Pretending to be a high-cold male god
Chapter 16 Double Bean and Sweet Potato Porridge
The Demon Spirit Association sounds lofty, but in fact, most of the time, it just deals with trivial matters.Ye Man and Qiu Xiaotu were the ones who were busy, and Gu Junye, who was in charge of going out on business, often had nothing to do.
Gu Junye sat behind the reception desk with his hands spread out like a grandpa all afternoon, and then sat with his legs crossed on the chair in the office area for an entire afternoon. During this time, nothing happened, only a few sporadic monsters came to register their monster registration. Receive identification and subsidies.
In the end, Gu Junye was so bored that he was about to die, so he ran to Ye Chuanlin's office and began to harass Ye Chuanlin out of boredom.
Ye Chuanlin was dealing with the sudden accident in the morning, and when the merman made such a fuss, a lot of messy news came out, saying everything.
There were thousands of pairs of eyes watching at the scene, so it would be troublesome to fool them.In the end, he and Qiu Xiaotu worked together and jointly issued an urgent notice with the Meteorological Department: Due to the sudden drop in temperature, local smog in this city is severe today, and the particulate matter exceeds the standard. Citizens are requested to refrain from going out.
Ye Chuanlin looked through some websites and forums, where discussions were raging, and some people posted photos of the scene.
Fortunately, the water mist of the merman was similar to the smog when photographed. It was all white, and netizens couldn't tell whether it was smog or not.
An eyewitness said that it was definitely not smog, and he had difficulty breathing at that time.Someone quickly refuted that difficulty in breathing is a manifestation of severe smog.Some extreme people claim that it is some kind of chemical gas.There are also environmentalists taking this opportunity to start talking to the city *government*, asking for more protection and so on.
In short, the wind direction on the Internet has been successfully reversed, and it is rushing in a direction that is irrelevant.
Ye Chuanlin was very satisfied with this direction. He looked up at Gu Junye. Gu Junye was flipping through the books on the bookshelf, pulling out one book and putting it in again. He asked, "Are you bored?"
Gu Junye said honestly: "It's even more boring than being in the Monster Catching Committee."
"I'm a little free now, and I'll be busy when I have to go out on business." Ye Chuanlin remembered that Jin Yu's matter had not been resolved, just like Gu Junye asked about the demon catcher: "Mo Chengxuan Do you know him? He’s also a monster catcher.”
"A member of the Mo family? I'm not familiar with him. I've heard something about him."
"Is he famous?"
"It can be regarded as the leader of the young people in this southern faction."
"Do you still have factions?" Ye Chuanlin asked with great interest.
Gu Junye explained to him.Demon catchers have a long history, and internal factions are complicated. Different regions have different concepts and techniques of monster catchers. There are also secretaries in the family who only teach them to their own clan members.Now it is generally divided into the southern faction and the northern faction. The southern faction is radical and strongly opposes the existence of the monster race, while the northern faction is more moderate. It believes that the existence of the monster race is reasonable and is willing to live with the monster race.
In fact, the strength of the southern faction is not strong, and the northern faction has controlled the discourse power within the committee for decades.
"Then are you from the south or the north?"
"I don't stand in line."
Ye Chuanlin shrugged and asked, "How do you think this Mo Chengxuan should be dealt with?"
"Do you want to fight him?"
Although Mo Chengxuan is not very old, he is already the successor of the Mo family, the backbone of the Southern School. Junye finally warned: "Don't fight him hard, you can't beat him."
Ye Chuanlin was not afraid at all, and he had no intention of resolving this matter by force at all.Thinking about it, he still asked with a smile: "Will you help me if I get hit hard?"
Seriously, it is difficult to give an answer to this question.If you give an affirmative answer, it's like giving a promise.After all, I and Gu Junye have only known each other for less than a week, and the relationship is not that deep.What's more, I am a monster, and Gu Junye is a monster catcher, a natural enemy. People who are not of my race must have different hearts. It is almost impossible for Gu Junye to help a monster deal with "my family".
When Ye Chuanlin asked, he didn't expect Gu Junye to answer seriously, but after waiting for a while, he didn't hear Gu Junye's voice.
Ye Chuanlin looked up in surprise, Gu Junye was looking at him with a strange emotion in his eyes.
"What, what's wrong?"
Gu Junye seemed to want to touch Ye Chuanlin's face, and moved his fingers a little, but quickly restrained the thought, he smiled and said, "I will help you."
Gu Junye took out a copy of "Natural History", then sat on the sofa and bowed his head to read.He sat down to read a book in a slightly strange posture, holding the book with both hands and lifting it up in the air.Ye Chuanli looked at Gu Junye's profile, and felt a little familiar, and he couldn't help feeling a strange emotion in his heart.
In order to welcome the new members, Ye Chuanlin invited the whole office to eat out at night, and went to one of the best cafeterias in N city to have a meal.
Ye Chuanlin drank some wine at the banquet, his cheeks were slightly red, he held chopsticks in both hands, raised the corners of his eyes, and asked Gu Junye unsteadily, "Where do you live at night?"
Ye Man glanced at Ye Chuanlin strangely, then smiled mysteriously, not knowing where she was thinking.
"Live at my friend's house, a family friend I met a long time ago."
"Hmm." Ye Chuanlin felt very disappointed.
"Come on, drink!" Gu Junye took the initiative to toast, "I will work with everyone in the future, please give me your advice!"
Ye Chuanlin blushed and drank one cup after another, and drank two or three ounces of yellow soup. He didn't know what night it was. When he was helped out of the restaurant, his legs were still weak and he was unconscious. He just touched Gu Junye's His face kept smirking, and he refused to let go.
Qiu Xiaotu covered his eyes, he couldn't see it.
Because of Ye Chuanlin's unwillingness to let go, the last task of sending Director Ye home fell on Gu Junye's head.
Gu Junye helped Ye Chuanlin into a taxi, but got out of the taxi when he was almost home, and walked slowly along the road with Ye Chuanlin on his back.
When the cold wind blew, Ye Chuanlin shivered, and most of the wine sobered up.
Gu Junye's back was broad and warm, and he felt very at ease when he lay on it.Ye Chuanlin buried his head on Gu Junye's back, and suddenly asked, "Why did you come here?"
This question has been lingering in his mind for a long time. The two met by chance. From the beginning of the ghost market to now, Gu Junye has taken special care of himself. I can barely see it, but I can't see it because I like this skin, right?
Gu Junye didn't answer, and walked silently with Ye Chuanlin in his arms.
Ye Chuanlin was not in a hurry if he didn't get the answer, and his consciousness fell into a haze after a while.
Gu Junye opened the door of Ye Chuanlin's house with the key given by Qiu Xiaotu, and put him gently on the bed.Ye Chuanlin pouted impatiently, then turned over and buried himself under the quilt.
Gu Junye dug out the pajamas from the cabinet, and helped Ye Chuanlin take off the wine-smelling clothes. When he saw the other party's fair and slender body, a gloomy light flashed in his eyes.But he quickly returned to normal, helped people put on their pajamas, tucked in the quilt, and then sat on the edge of the bed in a daze.
The curtains in the bedroom were not fully drawn, and the moonlight was like water, illuminating half of the room.Ye Chuanlin had fallen into a lethargic sleep, snoring slightly.Gu Junye's body was hidden in the darkness like a sculpture. After a while, he bent down and rested his head on Ye Chuanlin's neck.
Like a lone wolf who finally found his lover, he impatiently sniffed the breath of the people around him, then smiled lowly, shrugged his shoulders, and finally seemed to be crying softly.
Ye Chuanlin slept soundly.
When he woke up the next morning, Ye Chuanlin thought he would have a splitting headache, just like he used to wake up after a hangover.
This time when he woke up together, he didn't have a headache at all, and he even felt a little refreshed.Ye Chuanlin frowned and thought about it for a long time on the bed, and finally came to the conclusion that the body of a monster is really extraordinary.
A scent wafted from the kitchen, and Ye Chuanlin's stomach began to growl uncontrollably.
Ye Chuanlin's regular breakfast in the morning is: steamed buns, fried dough sticks, egg pancakes, soy milk, all of which are sold earlier at the gate of the community. Although they are delicious, they will get boring after eating for a long time. Now I smell the porridge. The fragrance makes the eyes glow green.
Ye Chuanlin touched the kitchen and saw Gu Junye just pouring the porridge out of the pot.The large chunks of sweet potatoes are stewed until overcooked, and several kinds of beans are cooked together. The whole bowl of porridge looks red and green, and the air is full of the fragrance of food.
This scene seemed familiar. During those two days in Beijing, I was hooked by the smell of food after waking up, staring at the pot like a puppy, waiting for Gu Junye to cook.
"I have pickled radishes in the refrigerator, I'll go get two packs of side dishes."
Gu Junye served the porridge, and Ye Chuanlin was hungry, so he took a mouthful of the porridge before it was cold, and then he had a bitter gourd expression on his face.
"taste not good?"
"Not sweet, I want to add sugar."
Gu Junye stopped Ye Chuanlin, used his ingenuity to push him back to the seat, and said half-threateningly: "Don't put sugar, or I won't make it in the future. Come here early in the morning to make porridge for you. Do you know how tired you are?"
Ye Chuanlin blinked at Gu Junye: "You let me put some candy, and I'll give you other rewards." He deliberately emphasized the tone of the reward, and sure enough, Gu Junye's face became complicated, as if he was thinking about something bad things.
"No, okay, once you add sugar, the nutritional value will be lost. Beans and sweet potatoes are good things to hangover and relieve hangovers."
Ye Chuanlin had no choice but to start snorting and drinking the porridge resentfully.
Gu Junye sat behind the reception desk with his hands spread out like a grandpa all afternoon, and then sat with his legs crossed on the chair in the office area for an entire afternoon. During this time, nothing happened, only a few sporadic monsters came to register their monster registration. Receive identification and subsidies.
In the end, Gu Junye was so bored that he was about to die, so he ran to Ye Chuanlin's office and began to harass Ye Chuanlin out of boredom.
Ye Chuanlin was dealing with the sudden accident in the morning, and when the merman made such a fuss, a lot of messy news came out, saying everything.
There were thousands of pairs of eyes watching at the scene, so it would be troublesome to fool them.In the end, he and Qiu Xiaotu worked together and jointly issued an urgent notice with the Meteorological Department: Due to the sudden drop in temperature, local smog in this city is severe today, and the particulate matter exceeds the standard. Citizens are requested to refrain from going out.
Ye Chuanlin looked through some websites and forums, where discussions were raging, and some people posted photos of the scene.
Fortunately, the water mist of the merman was similar to the smog when photographed. It was all white, and netizens couldn't tell whether it was smog or not.
An eyewitness said that it was definitely not smog, and he had difficulty breathing at that time.Someone quickly refuted that difficulty in breathing is a manifestation of severe smog.Some extreme people claim that it is some kind of chemical gas.There are also environmentalists taking this opportunity to start talking to the city *government*, asking for more protection and so on.
In short, the wind direction on the Internet has been successfully reversed, and it is rushing in a direction that is irrelevant.
Ye Chuanlin was very satisfied with this direction. He looked up at Gu Junye. Gu Junye was flipping through the books on the bookshelf, pulling out one book and putting it in again. He asked, "Are you bored?"
Gu Junye said honestly: "It's even more boring than being in the Monster Catching Committee."
"I'm a little free now, and I'll be busy when I have to go out on business." Ye Chuanlin remembered that Jin Yu's matter had not been resolved, just like Gu Junye asked about the demon catcher: "Mo Chengxuan Do you know him? He’s also a monster catcher.”
"A member of the Mo family? I'm not familiar with him. I've heard something about him."
"Is he famous?"
"It can be regarded as the leader of the young people in this southern faction."
"Do you still have factions?" Ye Chuanlin asked with great interest.
Gu Junye explained to him.Demon catchers have a long history, and internal factions are complicated. Different regions have different concepts and techniques of monster catchers. There are also secretaries in the family who only teach them to their own clan members.Now it is generally divided into the southern faction and the northern faction. The southern faction is radical and strongly opposes the existence of the monster race, while the northern faction is more moderate. It believes that the existence of the monster race is reasonable and is willing to live with the monster race.
In fact, the strength of the southern faction is not strong, and the northern faction has controlled the discourse power within the committee for decades.
"Then are you from the south or the north?"
"I don't stand in line."
Ye Chuanlin shrugged and asked, "How do you think this Mo Chengxuan should be dealt with?"
"Do you want to fight him?"
Although Mo Chengxuan is not very old, he is already the successor of the Mo family, the backbone of the Southern School. Junye finally warned: "Don't fight him hard, you can't beat him."
Ye Chuanlin was not afraid at all, and he had no intention of resolving this matter by force at all.Thinking about it, he still asked with a smile: "Will you help me if I get hit hard?"
Seriously, it is difficult to give an answer to this question.If you give an affirmative answer, it's like giving a promise.After all, I and Gu Junye have only known each other for less than a week, and the relationship is not that deep.What's more, I am a monster, and Gu Junye is a monster catcher, a natural enemy. People who are not of my race must have different hearts. It is almost impossible for Gu Junye to help a monster deal with "my family".
When Ye Chuanlin asked, he didn't expect Gu Junye to answer seriously, but after waiting for a while, he didn't hear Gu Junye's voice.
Ye Chuanlin looked up in surprise, Gu Junye was looking at him with a strange emotion in his eyes.
"What, what's wrong?"
Gu Junye seemed to want to touch Ye Chuanlin's face, and moved his fingers a little, but quickly restrained the thought, he smiled and said, "I will help you."
Gu Junye took out a copy of "Natural History", then sat on the sofa and bowed his head to read.He sat down to read a book in a slightly strange posture, holding the book with both hands and lifting it up in the air.Ye Chuanli looked at Gu Junye's profile, and felt a little familiar, and he couldn't help feeling a strange emotion in his heart.
In order to welcome the new members, Ye Chuanlin invited the whole office to eat out at night, and went to one of the best cafeterias in N city to have a meal.
Ye Chuanlin drank some wine at the banquet, his cheeks were slightly red, he held chopsticks in both hands, raised the corners of his eyes, and asked Gu Junye unsteadily, "Where do you live at night?"
Ye Man glanced at Ye Chuanlin strangely, then smiled mysteriously, not knowing where she was thinking.
"Live at my friend's house, a family friend I met a long time ago."
"Hmm." Ye Chuanlin felt very disappointed.
"Come on, drink!" Gu Junye took the initiative to toast, "I will work with everyone in the future, please give me your advice!"
Ye Chuanlin blushed and drank one cup after another, and drank two or three ounces of yellow soup. He didn't know what night it was. When he was helped out of the restaurant, his legs were still weak and he was unconscious. He just touched Gu Junye's His face kept smirking, and he refused to let go.
Qiu Xiaotu covered his eyes, he couldn't see it.
Because of Ye Chuanlin's unwillingness to let go, the last task of sending Director Ye home fell on Gu Junye's head.
Gu Junye helped Ye Chuanlin into a taxi, but got out of the taxi when he was almost home, and walked slowly along the road with Ye Chuanlin on his back.
When the cold wind blew, Ye Chuanlin shivered, and most of the wine sobered up.
Gu Junye's back was broad and warm, and he felt very at ease when he lay on it.Ye Chuanlin buried his head on Gu Junye's back, and suddenly asked, "Why did you come here?"
This question has been lingering in his mind for a long time. The two met by chance. From the beginning of the ghost market to now, Gu Junye has taken special care of himself. I can barely see it, but I can't see it because I like this skin, right?
Gu Junye didn't answer, and walked silently with Ye Chuanlin in his arms.
Ye Chuanlin was not in a hurry if he didn't get the answer, and his consciousness fell into a haze after a while.
Gu Junye opened the door of Ye Chuanlin's house with the key given by Qiu Xiaotu, and put him gently on the bed.Ye Chuanlin pouted impatiently, then turned over and buried himself under the quilt.
Gu Junye dug out the pajamas from the cabinet, and helped Ye Chuanlin take off the wine-smelling clothes. When he saw the other party's fair and slender body, a gloomy light flashed in his eyes.But he quickly returned to normal, helped people put on their pajamas, tucked in the quilt, and then sat on the edge of the bed in a daze.
The curtains in the bedroom were not fully drawn, and the moonlight was like water, illuminating half of the room.Ye Chuanlin had fallen into a lethargic sleep, snoring slightly.Gu Junye's body was hidden in the darkness like a sculpture. After a while, he bent down and rested his head on Ye Chuanlin's neck.
Like a lone wolf who finally found his lover, he impatiently sniffed the breath of the people around him, then smiled lowly, shrugged his shoulders, and finally seemed to be crying softly.
Ye Chuanlin slept soundly.
When he woke up the next morning, Ye Chuanlin thought he would have a splitting headache, just like he used to wake up after a hangover.
This time when he woke up together, he didn't have a headache at all, and he even felt a little refreshed.Ye Chuanlin frowned and thought about it for a long time on the bed, and finally came to the conclusion that the body of a monster is really extraordinary.
A scent wafted from the kitchen, and Ye Chuanlin's stomach began to growl uncontrollably.
Ye Chuanlin's regular breakfast in the morning is: steamed buns, fried dough sticks, egg pancakes, soy milk, all of which are sold earlier at the gate of the community. Although they are delicious, they will get boring after eating for a long time. Now I smell the porridge. The fragrance makes the eyes glow green.
Ye Chuanlin touched the kitchen and saw Gu Junye just pouring the porridge out of the pot.The large chunks of sweet potatoes are stewed until overcooked, and several kinds of beans are cooked together. The whole bowl of porridge looks red and green, and the air is full of the fragrance of food.
This scene seemed familiar. During those two days in Beijing, I was hooked by the smell of food after waking up, staring at the pot like a puppy, waiting for Gu Junye to cook.
"I have pickled radishes in the refrigerator, I'll go get two packs of side dishes."
Gu Junye served the porridge, and Ye Chuanlin was hungry, so he took a mouthful of the porridge before it was cold, and then he had a bitter gourd expression on his face.
"taste not good?"
"Not sweet, I want to add sugar."
Gu Junye stopped Ye Chuanlin, used his ingenuity to push him back to the seat, and said half-threateningly: "Don't put sugar, or I won't make it in the future. Come here early in the morning to make porridge for you. Do you know how tired you are?"
Ye Chuanlin blinked at Gu Junye: "You let me put some candy, and I'll give you other rewards." He deliberately emphasized the tone of the reward, and sure enough, Gu Junye's face became complicated, as if he was thinking about something bad things.
"No, okay, once you add sugar, the nutritional value will be lost. Beans and sweet potatoes are good things to hangover and relieve hangovers."
Ye Chuanlin had no choice but to start snorting and drinking the porridge resentfully.
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