Life is like a play, all depends on kissing skills

Gu Zheng grabbed the big dog by the back of its neck, lifted it up, pushed it up against him, face to face, and said solemnly: "This is Xia Lan, a guest, how dare you yell at him, pounce on him, bite him, I will stew you and make a hot pot! Use your skin to make a small cushion!"

Gu Zheng exudes the kind of ruthlessness, cruelty, and unreasonable troubles that suppress students.Xia Lan felt her back start to feel cold, and thought: Teacher Gu is Teacher Gu, his aura is universal regardless of species, and even vicious dogs can be suppressed.

The big dog stared at Gu Zheng with fierce and energetic big eyes, and it stopped barking as expected. Just when Xia Lan thought it was going to give in, cower, or even shed two tears, the big dog was completely unexpected and kept Seeing the dignity and spirit of the vicious dog, there was another earth-shattering shock, and he yelled at Gu Zheng, then showed his white teeth at Gu Zheng, and patted his neat suit jacket with another paw, Gu Zheng let him go, The big dog landed on the ground, and roared at Gu Zheng again, majestic, as if it was shouting: You dare to shovel me, what the hell is wrong with you? !

Xia Lan: "..."

Xia Lan: "...Okay, it's so fierce, you can't control it."

Gu Zheng was yelled at by his own dog in front of Xia Lan, a little embarrassed, and said helplessly: "It's so fierce, this is a bulldog, someone gave it to me, it shouldn't be so big, I accidentally fed it, it's dad It’s only as long as the mother adds up. This kind of dog’s IQ is one of the lowest among all kinds of dogs. You only know its name, and ‘eat’, and it takes up space when you go to the toilet, and you don’t know what to say to it. .”

Gu Zheng started kicking the dog again, with long legs like a hockey stick, and swept the dog towards the door: "Go in! Kevin, be obedient! Go in, I'll beat you!" Then he said to Xia Lan, "Don't be afraid, Don't touch it, it won't bite you, at most it will pounce twice to show its welcome, um... it's just a little too enthusiastic."

"Oh..." Xia Lan said, looking at Gu Zheng's originally spotless and expensive suit, which gradually turned into an expensive sticky wool suit, she couldn't help saying, "No wonder you change your clothes every day from the inside to the outside, in less than a month I can’t see the same one.” It turned out that it had to be sent to dry cleaning after wearing it for a day.

"Isn't it, it's all sweaters," Gu Zheng said, and looked back at him again, "Why are you staring at my clothes all day long, can you concentrate on studying?"

Xia Lan: "..." He wanted to slap himself a little bit, what are you doing with his mouth so fast.

Gu Zheng finally kicked the dog into the door, Xia Lan also came in, and closed the door behind him, and then met an elegant black cat on the table.This cat's temperament is very similar to Gu Zheng's. Its eyes are yellow-green, and its vertical pupils are thin and sharp. Except for its four paws that are white, as if wearing white gloves, the rest of its body is black and shiny. It looks like it is holding a pipe and wearing a hat. You can cosplay Sherlock Holmes.

"This is Xiaobai?" Xia Lan looked at the cat, her inexplicable aura was suppressed, "Isn't it black?"

"Look carefully," Gu Zheng kicked the dog to prevent Kevin from jumping around Xia Lan, while taking off his coat, "The paws are white, Xiaobai, Xiaobai's hands. Got it?"

"Oh..." Xia Lan responded, inexplicably feeling that it was very funny, so she started laughing, and couldn't stop laughing.

Kevin: "Wow woof woof!"

Gu Zheng: "Be honest!"

Kevin: "Wow, woof, woof!" to Xiaobai, "Wow, woof, woof!"

noob:"……"

Xiaobai let out a "meow", then jumped onto a tall cabinet in a reserved and elegant manner, and tucked himself into a black fur hat, revealing only a pair of sharp feline eyes, staring at Xia Lan as if examining him, and looked him up and down. .

Personal.

Gu Zheng didn't change his clothes, he was busy pouring food for cats and dogs and opening cans.Standing in the kitchen wearing a sticky fur suit, he quickly filled the cat bowls and dog bowls, and shouted: "Kevin, Xiaobai!"

Kevin danced around Xia Lan, ignoring Gu Zheng at all, and Xia Lan had to restrain her hands and feet, as if trapped in a barrier set by a dog.Xiaobai watched Kevin yelling and jumping at Xia Lan with interest, and moved his ears when he heard Gu Zheng's voice, but he didn't mean to move at all.

Gu Zheng had no choice but to raise his voice again: "It's time to eat!"

The moment Gu Zheng said "eat", the majestic Kaiwen made a majestic rocket, immediately dropped Xia Lan, rushed out with a whoosh, got into the kitchen, knocked Gu Zheng's leg away, and with a puff, Buried his face in the bowl of rice.

Eating madly eating madly eating madly eating madly eating madly, and wagging his tail wildly, he never shook his tail so happily when he saw Gu Zheng coming home.

Xia Lan: "..."

It really doesn't matter what the name is, it just knows how to eat.

Gu Zheng is such a temperamental person, raising a dog actually makes him look like a bird.Xia Lan said "hahahahahahaha" in her heart.

"Bai," Gu Zheng called the cat again, then looked at Xia Lan, pointed at him with a smile, "Don't think you are sullen, I can't see that you are smiling inside."

So Xia Lan stopped tense and let out a loud "hahahahaha!"

"Tsk," Gu Zheng pointed at him helplessly, and finished the task after feeding, and he was not so energetic anymore, his footsteps were a bit vain, and he helped the stairs to go up to the second floor, "I'm going to change clothes, you sit down for a while , sit on the chair over the dining table and don’t sit on the sofa, it’s all hair.”

"Mr. Gu, how much did you drink?"

"Not much," Gu Zheng went upstairs slowly, "I only drink one kind of drink and it's very good. Once I drink it, I will faint immediately. Hey, those stupid people, tsk..."

Gu Zheng entered the room, and Xia Lan stood in the living room, not knowing what to do.At this moment, Xiaobai nimbly jumped down from the cabinet, walked on a catwalk, swaying gracefully, turned his head to glance at Xia Lan as he passed by, then swayed softly, and rubbed Xia Lan's trouser legs with his beard.Then, it seemed that the rubbing was quite comfortable, from the beard to the tail, like running water, rubbed back and forth twice around Xia Lan's trouser legs.When he finally walked to the kitchen, he looked back at Xia Lan, almost looking back at Bai Meisheng, elegant, mysterious and charming, and he was playing hard to get, without turning his head, and walked away with catwalks.

Xia Lan stared blankly at Xiaobai, thinking: This is Teacher Gu's pet!He actually felt like being teased by a cat!

Kevin finished eating with a bang, and collapsed beside the rice bowl, panting like an old man, very satisfied, and didn't give up his seat when he saw Xiaobai coming.Standing one meter away from it, Xiao Bai saw that the stupid dog would not let him go, so he stretched out his paw and scratched its front paw.Kevin snorted in dissatisfaction, and didn't move, like the little white queen, slapped the dog on the face.

"Aww!" Kevin jumped up, as if he wanted to fight Xiaobai. Xiaobai looked at it calmly, licked his paws, walked lightly to his rice bowl, and ate very slowly.

Kevin's eyes were red, and he turned upstairs aggrievedly: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Gu Zheng didn't move for a long time, and Kevin didn't receive a response, so he turned to Xia Lan again, with tears in his eyes: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!"

Xia Lan: "..." Seeing that you look so fierce, is your heart so fragile?

Kevin ran over with tears in his eyes, and said "Wow, woof, woof!" to Xia Lan, then his eyes became redder, he sat down on the ground, and began to whine. The whine sound was like a wronged little milk dog. Wei'an's body is quite different and cute.

I'm still a puppy, please comfort me, stupid human!

Xia Lan remembered that Gu Zheng said not to touch the dog, but looking at it like this, it seemed that it needed comfort, so she carefully stretched out her hand, planning to run away immediately if the other party made an attacking posture.

Kevin's big eyes sparkled, he was wronged, he groaned... Xia Lan stretched his hands forward, and Kevin snorted again, lay down on the ground, turned over and stood up his four legs, exposing his belly, and wagging his tail happily , the eyes were a little expectant, and there were tears in the eyes, which made people think of a word...

So cute...

Xia Lan's whole body is going to be bad, what kind of food does Gu Zheng raise, what words do he think of? !Moreover, cats and dogs have such personalities, they are not allowed to become fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China!

The door of Gu Zheng's room was not closed tightly. At this moment, there was a sudden violent coughing sound, and it couldn't stop in a series, which seemed serious.Xia Lan touched Kevin twice, and quickly stood up: "Teacher Gu?"

Gu Zheng paused for a while, then coughed again.

Xia Lan immediately let go of the dog, went upstairs, and looked in at the door of Gu Zheng: "What's wrong?"

There should be a bathroom in the room, Gu Zheng seems to be retching.Xia Lan went straight into the room, and saw that the bathroom door was open, and Gu Zheng's clothes hadn't been changed, but fortunately he was still clean, maybe it was because his stomach was empty, but it was just uncomfortable.He was leaning against the pool, his face pale, and he seemed a little dizzy.

"I was in a hurry to go upstairs just now." Gu Zheng washed his face and wiped it lightly twice. There was a layer of water on his skin and a layer of water on his lips. He looked tired, "Please help me."

The author has something to say:

Gu Zheng: Teacher Gu is so weak...

Xia Lan was elated: I will take care of you!

Gu Zheng leaned on Xia Lansen, Xia Lan didn't dare to move

Gu Zheng: What's wrong?

Xia Lan: Your cat and dog are looking at me...

Kevin: woof woof woof (the shit shovel is going to sleep with a wild man!)

Xiaobai: meow meow (oh, heh)