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When Althea's soul was broken, the wrath of the Great God of West Asia swept the fragments of her soul to the four worlds, and the most concentrated place was City H --- the intersection city of the entrances of the heavenly world, the alien world, and the demon world, located in the human world.This city is the hub of the Three Realms, but humans rarely know the existence of other species. Angels, demons, vampires, werewolves, etc. of the Three Realms often dress up as humans here to confuse the public.

When Yao received one of Althea's soul fragments, he was full of anticipation. He thought he would see his sweetheart again—that cold and perfect archangel.But after coming to the human world, what appeared in front of him was an idiot foodie with a face that was not as perfect as before, a figure that was slightly thinner, and a personality that was completely different from the original one.

Yao almost refused to call him Alcia in his heart.

But after a long time, the simple kindness, perseverance and positive energy of this idiot foodie completely moved me.

These days, it's not easy to find such an idiot idiot foodie.

For a while, Yao thought that giving himself such an idiot Al was the God of West Asia pitying himself and reducing the difficulty of the task.Because it's easier to make an idiot fall in love with you than it is to make a high-ranking war god fall in love with you.But Yao also overestimated his emotional intelligence.

So much time has passed, when Ai Er needs to have sex with someone to transfer the seal, the person Ai Er chooses first is not Yao, but Qinghui who rents a house with them - a person who in Yao's view It's just the role of passers-by, A, B, C, D, who unexpectedly stole his heart without knowing it.

Although in the end Al couldn't make up his mind to force that person, Yao also took the opportunity to attack Al.But this matter is also a big lump in Yao's heart.

Coupled with what he recently encountered about that bastard Han Xiang, Yao felt that he was really unlucky recently.

Living in this two-story villa for a few days, Yao has been thinking about what to do to make Al welcome him back to live with him regardless of the past.But from the fact that he loathes Hanxiang, he can also infer that Al must also loathe himself now.

Until Yuehua heard about Ayer's recent news, Yao slapped down the coffee table, and the coffee table was instantly broken into two pieces.

"Alcia, he's a big idiot!" Yao roared, and then flew out of the window.

Here's the thing.

When Aier and Yaochu came to H City, they rented a house with them.

One of them is Yuan Qinghui, an intern doctor studying in graduate school, with a gentle personality, caring for Al, and cooking well.And the other is a rich second generation with a lot of brains, Wu Zihuan, who moved out in his sophomore year and started to be financially independent, busy with various profitable part-time jobs. Later, he took a fancy to Al's appearance and often took him to do various part-time jobs together model.

This incident originated from Wu Zihuan.

Some time ago, there was a project to experience a Chinese wedding in a Chinese folk custom museum. There were not a few people who would play the role of the bride. Because they were worried that the ladies might be sexually harassed, they recruited men to play the role.Of course, the salary is very objective, so Wu Zihuan is obsessed with money, and drags Al and the two to dress up as women and cover their heads with a hijab to marry others every day.

Until one day, a person came from a relatively remote village in City H. After experiencing the project, he grabbed Alcia and said that their village also needed such a ceremony, and that a man was needed to play the bride.Hope he can help.When Al was hesitating, Wu Zihuan came up to ask the price, the man stretched out five fingers, and Wu Zihuan made a deal on the spot.

After careful inquiry, I found out that the village will hold an ancestor worship ceremony once every ten years. There is a ghost marriage procedure in the ceremony, which is to find someone to wear a bride's attire, hold the ancestor's tablet, and sleep in an empty coffin for one night. The coffin is not covered, and the lid can only be closed for 2 minutes after lying in it.There are also people keeping watch at night, so it can be said that there is no danger at all.But ghost marriage is not very auspicious after all, and it requires a lot of courage from the actor who plays the bride, which is why the salary is so high.

Wu Zihuan is an atheist, he is not afraid of these at all, and Althea is also ignorant and fearless, so he decided to go.

Before leaving, Al happily called Yuehua and said to him: "I can make a lot of money this time. I am so happy. Although I don't know that ghost marriage is a magical thing, but Zihuan said If it's easy, it must be easy."

Yuehua transferred the words to her own king without change, and Yao was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.

In the foreign world, ghost marriages are really to be buried. The first thing he did after he became king was to abolish these inhuman dogmatic rituals. In the human world, how could he tolerate his sweetheart doing such dangerous things!

(Ps: There is a lot of foreshadowing in the front of this chapter, in order to explain the background of the story clearly, please forgive me.)

On the back seat of a car speeding on the highway, a young man with green hair dyed his eyes glistened with gold, and said excitedly, "After tomorrow's ceremony, a large amount of money can be credited again."

Alcia leaned against the car door and looked out the window, thinking a little.

That's right, the green-haired man is Wu Zihuan, who is open to money. He kept asking the driver if he still lacks another bride. If possible, he hopes that he can also lie in the coffin to earn this money. Considerable salary.

Alcia didn't say a word, and he looked very happy on the surface, the corners of his lips were raised, but there was a shadow in his light blue eyes, and he couldn't guess what was going on in his heart.

"By the way, Al, didn't you hurt your waist a few days ago, so tomorrow's part-time job should be fine." Wu Zihuan asked.

Al shook his head, but the polite smile on his face was amazing, "It's just a sprain, and it's fine." If you observe carefully, you can see a faint embarrassment.

I don't know how long the car drove, crossed several rivers, and circled the winding mountain road for a long time, until the shadow of the city was no longer visible in the field of vision, and the car stopped in the so-called inaccessible place.

Wu Zihuan and Alcia got out of the car, and what they saw in front of them was a large area of ​​farmland, and the sound of frogs croaking in the distant pond could be heard indistinctly.And their car was parked in front of an antique big red door.

"This is the ancestral hall in the village. Next to it is the village head's house. You should stay at the village head's house tonight. Get ready. The ancestor worship ceremony will start tomorrow morning." The driver carried their luggage for them and took them into the village head's house. .

Before leaving, Althea touched the vermilion door with her hand, and always felt that the inside was gloomy and strange.

The village head is an old man with a white beard, his face is full of wrinkles, he can't tell how old he is, but his body looks very strong.

The wife of the village chief is quite young, with black hair and no major wrinkles on her face. She is only in her 50s and has a very friendly personality. She and the village chief talked about the romantic experience of their year-end love.

There is a 30-year age difference between the two. Mrs. Liu is a person who lacks the love of a father. After meeting, she fell in love with the village head at first sight. From him, she found the feeling that she had missed for many years, but the village head uncle was still a relatively traditional person. He was still a girl at the time. Aunt Liu was a stalker and got into a lot of misfortunes. She chased him for three years, and finally the village chief acquiesced, and the two lived happily ever after for the rest of their lives.

When mentioning this, Mrs. Liu spoke with gusto and seemed quite proud.It was the old village chief who blushed in the end and pretended to be past by eating.

Halfway through the story, Alcia was stunned and stopped talking for a long time.

After the meal, Mrs. Liu went to wash the pots and dishes, and Wu Zihuan went to help, and there was a loud march in the kitchen.

The village head sat on the sofa and sipped tea, looking very comfortable.

Alcia was also holding a small bowl of tea in her hand, but she didn't seem to be in the mood to drink it.

"The love between you and Mrs. Liu is really enviable by others." Alcia stared at the tea leaves floating on the water, and whispered, "About love, something has been bothering me recently, and I want to ask you a question."

"Son, tell me." The old village chief smiled.

"Sister-in-law Liu said just now that she made a lot of troubles when she pursued you. Have you forgiven those mistakes?"

The village chief was silent for a moment.

Seeing that the other party did not speak, Alcia asked: "If the other party made an unforgivable mistake, what would you do?"

There was another moment of silence.

"Village head?" Alcia looked up, and saw that the village head had a strange expression, his mouth was always closed, and his cheeks were writhing.

"Village head? What's wrong with you?" Thinking that he had a heart attack, Al hurried up to press his chest.Unexpectedly, the village head took a deep breath, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "I'm sorry, kid, I just found out that two teeth were stuffed with vegetable leaves, and I used my tongue to get them out."

Alcia: O_0||||

This old man is too lenient and too informal.

"About what you just asked, it's actually not a problem. As long as it's true love, there's nothing to be afraid of if you make some troubles and make some mistakes. The big deal is to fight for her." The old man coughed twice, and then said, "Young people tend to be stubborn." , Live life, just two people together, just happy."

Alcia nodded and stopped talking.

"Old man, help me find something." A call came from the kitchen, and the old village chief agreed and went to the kitchen to help.

night, quiet.

"Mr. Yao, you often say that I am stupid, but in fact, you are also a stupid..."

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