Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

"Master Guicha, you have to decide for the villain!"

The red-clothed ghost grabbed Su Xiyan's trouser legs, crying so much that he had no image at all.While crying, he wiped his tears and snot with his sleeves, his wedding dress was almost turned into a red rag by him.

Su Xiyan rubbed his forehead helplessly, observed for a while, and saw that the resentment on the male ghost's body was indeed not serious, and after seeing that there was no blood on it, he temporarily put away the soul lock.

"What's going on? You speak well."

"Oh," the male ghost wiped his tears vigorously, "I'm telling you a joke, my lord. I didn't mean to do anything to you just now. It's not that I was forced to get married. The resentment in my heart was a little bigger. Got carried away."

He sighed heavily, these ghosts are not good at this point, they can't control their emotions, and they want to kill and kill at every turn.I think he was a little weak chicken who didn't even dare to kill fish before he was alive, but now he is still a chicken who just wants to kill with a noose.

Su Xiyan: ...

"Aren't you happy to have a wife even after death? She's not good-looking, or is she too fierce?"

There are so many single ghosts in the underworld who dream of having a girlfriend, this kid really doesn't know how to be blessed.

"Good-looking is good-looking, but..." The man bowed his head in embarrassment, "But I don't like girls..."

Su Xiyan: ...Is this because you met someone of the same kind?

The man was full of grievances, "I knew my sexual orientation a long time ago, and I didn't provoke girls. I just quietly became an otaku. I went to work every day and looked at pictures of handsome guys on the Internet. Later, I was murdered by someone. And pretended to commit suicide."

"Before I could react, I was taken away by several people. They were dressed like you, my lord. I thought they were ghost messengers, but it turned out..."

"And they forced me to marry another girl!"

Talking about this inexplicable marriage, the man's face was full of pain, and he dragged Su Xiyan to nagging a lot, full of the painful heart of a gay being forced into marriage.

Su Xiyan: ...

He used a little trick, originally trying to get the male ghost to tell the truth, but he didn't expect to arouse the ghost's talkative attribute, Barabara, and he didn't stop talking for a long time.

"Enough, I know." He sat down weakly on the edge of the study table.

The male ghost covered his mouth, his face full of shock why he couldn't control his mouth to say so much just now.Thinking of how old I was when I found out that I like boys, it was the first time I thought about the boys I like, and the types of pornographic movies I like...

Oh, I'm a little shy when I think about it.

He secretly glanced at Su Xiyan's handsome face, and there was a tinge of red on his pale face.

Su Xiyan: ...

what happened?Why did this guy suddenly look at him with such goose bumps in his eyes?My hands were itchy, and I suddenly wanted to try the Thunderbolt Talisman I had drawn before.

At this moment, Cui Zhao, who was outside helping Siri call out the soul of his girlfriend, frowned and stopped.

"Her soul cannot be recruited, and there is no record of her entering the underworld. She should still be in the world."

"She was trapped?"

Siri reacted immediately, with a strong anger in the mechanical voice.

"I'll check it out, don't let me know who did it."

The ripples on the phone screen vibrated violently, as if expressing Siri's restless heart.Cui Zhao could feel his killing intent. His original owner, the little girl, was also killed and trapped on the wall for many years.Now his girlfriend was killed again, and he didn't even know where his soul was trapped, and he couldn't even reincarnate.

Cui Zhao understands his feelings very well, but as a ghost messenger, he can't watch him mess around.Regardless of the fact that Siri has no entity and no attack capabilities, but in modern society, with a well-developed network, wherever there is a network is his home field.

If he is really desperate for revenge, then...

Cui Zhao couldn't help it either.

Siri’s way of wanting someone to die is very simple, just like the Grim Reaper in Grim Reaper, he can use all kinds of coincidences, for example, the wire suddenly burns out while playing on the computer, or the phone suddenly explodes when making a call...

Guaranteed to die thoroughly, the police found out that the death was accidental.

Huh, I suddenly feel that this guy is actually very suitable for killing people, why don't I recommend him to do seductive work in the future?

I think so, but I still can't say it now.Cui Zhao felt that he had to pull the software whose eyes were red from being irritated by the death of his girlfriend back from the brink of madness, and find out the whole story.

"How many days has your girlfriend been away? Have you ever seen her dead body with your own eyes?"

"It's been four days," Siri's voice sounded calm. "I just heard about her death, but I haven't seen her body yet. The other party's house seems to have just set up a mourning hall, and I'm not planning to make a fuss."

"Master Cui, I would like to ask you to do something for me."

Cui Zhao: "What's the matter?"

"I'm going to spend 1000 million to build a mourning hall, can you help me sign a few contracts?"

Cui Zhao: "...what?"

Siri: "I have already done all the inquiries about the site selection in the early stage, and the construction company has also contacted, but they insisted that I go to a meeting with them, and they also said that they want to negotiate a contract."

Siri was very distressed. Although he got an ID card for himself, there is no entity after all, and it is impossible to sign a contract at a meeting.If he could choose, he would rather choose all online shopping, but those construction companies require customers to inspect together, so what kind of opening ceremony is there?

Cui Zhao: ...

The point is not the opening ceremony, but that you actually want to spend 1000 million to build a mourning hall...

Ten million yuan is more than enough to build an ordinary commercial building.He wanted to build the mourning hall into something magnificent. The construction company probably didn't want to sign the contract, but wanted to see what kind of weird client it was, and didn't spend too much money.

Thinking of the other party's eyes watching, Cui Zhao trembled.

"No, no, go find someone else."

"The reward fee is 1000 million."

"make a deal!"

Cui Zhao responded without hesitation. 1000 million, no matter how high his salary is, he still has to earn it for many years. In the past, it would take a long time to sell the unused spirits of the Jifu, but now it is different. He also has a family. people.

Su Xiyan's cultivation is different from him. He cultivates human skills, which can be regarded as a talisman cultivator, and he spends most of his energy on the talisman paper.The materials used for those symbols are sky-high prices. To put it bluntly, if Su Xiyan is not working in the underworld, no other place can afford to support him.

In this way, he still needs to exchange the talisman paper for some money from time to time to buy other things he wants.Cui Zhao fumbled his pockets. He didn't save a lot of money for so many years. He spent a lot of money on the Yin soldier raised by Hanba. If he only counts money, he is probably poorer than Su Xiyan.

Tiancaidibao, he has a lot of rare things, but it is too bad to exchange these precious things for money.So, he is actually a poor cat.

Now 1000 million is placed in front of him, and if he doesn't take it for nothing, he won't take it.Isn't it just to let humans take a look, it's not like he hasn't been seen.In the past, the juniors in those sects still thought that he was a big devil every day, and he was not angry at all, didn't he just secretly pour croton powder into their food.

As soon as the agreement was finalized, the door of the study opened with a creak.

Cui Zhao raised his head, just as he was about to ask Su Xiyan for credit, when he looked up, he saw a strange face.

"Who are you?" Where did the ghost come from, and when did it run into the study?

Su Xiyan was cultivating in it, hoping to break through the barrier between heaven and man, even he didn't dare to bother him.The surrounding spirit-gathering formations and defensive formations were arranged in a pile. When he set up the soul-calling formation just now, he deliberately avoided that side, but was unexpectedly run into by a little ghost?

Cui Zhao looked intently, and found that Su Xiyan's aura was still calm, but it was clear that he hadn't made any progress, and his face looked a little pale, probably because the breakthrough failed.

If the breakthrough failed because of the little ghost disturbing...

Cui Zhao looked at the kid with a faint knife in his eyes, wishing he could be thrown into the frying pan of hell immediately.The male ghost also saw that Cui Zhao's face was not looking good, he shrank his head back cautiously, hiding behind Su Xiyan, not daring to come out.

"Yan Yan, it just so happened that you came out, and the canned oranges you soaked a few days ago happened to be edible, shall I open one for you?"

Cui Zhao came up to meet him, didn't mention the failure of the breakthrough, but instead talked about the canned oranges that the two of them had tossed about before.At that time, he originally wanted to add catnip to make canned fish, but Su Xiyan didn't want to spoil him, so he bought too many oranges and learned to soak some canned sugar water.

When I was in retreat, I ate all the bigu pills, and my mouth was dry, so I just took the canned food to add more taste.

"No need," Su Xiyan rubbed the center of his brows sleepily, "Do you still have the form brought by the underworld last time? Didn't you say that you should keep pace with the times and make some records like the police station in the world? Fill it out for him, he He was forcibly dragged away to have a yin relationship."

"Forced marriage?"

Cui Zhao's eyes flicked around the ghost, "It doesn't look too surprising, why was he forced to kiss, is the other girl blind?"

Male ghost: ...

QWQHe is just an ordinary-looking little otaku, isn't it just that his face is a little bigger and flatter, why is he still attacking with life?

"Also... I'm not the only one." He muttered aggrievedly, "I heard from the matchmaker that this is already the fifth order she has received this month, and it seems that many ghosts are getting married recently."

When it came to the end, he still had some expectations. Are the ghosts in the underworld so open and brave enough to pursue a new life?Then is it possible for him to find a handsome little brother in the future? In that case, it seems pretty beautiful without reincarnation?

"Fifth order?" Su Xiyan frowned, "Is that a marriage in the underworld or in the underworld?"

His tone was severe, and Cui Zhao's eyes became sharper, the male ghost was taken aback.He stammered and said: "The matchmaker who pulled me is also a ghost. They planned to let me and that girl get married in Yangjian, so it should be... they are all in Yangjian."

There are more underworld marriages in the underworld, but those lonely and wild ghosts wandering in the yang world rarely marry independently.They are all staying here for some obsessions, so there is no time to think about marriage, unless it is the obsession after death that they are not married, otherwise...

Let's put it this way, the marriage rate of ghosts in the Yang world is only about [-]%, and they are all models of being lonely and dying.

"Tell me all the things you have experienced carefully."

Su Xiyan originally thought that this was just a small case, but looking at the yin marriages that were strung together, it was clearly like pulling potatoes and picking up a bunch of them.

Taking a closer look at the male ghost, it really is the appearance of Hong Luan who is destined to be lonely and helpless.This kind of appearance is a lifelong single dog, and it will not change in the slightest if it becomes a ghost. Someone is doing things behind the scenes.

"Oh... oh oh oh, then I'll start right after I die."

The male ghost nodded quickly, and after his death, he was picked up by a fake ghost messenger and forced to give three books and six appointments to the woman, exchanging invitations and so on, and even reported the woman's birthday.

Siri was still silently typing and recording. After hearing the horoscope of the birthday, the phone suddenly made a piercing ringtone. It sounded like a human being couldn't help shouting.

"what happened?"

Su Xiyan was thinking about the mobile phone she had just bought, picked it up to see if there was nothing wrong, and wanted to open the software to try, the Siri page popped up automatically, obviously it was a plain ripple, but the turbulent anger of the people present All felt it.

"Boy, report the birth date again."

Siri said this sentence almost word for word with anger.

The male ghost looked over in shock, "Is the phone smart?!"

Su Xiyan: ...

No, this is not the point now, is it?

Fortunately, this male ghost was very cowardly. Facing a mysterious and unpredictable mobile phone geek, he didn't dare to BB, but obediently reported his birthday again.

Su Xiyan watched a website pop up on the screen of her mobile phone to calculate the birth date, and then deduce the woman's date of birth.Then jump to other webpages, find out her identity information through the name and date of birth, the whole search process is so fast that it flies, and finally freezes on a one-inch photo with a white background.

The girl with medium-length hair smiled quietly at the camera.

"Come and see, is it her?"

The male ghost poked his head out, "Yes, yes, it's her, last time she was the one who chased me with a broom and beat me, almost knocked me out... ah ah ah..."

"Master Guicha, your phone is smoking and it's going to explode!!!"

Like holding a bomb, the male ghost dropped his head and ran away.

Su Xiyan quickly picked up the phone, "Siri, calm down and speak up if you have something to say, my phone is innocent!"

"Leave me alone!" Siri gritted his teeth, "I will die with this kid who stole my girlfriend!"

Su Xiyan:? ? ?

The male ghost turned his head in surprise, "Girlfriend? Which phone of mine have you taken a fancy to? Can't I find it for you?"

"Looking for?" Siri's voice was gloomy and full of anger, "My girlfriend is about to marry you, can you look for it for me?"

"What? You are the rich, cute and cute boyfriend that the wicked woman said?"

Is the gap too big?This mobile phone is clearly a violent madman who wants to blow himself up at every turn!

Siri: "Yes, it's me, are you envious?"

Male ghost: I don't envy...

He didn't want to get married at all, but Siri couldn't calm down when he saw him. Su Xiyan had no choice but to ask Cui Zhao to take him to the balcony to take notes.

Before leaving, the male ghost poked his head over and whispered to Su Xiyan.

"My lord, your mobile phone should be a Samsung brand, right? That brand is useless, it's easy to explode, and your temper is really hot."

Su Xiyan: ...