Did Donghuang Taiyi buy cute today?

Pregnancy

1.

Not long after Mochi and Taiyi got married, they became pregnant.

This surprised the two birds. After all, the sage inherited the heaven and the earth, and the possibility of pregnancy is too small. This may be their only child.

At this time, Xi He hadn't laid eggs yet, but his stomach was getting bigger day by day.

Mochi looked at Xihe's belly, then at his own, and said to Taiyi sadly: "If I want to be as big as my sister-in-law, I think I'm going to die."

Taiyi was very upset and told Mochi not to say such unlucky words.

But when Mochi was sleeping, Taiyi kept babbling at Mochi's stomach, preventing the eggs in his belly from growing up.

2.

When Mochi was eight years pregnant, her taste suddenly changed.

In the past, she loved to eat whole grains and sweet fruits, and she was an authentic bird taste.

But now she loves sour, spicy, salty, and all synthetic flavors.

Taiyi went all over the world to find a cook who could make delicious mochi, but the best cook in Honghuang was mochi, and Taiyi couldn't find a better one for a while.

And Mochi said that she doesn't want to eat anything other than Taiyi's own cooking.

Taichi: "..."

My wife is alive, what else can I do?

So His Majesty the Eastern Emperor, who is extremely noble from the Yaozu, began to wash his hands and make soup.

At the beginning, the food was either salty or bland, or it was burnt directly. At this time, Taiyi realized how talented the food made by mochi was. Although sometimes the taste was strange, but at least it was I can enter, my own...

It was literally rock.

This kind of food is too one to be eaten by mochi. It is one thing to hurt the eggs in the stomach, but it is even worse to hurt the mochi.

Fortunately, Mochi is pregnant now and sleeps a lot every day, so Taiyi takes this opportunity to go down to the human world.

In terms of eating, no one is better than the human beings created by Nuwa. They even forgot to respect the Nuwa clan and put snakes on the dining table.

……

Not to mention, Taiyi ate it once, and it was quite delicious.

This time he also wanted to learn from mortals because of this, and then went back to offer treasures to Mochi.

One day in the sky and one year in the ground, the time Mochi sleeps on it should be enough to become a chef by himself, right?

Taiyi is full of confidence!

……

Then I was taught to be a man by pots and pans.

He watched the master chefs in the world cook one dish after another skillfully, and he knew the truth that he couldn't chew too much, so he learned the most wanted dish that Mochi said before going to bed.

However, when I got back to the Heavenly Court and waited for Mochi to wake up and prepare to offer the treasure, Mochi suddenly said, "I want to eat spicy food again."

Taichi: "..."

I really want to remove the kitchen.

3.

After Tai Yi mastered the cooking skills proficiently, Xi He used this cook without hesitation.

But her taste is completely different from mochi and needs to be relearned.

Taiyi complained to his brother about it.

Di Jun: "If you don't want to, I'll cook for Xi He, but... do you care about the Yaozu's affairs?"

Taichi: "...I'll do it."

The affairs of the Yaozu are even more troublesome. It takes at most one year to learn cooking skills. He may be able to become a teacher in half a year after he has the foundation, but if he is in charge of the affairs of the Yaozu, he may not have time to accompany Mochi for 100 years.

So Taiyi went down to study for half a year.

After coming back, the tastes of Mochi and Xihe have undergone new changes.

Taichi: "..."

After many years, Taiyi finally became a generation of famous chefs.

4.

Xi He finally gave birth when she was pregnant for 3000 years. Ten golden black eggs were lined up in a row, which looked spectacular.

Di Jun didn't know how proud he was.

Three-legged Golden Crow!

so much! ! !

so happy!

Too sour to look at the row of ten golden black eggs, and turned around to touch Mochi's belly.

Mochi: "You also want the three-legged Golden Crow?"

Taichi hesitated for a moment, looking at Mochi's stomach and didn't know what to say.

Do you want a three-legged Golden Crow?It doesn't have to be.

Tai Yi knows better than anyone how skinny the three-legged Jinwu was when he was young.To be honest, if he and Di Jun weren't born on the sun star and couldn't get out, maybe the current Great Desolate Continent would be a piece of scorched earth.

tanned.

The three-legged Golden Crow is the incarnation of the sun. It's okay to walk twice in the sky, and the world will be hot for a while.

Now there are ten little Golden Crows, management is very troublesome, if Mochi can add a few more...

That would be really troublesome.

and……

I compared my own childhood in my mind, and then thought about Mochi's childhood.

Taiyi shook his head: "It still doesn't work, just give birth to a few chicks like you."

Mochi smiled with satisfaction.

This is the vision!

Northern long-tailed tit, how beautiful, handsome, powerful and cute!Much stronger than the three-legged Golden Crow!

Mochi, who has been a stinky fart for tens of thousands of years, thought so, and then the little guys on the left half of her stomach started to move.

Before Mochi had time to praise her baby for being smart, she knew what it meant to praise them, and the fetal movement became even stronger.

"No... no!" Mochi rubbed her belly and cried out in shock, "Yes, I'm going to give birth..."

Before Gu Huo Niao could leave, she was called back again.

This time Dijun, as a bird coming over, calmly patted Taiyi on the shoulder: "It's okay, don't worry, it's easy for us birds to lay eggs. It looks like a big belly, but it's not too big. It's not big at birth. It's over."

Taichi: "...Really, really?"

After giving birth, Xi He also came over and said to Tai Yi: "Yes, it's okay, don't worry. It's actually similar to human constipation, just pull it out and you're done."

Taichi: "..."

This statement reassured him.

But Mochi is not an ordinary raw egg. Only after the girls went in did they find that Mochi was not only pregnant with a few eggs, but also with many eggs of different sizes...

One part is a golden bird egg and one part is an egg of a northern long-tailed tit.

Sometimes it's easy and sometimes it's difficult, and Mochi is going crazy.

She even wanted to use her magic power to cut open her stomach...

Huh?Yes, caesarean section is possible, anyway, modern people give birth by caesarean section!

So the aunts were horrified to see that Mochi, who was still lying on the bed and rolling around, suddenly sat up, and with his hand like a knife, he scratched his stomach.

Then her belly burst open! ! !

cracked!

There are still eight balls that have not come out that are visible to the naked eye, and with the four that came out, it just makes up a dozen.

Mochi quickly took out all the eggs in his stomach, and then wiped the wound with his hands. The wound was completely healed, and it was not obvious that there was such a big gash just now.

Well, the caesarean section is really convenient, and it doesn't hurt that much.

She looked up at the girls who were still bewildered, and said, "I can't hold so many eggs by myself, how many of you can hold them, and go out together to show Tai Yi."

Girls and birds: "...ah, yes!"

Mochi's actions were so natural that they all forgot that they were the ones who came to deliver the baby.

……

Although this midwifery seems to be very unnecessary.

Raising Cubs

1.

In the past, Mochi always felt that it was pretty good to be able to give birth to a child by himself. After all, he had to rely on himself to grow the child.

Although Chang Xisheng's December had different personalities, some were gentle, some were enthusiastic, some were mischievous, some were quiet, but they had one thing in common, that is, they would not cause trouble to their parents, and they could solve everything by themselves.

The sisters work together to cut gold, and the ability to unite in December is no longer inferior to that of Luo Jinxian. They are extremely powerful in combat, and they are also very measured. They know what can be done and what can't be done, which is very worry-free.

If your cub is the same as December, then you can go out and play with confidence.

but……

Mochi found that her twelve cubs and Xi He's ten cubs were very skinny, and they wanted to go to the world from time to time.Moreover, Xihe's ten sons were all three-legged Golden Crows, and Moshu himself gave birth to six of them, making a total of eighteen little Golden Crows.

When standing together, the temperature is simply too high, and generally those with a cultivation base below Da Luo Jinxian can't withstand this temperature.

If that's all, it's okay, the key is that these little guys are still very skinny, they go to heaven and earth, and they can't wait to burn a hole in the heaven.

Fortunately, Mochi also gave birth to six northern long-tailed tits.

These six little guys are a little smaller than the size of Mochi back then, and they look chubby, and they are so cute that they are so cute.

But don't look at how cute these little creatures are, their lethality is no less than that of the three-legged Golden Crow, and even higher - they are of the water attribute. If the Golden Crows make trouble, they will be directly killed by these little guys. There was no temper at all when he sprayed a sip of distilled water.

The point is that they don't dare to complain, after all, they don't take it for granted.

One time I was particularly frustrated.

That time, the little golden crows made an appointment to hang out together.

This idea was instigated by Yuanshi Tianzun's eldest disciple, Daoist Randeng. He said that the world outside the heaven is very interesting, and there are people who are not afraid of heat, and they don't even have to cover their own temperature.

The little golden crows went out together.

Then being chased by six little tits and spraying water, not to mention not restraining the temperature, even trying to raise the temperature - Mochi helped the little tits upgrade, the water they spray now It is the Taiyin True Water of the Lunar Star, which is at the same level as the Taiyang True Fire. Unless they want to fight and lure their parents over, it will be over.

However, all living beings in the wild still watched a good show.

"Is this the three-legged Golden Crow?"

"It feels more cowardly than I imagined."

2.

Paper can't hold fire, let Mochi and the others know about the latter matter.

Mochi was very angry, and the consequences were serious. He threw all the little golden crows to Yanggu on the coast of the East China Sea, and asked them to reflect on themselves.

Of course, Taoist Ran Deng couldn't please him. He and the Taoist Zhunti and the Taoist who were behind the scenes were all kicked out of the original sect, and there was no place in the world to accommodate them.

Mochi also felt that he didn't pay enough attention to the Western religion, which led to the quasi-speaking Taoist and the guiding Taoist starting to dance again, and he was so worried that he even missed a few bowls of rice.

In order to atone for his sins, Sanqing sent the most clever of the three religions to the Western religion.

"Duobao is very smart and savvy. He will definitely help you manage the Western religion." Sanqing said.

So the leader of the Western religion became a Daoist of many treasures.

Many years later, he became the Tathagata Buddha.

And this time...

The big golden crows of Yanggu: "Mom—when can we go out QAQ!"