Pretending to be a high-cold male god

Xiao Qiang's heart is as big as a pot, and he doesn't have the heart to be a leader at the moment, he only cares about visiting this magical office.That vine is very considerate, when Xiao Qiang is hungry, he will give him food, and when he is tired, he will help drag the chair over, just like the most hardworking and loyal housekeeper.

Qiu Xiaotu followed Xiao Qiang's butt, worried, his face wrinkled like a bitter melon.

"what happened to you?"

Qiu Xiaotu looked very anxious, "Boss, you only care about our N city office very much."

Why is this Qiu Xiaotu always hesitating when he speaks? "I guess I get it, so I'm a workaholic? I really care about my job and my reputation in the office, right?"

Qiu Xiaotu nodded.

Vine sent a plate of baked golden and crispy biscuits, Xiao Qiang took a piece to eat, and asked seemingly indifferently: "If I don't pretend well, what if others, um, such as Shi Tiankuo find out?" manage?"

Before Xiao Qiang finished speaking, he suddenly had a sharp headache, as if someone had stabbed it with a needle!Xiao Qiang clutched his head tightly with his hands in pain, squatted down convulsively, his eyes turned black in bursts.

He seemed to hear a few angry roars in his mind, Xiao Qiang had a terrible headache, and intuitively felt that it was the original owner's voice, he covered his head tightly, and assured loudly in his heart: You're just kidding!Kidding!I will do my best and never be discovered by anyone!

After a few minutes, the unbearable pain subsided. Xiao Qiang slumped on the ground, panting heavily, and found that his back was dripping with cold sweat.

"Boss?!" Qiu Xiaotu panicked and wanted to help Xiao Qiang, and the vines beside him also looked worried.

Xiao Qiang waved his hand and got up by himself.

Although I have occupied Ye Chuanlin's skin, but the original owner seems to have left the remaining consciousness.Ye Chuanlin was warned severely by the original owner and never dared to do it again. He never wanted to be tortured by such pain again.

Xiao Qiang sat down on the stool behind the consultation desk, dragged his cheeks, pretended to be cute, and asked: "I was joking just now, come and tell me about my previous personality, um, show me again Familiarize yourself with the working environment, okay?"

"You have already met Shi Tiankuo. Boss, you are actually very kind to Shi Tiankuo. If you hadn't kept him here, he would probably be homeless. This person is just a white-eyed wolf! Boss, you You don't have to be polite to him, just be cold, and you can entrust him with any assignments."

Xiao Qiang nodded, opened a small black leather notebook, and began to take notes seriously.

"We also have a consultant named Ye Man, who is a wisteria demon who likes to grow things very much. The invisible wisteria in this house." Qiu Xiaotu pointed to the vines hanging in the air. The fungus, and the thorn roses in the garden, and the dangling hyacinths, she planted."

Xiao Qiang glanced out the window, a few floor lamps brought faint light to the garden, and illuminated several "little saplings" inside, "Is that a rose?" Xiao Qiang was dumbfounded, he thought it was a little tree!

Qiu Xiaotu scratched his ear, and said: "Yeman's sorcery, plants obey her, thorn roses are originally planted by monsters to protect their territories, if strangers break in, they will attack them with needles. The vines make them bigger and more aggressive again, like little saplings! The thorn roses are beautiful when they bloom in spring and summer, and each flower is as big as a small lantern!"

Xiao Qiang thought about the lantern-sized roses. Fortunately, monsters did not have the custom of proposing marriage with 999 roses. Otherwise, it would take ten large trucks to hold these roses.

Qiu Xiaotu pointed to the photo frame on the consultation desk, and said, "This is Ye Man, our consultant, who is responsible for receiving monsters."

Xiao Qiang looked at the photo. The little girl in the photo had fluffy brown hair braided into dozens of braids, big and bright eyes, and was smiling softly.

"Yaoyaoling Self-management Association, what is our work?"

"Uh," Qiu Xiaotu scratched his ears. The Yaoyaoling Self-management Association has a wide range of work, responsible for managing the affairs of the demon clan, protecting monsters, and eradicating evil monsters that violate the law and expose the population.You see, don’t human beings have courts, police stations, etc. Humans can also catch bad people, and we are a system that humans learn from. "

Xiao Qiang nodded, understood, and finally asked the most critical question: "What about me? What's my name?"

A helpless and desperate expression appeared on Qiu Xiaotu's face, probably because he didn't expect the boss to have such complete amnesia: "Boss, your name is Ye Chuanlin, the river is far away, Yue Qiu is bright and quiet, and the forest leaves are still red."

Xiao Qiang then went up to the second floor. The entire second floor was his office. The floor was covered with soft woolen carpets. Next to the window was a fish tank filled with ice. Inside were two carps that looked like carps but were bright red in color. fish.Wow, is it quick-frozen sashimi?Tsk, this day is really comfortable.Xiao Qiang went up and knocked on the glass tank, the two fish were still alive, one of them rolled his eyes at him, "Can I eat it?"

"..."

"Boss, this is your henggong fish. It was brought back from a stone lake in Tibet that has been frozen for thousands of years. It is usually a treasure."

Xiao Qiang took out his mobile phone and checked Baidu, ""Shen Yi Jing (Northern Desolation Classic)" contains records that the male fish is born in a stone lake, and this lake is always frozen. It is seven or eight feet long, shaped like a carp and red, and lives in the water during the day , turned into a human at night. It cannot be pierced by stabbing, it will not die if boiled, but if boiled with two ebony plums, it will kill, but eating it can cure evil diseases."

Qiu Xiaotu came over at some point, "It's basically correct, except for one thing, it takes 100 years for this fish to turn into a human."

Xiao Qiang played with the fish for a while and then walked away. He didn't really intend to eat the original owner's precious pet. Just now he was punished for making a joke. Now if he really ate it, the original owner might be angry. Come and strangle yourself.

Finally Xiao Qiang sat comfortably on the leather boss chair in the office, his waist was supported by a soft cushion, his legs were placed on the pedals, he shook back and forth, and sighed with emotion.No wonder leaders like boss chairs, they are comfortable.

Qiu Xiaotu wrinkled his face and said, "Boss, you have amnesia now, what will you do about the ghost market tomorrow?"

"Ghost city?"

"It's a market for ghosts. It's open at the Drum Tower on the first and fifteenth day of every month. The Ghost Fairy Association is the manager of the ghost market."

"What happened in the past is what it is now. Everyone is very proficient, right? I shouldn't be needed, right?"

"But boss, you forgot. I just said that Shi Tiankuo has bad intentions for you. If he sees your amnesia, boss, he will definitely report it to his superiors. At that time, boss, you will be a mistake at work in his eyes. Say no." It must have been taken down."

Xiao Qiang glared, and said angrily, "Cut it off? Do you ever talk to the leader like this?"

Qiu Xiaotu said guiltily: "I'm really worried that the boss will go wrong in the ghost market because of amnesia. The ghost market is really troublesome, and there are many sudden situations. In the ghost market on the first day of this month, there is a pair of lovebirds. It broke free from the cage and flew out, knocking down countless stalls, and we took a lot of effort to catch the bird back."

"..."

"In the ghost market on the [-]th day of last month, a demon knocked over the real fire of the samadhi in the demon refining furnace. The fire was burning. Boss, you and Shi Tiankuo put down countless sealing barriers to control the fire..."

"..."

"And the first day of last month..."

"Stop, stop, stop", Xiao Qiang interrupted Qiu Xiaotu's account in a collapse, and said helplessly: "In short, I have lost my memory now, I really don't remember anything, and I have forgotten all the magic tricks, you just say What should I do, don't use it to scare me, just listen to you, okay?"

"Boss, don't be angry, I'm the secretary you single-handedly promoted, and I'm really worried about you from your standpoint..."

"I see, so what am I going to do?"

Qiu Xiaotu nodded between his eyebrows, signaling Xiao Qiang not to frown: "Control your expression first?"

According to Qiu Xiaotu, Ye Chuanlin's character design is high-cold, high-cold, high-cold, high-cold, and Xiao Qiang, as a clumsy actor, has too many expressions.

"Phase is born from the heart, can't I laugh when I'm happy?"

Qiu Xiaotu shook his head resolutely, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, showing a slight arc, and then quickly returned to his expressionless face, and said: "This is the limit, boss, no matter how happy you were before, you would never exceed this arc." !"

Is this a joke?Is it a laugh?This is clearly expressionless, right?Xiao Qiang twitched the corner of his mouth, forcibly resisting his urge to tear down the stage.

"And Boss, you seldom frown, even if the sky is falling, you are calm and calm."

"I often think about things with a blank face, yes, the corners of my mouth should go down a bit."

Xiao Qiang twitched the corners of his mouth a little, then loosened his brows, "The eyes should be cold."

Xiao Qiang imagined that Qiu Xiaotu was his enemy, and looked at him coldly.

"Hey, no, no, it's not so fierce, it's more cold and indifferent."

Oh, it's my disdainful expression that you are all rubbish. Thinking about it this way, Xiao Qiang's expression is right.

Qiu Xiaotu walked around Ye Chuanlin a few times, correcting him from time to time: "Boss, you never grab your sleeves with your hands."

"Not hunched over either."

After several rounds, Xiao Qiang's demeanor and posture are basically in place.Qiu Xiaotu took a final look at the boss. Ye Chuanlin's slender and tall figure was like a green pine tree. His hair was all brushed up, revealing a sharp and delicate face.The man's demeanor is very indifferent, and he is tall. When looking at people, he will unconsciously lower his eyes, appearing a little arrogant.

"Perfect!"

Qiu Xiaotu gestured to Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang felt relieved as if he had passed the test, and his body collapsed in an instant.

"Hold on!"

Xiao Qiang stood up straight again, his face sullen in pain.

Qiu Xiaotu suddenly shouted loudly: "Boss! Look at me!"

Xiao Qiang looked over reflexively, and saw Qiu Xiaotu spun around on the spot, and then flashed with a burst of silver-white light, and with a "bang", the thin and big boy disappeared in an instant. A pure white, plump rabbit appeared where he was standing.

The rabbit shook its long ears, stood on its hind legs like a human, stretched out its fat and short front paws and scratched its ears naively, then shook its head, bowed to Xiao Qiang in a fawning manner, and both The front paws are put together like a New Year's greeting, and it looks really super cute.

Xiao Qiang couldn't hold it back, and rushed over with a yell, hugged the rabbit vigorously, ruthlessly brushed up the soft and delicate fur on the rabbit's back, grinned so much that it reached the ears, wishing to rub his head against the rabbit Bundle.

Rubbing and stroking, Xiao Qiang realized that something was wrong, he lowered his head and saw that there was a look of reproach in the eyes of the rabbit.

Damn, the character design collapsed again.

Rabbit Spirit sighed, twisted his little butt, and quickly escaped from Xiao Qiang's embrace, looked at Xiao Qiang with a look of concern for the country and the people, and said with his three-petal mouth opening and closing: "Boss... ..."

"I know! I know! I will hold back next time! I will hold back!"

With a flash of silvery white light, the humanoid Qiu Xiaotu came back again.Xiao Qiang's rabbit didn't enjoy masturbation, and secretly sighed in his heart, it's a pity.

"Boss, let's put this expression aside for now. At that time, not many people will pay attention to you. Let's practice magic? Boss, how much do you remember?"

Xiao Qiang replied honestly that he forgot all about it, and it was not surprising to see Qiu Xiaotu's "heaven and earth shattered" look of despair.

Qiu Xiaotu took back a thick thread-bound book from the bookcase downstairs, pointed to the block letters on it, and said, "Boss, this book is called "The Encyclopedia of Basic Monster Arts of the Monster Race", time is too tight, and there is no time to learn other books." Yes, you can only practice basic sorcery first."

"What's the name of the sorcery that flew over just now? I want to learn that first."

Qiu Xiaotu pointed to one of the pages and said, "This is the art of flying against the wind."