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Before going to sleep that night, Yao was sitting on the bed reading a book. Alcia conjured up a pair of large scissors out of nowhere, and smiled conspiratorially at Yao's head. The blades of the scissors gleamed coldly.

As soon as the scissors were opened, Yao accurately poked a finger at the stomach of the person behind him. Alcia lay on the bed clutching her stomach, laughing itchyly.

"Take a pair of scissors in the middle of the night and murder your husband?" Yao shook the dumb hair standing on his head.

"Mr. Yao, I just think your hair is too long, it's not good to be too conspicuous in this city."

"I have lived for more than 300 years, and my hair has always been this long." Yao said angrily.

"Mr. Yao. If humans find out that we know magic, there will be a lot of trouble."

"Because of my red hair? I didn't set him on fire. Who's gonna find out we can do magic?"

"You turn your head so often when you walk on the street, so many handsome men and beauties look at you, I will be jealous." Alcia hugged him from behind and kissed his neck lightly.

Yao recalled how he felt when he was jealous.

So, the next day, Yao honestly came to the barber shop and asked the designer to cut a handsome short hair.

Although I don't want to change the color of my hair, it will be less dazzling if it is shorter.

When Alcia saw her lover's new hairstyle, she felt her heart moved even more, so everything (pa) and everything (pa) went very happily and smoothly that night-in Alcia's own opinion.

Yao lay on the ground for another day and night. He touched his new hairstyle. He cut his own hair for Mao's wishes, but in exchange for a disaster for his lower body.

As a result, Alcia was sent to the living room to sleep.

Wu Zihuan has a childhood friend who is also a pervert named Gao Zhixiang.

This guy is gay for thousands of years, and he also has a crush on Wu Zihuan. After Wu Zihuan knew this, he broke off contact with him.

What makes Zihuan regret the most is that he actually introduced Alcia to him before discovering the nature of that bastard.

Wu Zihuan always feels that Al's coming out of the closet has half to do with him.

So, in the next few days, Wu Zihuan chose to go to Gao Zhixiang to settle the score with a brick. Even if he failed to straighten Al, he would teach that bastard a lesson.

After seeing Gao Zhixiang, Wu Zihuan only felt elated. After the bastard broke up with him, he was completely decadent. Seeing him coming, he actually thought that he had changed his mind.And Wu Zihuan chose to completely cut off his thoughts, came out as a winner and went on a date with his girlfriend, but somehow he offended his girlfriend, and the other party was so angry that he ignored him for two or three days.

So the depressed duo met again in the living room.

"A woman's heart is a needle in the sea. Can't she tell me where she is angry with me? There must be a cold war." Wu Zihuan pouted.

Alcia put her head in her hands and said, "I've been sleeping in the living room for two days, and Mr. Yao won't let me touch him! TAT"

Wu Zihuan said: I don't understand your gay world...

Alcia said: I don't understand your heterosexual world...

After a moment of silence, Wu Zihuan slapped his head suddenly: "It must be that the recent love fortune is not good. The incense at Taoyuan Temple on Taoyuan Island in H City is very prosperous, and it is more effective. The last time I went home, my mother said there was a new monk called... ...Master Yicha, a super-skilled fortune-teller."

"So?" Al was dumbfounded.

"So let's go there to burn incense and worship Buddha together, and ask the master to give advice on how to protect our love. It's the so-called love defense battle!"

"A monk understands love?" Al asked.

"Eh... Maybe they lost all four things after experiencing it." Wu Zihuan guessed.

One weekend, Wu Zihuan took the innocent little angel Althea, and the two set off for Taoyuan Temple.

Taoyuan Temple is located on a small island on the edge of the east coast of City H. It was built 100 years ago, and the incense has been very prosperous. From a distance, the whole island is surrounded by smoke, and people continue to seek fortune and worship Buddha.

Alcia has not been involved in the world since he was reborn. He doesn't understand the religion of gods and horses, but he knows from TV dramas that praying to Buddha and worshiping gods can make wishes come true, and divination is also possible.If all the previous memories were restored, he wouldn't come to this kind of place even if he was killed—he is an angel who believes in God, how could he worship gods of other religions?

Before the two reached the gate of the temple, they were frightened by the long queue, which was thrown three blocks away from the gate of the temple.The two of them came early in the morning.

"That's too...too much, when will we wait?" Wu Zihuan looked forward, unable to see the end of the line at a glance.

"It's okay, just wait." Althea chewed on potato chips and got up early, before he had time to eat breakfast.

There were a lot of people in the line, and there were a lot of people chatting, and the two of them listened a few times while waiting.

"You also came to find Master Yisha?"

"Of course, I'm here to fulfill my wish. With Master Yisha's instructions, my girlfriend is back!"

"Is it so spiritual? I'm here today for the love issue too."

"Master Yisha's divination is super-spiritual, not only in terms of love, I took a few lottery tickets to divination a few days ago, and I won the prize!"

"I am me too!"

"I'm relieved when you say that, if I come to find Master Yisha today."

"My husband and I did the same. We did it according to the calculated time, and finally got pregnant with the baby we were satisfied with."

……

The more he listened, the more Wu Zihuan became more determined to find Master Yicha.

"It seems that Master Mo is not only able to manage love affairs, but also financial luck. We are right!" Wu Zihuan laughed heartily as he imagined the scene of money flying all over the sky.

"Yeah." Althea finished ten packs of potato chips, opened No.11 pack, and chewed.

The team lined up from early morning to afternoon, after four o'clock, when the temple was about to close, Al and Wu Zihuan only lined up at the entrance of Master Yisha's main hall.

The door is closed.

In the center of Buddhism, all the people who came in stopped talking. Wu Zihuan listened attentively, only to hear the wife inside saying thank you, almost crying, and the voice of the person talking to him was only about 20 years old.Is Master Yisha so young?

"It's less than 10 minutes before the temple closes, can we still get in line today?" Al said, staring at his watch.

"Heaven and earth, we have waited for a day, don't delay until tomorrow!" Wu Zihuan prayed from the bottom of his heart.

Within 2 minutes, the door opened, and Al and Wu Zihuan hurried in.

In the middle of the main hall was a golden Buddha statue, and the high incense was burning. The smell of incense was all over the hall, which was a bit pungent. Al sneezed a few times and didn't speak.On the right side of the main hall, behind the red sandalwood table, a person sits cross-legged on a futon, wearing a monk's robe, with a serious face, but very young.

"Hello, Master Yisha, Amitabha." Wu Zihuan saluted repeatedly to show his respect.

The master motioned him to sit down.

As soon as the door was closed, Wu Zihuan began to talk about his appeal, hoping that the master would give him a divination, pointing out wealth and love.

When the master was talking to him, Althea blinked and looked at him, no matter how familiar he looked, but he couldn't remember it.

Wu Zihuan drew a lottery, and Master Yisha explained: "From today onwards, in a short period of time, your luck will be good, but your fortune will be greatly reduced. If you want not to lose your money, you need to cooperate with the person you have hurt recently."

Mentioning that he would lose money, Wu Zihuan turned pale with fright, and quickly thought: "I haven't hurt anyone recently..." Suddenly a figure flashed in my heart, and Wu Zihuan's face became stiff, "No way..."

"The fate between that person and you has not been broken. If you want to reap both money and wealth, you have to give the other party a clear statement and compensation."

"I understand..." Wu Zihuan paused, and asked, "Is the peach blossom luck all rotten peach blossoms?"

"How about a peach blossom, you have to ask your heart. If you want to pick it, it is a good peach blossom."

Wu Zihuan stopped talking.It was Alcia's turn to speak, and just as he was about to speak, suddenly the master looked out the window at the sky and said, "Alcia, hurry up, I'm about to leave work."

"Master, do you know me?" Al was dumbfounded.

"The poor monk knows the way of heaven, so he must be able to guess your name." The master coughed twice.

"Master is so magical." Al praised, and there are masters among ordinary people, "I want to come here to ask about love. The master will give you one or two pointers."

For a moment, the master glared at him, his eyes were full of displeasure and optimism, he didn't take the divination lottery, and said casually: "You can see from your poor face that within a month, the two of you will definitely break up. You are ready to find another boyfriend."

The author has something to say:

Lower body skills are very important~