Insectoids: The Job of the Males

Zhou Luoluo came to wait at the door early the next morning, when Cheng Chaoci hadn't eaten yet.In the end, I asked, and found that Zhou Luoluo didn't eat, and came straight here as soon as he got up.

No way, I have to invite the worm to have breakfast.Even ignoring Zhou Luoluo's male identity, this guy is still a minor, and he is one year younger than Cheng Chaoci.

"When you met with the editor today, did you tell him that you are a male?" Zhou Luoluo asked while chewing bread, and the words he asked were vague, "Where is the place you agreed on?"

"Male worm? It's not necessary." Cheng Chaoci thought about the address sent by the other party, "It's a shop called Capital Star Special Barbecue Restaurant." There is a saying that the name is too down-to-earth, so down-to-earth to Cheng Zhaoci dreamed of going back to his previous life.

But Cheng Chaoci felt familiar and down-to-earth, but Zhou Luoluo didn't think so: "That's not a place for males to eat at all!"

"Is there a difference?"

"There's a big difference!" Zhou Luoluo felt helpless, "Your editor doesn't know that you are a male, the place he is looking for must be delicious. There must be many customers who eat delicious food, and those customers must be female or subfemale. Do you know how troublesome it will be for males to go to that kind of place?"

Cheng Chaoci changed his position and thought for a while, remembering the enthusiasm of those military girls when he first came to Capital Star: "I probably know."

"Then you should tell the editor quickly to change to another place!" Zhou Luo was in a hurry.

"No need." Cheng Chaoci continued to eat breakfast, "Just wait."

wait?What are you waiting for?Zhou Luoluo didn't understand, but he understood immediately.

After eating, Cheng Chaoci changed into a new set of clothes. He wore a black shirt with black high-waisted jeans. His long black hair was a bit messy and combed to the sides, revealing a smooth forehead. When he was not smiling, his eyes were cold and sharp. .It is completely different from the elegant gentleman style popular among the males on the capital planet.

In short, he is handsome and coquettish, as if he could go to the Cowherd's shop to sit at any time.But there is a fucking inexplicable temperament of repelling insects thousands of miles away.

This gorgeous, cold and mournful attire is like a vampire, but there are no legends about vampires in this world.

"Fuck! Fuck! What is this!" Zhou Luoluo yelled with wide eyes, "My God! My God! Wow!!" I feel so annoying, so fierce, so fucking handsome!

Cheng Chaoci deliberately followed this style, walked in front of Zhou Luoluo with a cold face, and used his fingers to pat the stunned Zhou Luoluo's chin, and said in a coquettish manner: "The ones who will be accosted are those who look like you." Just be good, it has nothing to do with me." He was hooked up by those military females in the first place, and it was because he accidentally broke his nature by the military females.

"Ahhh! I can do it!" Zhou Luoluo once again let out his unique scream that could burst eardrums, "Fuck! You are so fucking handsome! Come on! Kiss me!" He opened his arms exaggeratedly and pouted Mouth.Of course, both bugs knew it was just a joke.

Dang bang.

The sound of the cup falling to the ground sounded, Zhou Luoluo in the crowing state and Cheng Chaoci in the affectation state turned their heads together, and found that Meng Yuele had just entered the door, standing not far away with trembling hands, looking at them in disbelief: " Me, I will definitely remember to knock on the door before coming in next time."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and ran, as fast as a ghost chasing and biting him.

Cheng Chaoci: "..."

Zhou Luoluo: "I always feel that he misunderstood."

"I don't think your feelings are wrong." Cheng Chaoci and Meng Yuele separated at the speed of light, coughed twice as if nothing had happened, looked at each other, and then looked away.

"Let's go." Zhou Luoluo got up, as if nothing happened: "The time is coming soon?"

"Hmm." Cheng Chaoci returned to his normal aloofness.

In the painting editorial department, Li Jiu also packed up and was ready to go out.

"Go to meet that artist to discuss signing a contract?" The editor next to him stretched. This editor is also an asshole with hair dyed cauliflower green. "Where are we going to meet?"

"Capital Star Barbecue Restaurant." Li Jiu held up the decorative glasses on his face, "I heard that it is quite popular with females."

The cauliflower green eyes lit up when he heard the name of the store: "Capital Star Barbecue? I want to go too! I want to too! Fuck, I like their house so much?"

The colleague on the side snorted: "Don't, your character will scare the worms."

"Probably not, the females are quite good-natured, you think they are sub-female."

If the females are of the combat department, the sub-female is of the literature and art group.When there is a conflict, most of the females can solve it with a fight, but the sub-female can make a hundred and eight sets of scheming.

Cauliflower Green patted the table dissatisfied: "What do you mean! Is it discrimination against Asian females? Ah!"

In fact, the appearance of the sub-female is more popular with males. After all, compared with the female insect that fights first in the universe, the small white flower type of sub-female is too cute.

"And I really want to see the thunder hidden in the crotch!!" Cai Hualu began to play a rogue, "I really want to see him! I seem to know why it's been a week, and Chapter 3 of the little zombie hasn't come out yet! Why?"

"And I seem to know whether he is a wretched type or a wild and uninhibited type!" Cai Hualu grabbed Li Jiu's pants: "Take me! Take me!"

Li Jiu couldn't move his legs, and helplessly looked at Caihualu and pretended to cry: "I can take you there."

Caihualu sat up abruptly, and Li Jiu continued: "But don't say too much, especially if Zang Lei doesn't look too good, don't show me a disgusted expression."

"I promise! I promise!" If it weren't for the firm materialism of the Zerg society, the cauliflower would almost swear.

Li Jiu arrived earlier than the agreed time. He reserved a spot in advance, fearing that the artist would not be found when he came. The barbecue restaurant is quite big.The two worms sat down and ordered something first.

"Cai Lv, wait a minute, please keep your mouth shut." Li Jiu warned again.

As a colleague for many years, Li Jiu knows that Cai Lu has never been evil, or that his thoughts are quite simple, but his words are really ugly.A lot of words basically come out bald without going through the mouth, and the end result is that everyone is embarrassed when they say it.

It is obligatory when helping, but it is really ugly when talking.I don't know how many colleagues wished to put more than a dozen layers of glue on this guy's mouth to prevent him from being disgusting.To be able to survive until now without being beaten to death is to point to the warm-hearted heart that helps the insects enjoy themselves.

"No problem! Even if Zang Lei looks the same as being run over by a mecha later on, I will definitely only pick up the good ones." Cai Lu's words were sonorous, "I will praise him for his good paintings and beautiful colors!"

In fact, Li Jiu's worry and Cai Lu's guarantee all stem from the guess about Cang Lei's appearance, and the guess about Cang Lei's appearance in the crotch is well-founded.

This is an analysis by a great god on Xingwang. It probably means that the protagonist of Zang Lei is designed to be a female insect with a scar on her face, and a male insect who is obedient to the female insect. Although whether this little zombie king is really The male is still in doubt.But this is meaningless, it is a kind of YY by the author, probably because there are no male insects in real life, or I have never seen male insects at all, so I drew such a thing.

But there is one thing to say, although the great god criticized Zang Lei's "dirty" thoughts, but the great god seems to be one of his fans.In other words, the painting style is too fragrant, and the little zombie king is too cute to stand up to.

"Actually, Zang Lei may also be a military female. The battle scene in the first episode is so hot, bloody!" Cai Lu Guangshu covered his mouth and stared at the two males entering the barbecue shop.

One has long hair in white clothes, big and bright eyes, and a lovely appearance.One has an aura of [-] meters, and the dish is beautiful and smooth. It looks like a group of cold ones.

Both of them were looking around the store, not knowing what they were looking for.

"You only have the photos you edited? Didn't you send him yours?" Zhou Luoluo was puzzled, and Cheng Chaoci was a little embarrassed: "Uh, I forgot, he didn't ask me for it, so I didn't send it."

The two males were talking in such a low voice that the females in the store couldn't hear clearly, but soon, a strange silence filled the surroundings.

"Ahhhhhh, I really want to strike up a conversation! Li Jiu, I won't be with you today, I'm going to make an appointment with a male!" Cai Lu didn't dare to turn his head to look, only dared to move his eyes to hint wildly.

"If you really dare to go, just amplify your voice." Li Jiu was a little helpless, "Farewell, I feel that the male worm in black clothes is very difficult to mess with. Don't turn around and fail to hook up, causing a whole lot of trouble."

"But he's so handsome." He lowered his voice and screamed, "Why are there males here? Or are there two?" Shouldn't the males go to a shop specially for males?

"I don't know, don't read it, be careful to sue you for harassment." Li Jiu silently lowered his head, looked at the electronic menu on the table, and buried his head.

Zhou Luoluo looked around in horror, but really didn't look at the worm in the photo, and couldn't hold back: "Who is it? Who is it? Why didn't I see it! This store is not big! Fuck! I got goosebumps all over my body when they saw it! I'm going to die!"

"You wait for me to see." Cheng Chaoci turned on the optical computer, and sent a message asking if the editor has arrived, and if he arrives, which table is it.

Li Jiu, who buried her head and pretended to disappear, was stunned when she received the news: "Zang Lei has arrived."

"Eh?" Cai Lu looked over quickly, and saw a female insect walking in at the door of the store. The female insect was a bit fat, and she couldn't move her eyes from the shock of the two male insects in front of him.It's not particularly ugly, but it probably doesn't have any muscles, and its facial features are fairly regular, but it fits Cai Lu's fantasy about Cang Lei.

Cai Lu and Li Jiu looked at each other, and Li Jiu nodded: "Zang Lei said he was at the door, so he should be."

"Here! Hidden Thunder! Here!" Cai Lu got up and waved his hands, his voice was very loud, as if he was hiding the fact that he was secretly watching the male insect.

"There!" Zhou Luoluo caught sight of Cai Lu, who was waving his arms and wearing cauliflower green hair, "Why didn't I see it just now! I thought that was lying on the table and sleeping!"

Cheng Chaoci also saw it. The one wearing decorative glasses was the editor who had sent him a three-dimensional photo. He smiled and walked towards him: "Hello! I'm sorry I didn't see you just now."

"Huh?!" Cai Lu froze in place, and Li Jiu opened his eyes slightly.

Seeing Cheng Chaoci sitting in front of them, Cai Lu gasped and lowered his voice: "We are calling for thunder hidden in the crotch, what is this male doing here?"

Li Jiu also shook his head in disbelief, expressing that he didn't know, didn't understand, didn't understand.

"Hello, I'm Hidden Thunder in the Crotch." Cheng Chaoci stretched out his hand to Li Jiu, and he was embarrassed to mention the ID himself, "Um, you are Editor Li, right?"