunt once helped with homework, directly called my second aunt's mental dementia, and called the police, and let the police treat it as a family dispute to mediate!

——My cousin got the first place in the class in the exam. He said he was so happy. He wanted to go home early and tell his parents. He went out directly through the gaps in the school railings, but he was blinded by the bustling streets when he went out. At eight o'clock in the evening They didn't go home, and the parents of the school were terrified. Finally, the police found it in the small shop opposite their home through checking the surveillance.

——Hearing what everyone said, I actually think that Erha, who is trying to demolish the house every day in my family, can get out of the pot a few days later.

——Remember to put more condiments upstairs.

Teacher He said: "Then let's not talk too much, let's go directly to the topic!"

At this moment, the fan army of several guests is basically in place, waiting for their idols to start to shine, and then they can't wait to blow rainbow farts to their brothers!

——Don’t ink, my [-]-word essay is ready!