Praise of the Light to the Dark Knight

Dark elves are magical creatures to humans. The accurate name of this kind of elves in the elves is actually dungeon elves, because they like to live in underground caves. Most dark elves now live in the form of huge roots of sacred trees. In other words, they are as rare and rare as the holy tree elves.

So, as a middle-aged bald mage living in a small village in the south of the Dragon Knight Empire, how could he know that there is actually a strange race that regards lying as a virtue?

Humans can never imagine what they don't know. Laws was trapped by the dark elves who can't even imagine it. It's really not his IQ. , but didn't know that what the Dragon Clan likes is not the princess at all, but just enough to be shiny.

It's not in line with human values ​​at all...

Then again, is honesty the root of the heinous evil in the eyes of the dark elves?

In this case, don't engage in an industry that requires honesty!Is it good to cheat consumers?Lying is a virtue, and commercial fraud will be selected as the best elf of the annual moving holy tree, right?

——Both you and I stopped fighting indiscriminately, perhaps because both sides felt the malice of the world and heard the wailing from their fragile nerves.

After the dragon knights of the Sleeping Dragon Temple in the main city of Kandar were in a trance, each of them held a huge dragon cavalry gun in their arms, as if watching a small theater performance with a large pillow. It perfectly interprets a series of wonderful expression displays from the peak of life to the bottom, extreme joy begets sorrow, sorrow is inextricable from it, and so on.

Yalan walked over, touched the vines wrapped around the red jade dragon's claws, and announced loudly in the eyes of everyone: "Powerful refreshment potion! No matter how confused the mind is, it will take effect in 10 minutes. want to sleep."

The dragon knights applauded and cheered, and Chiyu, who was facing up to the sky, let out a rattling laugh. The dragon is really not elegant and beautiful when it is in dragon form, even if it is a woman—unless, of course, you have the aesthetics to be a dragon knight Only then would you praise a creature that is twenty feet tall and can turn you into a pulp with one paw, saying "beautiful and noble".

——The knights of the Sleeping Dragon Temple looked at Chiyu, as if they were all suitors of the dragon girl.

Then when he turned his head, all the dragon knights looked at Ete Gaya, probably wanting to use the dragon lances in their hands to pierce Ete Gaya's head, or poke his ass.Etjaye looked back at their angry faces in silence, as if the dragon princess insisted on inserting cow dung in a flower, but the monarch, he really didn't want to be a dragon knight at all!But to be honest, even if he doesn't show up, it's impossible for so many dragon knights present to find their own dragons. How many dragon knights have been dragon knights for a lifetime, they can only imagine their dragon companions in their dreams!

So the knight is really a tragic profession, whether it is a dark knight, a paladin, or a dragon knight who is a fellow sufferer.

"This matter is not over yet!" A hysterical howl came from the city wall.

Suddenly there was a voice from among the silent tree men: "Yes, there is indeed no end."

Those treants seemed to be waking up from a big dream. They looked around in a daze, as if they felt very dreamy when they suddenly appeared outside the main human city. When they saw that they even had a red dragon tied up, several young treants were so scared that they all took root. up.

"Human mage, treant is not a tool you can use at will!"

The situation changed too quickly. At this moment, Rouse's expression instantly turned into panic. He uttered two short screams, hurriedly climbed up his golem, captured the main city with the treants who lost their sanity, and massacred Spreading pollution and poison is the essence of this plan. Who knew that a dark elf who never showed up would destroy everything and become the savior?

But before those furious treants took any action, a huge black shadow emerged from the city, like a mountain falling from the sky——

A green dragon bigger than Chiyu climbed up to the top of the city, and its two thick and terrifying front paws grabbed the mage and his golem respectively.

The green dragon looked down at Chiyu lying on the ground, and said lovingly in a voice that could be considered gentle for a dragon: "Your Highness Chiyu, I'm sorry I'm late, I have a litter of cubs that need to be housed, Blue Dragon The cubs of the Zhanqing family kept clamoring for me to come out to fight together, but I doubt they would be the same as the enemy, I have never seen such a noisy blue dragon, it is really distressing."

——This is indeed a gentle giant dragon, with emerald green dragon wings tightly attached to its body, carefully avoiding the surrounding guards and knights.

The knights of the Sleeping Dragon Temple collectively performed a very gentlemanly courtesy to the giant dragon that suddenly appeared - Etjaya deduced from this that this terrifying green dragon should also be a woman, and she is the highest ranking person in the city. dragon family.

"That's Ms. Tris Lake Green, a dragon who is more than 500 years old and has raised two generations of cubs." Yalan told Et Gaya, and then he actually waved at the dragon from a distance.

From the dragon's face covered with scales and covered with horny and fleshy thorns, Etgaya was horrified to find a smile. The giant dragon Triss greeted Yalan with a smile, and then looked down to see what was in her hand. The flowers and branches are trembling" to describe it.

"Spars rich in magic factors!" She looked at the mage's golem and said with surprise, the yellow eyes like a full moon shone with relief, then opened her mouth wide, and clicked the poor golem After eating it, the big forked tongue licked those terrible fangs, and then the dragon said with great satisfaction, "This is the best beauty tonic, those little bastards are annoying my head, even The scales have lost their luster."

Chiyu, who was lying on the ground, replied: "You can try rose essential oil! Ask your knight to help you apply essential oil on each scale, and it will definitely be shiny and reflective!"

Et Gaya: "..."

Yalan patted Et Gaya on the shoulder and nodded: "Yes, I think your decision to refuse to be a dragon knight is right, this sentence is the truth."

As for the other thing in the claws of the giant dragon Ms. Triss—that poor mage who hasn’t made any waves yet, and Yalan still doesn’t remember what he looks like, his eyes are slightly rolled, and he looks like he’s going to faint at any moment. The way it fell.

Triss flew down from the city wall, landed in front of Yalan, and handed the mage over: "Excuse me, I remember that you know some kind of spell that seals the magic power of a mage, can you help me deal with it, so I can take it back to Zhanqing's family kids playing."

Et Gaya quickly added "Zhanqing family" to the dragon blacklist in his heart.

"I'm really sorry, ma'am." Yalan replied, "That's a divine spell of light, except for demons and demons, it's only effective for necromancers and dark mages."

"It's a pity." Triss said, staring at the prey in her hand unkindly, and fiddled with Rolls a few times with the tip of her claws. The middle-aged bald male mage was finally rescued and passed out successfully.

Etjaye was amazed, and asked Yalan in a low voice: "I can't play, is she going to eat this mage now?"

Triss turned her head and swept the dragon's tail lazily on the ground. Obviously she heard that sentence, and she actually looked at Et Gaya with admiration: "Knowledgeable human beings! What you said makes sense , a mage rich in magic will taste very good, but we must abide by the regulations of the empire and Longting, we are not allowed to eat people casually, let alone play with them at will, even if they are bad people, because this is not conducive to us finding a A suitable knight... but Zhanqing's cubs are notoriously difficult to deal with, if you have the guts to want to be a blue dragon knight, you shouldn't mind that your dragon likes to play with people."

Et Gaya: "..."

"Oh, as for Chiyu being the little prince of Tianyan's family, the red dragon is just a bit mischievous. The little girl is a bit more self-indulgent, but she is still very cute." Triss said happily, "I am also responsible for the little dragon of Chiyu's generation." Raised it."

The cardamom girl's unruliness and willfulness are also a kind of cute and cute performance, but this little girl can't be a red dragon who is about the size of a castle and can burn an army to death with a sip of saliva!

Triss finished praising her little dragon, regardless of whether she left any shadows on others, she continued to say to Yalan: "We haven't seen each other for a long time. If it wasn't for a mistake this time, this stupid human used the dark The medicine of the elves caused a perfect plot to be ruined for such a stupid reason, frankly speaking, I am really not sure that Kandal City will be unscathed."

"You are too modest." Yalan remained calm even in the face of a female dragon, smiling very softly, no different from seeing a human girl, "You are a great dragon, and these are nothing more than trivial tricks in your eyes. I just don't know you Stay here now, otherwise you will come to the door for help immediately." Judging from Et Gaya's experience with Yalan during this period, this is probably out-and-out nonsense.

However, if you want to please a giant dragon, the most direct way is to flatter you.Any compliment can get twice the result with half the effort for the proud and flamboyant Dragon Clan.

Now Triss is quite satisfied with Yalan's rhetoric, because in the eyes of outsiders and outsiders, except for the dark-skinned aliens, the rest of the elves are good races that can't lie.

"Maybe I can invite you to the Sleeping Dragon Temple, don't worry about it here, just let those human knights do the work." Triss said proudly.

Yalan shook her head: "I'm afraid not, there are still some druids in the forest, and they have also been corrupted by evil forces, so we can't leave them alone."

Ms. Dragon snorted and said, "Well, why don't I do you a favor? Although we dragons are not necessarily good at magic, our natural resistance to magic is much better than your elves and those humans. If those virtues The spells in the druids are similar to those of these treants, I can transfer the spells to me, and then send those sober druids to clean up the mess."

Yalan said pleasantly: "If you can do this, then you are really amazing!"

"However, I have conditions." Triss blinked her eyes, showing a smile that was absolutely ferocious in Etjaye's eyes.

So Et Gaya asked first: "What conditions?"

The dragon looked at Yalan, seemed to admire and imagined for a moment, and then said: "I want to invite you to stay in my lair for one night!"

"of course can."

"Absolutely not!"

The two voices answered at the same time, Yalan turned her head and saw a face that seemed to be falling apart.

Triss stood her tall body straight, hung the poor sorcerer whose life and death were unknown on her tail, hugged her shoulders with two dragon claws, then looked up and down at Etjaye, and said: "I still want this knight Help me babysit for a day."

"Ok, no problem."

Et Gaya was dumbfounded, Yalan beside him agreed so quickly that he had to start thinking, did he have any grudges with Yalan?

"I do not!"

The knight protested loudly.

"What did he say?" the dragon pointed at Et Gaya with his fingernails.

Yalan grabbed Et Gaya, pushed him in front of the dragon, and said with a smile on his face, "He said it was his honor."