Life is like a play, all depends on kissing skills

The next day, Xia Lan went to the Zhengcheng Theater Company to audition again, and she tried for five or six days straight.This audition completely turned into Xia Lan's acting. Gu Zheng picked the thorns, picked the thorns every day, picked the thorns every day, and finally told Xia Lan: Although your acting skills are still not very good, you can try this role.

Xia Lan had a very bad expression at the time, feeling quite irritable, but unable to attack.At the beginning, he still had a learning attitude, but later he felt that Gu Zheng was not teaching him, but was abusing him at all.

Previously, Xia Lan just looked at Gu Zheng from a distance, and had no communication with him. Now, when she communicated with him, she realized that Mr. Gu is so elegant, polite and indifferent. They are all the outer protective layer, and they are really acting under his hands. It is simply ruled by a tyrant.

On the eighth day, Saturday, the Zhengcheng Troupe had a performance in the evening, and there were many people in the early morning, rehearsing and so on.Xia Lan came to Gu Zheng's office with a bag on her back, and saw Teacher Gu sitting there early, pointing with ten fingers together, propping her chin, meditating against the light.If only a few days ago, Xia Lan would have been shocked by the beauty and dazed for a while, now that she knew the real face of this person, she would no longer feel charming at all, so she threw her bag on the sofa and sat down on the swivel chair opposite Gu Zheng: " Teacher Gu, when is the rehearsal?"

Generally speaking, in a drama, all the actors first review the script, design the stage, etc., then start plain rehearsal, rehearse the whole play, rehearse each scene, and then rehearse together, shoot continuously, rehearse, etc.Because Xia Lan has been confirmed as an actor, but Gu Zheng's acting skills are still not satisfactory. Mr. Gu, who pursues perfection, has to train him for a month before he can start working, and he will sign the contract at that time.

Gu Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Rehearsal? You think you can become a teacher, and now you are asked to go to the street to sing a song for others, you will be ashamed to death, and you still want to go on stage?"

Xia Lan was used to Gu Zheng's venomous tongue, so she nodded, "Then what do you think teacher should do?"

Gu Zheng: "Have you read the book I asked you to read?"

Xia Lan took out a few books: "I'm reading it." Then she said in her heart: I've read it a long time ago.Although he was not very serious when he was in school, he at least read through the books that should be read.

Gu Zheng seemed to see his slander, hooked the corners of his mouth, and said noncommittally: "Where is the movie I let you watch?"

"Looked."

Gu Zheng arranged for him a lot of books to read, Chinese and foreign literature, scripts, theories, etc. There is also a movie every day. Yesterday was the classic comedy "Grandmaid in Disguise".This is also the same as Gu Zheng leading the students to play "Pride and Prejudice". There are relatively few American-style comedies, and Gu Zheng also asked him to observe hard and remember as much as possible. He didn't understand what it meant, but Xia Lan did it anyway, and even watched the particularly dramatic episodes several times.

Then I felt that Jim Carrey played really well, and I didn't have much insight.

"Okay," Gu Zheng stood up and walked out, "Let's go to the dance classroom and teach you the first lesson today."

In the dance classroom, many people are rehearsing, reviewing the script, practicing body shape, practicing lines and so on.Gu Zheng stood at the door, not alarming anyone: "Do you still remember the scene where Jim Carrey played a weird guy in disguise who was surrounded by the police and then led a group of policemen to dance?"

Xia Lan suddenly had a very bad premonition.

Gu Zhengyi pointed to the overcrowded classroom: "Go in, do that dance for a while, and bring everyone up to dance."

Xia Lan looked at the serious actors in the classroom, and then at Gu Zheng, staring at her with a broken heart: "Mr. Gu, I don't remember what happened to that dance..." Of course I do, the classic scene is good Well, Jim Carrey twisted his buttocks at a group of policemen with a green face, it's too eye-catching, I can't forget it at all!

Gu Zheng ignored him, and said: "Dance while doing breathing training, as well as oral coordination training. When you jump to the climax, read to me the eight hundred pacesetters and go to the north slope. If you can't speak clearly and forcefully, don't stop. Just dance for a day." Right. Also, you are not allowed to talk to others, or you will dance for a day!"

Xia Lan still wanted to struggle, but was pushed into the crowd by Gu Zheng. A few actors who knew him greeted him, but Xia Lan didn't dare to speak. Drill into a seam.Gu Zheng stared at him with those beautiful and sharp Danfeng eyes, silently threatening: dance for a day.

Xia Lan was about to go crazy, and he didn't make a sound when others talked to him, so everyone felt strange and either surrounded him or looked at him.Xia Lan wanted to cry, but she remembered that Jim Carrey danced samba. What is the difference between samba and Latin dance?I seem to have learned a little bit, but why can't I remember... I only remember Jim Carrey's crazy ass twisting!

Suddenly a clear and pleasant male voice sounded outside: "Putyourhandsuporwewillopenfire!" The skill of this line is definitely Gu Zheng.Then, the brisk drum beat started, and a happy samba song "CubanPete" began to reverberate loudly.

In the music, Xia Lan yelled in despair, then put on a posture of raising her arms and twisting her hips, and shouted: "Hitit!"

Xia Lan started to dance wildly with the music in the crowd, she was a little embarrassed at first, she just kicked her legs, stretched her arms, walked with big strides like a flamingo, shaking her shoulders and twisting her waist, with a heroic look on her face.People around looked at him in shock, and spread out to make room for him.Xia Lan pouted her buttocks and twisted wildly in a direction where no one was around. Halfway through the twist, she found a baby-faced actress behind her. She looked at him in horror, and immediately wished she could die.

Taking advantage of everyone's attention focused on Xia Lan, Gu Zheng walked in and leaned against the wall with his arms folded, and when he met Xia Lan's eyes, he mouthed and said: Mouth coordination.

Xia Lan danced wildly, chacha, jazz, rumba, and Latin took turns, and gradually became completely shameless, and she became a little high for no reason, and said loudly: "Next section, mouth movement!" Then shook her shoulders and shouted: "Whispering!", twisting hips, shouting: "Hey!", then shaking shoulders: "Whispering!", twisting hips: "Hey!"

"Which! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

"Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope!"

A set of radio gymnastics!

"Artillery run north side by side!"

There will be no aerobics!

"The artillerymen are afraid of touching the pacesetters!"

Thanks for skipping the square dance!

"Pacesetters are afraid of touching artillery guns!"

If not, the society will shake!

Xia Lan frantically shakes the society: "Eight hundred pacesetters rush to the north slope!" Shaking shoulders, "Eight hundred artillery pieces on the north slope!" Twisting her hips, "The pacesetters are afraid of touching the artillery pieces!" crotch!

"Eighty hundred, marked the soldiers and ran to the north slope! Cannoned the soldiers and lined up and ran to the north side! Cannoned the soldiers, feared the marked soldiers, touched the marked soldiers! marked the soldiers, feared the touch Cannons, soldiers, cannons!"

"Hey!" Xia Lan gradually danced very vigorously, writhing in the crowd, like a drugged water snake, completely liberating her nature.The surrounding actors also danced, some people unconsciously started to twist, and a group of people started to shake their heads as if they were high.

Xia Lan shook her shoulders again: "Turn!", twisted her hips, "Hey!", shook her shoulders, "Turned!", twisted her hips, "Hey!"

Another piece of music played, and Gu Zheng came in at some point, and said loudly, "Let's tango! Here comes the 66-year-old Liu Laoliu!"

A boy threw himself into Xia Lan's arms, and the two of them held hands, and they started tangoing with each other.

"In Suzhou there is a 66 hutong entrance, so there lives a 66-year-old Liu Laoliu! There are 66 high-rise buildings in his house, and there are 66 baskets of sweet-scented osmanthus oil in that building!"

Someone shouted: "Teacher Gu is here too!"

Gu Zheng pulled away the boy who was dancing with Xia Lan, and held Xia Lan's hand himself, and the two of them stuck together, like a pirate ship in an amusement park, driving to the left, then to the right, wading along.

Gu Zheng said that the tongue twister sounds so nice: "The basket is covered with 66 bolts of green crepe, and the silk is embroidered with 66 big pompoms!"

Xia Lan: "The 66 sandalwood shafts are nailed downstairs, and 66 big green cattle are tied to the shafts!"

Other actors: "The 66 horse monkeys are squatting next to the cow!"

Xia Lan: "This Liu Laoliu, he sat at the door and gnawed the bull's head. These two dogs came from the south. The two dogs fought for the bones. They came across 66 high-rise buildings and spilled 66 baskets of sweet-scented osmanthus oil. !"

A group of people: "The 66 green crepes were oiled, the 66 big pompoms were dirty, the 66 sandalwood shafts were pulled down, the 66 big green cattle were frightened, and the 66 big horse monkeys were scared away!"

Xia Lan said loudly, "That's right. If a dog gnaws on an oil basket, it leaks oil. If a dog doesn't gnaw on an oil basket, it won't leak oil!" Then she was very excited, and added with a flushed face, "Hey!"

Gu Zheng smiled happily, and almost hugged Xia Lan. Xia Lan thought she was done, so she wanted to hug him and shout, but Gu Zheng pushed him away: "Go!" The people around laughed wildly.

Gu Zheng was still playing the music, stepped back in a particularly elegant spacewalk, and said rhythmically: "It's not over! Jim Carrey's imitation is not at all similar, so where did you see it if you pay attention to it? Make good memories and continue to give me Jump, or I will let you dance for three days in a row!"

Xia Lan almost wanted to cry, so she had no choice but to continue to jump vigorously, shaking her shoulders: "Yeah!", twisting her hips, "Hey!", shaking her shoulders, "Yeah!", twisting her hips, "Yeah!"

"It's almost a hundred and a hundred, and the soldiers rushed to the north slope...!"

Poor Xia Lan danced for three days in a row, the second day was the Indian dance in "Three Fools in Bollywood", and the third day was "Handsome, are you a dancer" to Leslie Cheung in "East and West"? So handsome" dance.What's even more frightening is that on the second day, in the courtyard of the Zhengzheng Theater, he danced to the sweeping grandpa and the aunt who mopped the floor. I don't want to mention it.

On the fourth day, Xia Lan came to the theater with a nervous breakdown. In order to facilitate dancing—in a self-defeating manner—he wore a black slim-fit short-sleeved pair and a pair of black slim-fit sports trousers, and took the elevator upstairs with Gu Zheng.

Gu Zheng was still wearing a suit, he didn't feel hot at all, and he was like a god, he didn't sweat at all.Standing with Gu Zheng, Xia Lan can't tell that she is so tall, and she is not as mature as him, and I don't know if she has danced too much, and her waist looks soft.Gu Zheng looked at his waist, and was quite satisfied: "Your figure is exactly like Cheng Feiran's. It's just a matter of two centimeters shorter. How tall are you?"

"1.8 meters."

"Well," Gu Zheng said, "I'm [-], so I have to wear a three-centimeter insole."

Xia Lan: "..." Teacher Gu, why don't you wear stilts?The best one is the one with two jets inside, which will directly send you to the sky as a shining satellite.

Gu Zheng raised his eyebrows, he was radiantly charming, but unfortunately he didn't speak well: "Why are you slandering me?"

Xia Lan stared at him with wide eyes: My God, you know what I think?

Gu Zheng put one hand on Xia Lan's shoulder and turned to face him. Suddenly, Xia Lan felt a huge oppressive force. Facing Gu Zheng's smile that looked like a belly full of water, she felt like a smile on her shoulder. It's crushing a Mount Tai.

"Teacher Gu..."

"Danced at the door yesterday, right?" Gu Zheng smiled, "Go to the central square today, three dances in three days, plus oral coordination training, two tongue twisters," he nodded his chin, "Oh, And you have to imitate monkeys, penguins, pugs... Note that it's a pug dog, the one with a particularly innocent and pitiful expression, it can't be another dog, and..."

Xia Lan wanted to cry so much, when the elevator arrived, she pushed it down again, with a bitter face all the time.

Gu Zheng watched him while pinching his chin, nodded and smiled: "It really looks like Pug."

Xia Lan grinned at Gu Zheng, and bit him fiercely. Gu Zheng smiled, stretched out his hand to pick his chin, and then patted his head: "Be good, be good."

"..." Xia Lan lost her temper after being rubbed, got into Gu Zheng's car, and went to the central square with him to embarrass herself.

So, in the next three days, Xia Lan went crazy again in various squares. Someone recorded the video and posted it on the Internet, which caused a wave of reposts. Fortunately, the police were not attracted, so Gu Zheng allowed him to be more handsome on the last day. Picked a few nice dances and sang a few nice songs.Xia Lan felt that her skin was so thick that she could circle the earth three times, and that after passing this hurdle, she would not be afraid to let him run naked in public.

However, the most irritating thing was that Gu Zheng gave Xia Lan a gift box after the insane class at this stage.Xia Lan thought it was a gift at first, and was very flattered, but when she opened it, she found it was a hat, and she was even more flattered, and she was about to cry immediately, Gu Zheng motioned him to try it on, Xia Lan happily picked up the hat, and said "wow" , a pile of coins and one dollar poured out, covering the bottom of the box.

Gu Zheng patted him on the shoulder: "This is your income for the past few days, and you can have a meal."

Xia Lan: "..."

He was ashamed there, but Gu Zheng was collecting money beside him? !When, why didn't he find out?

Forget it, at least I paid back the money for performing arts.Xia Lan comforted herself.

Gu Zheng said: "Okay, I have earned money, now take the money I earned, and treat me to your dear teacher for dinner."

Xia Lan: "..."

Nima, so it is enough for a meal, is it enough for me to treat you to a meal? !

Xia Lan was so angry that she was panting like a cow, and after panting, she took Gu Zheng out to eat something good, no matter how hateful it was, she was indeed a dear teacher!Although it was embarrassing, he was no longer afraid of how many audiences there were in the audience!

Fortunately, Gu Zheng is still a person, he didn't let him take 20 yuan to treat himself to delicacies from mountains and seas, so he went to a home-cooked restaurant to have a meal, and only made Xia Lan pay less than 100 yuan.

When paying the bill, Xia Lan looked at her pitiful wallet and sighed, Gu Zheng drifted leisurely behind him, smiling: "You have been eating boxed lunches from the crew these days, and a box costs ten yuan, don't count it , the income and expenditure are quite balanced."

Xia Lan hurriedly said: "I don't care about money, I don't have much money." Although he didn't have much money, he still showed his loyalty, "Mr. Gu, even if you want to eat sea cucumber and abalone, I will buy it."

Gu Zheng stopped in his tracks, stared at him for a while, suddenly he had the aura of an idol drama male protagonist, his eyes could definitely be marked with the word "affectionate" in an idol drama.Originally, the two handsome guys had attracted much attention, but now they looked at each other, and everyone around them looked over.

"Good boy," Gu Zheng patted Xia Lan's shoulder again, then hooked his neck and said happily, "Let's go, let's have another meal of sea cucumber and abalone."

Xia Lan was shocked: "Can you still eat?"

"Reluctant?"

"No..." Xia Lan burst into tears, slapping her swollen face to pretend to be fat.

Gu Zheng: "Good boy!"

Well, of course I didn't eat it in the end.

In the evening, Xia Lan returned to the rented house, lying on the bed, thinking about the past few days.Gu Zheng taught him not to be stage fright, and taught him the method of observation. Although the method makes people want to explode in place, but think about it carefully, Gu Zheng's sharpness in seeing people and things, his habit of analyzing problems, etc., are very admirable, and it really makes him Xia Lan learned a lot.Moreover, Gu Zheng's personality is not as cold as he saw at the beginning, and he can make jokes, but he is actually quite down-to-earth.Capable and high in emotional intelligence, no wonder he is very popular with people even though he is not very warm to others.

Xia Lan hugged the quilt and couldn't help laughing. When she realized that she was laughing, she was startled and quickly pulled the corners of her mouth off.

Yaoshou, I'm going to become Shaking M!

In the blink of an eye, it was the weekend again. Gu Zheng usually has various jobs, and Xia Lan also has some work from time to time. The time they can spend together is no more than one hour a day, and the weekend can be extended a little.

On this day, there were many people in the dance classroom again. Gu Zheng brought Xia Lan in and said, "Come on, you can play a 'happy' show of joy, anger, sorrow, love, thought and shock for everyone."

Traditional Chinese medicine says the seven emotions are happiness, anger, worry, thought, sorrow, and fear. "Book of Rites·Li Yun" says the seven emotions are joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil desire, and it seems that Gu Zheng combined them.

Xia Lan is a little nervous again, it's different from dancing, dancing is just embarrassing, she feels stupid, but acting, and acting in front of many good actors, there is also "would others think that my acting skills are poor?" , the fear of "whether the acting is not good enough to be seen".

"Act whatever you want, it's okay," Gu Zheng said, sitting on a chair in the corner, crossing his legs, his figure is so straight and good-looking that he can go to a pictorial photo, "You can use any method you have learned to act, any scene It's all right, relax."

Well, experience school, method school, expression school...or liberate nature.If it's just "happy", the most direct way is to start with the experience group.

As Xia Lan thought about it, she began to "happy" in various ways, such as giggling, being happy eating delicious food, being happy seeing someone she likes, being happy making money, and so on.Some people around were doing their own things, and some people were watching him. Xia Lan was still nervous at first, but because Gu Zheng said, "Come and relax", the tension disappeared inexplicably.

So Xia Lan giggled, jumped, and danced for an hour or two, exhausted into an idiot.

What's even more tragic is that there will be "anger, sorrow, fear of love and fear" in the next few days. In the next few days, Xia Lan was either angry like a neuropath, or mourned like a neuropath, or feared like a neuropath.Gu Zheng asked him to perform in various ways, and he would also give demonstrations. Xia Lan was shocked by his acting skills every day, and then felt that she was really small.

Xia Lanxi's acting is good, anger and sorrow are okay, fear is average, love is even more average.

Xia Lan was very distressed, and Gu Zheng asked: "Have you never loved anyone? What about your parents, girlfriend? Food is fine for things you like."

Xia Lan once had a girlfriend. When she was still in high school, she seemed to like it very much. After so many years, she can't remember much, so she had to start acting out family love, but it never got the point.

"I didn't choose you in the first audition because you couldn't handle the performance of admiring Mo Chenling properly. It seems that you are really not good at it." Gu Zheng had no choice but to take off his coat and came over and sat opposite him. Difficult, everyone will be happy, angry, sad and fearful, but there may not be a person who truly loves each other in a lifetime, let me set an example, you can feel it."

"Oh." Xia Lan stared at Gu Zheng.

Gu Zheng's eyes were beautifully shaped, and he also stared at Xia Lan. Xia Lan's heart skipped a beat, she suddenly felt a little flustered, and became nervous for no reason.