Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government
Chapter 135 The Weird Funeral Parlor 10
The sound transmission through pipes is of course a bluff, and it is not how the speakers can transmit the sound so far.What's more, it's still a corpse!
It's not normal for corpses to laugh out loud.
Su Xiyan took the policemen who were in a trance out of the door, and asked them to take the unconscious ones away as well.The police are all here, and the ambulance should be here soon. They were unconscious because of evil spirits entering their bodies and being frozen in the freezer.With Cui Zhao's input of monster power to protect their heart veins, it should be no big deal after staying in the hospital for a few days.
As for Cui Zhao...
He went inside to teach the disobedient monster a lesson.
According to what he said, he has never seen such a thick-skinned corpse, and he has beaten him all over and doesn't have a long memory. Give him a little time, and he will definitely explain everything honestly!
Su Xiyan didn't remind him, he looked angrily like a cruel official going to lynch, he walked out of the room slowly, touching his waist.
As I said before, Cui Zhao's little tail came out and couldn't be retracted for the time being, so it was coiled around Su Xiyan's waist all the time, almost like pinning it to his waistband, for fear of losing it again when he turned his head.Later the police came, in order not to frighten those mortals, he temporarily concealed his tail.
Su Xiyan was reluctant to part with the big fluffy belt, and he was also reluctant to part with the injuries on Su Xiyan's body, so he simply took off his tail temporarily and put it away from Su Xiyan's body.
This operation is a bit annoying.
When Su Xiyan first saw it, she was shocked and wanted to ask for a long-term plush belt.Cui Zhao ruthlessly dismissed it. This is just a technique he practiced many years ago. Only monsters who can cut their tails to survive can use it. It can be regarded as a way to save life at critical moments.
Later, he became powerful, and few people could beat him so that he could throw his tail and escape for his life, so this technique was put on hold.I didn't expect to use it again now because I was afraid that something would happen to Su Xiyan.
Cui Zhao didn't feel at all that he was overqualified, instead he repeatedly told Su Xiyan to sit on the chair outside the door, don't touch the wound, and go to the hospital with the ambulance later to see if he has a concussion.
The gentle demonic power turned into a stream of heat, warmly penetrated into his skin, and slowly massaged up from the waist like a big hand.Su Xiyan nestled comfortably on the chair and almost fell asleep. When Bai Yueying arrived, she saw him move a stool and sit in the sun, squinting his eyes and looking lazy and comfortable.
"Brother Su."
Bai Yueying ran upstairs, put her mahogany sword back on her back, a bright smile appeared on her pretty face.
"Brother Su, you guys took over this mission."
"Well, come out for a walk when you're bored at home."
Su Xiyan had a good impression of her, so she moved another chair over, and the two chatted while basking in the sun at the window of the funeral parlor.
"Why did you come here? Aren't you going to stay over there to help?"
The area covered by the mass grave is too large, and there is a Hanbai eating and evolving underneath. A group of people are working there day and night, going out to check during the day, and keeping vigil for the Hanbai at night, not daring to leave.It was really surprising that Bai Yueying could come here.
"It's not Xu Yuejie." As soon as this was mentioned, Bai Yueying suddenly complained, "He insisted that my strength is low, and staying there would not be of much help, so he just got me out to take the task."
"Recently, abnormal incidents have occurred more frequently. Those who found out that there was a ghost in the house, were crushed by ghosts, and too unlucky small tasks squeezed into a pile. I have been dragged around in a circle."
She rattled off a bunch of strange people she met, and finally took out a small jade bottle from her pocket, saying that it was an ointment that could heal wounds and had a miraculous effect on repairing scars.Su Xiyan considers himself a manly man, and it doesn't matter if he has some scars on his body, but Cui Zhao doesn't know why he cares about it, so he made a bunch of ointments to apply to him every day.Now Bai Yueying is also here to give this...
Su Xiyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but also reluctantly accepted it.Anyway, it was the kindness of the little girl. After he was injured, Longhushan, Yushouzong, and even the Quanzhen Sect sent pills over. Now they don't have much else, and the ointment for trauma is simply bagged.
He was worried about whether it would expire if he didn't use it up, but when he turned around, he got another wound all over his body. It seems that he will have to eat more tonic soup for a while when he goes back.
No matter how delicious the soup and vegetarian dishes are, they will feel bland and tasteless after eating too much. In less than a week, Su Xiyan felt that she missed those spicy and delicious dishes.
In the golden autumn season, it is a good time to eat crabs.
Thinking of a nearby restaurant, the chef's specialty spicy crab, Su Xiyan felt her saliva secreting.When he was thinking about the delicious food, Bai Yueying couldn't help but neglected Bai Yueying, but she didn't care, she found that the person who was listening was distracted while talking, so she simply opened the window and poked her head to communicate with the police.
Cui Zhao and the others have already completed half of this task, and now they are finishing the work.Bai Yueying distributed talisman papers to every fully armed soldier, telling them to be careful when searching, if there is anything they don't understand, they can ask her.
After Su Xiyan watched her finish explaining in an orderly manner, she immediately rushed back to sit next to him like a little rabbit, and asked him with a smile what he was thinking just now.
"Chili, I want something spicy."
Su Xiyan replied sincerely, but there was a feeling of vicissitudes flowing slowly in her heart.When he met Bai Yueying and the others, it happened to be when he had just joined the job.
At that time, everyone was still a rookie.One side is the newly recruited rookie employees, and the other side is the rookie disciples who have watched many tasks with the masters and brothers but still participate in large-scale tasks alone.
Once upon a time, he had become a mature ghost messenger who could put a ghost in his pocket without changing his expression. On the other hand, they had also become mature disciples who could support a task alone.
Time passes, he changes, they change too.
"I want to eat too!" Bai Yueying didn't know that Su Xiyan was surprised at her growth, she just clutched her stomach bitterly and complained to others about her current craving.
She really wants to eat chili!Still want to eat ice cream!
People who don't like spicy food are so desperate. Grandpa Ken's new black cheese cone is not good. She is still a baby, and she still needs adequate nutrition to ensure her development!Auntie is so annoying!
Bai Yueying cried and clutched her aching belly, and was shocked to find that Su Xiyan's movements were similar to hers now?
Could it be him too? ...
But isn't Brother Su a man?
Bai Yueying swallowed quietly, her eyes slid along Su Xiyan's face to her neck, where it was slightly raised, and there was an inconspicuous Adam's apple.Under the sun, Su Xiyan's skin was so white that it reflected the light. His head was bandaged, and his face seemed to be pale because of injuries. His black eyes had a gentle brilliance, and his facial features were exquisite and beautiful. Although he had a male sharp outline, but now Magic makeup is not impossible to do this.
In addition, those people with holes in their brains will always research all kinds of talisman papers with magical effects, what if there is a woman who can disguise herself as a man?
Or, Su Xiyan is a puppeteer. As a puppeteer, it shouldn't be a problem to make a realistic mask for himself, right?
The more Bai Yueying thought about it, the more shocked she became. She quietly moved closer to Su Xiyan, raised her nose slightly, and unsurprisingly smelled a faint smell of blood.It was the smell left by the wound on his body. The wound on his head was opened a little bit, so it is still slightly oozing blood.
Su Xiyan knew the reason, but Bai Yueying didn't. She had already preconceived a certain terrible possibility in front of her, and she gave Su Xiyan a few stories of strength and forbearance.
Su Xiyan:? ? ?
"You don't look very pretty, what's the matter?" Why did you look at him with that surprised look?
"I'm fine." Bai Yueying looked at Su Xiyan's waist worriedly, "Brother Su, does your stomach hurt?"
"It hurts," Su Xiyan nodded honestly. He just fell hard, and there was still a faint pain from the tailbone to the back.But in front of a little girl, I can't say that my tailbone hurts, just treat it as my stomach hurt.
Bai Yueying swallowed dryly again, looking at Su Xiyan with eyes full of pity.
"It's okay, it'll be fine after a few days. You can go back and soak some brown sugar water to drink. If you want brown sugar made with ancient recipes, don't buy it casually. That kind of brown sugar is useless. Oh, I seem to have brought it this time. Wait till I get you a can."
brown sugar?Blood?
Su Xiyan thought of the way he had shed a cup full of blood just now, and felt that he really needed to replenish his blood, so he nodded and agreed. "Do you want to add some red dates when soaking? I remember that the dates I bought a while ago are coming soon. Would you like to try some?"
The jujubes were ordered by Cui Zhao from the monsters in Xinjiang. They are red, big, and sweet, and there is a bit of aura because of the special planting method.It can be regarded as a relatively rare spiritual object in the current sect. Su Xiyan said it with the mentality of sharing it with friends. Unexpectedly, Bai Yueying's eyes became more sympathetic after saying this sentence.
"You don't need to add red dates. You can eat red dates alone or make sweet soup. When making brown sugar water, remember to put some ginger in it. Drinking it will make your stomach feel better."
"...En." Why does this dialogue seem to be getting more and more strange?
Su Xiyan felt a little flustered, but since his parents died, he was obsessed with reading and making money, so he really didn't know much about creatures like girls.He vaguely knew that girls like to drink brown sugar water, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't keep up with Bai Yueying's crazy breakthrough...
So he was stuffed with two warm baby stickers with a blank face, saying that it would be comfortable to stick on his stomach.new?Warm baby stickers also have analgesic effect?
Cui Zhao opened the door and came out, just in time to see that girl Bai Yueying circling around Su Xiyan, her way of booing and inquiring was really eye-catching.With a cold snort in his heart, he stuck his face directly between them and separated them.
"Pry your mouth open, you can take notes, call someone."
A well-informed comrade from the police downstairs was pulled up with a notebook, and the other three moved chairs over to help with the questioning. Basically, it was Cui Zhao and Su Xiyan who were asking questions, and Bai Yueying was eating melons and watching the show.
Because Su Xiyan would be a good girlfriend by default, she moved a chair to sit beside him without hesitation, and even unscrewed the water she poured into the thermos before leaving and asked him if he wanted to drink it.
"Goji berry and jujube water is still warm. I haven't touched it before. Would you like to take a few sips slowly?"
"No need, I'm fine now." Su Xiyan was a little puzzled, but she still rejected her gently.
Cui Zhao watched Su Xiyan being courted by the side, and stabbed Bai Yueying with a knife.Originally, the impression that she was more sensible had been wiped out long ago, and he crossed her in his heart angrily, wishing to take her away to a far away place, but due to Su Xiyan's failure to implement this idea.
Seeing the way Su Xiyan talked gently with this little girl, he probably had a good impression. It would be bad if he got angry when he did something.Cui Zhao held his breath, and happened to see the two warm baby stickers in Cui Zhao's hand.
"What is this, show me?"
"Ugh!"
Su Xiyan couldn't stop it, Cui Zhao accidentally broke one of them, he apologized to Bai Yueying helplessly.
It's not normal for corpses to laugh out loud.
Su Xiyan took the policemen who were in a trance out of the door, and asked them to take the unconscious ones away as well.The police are all here, and the ambulance should be here soon. They were unconscious because of evil spirits entering their bodies and being frozen in the freezer.With Cui Zhao's input of monster power to protect their heart veins, it should be no big deal after staying in the hospital for a few days.
As for Cui Zhao...
He went inside to teach the disobedient monster a lesson.
According to what he said, he has never seen such a thick-skinned corpse, and he has beaten him all over and doesn't have a long memory. Give him a little time, and he will definitely explain everything honestly!
Su Xiyan didn't remind him, he looked angrily like a cruel official going to lynch, he walked out of the room slowly, touching his waist.
As I said before, Cui Zhao's little tail came out and couldn't be retracted for the time being, so it was coiled around Su Xiyan's waist all the time, almost like pinning it to his waistband, for fear of losing it again when he turned his head.Later the police came, in order not to frighten those mortals, he temporarily concealed his tail.
Su Xiyan was reluctant to part with the big fluffy belt, and he was also reluctant to part with the injuries on Su Xiyan's body, so he simply took off his tail temporarily and put it away from Su Xiyan's body.
This operation is a bit annoying.
When Su Xiyan first saw it, she was shocked and wanted to ask for a long-term plush belt.Cui Zhao ruthlessly dismissed it. This is just a technique he practiced many years ago. Only monsters who can cut their tails to survive can use it. It can be regarded as a way to save life at critical moments.
Later, he became powerful, and few people could beat him so that he could throw his tail and escape for his life, so this technique was put on hold.I didn't expect to use it again now because I was afraid that something would happen to Su Xiyan.
Cui Zhao didn't feel at all that he was overqualified, instead he repeatedly told Su Xiyan to sit on the chair outside the door, don't touch the wound, and go to the hospital with the ambulance later to see if he has a concussion.
The gentle demonic power turned into a stream of heat, warmly penetrated into his skin, and slowly massaged up from the waist like a big hand.Su Xiyan nestled comfortably on the chair and almost fell asleep. When Bai Yueying arrived, she saw him move a stool and sit in the sun, squinting his eyes and looking lazy and comfortable.
"Brother Su."
Bai Yueying ran upstairs, put her mahogany sword back on her back, a bright smile appeared on her pretty face.
"Brother Su, you guys took over this mission."
"Well, come out for a walk when you're bored at home."
Su Xiyan had a good impression of her, so she moved another chair over, and the two chatted while basking in the sun at the window of the funeral parlor.
"Why did you come here? Aren't you going to stay over there to help?"
The area covered by the mass grave is too large, and there is a Hanbai eating and evolving underneath. A group of people are working there day and night, going out to check during the day, and keeping vigil for the Hanbai at night, not daring to leave.It was really surprising that Bai Yueying could come here.
"It's not Xu Yuejie." As soon as this was mentioned, Bai Yueying suddenly complained, "He insisted that my strength is low, and staying there would not be of much help, so he just got me out to take the task."
"Recently, abnormal incidents have occurred more frequently. Those who found out that there was a ghost in the house, were crushed by ghosts, and too unlucky small tasks squeezed into a pile. I have been dragged around in a circle."
She rattled off a bunch of strange people she met, and finally took out a small jade bottle from her pocket, saying that it was an ointment that could heal wounds and had a miraculous effect on repairing scars.Su Xiyan considers himself a manly man, and it doesn't matter if he has some scars on his body, but Cui Zhao doesn't know why he cares about it, so he made a bunch of ointments to apply to him every day.Now Bai Yueying is also here to give this...
Su Xiyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but also reluctantly accepted it.Anyway, it was the kindness of the little girl. After he was injured, Longhushan, Yushouzong, and even the Quanzhen Sect sent pills over. Now they don't have much else, and the ointment for trauma is simply bagged.
He was worried about whether it would expire if he didn't use it up, but when he turned around, he got another wound all over his body. It seems that he will have to eat more tonic soup for a while when he goes back.
No matter how delicious the soup and vegetarian dishes are, they will feel bland and tasteless after eating too much. In less than a week, Su Xiyan felt that she missed those spicy and delicious dishes.
In the golden autumn season, it is a good time to eat crabs.
Thinking of a nearby restaurant, the chef's specialty spicy crab, Su Xiyan felt her saliva secreting.When he was thinking about the delicious food, Bai Yueying couldn't help but neglected Bai Yueying, but she didn't care, she found that the person who was listening was distracted while talking, so she simply opened the window and poked her head to communicate with the police.
Cui Zhao and the others have already completed half of this task, and now they are finishing the work.Bai Yueying distributed talisman papers to every fully armed soldier, telling them to be careful when searching, if there is anything they don't understand, they can ask her.
After Su Xiyan watched her finish explaining in an orderly manner, she immediately rushed back to sit next to him like a little rabbit, and asked him with a smile what he was thinking just now.
"Chili, I want something spicy."
Su Xiyan replied sincerely, but there was a feeling of vicissitudes flowing slowly in her heart.When he met Bai Yueying and the others, it happened to be when he had just joined the job.
At that time, everyone was still a rookie.One side is the newly recruited rookie employees, and the other side is the rookie disciples who have watched many tasks with the masters and brothers but still participate in large-scale tasks alone.
Once upon a time, he had become a mature ghost messenger who could put a ghost in his pocket without changing his expression. On the other hand, they had also become mature disciples who could support a task alone.
Time passes, he changes, they change too.
"I want to eat too!" Bai Yueying didn't know that Su Xiyan was surprised at her growth, she just clutched her stomach bitterly and complained to others about her current craving.
She really wants to eat chili!Still want to eat ice cream!
People who don't like spicy food are so desperate. Grandpa Ken's new black cheese cone is not good. She is still a baby, and she still needs adequate nutrition to ensure her development!Auntie is so annoying!
Bai Yueying cried and clutched her aching belly, and was shocked to find that Su Xiyan's movements were similar to hers now?
Could it be him too? ...
But isn't Brother Su a man?
Bai Yueying swallowed quietly, her eyes slid along Su Xiyan's face to her neck, where it was slightly raised, and there was an inconspicuous Adam's apple.Under the sun, Su Xiyan's skin was so white that it reflected the light. His head was bandaged, and his face seemed to be pale because of injuries. His black eyes had a gentle brilliance, and his facial features were exquisite and beautiful. Although he had a male sharp outline, but now Magic makeup is not impossible to do this.
In addition, those people with holes in their brains will always research all kinds of talisman papers with magical effects, what if there is a woman who can disguise herself as a man?
Or, Su Xiyan is a puppeteer. As a puppeteer, it shouldn't be a problem to make a realistic mask for himself, right?
The more Bai Yueying thought about it, the more shocked she became. She quietly moved closer to Su Xiyan, raised her nose slightly, and unsurprisingly smelled a faint smell of blood.It was the smell left by the wound on his body. The wound on his head was opened a little bit, so it is still slightly oozing blood.
Su Xiyan knew the reason, but Bai Yueying didn't. She had already preconceived a certain terrible possibility in front of her, and she gave Su Xiyan a few stories of strength and forbearance.
Su Xiyan:? ? ?
"You don't look very pretty, what's the matter?" Why did you look at him with that surprised look?
"I'm fine." Bai Yueying looked at Su Xiyan's waist worriedly, "Brother Su, does your stomach hurt?"
"It hurts," Su Xiyan nodded honestly. He just fell hard, and there was still a faint pain from the tailbone to the back.But in front of a little girl, I can't say that my tailbone hurts, just treat it as my stomach hurt.
Bai Yueying swallowed dryly again, looking at Su Xiyan with eyes full of pity.
"It's okay, it'll be fine after a few days. You can go back and soak some brown sugar water to drink. If you want brown sugar made with ancient recipes, don't buy it casually. That kind of brown sugar is useless. Oh, I seem to have brought it this time. Wait till I get you a can."
brown sugar?Blood?
Su Xiyan thought of the way he had shed a cup full of blood just now, and felt that he really needed to replenish his blood, so he nodded and agreed. "Do you want to add some red dates when soaking? I remember that the dates I bought a while ago are coming soon. Would you like to try some?"
The jujubes were ordered by Cui Zhao from the monsters in Xinjiang. They are red, big, and sweet, and there is a bit of aura because of the special planting method.It can be regarded as a relatively rare spiritual object in the current sect. Su Xiyan said it with the mentality of sharing it with friends. Unexpectedly, Bai Yueying's eyes became more sympathetic after saying this sentence.
"You don't need to add red dates. You can eat red dates alone or make sweet soup. When making brown sugar water, remember to put some ginger in it. Drinking it will make your stomach feel better."
"...En." Why does this dialogue seem to be getting more and more strange?
Su Xiyan felt a little flustered, but since his parents died, he was obsessed with reading and making money, so he really didn't know much about creatures like girls.He vaguely knew that girls like to drink brown sugar water, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't keep up with Bai Yueying's crazy breakthrough...
So he was stuffed with two warm baby stickers with a blank face, saying that it would be comfortable to stick on his stomach.new?Warm baby stickers also have analgesic effect?
Cui Zhao opened the door and came out, just in time to see that girl Bai Yueying circling around Su Xiyan, her way of booing and inquiring was really eye-catching.With a cold snort in his heart, he stuck his face directly between them and separated them.
"Pry your mouth open, you can take notes, call someone."
A well-informed comrade from the police downstairs was pulled up with a notebook, and the other three moved chairs over to help with the questioning. Basically, it was Cui Zhao and Su Xiyan who were asking questions, and Bai Yueying was eating melons and watching the show.
Because Su Xiyan would be a good girlfriend by default, she moved a chair to sit beside him without hesitation, and even unscrewed the water she poured into the thermos before leaving and asked him if he wanted to drink it.
"Goji berry and jujube water is still warm. I haven't touched it before. Would you like to take a few sips slowly?"
"No need, I'm fine now." Su Xiyan was a little puzzled, but she still rejected her gently.
Cui Zhao watched Su Xiyan being courted by the side, and stabbed Bai Yueying with a knife.Originally, the impression that she was more sensible had been wiped out long ago, and he crossed her in his heart angrily, wishing to take her away to a far away place, but due to Su Xiyan's failure to implement this idea.
Seeing the way Su Xiyan talked gently with this little girl, he probably had a good impression. It would be bad if he got angry when he did something.Cui Zhao held his breath, and happened to see the two warm baby stickers in Cui Zhao's hand.
"What is this, show me?"
"Ugh!"
Su Xiyan couldn't stop it, Cui Zhao accidentally broke one of them, he apologized to Bai Yueying helplessly.
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