Why is the old office attacking mutant slag swollen?

The dream came to an abrupt end in Hanxiang's angelic smile when she was a child, Yao woke up suddenly, but was surprised to find that she was not in her room.

This is too weird...

Just finished dreaming about the lovely Han Xiang when she was a child, but what appeared in front of her eyes was the face of Han Xiang, who was as big as an iceberg.

Yao: (っ°Д°;)っ

What is the situation? !Didn't he sleep early in his room last night?Why is Mao's situation the same as yesterday morning? !

Han Xiang was lying under him with a solemn expression, staring at him, and the naked|exposed part of Han Xiang's body was full of love marks from her passion last night, and she lay down on his chest, His huge murder weapon was still sitting on his lower body.

"Meow meow!" Yao couldn't think of any words to describe the current situation. He casually found an Internet language to express his anger, wrapped himself in the blanket and jumped up, asking: "Don't tell me it was me again yesterday proactive?"

Han Xiang nodded calmly.

"Won't you refuse?!"

"My strength is not as strong as yours, and I even broke a leg."

"..." This left Yao speechless, and after a while he could only say: "Don't let others know about this."

Han Xiang said coldly: "Every night I seal the door with a formation. Unless you scream louder, no one will know."

These words made Yao choke enough, if he hadn't seen his injuries, Yao would have already roasted him by now.

There is a garden outside the old vampire's house. Now the roses are in full bloom, almost covering the entire wall. Yao went out for a walk depressed, thinking of a solution to his lower body problem, but felt a rush of desire rushing into his nostrils. It was only when I realized that I found myself here.

The old vampire Roll is not only a foodie, but also a lover of green plants.

The huge yard has been trimmed to look good, and even many trees have been cut into figures. Yao looked around and saw many statues of big figures in the devil world, but because they were cut from trees, the statues all brought some The taste of kawaii.

Turning half a circle, Yao actually saw his own statue in a certain corner. In the statue, he held a sickle high with his right hand, raised his cloak with his left hand, the hair on his head stood up, and he had a ferocious expression on his face, as if he was about to eat people.

"It cut me so badly, it's too scary." Yao said to himself, but after thinking about it, it was also logical. The first time he met Luo Er was on the battlefield between the alien world and the demon world. At that time, he had just become a Wang, in order to maintain a serious image, glaring all day long, coupled with his scary record, probably left him with such an impression.

(Everyone: Wang, your expression has always been like this, okay...)

Yao looked carefully at his statue again, and suddenly found a small pink flower blooming on the top of the statue's head, one after another, one after another, and after a while, a cluster of flowers covered the statue's face.

This is quite interesting, Yao looked around, and finally found two cloudy guys squatting on the back of the statue and drawing circles on the spot.

Alcia's entire face was about to cry, her face was black, her eyes were red, as if she had been wronged so much, she drew circles and said to herself: "I have... tried my best... four times... Mr. Yao... why are you ignoring me..."

On the other side is a chubby little yellow chicken, sitting on the ground, its small wings are drawing circles in the air, with tears in its eyes, crying: "Master doesn't want me anymore... It's been several days I haven't been touched by the master...the fire phoenix...was abandoned..."

The little pink flower was conjured by Al's magic power. He used Yao's statue to relieve his lovesickness. He was too afraid of the face on his statue, so he made a flower to cover it. Who would have thought that the more he looked at it, the sadder he would be? Coupled with the fact that Huohuang was crying here, the two of them were depressed together.

Yao thought back on the past few days, and he was indeed depressed all the time, maybe...compared...ignoring them?

But seeing that his sweetheart and cute pet were so sad, Yao was also caught in his heart. He hurried forward and hugged the two from behind, and coaxed them for a long time with sweet words. Crying endlessly, he insisted on sleeping on Yao's hands before giving up. Seeing Yao's agreement, Al actually acted like a baby and asked to lie on his lap. Now Yao's face was full of black lines...

As the king of another world, I waited for the two of them to take a nap in the garden?If the subordinates see this, what a shame!

But Yao stared at the face of his sweetheart for a long time, and finally softened his heart, there was no way, who told his daughter-in-law to be beautiful!

Yao clasped his hands together and built a barrier around the garden, so that no one else could get in, let alone see what was going on inside.

So, under the shade of a certain tree, the sun was shining, and the wind was blowing, Yao leaned against the big tree, sat cross-legged, and touched the little yellow chicken with his right hand. With a happy expression on his face, Chong finally fell asleep leaning on the palm of his hand, while Alcia rested his head on Yao's leg and looked at the other's chin thoughtfully.

Seeing Huohuang fell asleep, Yao quietly put him on the grass, resting his chin with his right hand, his face was still depressed about what happened every night, and his expression was caught in Al's eyes.

Yao murmured in his heart that he had been looking for that bastard several times at night, since he couldn't go to bed early, it would be fine if he didn't go to bed at night.That's right!Adjust the bed time to daytime, and become a night owl yourself, and you will definitely not go to that bastard again.After confirming the combat strategy, Yao really felt that it was time for him to go to bed.

"Mr. Yao, when did you start liking me?"

His train of thought was interrupted, and Yao said, "Why are you asking this?"

"I just want to know who will fall in love first between us." Al blinked his big eyes and stared at him watery.

Yao lowered his head, looking at it, he felt his heart fluttering, the other party's appearance was really too foul!

"It was my heart that moved first." Yao recalled the bitter history of pursuing Al in the heaven, and laughed at himself: "I fell in love with you before you were reborn."

"Are you sure?"

"determine."

"But I feel that I liked Mr. Yao a long time ago, it should have been hundreds of years..."

The corners of Yao's lips rose: "It's been less than two years since I met you, how could it be so long."

"Mr. Yao, I don't have any previous memories, but my intuition is very accurate. I must have been tempted by you a long time ago." Alcia insisted.

"Okay, okay..." Yao had no choice but to give up.

"Mr. Yao, what was I like before I was reborn? You only said that I am an otaku, I am very proud, and my face is like an iceberg..." Al lowered the corners of his eyes and muttered: "I am like that, you How could it be possible to fall in love with..."

Yao finally remembered how he had fooled him in the first place, did this little idiot really believe him, thinking he was like this?Although from a certain point of view he is indeed like this...

"At that time, you were very kind to others...you were very friendly...the little angels in the heavens loved to hang around you very much," Yao sighed, and told the whole story of his private investigation, "but you were the only one who was very kind to me. Haughty, always face an iceberg when we meet..."

Al listened with wide-eyed eyes.

"In order to please you, I prepared a carload of treasures for you, but you returned them all." Yao took a deep breath, feeling a chill in his heart. Let me tell you that you are an otaku and don't like to go out."

Al seemed dumbfounded.

"The truth is, as soon as I left, you opened the door and went to the street to buy things, and you walked in the opposite direction to me, so as not to touch me." Yao remembered that he was so angry that he smoked, If the spies hadn't told him, he would have thought the other party was an otaku!

Alcia couldn't help but burst out laughing when she heard this.

"Mr. Yao, if I regain my memory, I will definitely apologize to you solemnly. I really don't want my sweetheart to work so hard."

"If you really wanted to apologize, you wouldn't be laughing like this now." The voice was squeezed out between teeth.

Al quickly got up, put away his smile, and sat obediently on the side, still very afraid that Mr. Yao would change his face.

"However, just laugh, it's all true." Yao leaned back against the big tree, and just after relaxing for a moment, Al's face came closer.

"What do you want to do?"

Al narrowed his eyes and said, "I want to make it up to you."

"How to compensate?" Yao thought to himself, quickly say let me be the attacker!Let me attack!

Al kissed his forehead and whispered: "When Mr. Yao is taller than me, I will let you fuck me."

Yao withered.

Yao remembered that Alcia was taller than herself before she was reborn, and now she has no signs of growing taller...

This is a conspiracy! A conspiracy!

Yao turned his face away and said angrily, "No sincerity!"

"Then...then...I try to do it five times a night?"

Thinking of this, Yao's popularity evaporated. I was already depressed about this, so why did you mention it?This king also wants to control desires, okay?

Seeing that the other party was speechless, Al was about to cry, so he had to test: "Does it take six times?"

Yao is helpless.It's really frustrating for a lover to have zero EQ.

The author has something to say:

Yao: Scumbag author, I want to attack! ! !

A certain demon: ???? The author is so innocent that he covered his face and pretended not to hear...