Pretending to be a high-cold male god

Ye Chuanlin slept until the afternoon.He got up from the bed, and the blanket on his body fell off. Ye Chuanlin picked up the blanket, it must have been covered by Gu Junye after he saw that he was asleep.

Ye Chuanlin was wondering if there was a child laughing and laughing outside. Could it be that Gu Junye had a child?Frightened, he opened the door and saw that the three little monsters had woken up and were happily playing around Gu Junye.

Gu Junye sank half of his body in the sofa, holding a handful of soybeans in his hand, and swayed in the air mysteriously. The three little monsters blinked their eyes and looked at Gu Junye's hand in full control. Gu Junye yelled "Go!" in a low voice, and then threw the soybeans out.

A flash of golden light flashed, and the yellow beans turned into a few little people, running fast with a "咻——".A few little monsters jumped up, spread their legs and chased after the buttocks of those villains. The little phoebe pouted its buttocks, and its whole body jumped out like a spring, wanting to use its claws to pounce on the little people. Little man, with a big fluffy tail dangling behind.Yingzhao simply flew up, flapping his wings and rampaging around the room.The most elegant one was the little white deer, who chased after him with four little hooves "tapping and kicking", shaking his little head.

Gu Junye sighed, with a look of lack of sleep, his eye sockets sunken, and he huddled himself in the sofa exhaustedly.

"Scattering beans into soldiers?" Ye Chuanlin looked interestingly.

Gu Junye complained: "I just came back and wanted to catch up on sleep, and these three little bean dings woke up. I was so entangled by them, I just found something for them to play with. These two beans are enough for them to chase for an hour."

"Have you contacted their clansmen? When will they be taken away, children are really troublesome."

Ye Chuanlin smiled awkwardly, and said, "Happy, soon."

Gu Junye took out an envelope from his pocket, put it on the coffee table and pushed it to Ye Chuanlin.

"For me?" Ye Chuanlin took the envelope and rubbed it. The envelope was thick. Ye Chuanlin's brain had a flash, thinking that it must be money.Isn’t it like this all the episodes on TV, nine times out of ten there is a stack of pink Grandpa Mao in the thick envelope.

So Ye Chuanlin returned the envelope blankly, even though he was a bit greedy for the money as a stingy bastard, he was the rich and handsome Director Ye, and he would never want it. "I'm not short of money, you can keep it."

At this moment, Ye Chuanlin, your heart is both uncomfortable and sour, and seeing him send a wad of money back made his heart bleed, but pretending to be aggressive made him feel so happy.Such a self must be very handsome!

Gu Junye gave Ye Chuanlin a strange look, and said for a while, "This is not money, but your letter, which was left at my door, and I picked it up for you."

"..." Ye Chuanlin felt embarrassed, wishing he could find a hole in the ground and get in.He honestly took the envelope back and opened it.

There was no sender's name on the front or back of the envelope, only a blue feather was glued on the front.Ye Chuanlin put the feather aside, there was a letter and a booklet inside.

The letter reads:

"Dear Director Ye Chuan Lin Ye:

good afternoon!

The times are progressing, and it calls on people to work together to overcome difficulties. Fighting alone is no longer a commendable behavior, and only cooperation is the broad road to solving problems.Today, an evil group has appeared in the demon clan, and it is running amok in the human world, intending to expose the demon world to the eyes of human beings.In order to protect the legitimate interests of the demon clan, the Demon Demon Spirit Association intends to cooperate with the Demon Catcher Committee to jointly crack down on this group.At present, the association is voting whether to pass the agreement, and I implore Director Ye to cast your precious vote!

Attachment: The specific regulations and details of the cooperation can be found in the manual.Please write down your opinion and send it back to Jade Bird. "

The letter is well-spoken, at least the meaning is clear.By the way, did someone tell him about this in advance?

A fat monster gradually appeared in Ye Chuanlin's mind. The fat monster did talk about this matter in the ghost city, and even persuaded himself to vote against it.Ye Chuanlin opened the booklet, and read ten lines at a glance.

The current relationship between the demon catcher and the demon clan is very delicate. On the one hand, the demon catcher has been incorporated into a secret state agency, and will not act at will if there is no major event. Never less.The cooperation this time was completed point-to-point, that is, to arrange demon catchers to enter the offices in each region and set up a special operations team to wipe out the dangerous elements as soon as possible.

Ye Chuanlin glanced at Gu Junye who was on the sofa. The other party was dozing off, looking lazy, but handsome without restraint.It would be great if Gu Junye could come and cooperate with me, Ye Chuanlin thought melancholy, there is no one who can work in his dilapidated office, Gu Junye can help solve many things when he comes.More importantly, Gu Junye was handsome.Ye Chuanlin didn't really want to cooperate with an old man.

Fat monster, although I don't know who you are, and I don't know how you are related to "I", this time, I will feel sorry for you!

Ye Chuanlin put a tick under the consent column of the voting card, and quietly wrote a line on the back: There is already a favorite candidate, and I hope the organization can send Gu Junye.

Then Ye Chuanlin folded up the voting card, opened the window and blew a whistle.A bird the size of a chicken flew down from the roof. It had blue feathers that shone with a metallic luster in the sunlight.Qingniao is a special messenger of the Demon Association, eats food from the public, and all of them have fat heads and big ears like a round ball. They couldn't stop such a dive, and threw themselves into Ye Chuanlin's face.

Ye Chuanlin moved the blue bird away with a dark face, spit out the feathers from his mouth, and tied the voting card to the bird's leg.The blue bird pecked at Ye Chuanlin's finger, and flapped its wings tremblingly.Ye Chuanlin quickly stretched out his hand to support Jade Bird's chubby body, fearing that it would accidentally fall, he muttered: "Eat less and exercise more in the future, or you will get a fatty liver."

After several buffers, the blue bird finally flapped its wings and flew away staggeringly.

Ye Chuanlin looked back after seeing off the blue bird, and Gu Junye was looking this way.

"What are you looking at?"

Gu Junye answered irrelevantly: "Did you vote against or agree?"

Ye Chuanlin narrowed his eyes, "You opened my letter secretly?"

Gu Junye yelled that he was wronged, and took out the letter from the Monster Catching Committee. It turned out that both of them were asking for opinions.

Gu Junye commented: "Director Ye, your thinking is not good, why do you always think people are bad?"

"Stop it, we're not that familiar yet, so don't judge my character casually."

Gu Junye didn't speak, just looked at Ye Chuan and smiled.Ye Chuanlin was terrified by his laughter.

Gu Junye admired Ye Chuanlin's expression, and said slowly: "I would like to understand Director Ye in depth. People must be different before and after, which is very interesting."

Ye Chuanlin didn't know whether he was overthinking or Gu Junye had the intention to speak a yellow accent when he didn't agree with each other, but he was stunned because of Gu Junye's words all afternoon.

In the evening, the little white deer's clansmen contacted him, and soon a demon came to take the white deer away. Ye Chuanlin touched the little white deer's head, and said: "Next time, don't follow strangers away!"

The little white deer's eyes were wet, and he rubbed Ye Chuanlin's leg affectionately.The little white deer's mother kept saying words of thanks, and gratefully took the little white deer away.

Seeing the two people leaving, Ye Chuanlin felt a little proud in his heart. Although his current life was filled with anxiety and fear, it was really meaningful.

Gu Junye cooked the dinner.

"You order!" Gu Junye swung the spatula domineeringly, as if holding an ancient magic weapon in his hand.

Ye Chuanlin held his chin, and began to report the menus one by one: "Steamed raccoon brain, stuffed jade red grass, stir-fried sea butterflies, fresh flat peaches..." He read these at the restaurant in the ghost market last night The signature dishes are all things that he has never heard of in his previous life. He has been itching for a long time, so he simply memorized them all.

Gu Junye rolled his eyes, the corner of his mouth raised to reveal one tooth, and he said gloomily, "Speak human."

"I want to eat roast duck is a lion's head."

The roast ducks in Quanjude and Bianyifang could not be bought at this point, so Ye Chuanlin decided to settle for the next best thing, and reluctantly re-ordered a pickled cabbage fish.

When Gu Junye was cooking, Ye Chuanlin lay down on the table and pretended to be dead. Now he is completely "returning to the true nature". Watching others bring the dishes under their noses.He looked at the closed kitchen door and listened to the sound of cooking from inside. He only felt that life was happy.Ye Chuanlin couldn't help but fantasize, if only Gu Junye could be taken away.

Xiao Qiang is not straight, although he doesn't know Ye Chuanlin's sexual orientation, but since he has occupied someone else's nest, he has to be straight.It's just that Gu Junye probably isn't like the flirtatious slut in the bar, coquettish and lonely, he can go out with just a few drinks.Ye Chuanlin sighed depressingly, thinking that he should just daydream at this stage.

The little Phoebe has not yet been able to transform into a human form. Yingzhao was born as a divine beast, and his demon power has recovered a lot in one afternoon. Now he has transformed into a white and fat boy, imitating Ye Chuanlin and putting his chin on the table, lying down and waiting for his meal.The little Filipino looked at the two innocently, and with a "slap", it spread it on the table like a piece of dough.

Ye Chuanlin poked the two little demons angrily: "I have to send you two back tomorrow, sit down, and don't let people see that I have spoiled you." Sitting, standing or not standing, I guess I will die a miserable death.

The author has something to say:

Wind Fox: Also known as Wind Beast.Like mink, blue.Fire can't kill you, knife can't cut it in, it's like punching a skin.Hit its head thousands of times with a hammer to die, but as long as the wind blows into its mouth, it will be revived immediately.It can be killed by plugging its nose with calamus.Its drowning can be used as medicine, and its brain and chrysanthemum can live to five hundred if taken ten catties. (suspect like a pig brain)

Jade Red Grass: It should be a plant of jade red.It is said that eating its fruit will make you drunk for 300 years, and then wake up again. (It tastes like wine~)

Butterfly in the South China Sea: Someone once caught it, and after removing its wings and palpitations, there is still [-] Jin of it, which is extremely delicious. "Lingnan Foreign Objects" contains. (I feel like I can eat it for many days~)