On how to save yourself if you are seen by a man

Arriving at the exit of the N City Railway Station, Lin Qian saw his younger brother Lin Yuan at a glance.Lin Yuan is three years younger than him, and is a sophomore in high school this year.Xiongzi is very close to him, and when he saw him, he waved his hands and shouted happily: "Brother, here!" If he had a tail, Lin Qian would definitely believe that he could turn into a fan and create a huge whirlwind!

Lin Qian also smiled and waved his hands, Lin Yuan quickly took his suitcase, and waved his hand to hail a taxi.In the car, he couldn't wait to ask: "Brother, have you bought the book I asked you to buy for me?"

Lin Qian nodded, "I bought it. I also bought a watch as a New Year's gift for you. Didn't you say that the previous watch was too ugly?"

Immediately, Lin Yuan was so happy that he couldn't see his teeth, he hugged his brother vigorously and said, "Really? Brother, you are so kind!"

The broken child was quite strong, and Lin Qian pushed him away for a long time before pushing him away.Lin Yuan moved his big head in front of him again and said, "Brother, where did you put it, show it to me quickly!"

Lin Qian patted his forehead, "What's the rush, I'll bring it to you when I get home."

When we got home, Lin's mother was busy in the kitchen. Lin Qian had already called and told her to come back today, so today's dinner is absolutely sumptuous.He can smell the aroma of the food as soon as he enters the door, which makes him forget his troubles immediately.He has a happy family, that's enough, let that Yan Hang go to hell.

Father Lin is sitting on the sofa and reading the newspaper, his face is completely immersed in "some people in our country are still living in dire straits", he is so worried about the country and the people that people think he is the reincarnation of Fan Zhongyan, and he wants to "worry about the world first, and worry about it later". The world is full of joy." But when Lin Qian came back, his face immediately became gentle.

Lin Qian hurriedly called "Dad", and Lin's father agreed, came over to pat him on the shoulder, and then came to rub his hair.Lin Qian knew that he was expressing joy, but it reminded him of what Yan Hang often did, and immediately said: "Dad, my hairstyle will be messed up by you, and I won't be handsome anymore."

Lin's father laughed immediately when he heard this, and scolded: "Stinky boy, you know how beautiful you are!"

Mama Lin also came out of the kitchen with a smile on her face, "Qianqian is back, wash your hands quickly, and Yuanyuan is going too, you can eat right away."

At the dinner table, the family chatted, Lin's mother seemed to suddenly remember, and asked Lin Qian: "How are you getting along with Qin Yan recently? When will you bring it back for me and your dad to see?"

Lin Yuan also joined in the fun, "And me, and me, I also want to see my sister-in-law."

Lin's mother knocked on his forehead, "You brat, why are you here to join in the fun? Your task now is to study hard and get into a good university. I don't have to worry about it when you go to university."

Lin Yuan curled his lips, and said in a low voice, "It sounds like I'm worrying you very much now." Seeing that his mother was about to hit him again, he quickly changed the subject, "Now let's talk about my brother."

Mother Lin didn't care about her younger son, so she turned her attention to Lin Qian.Even Lin's father looked over, not to mention Lin Yuan, who was not too serious about watching the excitement. Lin Qian was speechless for a while with his enthusiastic eyes.

Lin Qian told Lin's mother about Qin Yan so that she would not have to ask if she had a girlfriend every time she called.As soon as he said no, Mama Lin's tirade began: Son, studies are important, but personal problems must also be taken care of, otherwise all the good girls will be snatched away.Look at Xiao Bin from your Aunt Liu’s family, just because your Aunt Liu insisted that he study hard in college, don’t delay his studies and affect his graduation because of falling in love, just let him break up with his girlfriend who has been dating for two months.It's good now, it looks like he's almost thirty and still a bachelor.

Aunt Liu and Ma Lin are not only colleagues, but also neighbors.The two are in the same university, Mama Lin is a librarian, and Aunt Liu is a cashier in the school's finance department.Although the nature of the work is different, it does not affect their gossip together. The two people love to communicate with each other most is their son.

Aunt Liu's son, Xiaobin, who is 6 years older than Lin Qian, studied computer information and technology at a university in this city.He had a girlfriend after only half a year, and it was his girlfriend who chased him, so he told his mother flatteredly.When Aunt Liu heard this, she quit and said, son, why did you have a girlfriend when you just went to college? It will delay your studies.Look at the so-and-so in our school, just because they found a girlfriend, they only think about falling in love every day, and they don't study anymore, and they haven't graduated yet.

Xiao Bin has always listened to his mother, and broke up with his girlfriend without saying a word, even though his girlfriend tried hard to keep him.So those who can get it easily always don't know how to cherish. Xiao Bin thinks that his charm is invincible. If he loses this tree, there is still a whole forest waiting for him.After he graduated safely, he found a job as a programmer and started working overtime day and night.Not to mention finding a girlfriend, even eating and going to the toilet have to squeeze time.

I have been working for several years now, and I haven’t had a girlfriend for more than a month. Either I think he has a low salary and no future, or I think he is stupid and can’t coax people, or I think he always works overtime and has no time to accompany me. Marriage is equivalent to being a widow.Aunt Liu regretted it to death. Originally, her son was introverted and didn't talk much. If she hadn't stopped her at the beginning, her son might have married a long time ago, and now she even has a grandson.

Lin's mother took this as a warning. Lin Qian had just been told to go to college. He must find a girlfriend before graduation and get married as soon as he graduated. He must not follow in Xiaobin's footsteps.

Father Lin raised his objection: "Our son is only 19, it's too early to find a girlfriend now, there's no need to be so anxious."

Lin's mother immediately stared: "Do you want your son to be the second Xiaobin? I just let him find it first, and I don't want to get married right away. Besides, we can talk for a few more years, and we can understand each other's temperament and temper clearly. What's wrong. And if one fails, don't delay finding the next one."

Then, of course, there is no after.

Now they mentioned their girlfriend again, but Lin Qian has already broken up. If he dares to tell the truth, his mother can arrange a blind date for him tomorrow.

In the winter vacation of Lin Qian's freshman year, Lin's mother arranged a blind date for me as soon as she heard that he hadn't got a girlfriend yet.Blind dates are nothing, who hasn't had a few blind dates when they were young, but have you ever seen someone who takes three meals a day like that?And it lasted a week.

The reason why Lin Ma can know so many girls is entirely due to her work. After all, in college, there are many girls who go to the library to borrow books. Once borrowed and returned, Lin Ma can chat with people, even her family The background can be inquired thoroughly.In the end, Lin Qian issued a military order, promising to find a girlfriend in the next semester, and then ended the protracted blind date.

Lin Qian knew that if he behaved a little abnormally, his mother would spot it, and the result could be imagined.Lin Qian didn't even dare to hesitate, and immediately replied: "The conversation was very good. Originally, Qin Yan was going to come back with me this holiday, but she has something to do at home. We have already agreed to bring her back during the summer vacation."

As for what to do if there is still no one to do during the summer vacation, let's talk about it at that time.Under Mama Lin's intense and fiery gaze like a searchlight, he can't even think about it now.

Mama Lin asked again: "What's the matter with her family? It's so important that I don't have time to go to her boyfriend's house to meet her parents."

Lin Qian began to search for a reason, and suddenly remembered that Zhang Shi said that his brother gave birth to a son, so he came here to make up a trick, and made up a random saying: "Her sister-in-law is going to have a baby. After all, she is the eldest son and grandson. The whole family attaches great importance to it. I guess It's only been two days, so it's not good if she doesn't go back."

Lin's mother immediately said: "It's a happy event for the family to have a baby. You should quickly call and ask if it is a boy or girl. Don't act like it has nothing to do with you."

Lin Qian nodded hurriedly, "Call after dinner."

Lin's mother was in a hurry, so she tapped the back of his hand with her chopsticks, "What are you waiting for after dinner, call now! Didn't you call Qin Yan when you got home, do you want to wait for another girl to take the initiative?"

Lin Qian: "..."

What does it mean to be self-inflicted, and what does it mean to lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot? These words are specially prepared for him, right?

The play has been played here, can he not continue to act?Taking out his mobile phone, he pretended to search for Qin Yan's phone number, while thinking about who he could call to help him realize his lie.

Lin Qian was flipping through it, but he didn't expect Lin Yuan to make up for his dear brother, "Brother, why can't you even remember your girlfriend's phone number? You have to look through the address book for a long time."

Lin Qian glared at Lin Yuan, the brat adds to the chaos, don't you know that your brother is using the method of procrastination?He has already memorized Qin Yan's mobile phone number by heart, the key is not to call it!

Lin's mother also stared at him, "Hurry up, I still want to say a few words to Qin Yan. As a mother-in-law, I have to care about my future daughter-in-law so that she can marry into our family with peace of mind. You say That's right, Old Lin."

Lin's father is 8 years older than Lin's mother, and the two were teachers and students. According to Lin's original words: Lin's father, a dignified university professor, saw that she was beautiful, and he felt itchy for a moment, so he stretched out his magic hand to her.There have been many ups and downs between the two of them, and Lin's mother has also suffered a lot of grievances, but they finally came to fruition.

In order to compensate Lin Ma, Father Lin became a strict wife. If Lin Ma said one thing, he would not say otherwise, and occasionally expressed a little opinion. As long as Lin Mama stared, Lin Papa would definitely recite the family rules immediately: what my wife says is always right , if what my wife said is wrong, please refer to the first article.

Father Lin nodded quickly when he heard Mother Lin ask him, "Yes, I will also say a few words to my future daughter-in-law later."

Mama Lin glared at him again, "Whatever trouble you make, I'll just say it myself, you can listen from the side, and I'll play the voice out."

Lin Qian: "..." God, please give me a way out, don't force me like this!

Lin Qian met the expectant eyes of the three people, and finally pulled the phone from the first phone number to the last one, but he couldn't find anyone who could save him.

Lin Yuan finally got impatient with waiting, "Brother, why haven't you found it yet? Is it your girlfriend? Don't you guys have call records? You even want to look through the address book?"

Lin Qian almost vomited blood from the anger of this poor child. No matter how you eat, you can't stop your mouth. You said my girlfriend, why are you so caring?When he was at a loss what to do, the phone rang, and before he could see who it was, he swiped his finger on the phone screen and pressed to answer it.Lin Qian had an idea, and he couldn't control so much at this time, so let's make a mistake.He immediately said: "Hey, Xiaoyan, I'm already home and I'm about to call you."

There was a voice full of surprises on the other side of the phone, "Qianqian, it turns out that you are not angry with me. It's great. I knew that the reason you didn't answer my call must be because the battery was dead. But how can you How about calling me Xiaoyan? It doesn’t matter if it’s big or small, you should call me brother!”

Lin's mother heard Lin Qian calling Xiaoyan, and thought it was Qin Yan's call, she was immediately enraptured, and gestured to him again and again, indicating that she wanted to talk to her.How dare Lin Qian, wouldn't she reveal her secrets as soon as she picked it up?He couldn't help thinking in his heart, how many immoral things he had to do in his previous life to make him so unlucky in this life, what he was afraid of, he had been avoiding this person for the whole vacation, but now he accidentally answered his call.

In order to prevent Mama Lin from hearing anything, Lin Qian decided to make a quick decision, "What, I've already given birth. It's a boy. That's great!"

Mother Lin saw that her son would not give it to her, so she wanted to grab his cell phone, but Yan Hang was still puzzled, and asked him: "What boy?" , How dare you?! You fucking gave birth to a child, just wait for me!"

Lin Qian: "..." What's the matter?Is Yan Hang saying that I already have a child?I do not know how!

Facing his mother who wanted to snatch his phone, and Yan Hang who was threatening him to wait over there, at this moment, Lin Qian's head was as big as a bucket, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense, so he said to the phone, "Okay, you are busy!" !” and hung up quickly.

Lin's mother immediately refused, "They said that I was going to talk to my future daughter-in-law, why did you hang up, you unfilial child."

Lin Qian is now full of lawsuits, and he doesn't understand why Yan Hang suddenly lost his temper and said that he has a child.Anyway, he couldn't find himself for a while, so he couldn't wait to look at the moment, his mother must not offend him.

Lin Qian hurriedly said: "Mom, my own mother, Qin Yan said that her sister-in-law just gave birth, and she only had time to call me. The whole family is so busy that they really don't have time to talk to you now." Contact mother-in-law and daughter-in-law! A reasonable mother-in-law like you must understand, right?"

Mama Lin was right when she thought about it, so she stopped talking and brought him some food with a smile, "Yes, my son is more thoughtful. Your mother is in menopause and almost caused you trouble. It's because you died, Otherwise, it will leave a bad impression on my wife."

Although Lin's mother said so, if Lin Qian really dared to follow her advice and buy her Jingxin Oral Liquid, Lin's father would definitely smoke him.

Lin Qian felt like a little eunuch serving Lafayette, flattering and flattering: "Mom, you are not in menopause, you just didn't expect it for a while today. You are as delicate as a peony flower now. Say you are eighteen Someone will definitely believe it. If you weren't my own mother, I would have appointed you to chase after me!"

Lin's mother laughed and scolded, "This bastard, even your mother's jokes." But even though she said that, the expression on her face was definitely very receptive to Lin Qian's praise, and she even gave Lin's father a wink. The meaning is obvious: look, your wife and I are still very attractive.

Lin's father is definitely a wife slave, and immediately showed Lin's mother that he had been fascinated by Lin's mother and thought he was very handsome, but Lin Qian and Lin Yuan called it a wretched expression.

Lin Qian and his younger brother were used to showing affection to the elders from time to time, they didn't even get goosebumps, and continued to eat calmly.

And Lin Qian finally figured out why Yan Hang suddenly got angry at this moment: Yan Hang thought he was the one he called Xiaoyan at first, but when he said that he had given birth to a boy, Yan Hang immediately realized that he had misunderstood, and this Xiaoyan was not the other. Xiao Yan, he should be calling Qin Yan.As for why Yan Hang thought that the child belonged to him and Qin Yan, it was beyond his comprehension.

Fuck, this is a big joke, it really feels like beeping the dog.While eating, Lin Qian thought about how to appease Yan Hang's explosive barrel.Thinking of him, Lin Qian suddenly wanted to die.

The author has something to say: It was agreed at noon that it must be updated today, but it ended up being a waste of time in the afternoon. I went shopping and wanted to buy a pair of trousers. When I saw a discount in the store, I bought a top. A few hundred yuan was gone.It was already 8 o'clock when I came back from eating hot pot at night.

Sitting in front of the computer and typing quickly, I finally created a chapter before 12 o'clock, uploaded it quickly, and then revised and revised it until 1 o'clock, so sleepy!

Fortunately, this chapter is considered thick and long, so I went to sleep contentedly!