Insectoids: The Job of the Males

"You mean you encountered a thunderbolt in your crotch?" Lu Nianqian finally shifted his gaze from the document in front of him to his biological brother.

Lu Shuo nodded seriously.

"The other party is still a male?" Lu Nianqian closed the document in front of him, propping his chin with both hands.

"Yes, yes, yes." Lu Shuo shook his head even more vigorously.

"Do you know the name?" Lu Niangan was really interested. Was that kind of thing drawn by Xiongzi?Lu Nianqian felt that he could not imagine.

"Xiao Tiezhu, his name is Xiao Tiezhu." After Lu Shuo finished speaking, he suddenly opened his eyes wide and fled to the side. A small sculpture fell on the place where he was sitting.The location of this sculpture not long ago was Lu Nianqian's desk.

Lu Niangan stood up, if it wasn't for the heavy and generous table in front of him, Lu Shuo felt that Lu Nianqian would rush up and beat him up, but it didn't make sense, Lu Shuo couldn't figure out how he could provoke this hidden person It's manic.

Lu Shuo, who was deeply touched by how painful it was for Lu Niangan to beat the insect, couldn't help but move to the side again.

"If you make such unhealthy jokes on me again, I'll throw you out of the window." Lu Nian didn't understand, he didn't understand why he and Lu Shuo, a little bastard, supported each other and grew up , why did this guy grow up to be so stupid.

"What the hell am I kidding again? Ah?! Why don't I know?" Lu Shuo felt that he was wronged.

"Will someone name Xiong Zi Tie Zhu?! Did you fight for the position of member of parliament or did your fucking uncle buy it for you?" Lu Nianqian really wanted to open Lu Shuo's mind to see what was inside. Scrap, "Cheaters also find a serious reason!"

"It's really called Tie Zhu! I'll show you the photos." Lu Shuo showed Lu Niangan the pictures he secretly took. The pictures he took secretly were relatively clear. Originally, he wanted Lu Niangan to see the little male worm and his long hair. Much like it.

Lu Nianqian didn't take it seriously at first, but when he saw the photo, his eyes widened.

Lu Shuo snapped: "This picture can't be made by me to lie to you, right? Take a closer look, this nose, these eyes."

"You said he was hiding a mine in his crotch?" Lu Nianqian frowned, "He really looks like..."

"Like you, I know." Lu Shuo interrupted him.

"Like me! Don't you think he looks very much like Xiongfu?" Lu Nianqian was already 24 years old when Xiongfu passed away, and he clearly remembered his appearance.

Even the temperament is very similar, indifferent, gloomy, repelling insects thousands of miles away.At first glance, this male son looks like a replica of the former male father, but this male son is smiling, smiling at the female beside him, which is quite different.

Lu Niangan's expression became more and more serious, and Lu Shuo also stayed where he was: "Yes, but he said that his name is Xiao Tiezhu, and he is underage, he looks only sixteen or seventeen years old, the youngest child of our Xiongfu has to More than 20, where is there a male son?"

In fact, there is another possibility, and that is the unborn egg back then.At that time, the female waiter took the egg to the garbage star, and after investigation, it was found that the worm that was born was indeed a female, so why did it suddenly become a male?

"Did you tell him your own name before you asked him for it?"

"Say it, this is basic courtesy... Fuck! Does he know my identity?"

"It should be. As for him being a male, it's probably because his female father deliberately pretended to be in the past. You know what he was doing to defend himself." Lu Nianqian suddenly felt a little tired, and lay down on his office chair and closed his eyes. Eye.

Now it is basically certain that this "Xiao Tiezhu" is the child of their male father, not to mention the appearance, but based on what Lu Shuo said, the series of reactions after the male son can also be guessed at all.

That Xiongzi must have panicked at that time, he didn't expect to meet Lu Shuo in such a situation, so he subconsciously wanted to escape first.

And that child's reaction is also based on his female father, the female who has gone completely crazy.

Lu Niangan let out a long sigh: "Don't say anything about this, just pretend nothing happened, you know?"

Lu Shuo didn't answer, Lu Nianqian waited for a while, and seeing Lu Shuo's troubled face, he patted the table impatiently, which made Lu Shuo tremble in fright: "Put away your little thoughts! You are Who do you want to harm?! If our female father knows that the father has a male son, you don't know what will happen in the end?!"

Not worrying about one or two, Lu Niangan is really tired.Because they are female and son, the female father basically raises them, and this guy Lu Shuo can still be raised by himself.

But compared to facing the disgust of the female father, Lu Niangan, who has to protect his brother.Lu Shuo is a little naive in every way.Sometimes Lu Niangan really wanted to pack up and throw away this idiot and the lunatic at home, but there was no way.

The blood relationship is here, and the female father is no longer a thing but also his own female father.No matter how stupid a brother is, he is still his own brother, a burden that cannot be thrown away.

Of course, this is only compared to Lu Nianqian: "Nothing happened, I don't know anything, it's good for everyone! You are your MP, and he is his author. Now, give me all the photos deleted."

"but……"

"Delete!" Lu Nianqian was quite ruthless, "Otherwise I'll grab your brain and delete it for you."

"Delete it! Delete it! Why are you so fierce?!" Lu Shuo looked at Lu Niangan's insect-killing gaze, and deleted all his secret photos: "Deleted."

"Check." Lu Nianqian stretched out his hand expressionlessly, "If you haven't deleted one, just wait for your head to open it."

"Fuck you a devil?! Ah! A devil?" Lu Shuo had no motivation to resist Lu Niangan, a potential violent maniac, so he could only obediently hand in his optical brain for inspection.

He is obviously a member of parliament, but shrank like a quail: "Can't you really go to him?"

"Do you think he will wait to see you? The child of the culprit who let a male son live in Junk Star for 16 years? Why do you go after him?" Lu Nianqian threw the checked optical brain to Lu Shuo: "It's okay ,get out."

After Lu Shuo left cursingly, Lu Nian just sat there for a long time.He didn't look at the documents, didn't think about anything, all this happened suddenly, and he wasn't ready for anything suddenly.

After he regained his composure, Lu Nianqian opened the homepage of the manga he was following.After rewarding the author with piles of gifts, so many that he even swiped the screen, he left a message.

[8452769452: Come on, I really like it, the author is great. 】

That's it, Lu Nianqian glanced at the cover in the dim light, and closed the interface.

To maintain the relationship between readers and authors, it is not a good thing to cross some boundaries, such as them and this unknown little male.

Lu Nianqian remembered that the female attendant was called Cheng Jin, but he didn't know whether the little male's surname was Lu with his father's or Cheng Jin's surname. He had only seen one photo.

That was probably his younger brother in blood, but the only thing he could bring him there was trouble.

So be it.

Lu Nianqian cleared up his mood and reopened his work folder.

……

"I think! We can take off!" Zhou Luoluo showed Cheng Chaoci his line draft, "Has it improved?"

Cheng Chaoci stared at it for a while, then nodded: "I've made progress, keep working hard." His voice was low and deep.

Zhou Xiaobao, who was so engrossed in drawing lines, couldn't help looking over, Zhou Luoluo frowned, and looked at Cheng Chaoci from left to right: "What's wrong with you? Why is it like being stolen by a bug?"

"No, I just encountered unexpected bugs." The kind that I don't want to have any intersections in my life. Thinking about the reaction when I left last time, I guess I have already seen the clues, "I feel like my good days are coming to an end gone."

Now I don't know if there will be anything to do: "Do you have a fortune teller here?"

Fortune telling?The Zhou brothers looked at each other, and Zhou Luoluo asked tentatively: "Do you count your fate?"

"Forget it, I didn't say it." He should have known, Zerg is a damn materialistic world.

"Oh, don't be dejected, think about the good!" Zhou Luoluo slapped Cheng Chaoci's shoulder, "You are a male, who would dare to do anything to you?"

What if it's a madman?Cheng Chaoci did not continue to ask, because he knew that Zhou Luoluo would not be able to answer the question.

"Don't worry, if he kills you, he will be executed too. You won't lose money." Zhou Xiaobao sincerely comforted.

Cheng Chaoci looked over expressionlessly: "Then I thank you?"

"No, you're welcome." Zhou Xiaobao, who was rarely thanked by insects, blushed again, "It should."

You blush a bubble teapot!Cheng Chaoci was speechless, but he also knew that it was useless to think about it now, he was not a roundworm in Lu Shuo's stomach, who knew what Lu Shuo thought.

There is no worm who can give him a solution, it is purely to scare himself.

The only person who can help is probably Major Wei.

Cheng Chaoci sent Wei Zhuo the news that he had met Lu Shuo, and Wei Zhuo returned very quickly, not as fast as during working hours.

Of course Wei Zhuo is at work, but he has set the names of the madwoman's family as keywords.Even during working hours when messages are blocked, as long as keywords are received, the bell will ring.

After all, he was the one who brought Xiaoxiongzi out of Trash Star, and he promised to be responsible for Xiaoxiongzi.He also worried about neglecting something because he was too busy with work.

Wei Zhuo asked Cheng Chaoci to stay at home these few days and try not to go out. He went to check on Lu Niangan's movements.

The two brothers, Lu Shuo and Lu Nianqian, have always had a very good relationship. As a member of parliament, it is unlikely that Lu Shuo will do anything to Xiongzi himself.

The job of monitoring Lu Nianqian's movements was handed over to Sun Wushe by Wei Zhuo, or Sun Wushe wanted to go there. According to the reason he said, it was to protect the author. The meaning of music contagion.

But Lu Niangan should work over there and work overtime.Life is quite regular, and there is no sign of wanting to make trouble.

"Lu Niangan and the others, including the grandfather's family, seem to have complicated perceptions of that female." Looking at the information he had collected, Sun Wushe couldn't explain it all: "The reason why the female insect was able to get the protection of the grandfather's family is because of that The female's male brother, that female has always been nice to her brother."

"But brothers Lu Niangan and Lu Shuo didn't seem to be so lucky. The female seemed to think that the birth of these two females was the beginning of his tragic career. So Lu Niangan and Lu Shuo brothers suffered a lot when they were young. Domestic violence." Sun Wushe paused, then continued: "It's mainly Lu Nianqian."

Cheng Chaoci was present when Sun Wushe was reading these, but before Cheng Chaoci could speak, Meng Yuele began to yell: "Then why does this guy care about his female father? Isn't he Are you the big boss of a medium to large company?"

"Maybe I think it's my female father after all? The worm who gave birth to me and raised me? I don't know this, and I can't empathize with it." When Sun Wushe said this, his face was full of disdain, "I can't agree with it, right, Brother Wei .”

"Whether he agrees or not, he probably won't attack Cheng Chaoci's male son now. This can be confirmed temporarily, but we can't relax." Wei Zhuo looked at Cheng Chaoci seriously, "Their female father seemed to be trying to attack a female father not long ago. Worm, that female worm is also the child of your former male father."

"However, because of the relationship between the mentally ill bug and the fact that it did not cause any substantial harm, it was not punished." As soon as Wei Zhuo became serious, the whole bug became rigid and serious, "I hope you can take it with you when you go out in the future. An adult female, preferably a military female, whether it is us or your female father, will ensure your safety."

"If we don't have time, I will assign you a military female."

"Okay, I'll try to reduce going out as much as possible." Cheng Chaoci was quite cooperative, this arrangement was for his safety, and besides, Cheng Chaoci's desire to go out was not so strong.

Since the two females don't seem to be interested in him, the possibility of encountering him again is very low...

Right ...

Come on big head ghost!

Cheng Chaoci never expected that he really wanted to hide, and Wei Zhuo's careful arrangements couldn't resist the appearance of a second-five boy among his friends.

Zhou Luo Luotian excitedly said that he was going to chase bugs and confess his love.

Confession is confession, and even forced Cheng Chaoci and Zhou Xiaobao.

Zhou Luoluo prepared a particularly romantic large wreath, yes, it is a wreath.The kind of wreath Cheng Chaoci had seen in his previous life.

The three big characters "I love you" are paved with flowers, one word per wreath.

Zhou Luoluo couldn't handle one worm, so he found two worms as coolies for himself.Zhou Luoluo moaned and moaned as he lined up his troops: "Say yes, take me for Xiaoci, take you for Xiaobao, love is mine."

"Got it, got it!" Cheng Chaoci looked at the three extremely ugly wreaths, and didn't want to touch them, but if it ruined the relationship between himself and his brother, it would be unnecessary, after all, the male worm in the chasing worm There is no brain at all.

Use this wreath to blind the eyes of the female opposite, maybe the female opposite can break through the shackles of gender, pick up a basin of footwashing water and pour it on Zhou Luoluo, so that Zhou Luoluo understands that he really has no chance.

Zhou Xiaobao didn't say anything.

"Do you want me to shout slogans and names when we arrive later, and then the three insects will shout "I love you?" Zhou Luoluo shyly twitched.

Cheng Chaoci looked up at him: "If you let me be a real treasure, I will let you use the name of the victim to rule by law news."

This time Zhou Xiaobao squeaked: "Second." When he learned that he had to hold this thing to the door of the insect company to confess, his calves were trembling, and they are still trembling to this day.

If you still want to shout slogans, you might as well just leave this miserable world.Or directly kill the instigator, for this Zhou Xiaobao unexpectedly discovered that he has the courage.

The three male worms carried their own silly wreaths and embarked on the so-called confession journey with great difficulty. If they hadn't been on a levitation car when they passed by, Cheng Chaoci felt that they would be watched all the way.

Not the kind of onlookers looking at the males, but the kind of curiosity and interest in the bewildering behavior of the Zerg.

After all, Sun Wushe, who accompanied him, consciously stayed far away from them.

It's just that they were going to get out of the car after all, and after they lined up, there were quite a few onlookers.Just when Cheng Chaoci felt ashamed and Zhou Xiaobao was about to be scared to death socially.

Once arrogant, who dismissed female insects, and felt that the female insect's gaze damned made him uncomfortable, Comrade Zhou Luoluo, who suffered from the second disease of the middle school, sank into his dantian, and let out a terrifying roar: "Lu Niangan! I love you!! "

Lu, what the hell?Cheng Chaoci couldn't care less about the embarrassment, his eyes widened, and he looked at Zhou Luoluo in disbelief.

Aside from other complicated feelings, Cheng Chaoci felt that Zhou Luoluo was really powerful and invincible.He used to say "Follow me" to his female father in that cake shop, but now he is chasing after his blood brother?

Wait, maybe this name is that Lu Niangan now, maybe...

Before it was over, he met Lu Nianqian who was leaving after get off work, and both of them were stunned.

The two of them looked at each other, Zhou Luoluo immediately, he stretched out his elbow and pushed Cheng Chaoci: "Hey, he doesn't think he's taken a fancy to you, does he?"

"It's unlikely." Cheng Chaoci didn't know why, but he knew it was wrong.Now this situation has nothing to do with Zhou Luoluo, Zhou Luoluo didn't know about it at all, but Cheng Chaoci just wanted to pin Zhou Luoluo to the ground and hammer him.

What year are you going to play well?ah!Is a young man who is 25 years younger called a young man?You can be the son of the other party!Are you crazy to hook up with a 40-year-old female before the fucking maturity? ! !

Not a little self-aware?Is this the female bug you can get your hands on!

Lu Nianqian withdrew his gaze, walked forward as if nothing had happened, walked in front of Zhou Luoluo, and slowly said in Zhou Luoluo's expectant eyes: "If I can see you next time after get off work, your female father, Lieutenant Qian, will I learned that you are pursuing a 40-year-old female."

Zhou Luoluo is autistic, Zhou Luoluo's heart is dead, Zhou Luoluo feels that she no longer believes in love.Then Zhou Luoluo ran away crying.

Cheng Chaoci wanted to chase out at this time, and then ran away with Zhou Luoluo, but was stopped by Lu Niangan.

Lu Nianqian didn't know his real name, didn't know how to call it, subconsciously said: "Xiao Tiezhu."

Since this is not Cheng Chaoci's real name, Cheng Chaoci actually didn't react and didn't stop.As a result, Lu Nianqian yelled a second time, and Cheng Chaoci finally remembered that he had fooled Lu Shuo's alias.

Standing silently, turned around slowly: "Hello, what do you do?"

Sun Wushe stood between Lu Nianqian and Cheng Chaoci.

Lu Nianqian opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything.After a long silence, Cheng Chaoci asked tentatively: "Is it okay, I'm leaving?"

"Ah? Oh." Lu Nianqian nodded, "Sorry, I was abrupt."

In fact, they both know each other and understand their own identities, and everyone knows the relationship between the two worms.But nothing was said.

Lu Niangan knew that he was impulsive just now.

It was actually an inexplicable impulse to see it when I was not ready.Lu Nianqian wanted to know what the name of his nominal brother was, and how he came back from the trash star.

But he doesn't seem to have the position to ask such a question, it's better not to know, so as not to cause complications.

Sun Wushe raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lu Niangan, then grinned silently, as if mocking Lu Niangan's hesitant character.

After expressing his disdain, Sun Wushe took Cheng Chaoci back to the suspension car.

Zhou Luoluo was completely broken in love, because the other party threatened to report him to his female father.Zhou Luoluo didn't have the courage to dance with his father, so he announced that he was broken in love and became single again.

"So when have you ever been single?" Cheng Chaoci was puzzled, "Don't you have to fall in love to talk about falling in love?"

Sun Wushe, who was sitting in the front row, burst out laughing, and Zhou Luoluo cried even louder.

Zhou Xiaobao reached out and patted him on the back: "It's okay, it's okay, in fact, you couldn't catch up from the very beginning."

Zhou Xiaobao's consolation was obvious, Zhou Luoluo cried so much that she almost hiccupped.

In the end Zhou Luoluo cried in Cheng Chaoci's arms, hiccupping while crying.Cheng Chaoci hypocritically comforted and said that you are actually great, but he has no vision.

Zhou Luoluo, whose eyes were crying into walnuts, raised his head tremblingly: "You, can you introduce me? I think your, that very indifferent brother is the one who is unhappy all day long..."

Before he finished speaking, Cheng Chaoci raised his slap: "Oh? What do you want to say?"

"What do you want to do?" Zhou Luoluo flinched, and quietly left Cheng Chaoci's embrace.

"Let me see if what you said is what I want to hear. If not, did you see this slap?" Cheng Chaoci remained expressionless, "It will fall on your face later."

In an instant, Zhou Luoluo stopped whimpering and was not weak, and the so-called broken love was cured.Oh, it may not be cured if it is cured, but Zhou Luoluo's ghostly appearance is not there anyway.

Lu Nianqian's attraction to him is similar to that of a mature older sister in a previous life to a kid who hasn't stepped into society yet.The little kid stalks and stalks, but the big sister doesn't like it.

Cheng Chaoci sighed, not wanting to talk to Zhou Luoluo.

He simply sat aside and opened his optical brain account to reply to the comments, but was shocked by two huge sums of money.

"?????" Cheng Chaoci gasped, it was a digital ID, and he rewarded him with nearly 90 star coins at one time? !This is, met a local tyrant? !

When something goes wrong, there must be a demon. How can a local tyrant tip so much at once for reading comics?And there are no special requirements?

Cheng Chaoci returned the tip. After all, he now has a stable income and does not rely on tipping to make a living.

Lu Niangan was a little frustrated about this, probably because Cheng Chaoci saw his identity, so he didn't accept him.

In fact, Cheng Chaoci inexplicably thought of the comment that offered a huge reward for the author's home address, and felt a chill down his spine, for fear that there was some terrible and sad reader behind the money.