Did Donghuang Taiyi buy cute today?

As a domestic northern long-tailed tit, Mochi likes to join in the excitement of human festivals, especially in the New Year, she shakes the most.Cross talk skits, singing and acrobatics, shaking out all the time, regardless of whether the owner can understand the bird language, just for the melon seed kernel.

It can be said to be a very cute pet!

On New Year's Eve, in the living room, the gathering of the adults was still going on, a chubby little boy in a new red dress sneaked into the room, looked up at the boy who was tired from playing and rolled himself into a hemp ball Mochi showed a salivating look—this little bird is really cute, although it is much rounder than him, but she can fly.

If he also has wings, can he also fly?The little boy thought about it, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible.

Just now he acted like a baby and his sister asked for this little bird, but she refused to give it to him.That's okay, he just took it away quietly.

"Mochi, Mochi!" The little boy imitated his master's name and called the bird.

Mochi's little wings moved, and after hearing his name, he opened his eyes and saw a little chubby.This little chubby mochi knew her. When she was talking about cross talk with the people on TV just now, this little chubby saw her most attentively.

Mochi can't tell whether the sight of her is good or bad. She is a bird kept at home. She only thinks that people like her when they look at her. Mochi is very happy!

Hearing the little boy call her name again, Mochi thought to himself: Well, well, who made her eat so many delicious things recently, why don't I pamper and trust the humans who gave her delicious things!

Mochi flapped its wings, like a golden snitch in a Harry Potter movie, two wings grew out of Yuan Diu Diu's body, and it flew down gracefully, about to fly around in front of Xiaopang. I saw Xiaopang stretching out his hand.

Mochi tilted his head, and on top of his head was a bunch of gray fluff that stood up like a human being and swayed: Chirp?This human wants to get close to me?Hey, I just reluctantly let him touch me!

So the mochi circled around and fell into Xiaopang's hands, and then...

Xiaopang grabbed Mochi in the palm of his hand, and his hands were so strong that Mochi couldn't help screaming.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!!!" Painful QAQ——

Xiaopang stretched out his hand to Mochi's wings and said happily: "Wings, I'm going to have wings."

Mochi flapped its wings, and the sharp call came along with the distant bell, and the call gradually became louder, and the gray feathers were covered with a scorching red.

The shadow of the three-legged bird can be seen faintly.

The three-legged divine bird was huge and majestic, Xiaopang was stunned, the next second the divine bird hovering in the air flapped its wings, leaned over and charged, its sharp beak was about to peck this innocent and vicious human being to death.

"Help me!!"

The host who heard the sound rushed over, leaving only the empty birdcage and Xiaopang squatting on the ground with his head in his arms.

"Where's the mochi! Where did you get the mochi?"

Fatty came back to his senses, did not see the shadow of the giant bird, and cried out loudly: "Mom, I am so scared! There is a bird trying to peck my eyes! What a tall, tall bird!!"

"Tell me where the mochi went!" The sister next door's eyes were red with anger, and Xiaopang was shaking like a sieve, all he could say was that he was afraid.

The chubby mother had to apologize and said that the child was talking nonsense.

However, there was no one else in the room except Xiaopang.

The giant bird in Xiaopang's mouth was only treated as a child's joke.And Xiaopang's crying stopped at his mother's angry slap.

"What nonsense are you talking about, kid!"

Xiaopang covered his cheeks, not knowing what he did wrong.He really saw a huge bird!He hasn't got his wings yet...

There was a commotion in the house for a while, and the police came and knocked on the door.

"Someone called the police and someone damaged personal property here. Come with us?"

There was a moment of silence in the room, and then it became more lively, and the scolding was endless.

It's just that Mochi doesn't know about these.

Mochi only knew that he felt very painful at first, and was about to suffocate from being pinched by the neck, but the pain disappeared soon.

Not only was the pain gone, her body was still warm, and she seemed to be lying in a quilt with something soft underneath.

She opened her eyes and saw that there was a red fire in front of her eyes, and the sky reflected was red, especially like...

on fire!

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!"

It's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire!Mochi anxiously flapped her wings and wanted to fly up to call the police to her master, but she was injured just now. Although it looked like two hairs were missing from the wing, it was actually broken, let alone fly. It hurts so much to move the wings.

Mochi is a squeamish person. After returning home from the flower and bird market, he will be served with delicious food and drink. There is floor heating in winter and air conditioning in summer. He has never lost a single feather, let alone being so wronged. After the cry, tears quickly burst out of Yuanyuan's eyes, and "tick" fell down.

The temperature here is high, and Mochi didn't notice it for a while, but when her tears fell, they were quickly evaporated, without even a trace.

Mochi: "!!!"

What the hell is this place? It really scares the birds to death!

Just when she was surprised, a cold voice suddenly sounded beside her: "Where is this bird running wild here?"

Mochi lowered her head and looked at her... originally wanted to see her feet, but in the end she could only see a round belly.

She remembered that every time the master said that she was fat in the mirror, her stomach was so round.

So she is fat?

"Chirp chirp... chirp chirp chirp!"

You put... what nonsense!

Mochi retorted back very dissatisfied, remembering what the master said, a good bird doesn't swear, but a bad bird criticizes a lot.

Mochi sticks out her chest, she is a good bird!

"Choo Choo Choo?"

The cold but sarcastic voice rang again: "The roots are so poor, I can't even speak."

root?say?Mochi fell into deep thought. The master said that if you don't understand, you have to think.

What is just thinking?

At this time, another voice sounded, calmer than the previous one, and equally pleasant: "Tai Yi, what are you muttering about?"

A cold voice: "Brother, for some reason, there is an extra bird on Sun Planet."

"Oh? Bird?"

Mochi turned his head: "Chirp?" Are you talking about me?

The next moment, the earth began to shake suddenly, and the soft ground under the buttocks began to move.

The 'earth' under him spread out its huge wings, covering the sky and the sun, stirring up thousands of miles of clouds as his wings fluttered.

Mochi opened her tender mouth in shock, and the bird in front of her had a single feather that was bigger than all three of her combined!

She felt that she should find some adjectives, after all, she was a cultured bird.

It's a -- what a big bird!The super big one!Um!

The big bird looked at Mochi and frowned: "Taiyi, did you pick out your eyeballs?"

The ground under Mochi's feet suddenly moved even more violently, making Mochi dizzy, and one of them rolled down from above without standing still!

I have to say that her figure is too round, and her rolling is much faster than walking or flying!

Mochi: "Chirp~~" Alright - dizzy - vomit!

That voice was somewhat dissatisfied: "Brother, don't talk nonsense, for no reason, why should I pick my own eyeballs?"

"Oh? Is that so? I looked at this little guy like your eyeballs, and I thought it was your eyeballs. It was because of my brother."

Mochi: "!!!"

Do you mean her?

She looked up, two big birds!Two big, big birds!

Mochi said, "Chirp, chirp, chirp!"

You are so big...

Now both birds turned their heads and looked at Mochi.

"It's a cute little guy."

"Brother saw this bird when he broke his shell?"

"Never."

"So when will there be a third Golden Crow on this Sun Planet? Or a two-legged Golden Crow." Speaking of the two-legged Golden Crow, his younger brother's voice was full of disdain.

"Although the two-legged Golden Crow is rare, it should not be unheard of. Didn't there not even be three-legged Golden Crows in this world?"

Mochi turned his left side to look at the big bird that was too big on the left, and turned his head to the right to look at the big bird that was too big on the right. He didn't know what they were talking about.

But Mochi is really too round, the head and body grow together directly, not like the big bird in front of me at all, although it is huge, it has a slender body and a beautiful curve, she turned her head like this...

I really can't see it moving.

"Child, are you also a Golden Crow?" One of the big birds bent its long neck, stared at Mochi with its incomparably huge eyes, and said in a cold and arrogant voice.

Mochi was so frightened that "Deng Deng Deng" took several steps back, and almost didn't retreat too far and turned over all at once, but he still sat on the ground with his buttocks.

This time the ground was much hotter than the place she was just now, and the little paws didn't feel how hot it was when it was propped up, but when the little butt sat on it, it was instantly scalded and flew up!

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!!!" It's so hot, so hot, so hot!Mochi flew and screamed for pain while looking at his butt.

But since she was too fat and had no neck, she couldn't see her butt at all, but only saw two gray feathers floating down from the air.

QAQ Is her ass cooked! !