Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

"Tick, tick-"

It sounds like water droplets dripping, but it is actually the sound of fat dripping slowly after being roasted.In the incinerator, in the rectangular passageway where the corpse should have been pushed, a thick and long iron rod unceremoniously runs through the center from the beginning to the end. superior.

He seemed to have been evenly baked by the flames, his face was burnt and blurred, and he couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman, but the fat on his body, especially the belly that had been cut off a little, was roasted and glistening.It's a bit like a barbecue skewer, but this scene is much scarier than going out shopping at night when you are hungry.

Su Xiyan retched several times before suppressing the feeling of wanting to vomit.He can also be regarded as well-informed. He has seen a lot of various corpse ghosts, but it is the first time he has seen such a disgusting one.

Smelling the strange smell of burnt aroma mixed with rancidity, Su Xiyan felt that he probably didn't want to eat barbecue for a long time.

Cui Zhao got the corpse out, he had already been baked into this appearance, and he was not capable of deceiving the corpse.Simply treat the deceased a little better, move him out and put him outside, and when he goes out, he will be burned to ashes again, and if he goes down to get more paper money, it will be regarded as that he has gone through one more procedure before turning into ashes.

It took a lot of effort to drag such a fat corpse out of the incinerator. When Cui Zhao dragged him out, he realized that someone had put a row of charcoal fire in the incinerator.If you add some seasoning, this is really a real roast.

Su Xiyan walked to the side of several incinerators, took off his talisman papers, and when he was about to get them out, Cui Zhao took his hand and pulled him aside.

"I'll come, you just watch from the side."

The closer he was to the corpses, the stronger the strange smell. Cui Zhao rubbed himself all over and was reluctant to hug Su Xiyan, so how could he let him approach these corpses again.

Su Xiyan didn't force it either, he stood at the seat behind Cui Zhao and looked in, the color of the charcoal fire in the incinerator inside became brighter as he went in, and the heat from the incinerator became more obvious.

Su Xiyan had a tissue ball stuffed in her nose, and her voice was vague as if she had something in her mouth.

"Cui Zhao, why do I see that there seems to be something missing in the innermost incinerator?"

"What's missing?"

Cui Zhao put the corpse in his hand away first, and then turned around to pull the corpse from the fourth incinerator.When the iron rod turned slightly, the corpse inside turned around with a swipe of the ground, turning its head down and its back up.

Cui Zhao's eyes wandered around the corpse, and he knew what Su Xiyan meant when he said something was missing.The skin of the corpse was fair, but his right arm was obviously darker. When the iron rod was turned, that arm fell limply, revealing a section of the wire hooked around the wrist.

His arm turned out to be cut off and replaced with a fat and thin one, because it was slightly discolored by the flames, so Cui Zhao couldn't tell it for a while.

"It's hard to add another one later, do they really think that they are roasting the whole person?"

Cui Zhao was a little surprised. He dragged the corpse out and looked at it carefully, confirming that his arm was indeed fitted at the back.Because judging from his rounded elbow, in front of him should be a disabled person missing an arm.

"It's more than that," Su Xiyan added, "The four corpses look very fat, basically they are more than the ones that ordinary people remind." No wonder they rubbed so many corpses when they squeezed over from the freezer. Oil, one corpse cannot be scraped off so much, a few more corpses would be enough.

People or ghosts who bake corpses seem to have high requirements for raw materials, and they must be fat and complete.

It is not easy to find so many extremely obese corpses in funeral homes who have not died of accidents.Especially when the number of freezers here is no more than 200 at most, which means that the storage capacity of corpses will not exceed [-].

"And he has been carefully controlling the heat. None of the four corpses were burnt. The barbecue technique is simply better than the newly opened barbecue restaurant downstairs. Cui Zhao, what do you know about this kind of barbecue?" Sacrifice?"

"I haven't seen anything similar," Cui Zhao shook his head. "If it's about sacrifices, it needs to have a unique sacrifice method and formation. You can't just place two sacrifices casually. And those things are generally easy to eat raw, they don't Love this baked delicacy.”

"Yan Yan," Cui Zhao hesitated, "Can you forget about the barbecue? I wanted to take you to a barbecue at night."

Cui Zhao's eyes are very sincere. That barbecue restaurant is an online celebrity restaurant, and he grabbed the number last night and waited until today.In the past few days, Su Xiyan was recovering from his injuries. The doctor told him to stop being greasy, sour and spicy. Cui Zhao ate with Su Xiyan automatically, and finally wanted to eat meat...

Su Xiyan thought of how Cui Zhao silently counted the queuing list while looking at his mobile phone yesterday, and couldn't help but join in the fun.He deliberately pretended to be depressed with a loss of appetite, and looked at the corpse and sighed.

"Oh, I don't want to, but now I feel like throwing up when I think of meat. How about we order a full vegetarian set meal and eat for two days to cleanse the stomach."

Cui Zhao: ...

The carnivore showed a look of lovelessness.

Su Xiyan held back her laughter and was about to explain clearly when an angry voice suddenly came from her ear.

"Impossible, the human meat I roast is so delicious, how could you throw up when you see it!"

Su Xiyan turned her head, and a chubby head wearing a chef's hat came out of the wall.It was a short, fat, middle-aged man with a huge beer belly, wearing a greasy head chef, and holding a shiny kitchen knife in his hand.

He glared at Su Xiyan viciously: "It's you who said that my roasted human meat is not tasty?!"

Su Xiyan glanced at his looming legs, without changing his face: "Of course, human flesh full of oil is not good to look at. Roast suckling pigs must be tender, fat and thin. Even if you roast this one as a gift to others, it will be delicious. No one will want to eat it."

"You!" The chef ghost gritted his teeth, his expression resentful, obviously he was extremely displeased that someone underestimated his cooking skills. "You haven't even tasted it, how do you know that what I make is not delicious?"

"That's not nonsense," Su Xiyan snorted softly, with the same contemptuous look on his face as Cui Zhao. "Cooking pays attention to both color and fragrance. Just looking at the color and fragrance of you has already made me not want to move my mouth."

The chef ghost was furious, and he had already lifted the kitchen knife in his hand, but when Su Xiyan was about to let go of the soul lock around his waist, he suddenly let go.As if he had discovered something, he looked Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao up and down with a strange expression, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"There is a banquet here today, Fat Master, I am in a good mood, I will give you two boys a chance to sit down and have a meal, do you dare?"

banquet?Is it the same hallucination mode as the bar I just saw downstairs?

After thinking about it, Su Xiyan nodded arrogantly.

"Eat it and eat it. I'll see what you can make, my lord."

"Success, they are bolder than that group of people just now." The chef ghost looked at them and laughed, stretched out his hand, pointed at the wall and said, "You two, please."

Su Xiyan's eyes turned around on the opposite wall, and she faintly saw that there was a thin crack about one meter on the ground that was radiating Yin Qi, and she knew in her heart that those ghosts must have done something here.Don't show any timidity, just step in as soon as you move your footsteps.

Just as he was about to step into the wall, Cui Zhao suddenly squeezed up from behind.

"I'll go first."

He said indifferently, his eyes turned around on the chef ghost, stared at him for a few times in a panic before turning around, and stepped into the wall.Su Xiyan followed behind him, and saw him reach out quietly, and bounced a round object into the crack of the wall.That thing was gray, only the size of a fingernail, and it couldn't be seen when it fell off. It was very inconspicuous.

Su Xiyan's eyes drifted calmly, and then she stepped into the wall, feeling like stepping into a soft cotton candy, and went in with a bang.

In the next second, his gaze changed, and a high-pitched cry suddenly sounded from his ears.

"Honey, you died so badly!"