Insectoids: The Job of the Males

"What's wrong with your face?" Cheng Chaoci looked at Meng Yuele with wide eyes.

Meng Yuele came to deliver things to him. When he came, his face was bruised and purple, and his right cheek was still swollen.

"I was training with Wei Zhuo last night, and I was beaten." Meng Yuele stretched out his hand to cover his face. In fact, this kind of minor injury can be cured casually, but Meng Yuele felt that he was at a loss.

After so many years of friendship, he would beat him up if he wanted to, just because he was in a bad mood.Meng Yuele felt sad, even if Wei Zhuo treated him to a meal after the beating, it wouldn't matter.

He lasted the whole night without any medicine or therapeutic equipment.Today, I deliberately found a reason to give Cheng Chaoci some snacks, and with such a face, I was watched by many bugs on the road.

But Meng Yuele didn't care, he just wanted Cheng Chaoci to see how cruel that bastard Wei Zhuo was: "Yesterday, twenty or thirty military females were beaten by him on the ground, and they couldn't even struggle."

"Wow! Is the S-rank military female really that powerful?" Cheng Chaoci listened to it, but obviously the point of attention was different from what Meng Yuele thought.

Meng Yuele looked at Cheng Chaoci silently, and Cheng Chaoci, who was still lamenting that the S-rank military female was simply a bug, finally realized something was wrong after he came into contact with the line of sight: "Cough, what, you were beaten?"

"It's been beaten very hard! Look!" Meng Yuele pointed at the bruise on his face madly, and turned his face in front of Cheng Chaoci.

Cheng Chaoci leaned back: "That's really, too much, how could it be like this!"

Seeing that Cheng Chaoci's tone was weak when he said these words, he was not at all as excited as he was when he talked about the combat effectiveness of the S-rank military female.Meng Yuele's face darkened.

Cheng Chaoci's face changed instantly, and he clenched his fists filled with righteous indignation: "It's too much! How could he beat you?!" This time, he was full of emotion. If there hadn't been the original perfunctory, Meng Yuele might have believed it.

Ah

Bugs are not worth it.

"Then what, I'll get you a healing device and heal your wound first." Cheng Chaoci simply changed the subject.

Meng Yuele was very moved, Xindao Xiongzi was really gentle and very different, anyway, he was much better than that bastard Wei Zhuo.

Cheng Chaoci: "By the way, do you know what Major Wei likes?" It's ashamed to say that Wei Zhuo knows exactly what he likes to eat and use, but Cheng Chaoci doesn't know Wei Zhuo that well .

Wei Zhuo never seemed to have a preference for any item.Can eat almost anything, and it doesn't matter.

Meng Yuele: "..." What else can I say?He shouldn't have come here!

……

"I said it was a mistake!" Jin Yue clicked his tongue impatiently, "If it wasn't for that male worm shouting, there wouldn't be any chaos at all, and wouldn't there be nothing wrong with it?"

"It's too late for something to happen! Don't you know that you are a kidnapper for Xiongzi Cheng Chaoci? After all this, why do you join us?" Sun Wushe wished to give Jin Yue a brain shake. Le, make him sober up.

Speaking of this, Jin Yue became angry instead: "Fuck, it's okay if you don't fucking say this. Let me ask you, since you know where the clown is and are so close to the clown, why didn't you give me any news?" I reveal!"

Who in Star Thieves doesn't know that he is looking for the clown, and the clown is also the author of serial comics. Jin Yue doesn't believe that Sun Wushe has followed the clown for so long, and doesn't know that the clown is a "thunder in the crotch".

Sun Wushe is so rotten, he might be thinking of something in his heart.

"I told you, then what? Let you take him away from Capital Star?" Sun Wushe frowned, "I said, can you bring some brains once in a while?"

"Why don't I fucking have a brain!" Jin Yue slapped the table with his hand, a joke!Can he be the leader of the Golden Lion Thieves without a brain?

Fortunately, Sun Wushe came out to see Jin Yue and specially set up a private room in the tavern, otherwise Jin Yue would have to attract the attention of many insects if he made such a fuss.

However, Jin Yue didn't have any self-knowledge, and kept saying, "It's a bit difficult to take him away from Capital Star, but it's not impossible. Do you really think I'm afraid of that guy Wei Zhuo?"

"And then?" Sun Wushe suppressed his anger, his tone was calm, and he sounded calm, "Why do you want to take him away? To be your hero?"

What do you do after you take the clown away?

Jin Yue really didn't think about it.

Males can't carry it on their shoulders or lift it with their hands.The clowns probably only know how to draw, so what's the use of that?After being brought together with the federal army, do you threaten the other party not to act rashly?

It's not impossible to be a worm... After all, what he will do later is not very friendly to the male worm group, but somehow he doesn't want the clowns to be classified into it.

But: "I can think about what use he can have later, anyway, let's take the worm away first. Don't be so fucking cowardly, Sun Wushe, I will take him away by myself, so I won't implicate you."

"Didn't you fucking say you weren't afraid of Wei Zhuo before? Now you're scared of such a stupid thing?" Jin Yue is really speechless and cheap. If it weren't for his own strength, he would have been killed by himself Colleagues were killed.

However, Sun Wushe's temper is not so violent, or his endurance is much stronger than that of ordinary female insects. He didn't yell at Jin Yue because of Jin Yue's farting: "Take him away? Let him follow you? In your Golden Lion Star Bandit Group Accompany you on the starship when you are surrounded by the Federation?"

"Weapons don't talk about worm ways. If the male child hides in a wrong place, the particle cannon will come over, and there will be no ashes left."

"He can live in peace and stability in the capital star until he dies. He can do whatever he wants, follow you? Let alone fight with you, star thieves have everything. How can you guarantee his safety?"

Most of the star thieves are desperadoes, and Jin Yue is righteous, and his subordinates listen to him, but they are only fighting for justice with Jin Yue.

A male, a male who has escaped federal protection!What do you gain by falling into the hands of those bastards? !

Jin Yue's words sounded harsh: "What? Have you been in the federal army for a long time? Was it instigated?"

"I don't deny that there are some self-disciplined females in the Star Thief Group, but they are definitely not the majority." Sun Wushe looked at Jin Yue coldly, "If you threaten the safety of Cheng Chaoci's son, I promise, you Can’t get out of Capital Star.”

This is quite harsh.

After the former boss of the Black Panther Star Thief was assassinated, things were temporarily handed over to Sun Wushe and another former second-in-command.Not surprisingly, the next boss will be chosen from among them.

Sun Wushe has a great chance of winning, and Sun Wushe has a good relationship with Jin Yue's Golden Lion Group during this period, which is equivalent to putting another security lock on his future boss position.

At this time, it is not worthwhile to turn against the boss of the Golden Lion Group, because the early stage pay is there.Now it is simply a disadvantage to turn against each other, the initial cost cannot be recovered, and there may be retaliation later.

However, after hearing Sun Wushe's warning, Jin Yue calmed down a lot.Frowning, he looked Sun Wushe up and down.

Sun Wushe is a guy who loves black in his clothes. He folds his hands between his legs, and the whole insect sits in a place where the sun cannot shine.

After stripping off the disguise, this guy's nature is like a poisonous snake.He is vicious and vicious, he shouldn't stop himself at this time, after all, no matter what Jin Yue does, Sun Wushe only needs to try his best to separate the relationship: "You, you are not interested in the clown, right? I want him to do it." Your hero?"

"I don't want to." Sun Wushe directly denied, "This is unrealistic."

"You don't look like you don't want to." Jin Yue narrowed his eyes suspiciously. He didn't have much communication with the clown, it was very short, not even a day. Strictly speaking, although he knew each other early, he really didn't have Sun Wu The society knows clowns so well.

Just now, Sun Wushe looked like he had been bumped against the scales, so that's it?Who would believe that it's boring to talk to clowns?

"I really don't want to. To be a worm, you have to be self-aware." Speaking of this topic, Sun Wushe simply leaned on the back of the sofa.Still staying in a place with weak lights, this position made him more comfortable and familiar.

Just like himself, he couldn't stand in the sun and express his feelings to a certain male.

Sun Wushe looked at the chandelier above his head: "I am different from him, so different. I don't want to have too much interaction with him."

"I like him quite a bit." Sometimes I even think about whether there is hope if I am really just an ordinary military female.

But that's impossible, just like what he thought when he heard Meng Yuele say that Cheng Chaoci and Wei Zhuo might have a situation.

He knew his own character, and he would not blame Cheng Chaoci for favoring Wei Zhuo.

What is there to blame?Cheng Chaoci didn't know what was going on in his mind at all, and he refused to reveal it.And who stipulated that if you like a bug, you will definitely be liked by the other party?

What's more, he is not as principled and responsible as Wei Zhuo.He's an undercover agent, and to put it mildly, he's a [-]-year-old boy. Which serious person can accept a [-]-year-old boy who is a star thief.

And Sun Wushe doesn't intend to give up his plan for some so-called liking.

He still has his own plans to do, give up because he likes a certain male?This is too much nonsense, so didn't he plan for nothing all those years ago?

So they are not suitable, whether emotionally or intellectually, they are not suitable.

Giving up on chasing a certain male makes him a lot easier, although sometimes he can't sleep most of the night, convulsively imagining what it would be like if they could really be together

"It's too miserable for you." Jin Yue shook his head again and again, "All right, let me see, if you don't want to be kidnapped, then... Cough, try not to kidnap."

If you want to catch him back, what should you do if you are also attracted by that clown?Jin Yue has never liked any bugs, but looking at the state of Sun Wushe, he feels that it is not a good thing.

Looking at it, I feel that Sun Wushe's brain is not bright enough, and he wants to break off relations with the Golden Lion because of the clowns?This is unbelievable, is this the power of liking?Scared. Scared.

But the clowns are in the capital, and it is unrealistic for Jin Yue to live in peace and not go to him.

Jin Yue himself is crazy and doesn't care much about the rules. If he really cared about the rules, he wouldn't have sent a photo to Cheng Chaoci after he escaped from prison.

Don't kidnap, it's always okay to look for it, right?It's just that the clown's mouth may have to be plugged at that time, so that the clown will not yell.

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"How do I feel? My back is cold?" Cheng Chaoci shuddered inexplicably, and glanced out the window. Well, the sun is shining on the earth, warm and peaceful.

The temperature is also constant, could it be that some insects are playing his tricks?

"Xiao Ci, read carefully." Teacher Liang smiled beside him.

The little male worms are pretty good, but they are particularly attracted to some weird things.Especially when studying, when using old electronic documents, even advertisements can make Xiao Xiongzi stare at them for a long time.

"Teacher Liang, I have a question." Cheng Chaoci raised his eyes to look at Teacher Liang, "Before the Zerg race is 18 years old, it's nothing but love, isn't it illegal?"

"Is there a worm you like?" Teacher Liang thought it was very interesting. He thought that Cheng Chaoci would meet his favorite worm after a long time.

But: "That's good, I guess it won't be so painful when you wake up as an adult."

"What do you mean?"

"The pheromone awakens after the male becomes an adult. The higher the level, the more difficult it is for the male to awaken." Teacher Liang glanced at Cheng Chaoci's electronic screen slowly. Well, from just now until now, I haven't turned a single page, " Too high a level is sometimes not necessarily a good thing, especially for males whose physical fitness cannot keep up."

"The fatality rate of A-level males awakening is three percent."

Cheng Chaoci was stunned: "There's still a fatality rate?! So cruel?" He didn't know about this at all before, he only knew that the awakening would cause pheromone to overflow, and if it overflowed, it would bring him a lot of trouble.

"That's right, your female father may not understand this either." After all, Cheng Jin left Capital Star early with the egg, and never thought that he was pregnant with a male.

And strictly speaking, this will not be taught in the male insect course. After all, there are too few A-level male insects, accounting for only one-fiftieth of the male insect population.

But Teacher Liang thinks that Cheng Chaoci is very likely to be an A-level male, and even Cheng Chaoci's two friends may be A-level males.

There is a relatively common method for judging the grade of male insects - through appearance, although it may not be [-]% accurate, but it is almost the same.

The better you grow, the higher your level may be.But every worm has a different standard for growing well.

The so-called good-looking, that is, Zhou Zheng, three courts and five eyes are upright, there is no crooked mouth and slanted eyes, basically there will be no major problems.

"And if you have a female by your side during the awakening period, he can guide you, and the pain will probably be minimized." Teacher Liang watched Cheng Chaoci's face slowly turn red, and said in his heart that he hadn't said what guidance was. Well, it feels like Xiongzi already understands.

Sometimes this Xiongzi Cheng Chaoci really makes Chong feel that he is very talented.

Are you gifted?No, Cheng Chaoci simply read a lot of Xiao Huangman in his previous life.Not to mention Xiao Huangman, even serious martial arts, doesn't it mean that a man and a woman have to take off their clothes to practice the Jade Heart Sutra?

There is only one male and one female, and this guide will inevitably lead to daydreams.

"Grade A male? Maybe more than that." In a certain research institute, a group of researchers in white coats were discussing a certain worm they often talked about recently in the cafeteria.

"I think it's possible for him to break through the level S." A male with goggles swallowed the food in his mouth, "But the death rate of S-level males is too high."

The death rate of A-class males is only 80.00%, while that of S-class soars to [-]%.That kind of pain has broken through the critical point that most males can bear.

"Hey, Bai Jun, what do you think?" A male with long hair pushed Bai Jun with his elbow.

"My Xiongfu has been paying close attention to that little Xiongzi Cheng Chaoci recently." Bai Jun thought about it, "He is very smart, and he almost got a word from me."

"Hey... my family, from the female master to the female servant, have been chasing his comics recently. Oh, my children are also chasing them." A certain male insect looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, "When crying, they stared at the virtual screen one by one, wishing to see their comics. The house is flooded, so that’s not bad, recently there are new comics, my family stares at the virtual screen and laughs very weirdly, it’s so weird that I get goosebumps all over my body.”

"Hahahaha, don't talk about your female servants. Didn't Bai Jun stroll to the Star TV station not long ago, wanting to find a reporter? What happened? Did you find it?" The long-haired male pushed Bai again. all.

I couldn't find it, and I almost starved to death.But these Bai Jun would not say: "Although I didn't find it, at least I met Cheng Chaoci's beggar."

"Bai Jun, you can't do it! At this age, you can only do research? Isn't the president worried that you won't be able to find a female monarch in the future?"

"Fortunately, I'm not the only bug in my family." Bai Jun lowered his head and poked at the eggs in his bowl sullenly, "It's just that recently my female father and a few uncles in the family have been persuading me to find someone quickly. "

Uncle is a name for one's male father and female ruler. The leader does not only have one female ruler, and he has many female servants, but their family's female ruler and female servants get along very well.

This can be seen from their urging marriage together: "I can't stand it anymore, just happened to see a cartoon, so..."

The researcher at the side patted him on the shoulder sympathetically. It's really not easy for them to find a partner because they spend all day in the lab.

"However, there is one thing to say. If that Cheng Chaoci is really an S-rank male, our dean will probably try to find a way to get the worm in."

After all, the evolution of females focuses on the strength and agility of the body, while the evolution of males is more focused on the development of the brain. After a thorough awakening, the memory and comprehension abilities will be completely different.

All the male worms sitting here are almost geniuses with an unforgettable memory.

If there are females among the politicians, then their No. [-] Research Institute of the Zerg is really all male, and there is no trace of females at all.

Even the protection and security measures are done by themselves, this research institute is definitely the safest place in the entire Capital Star.

If one day the Zerg war broke out and spread to the capital star, the protective measures of the first research institute could block the entire research institute.

Even if the particle cannon can't get in, even if the capital star is gone, the protection that wraps the First Research Institute into a ball can still carry these males floating in the vast universe for 20 years.

According to the president's words, it is the hardest bastard in the entire Zerg race.

And the little genius research institutes who made this bastard were quite happy, thinking it was a compliment.

It's just that A+ grade males are already so powerful, so what about S grade males?The only worry now is whether the S-rank male will die because he can't find a female to accompany him through the awakening period.

"Don't we Zerg have an S-rank female? It's just right for him."

The long-haired male interrupted the colleague: "It's not very likely. The male father of the female seems to be an ordinary male with sadism. Now the female has left the family, and there is a scar on her face. Looking at the scar left when we left."

"It's just another female who was made to be male-phobic by those useless males." A male who was chewing vegetables couldn't help it, "Every time they make a lot of troubles, the male insect protection law is not enough. It's about to become a shelter for criminals."

"What can you do? We don't have as many as those guys." It's amazing that the males can stand out, but that's really only a very small number.

Most of them are males with little ability, only know how to eat and wait to die, and may have special hobbies.

"Isn't that Xiongzi very dangerous? No, from now on, our research institute will lose a competent person." Xiaoxiongzi has not planned anything yet, and he already feels that Cheng Chaoci will definitely be their research institute in the future. the bug.

"But he likes to draw, are you sure he will be interested in doing research?" Bai Jun asked suspiciously.

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"I think drawing is already messing with my brain cells." Cheng Chaoci stared at the mech operation manual on the virtual screen, "Why do I always feel that males learn weird things."

"How to Become a Qualified Hero Lord" also needs to be learned. Although it has been replaced by mecha battles now, it is useless to learn mecha battles with males. There is no machine for males in this world. First.

You can only play virtual battles, but what is the difference between playing virtual battles and playing games?

"Why don't I teach you mathematics?" Teacher Liang has a good personality, and he doesn't seem to care what Cheng Chaoci wants to learn. All useful."

"No, I suddenly think that the mech is pretty good." Math?Heh, just kidding, in his previous life, his mathematics has been at the level of repeatedly jumping on the passing line. The most complicated math problem he has ever done after growing up is to calculate how to use double eleven discount coupons to be more cost-effective.

Just when Cheng Chaoci was about to plunge into the bitter sea of ​​study, he saw a familiar bug from the window.

Sun Wushe?Is he not at work today?Why did it come back at this point?

It stands to reason that they usually get off work in the military area later than Mr. Liang. Could it be that they have asked for leave?

Teacher Liang sighed helplessly, well, his attention was drawn away again: "Xiao Ci, if you do this again, I will tell your female father."

"Ah! I'm sorry!" Cheng Chaoci quickly turned his head and stared at the virtual screen seriously. Although he didn't understand half a word, his attitude was there, at least at first glance, he looked very serious.

After Cheng Chaoci turned his head, Sun Wushe looked at the window.After watching in silence for a while, I went home.