Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

There are many ways of cultivation in the world, and they are generally roughly divided by species.There are people who cultivate, demons cultivate, gods cultivate, and there are ghosts.Nowadays, ghosts in the underworld are flooding, and there are more and more ghosts roaming the world. However, the cultivation system of ghost cultivation is not easy to increase the number with a large base.

Those wandering lonely ghosts are basically impossible to become ghost cultivators. Only those with deep grievances, who have been tortured before death, but can still maintain their sanity and become powerful after becoming ghosts, can become ghost cultivators. .Like what they had encountered before, the female ghost in red from the Tang family was a good seed for ghost cultivators.

Su Xiyan felt that the selection method of this ghost cultivator is actually simple, that is, he needs to have a brain and be able to control himself from being overwhelmed by resentment.Otherwise, if the head is blurred and the ghost power rams into the body, it will not be long before the madness simply dies.

Now that the spiritual power is exhausted, it is not easy for ghost cultivators to cultivate. Being able to reach the level of ghost king is almost the pinnacle of ghosts who are outsiders in the underworld.

Generally speaking, with the title of ghost king, as long as he doesn't deliberately cause trouble, such as maliciously killing people and practicing evil skills, then he can comfortably be the boss of the party.There are unfamiliar ghost legs to run errands for him to be cute, and he can get a small gift from the underworld during the New Year.

This kind of day can be said to be the envy of all ghosts.But they also have something to fear, the most fear is the exhaustion of Yinshou... and then they will be completely cold.

This is the main reason why there are so few proficient ghost cultivators. As long as you practice this, no matter whether you can practice it or not, you will not be reincarnated anyway.It sounds so desolate to be accidentally dropped by someone, and to be dissipated directly, and to bid farewell to this world.

Fengshan Ghost King is now on the verge of this goodbye.

He himself doesn't really want to say goodbye, and now he is using evil methods to frantically test the edge of goodbye.

The name of this evil method, according to those ghosts who come to drink, is called "Chongxi".

The literal meaning is that an old cow eats tender grass, and in order to survive, he will not hesitate to marry a beautiful and young girl to go home. For details, please refer to various methods of ecstasy and evil.Anyway... it has already touched the punishment of the underworld, almost the kind that can be tried for a trial and put in a frying pan.

However, Su Xiyan was very puzzled, "Doesn't the person Chongxi wants to choose have quality?"

"It was necessary at that time," Yan Sanniang brushed her hair flirtatiously, "I'm so happy, the first choice is of course a woman with a suitable horoscope, young and beautiful, and a virgin. The woman was ordered to decide whether she was an IKEA or an IKEA room, and her age could not exceed 25, but it is much more relaxed now."

"Like the Li family, if they are not good-looking, they are still knowledgeable, and they are not up to the standard."

She half-covered her mouth, smiled coquettishly, and looked at Su Xiyan with particularly charming eyes.If a man who loves beauty is called to come over, his bones will probably be crumbled after receiving this look.

Su Xiyan was unmoved, he could tell at a glance that it was a painted skin ghost who had lived for an unknown number of years, and it was deeply stained with bloody smell from the outside to the inside.Ordinary people dare to touch her, that is the end of a whore for a life. This kind of ghosts usually love Su Xiyan who is good-looking and full of yang, so even if Cui Zhao is eyeing her, she still dares to hook up secretly. little brother.

It's a pity that the little brother doesn't have her in his eyes, there are only two green cloth sedan chairs flying over from the sky.

One car curtain was lifted, and it was empty inside, waiting for the paper man in red to move the coffin belonging to Li Simeng in the mourning hall into it.Another... The curtain of the car was forcibly lifted, and a pair of feet that were obviously bigger than girls stretched out, writhing desperately like earthworms.

The whole sedan chair dangled in the air, making people worry that it might crash.

A group of ghosts and Su Xiyan looked up, fearing that the sedan chair would fall down and smash the food on the table.That's right, they don't care about other things, they only care about the food.

Yan Sanniang held a bowl of meatball soup and squinted at the sky.Su Xiyan heard her muttering in a low voice, saying that this year's paper dolls are not good, and they can't even tie a female ghost.Then he said that the ignorant person above had been tied up here and was still struggling so much, he might as well lie down obediently, maybe he could get more benefits.

Su Xiyan: "What about after getting the benefits?"

Yan Sanniang took it for granted: "Of course the inheritance will be divided after the ghost king dies."

Su Xiyan gave a thumbs up, "It makes sense."

Ghosts: ...

Some ghosts who thought about Yan Sanniang quietly looked away. Although beauties are good, femme fatales are not to be desired.Why don't you just be a happy paper man and give the president a black card!

"Legacy of farts!"

The male ghost in the sedan chair went through untold struggles, and finally swallowed the talisman that was stuck in his mouth and nearly choked him to death.He squeezed out half of his head from the sedan door, tears streaming down his face.

"Inheritance is nothing compared to chastity!"

"My lord, save me! I am 26 years old, and I have never had a boyfriend. I don't want to be ruined by such an old ghost!"

The male ghost cried loudly in class, like a big cucumber boy who was about to be ruined.Tears and spittle star Balabala fell down, and the ghosts sitting below him quickly retreated at a speed visible to the naked eye, and a large area was empty in the blink of an eye.

Yan Sanniang stared at the male ghost's face covered with snot and tears for a while, then suddenly flew into a rage and slapped the table.

"Fengshan Ghost King, is your mother blind?"

"You don't even accept that kind of thing, how dare you say you don't like me? Pooh!"

The Painted Skin Ghost jumped up from the table fiercely, dissed Fengshan Ghost King's aesthetics all over, then walked out cursing while holding his small fan.

The ghosts in charge of order sitting at the door wanted to stop them, but seeing the surging ghost power on Yan Sanniang's body, they hesitated again.They were just called here to maintain order and prevent the wedding hall from being demolished by Taoist priests and heavenly masters, and they didn't say that ghosts should be taken away.

The ghosts who only received one salary sat down on their seats again. Before their buttocks could sit still, the coffin that had been dragged out of the mourning hall by Chuichui began to move again.

During the day, Su Xiyan and the others saw the coffin with the lid open. At this time in the evening, the coffin lid was closed, and a row of coffin nails were nailed to the side, as if they were afraid that the people inside would escape.

And at this moment, the coffin lid slid open by itself just like the freezer lid, and a white hand stretched out from inside.

Wearing a wedding dress, Li Simeng was lifted out of the coffin by paper people.With a gentle smile on her face and delicate makeup, she walked slowly towards the sedan chair.Just when everyone thought that she would get on the sedan chair obediently, she turned around and walked sideways with the sedan chair, submerging in the sedan chair and walking over like Su Xiyan.

She stopped in front of Su Xiyan, lowering her eyes shyly and timidly.

"Master."

Su Xiyan: ...

It's not that I didn't, don't talk nonsense!

"Sanggong." The other party called again, with a soft and timid voice.

Su Xiyan could feel the scorching gaze behind him, he shook his hand, and immediately took out the other mobile phone he had prepared and handed it to Li Simeng.

"Come here, here you are, your husband-in-law is inside."

"This box is my wedding gift to you. I wish you a happy wedding. Goodbye."

Su Xiyan got up, said goodbye calmly, then pulled Cui Zhao to turn around and wanted to leave.They were stopped within two steps, and the person who stopped them was a paper man in charge of pulling the cart.The paper man's skin was wrinkled, with some creases, his face was pale, and there were two lumps of red rouge on his cheeks.

Those two dull eyes wandered around Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao, narrowing their eyes in satisfaction, opening and closing their empty mouths.

"The two young masters are very beautiful. I have ordered the master of my family to invite the two of you to the house for a talk."

"..."

Cui Zhao turned his head and asked Su Xiyan, "What did he just say?"

Su Xiyan: "He said that the ghost king thought we were both good-looking and wanted us to have dinner together."

Cui Zhao: "What are you going to do?"

Su Xiyan: "Going to eat?"

Cui Zhao: "Do you believe it?"

Su Xiyan: ...

When the paper figurine said that, Cui Zhao actually wanted to jump up and fight the ghosts, but thinking that he couldn't beat the Fengshan Ghost King here, he might as well come and catch them all.

Su Xiyan had no objection, the two of them didn't struggle, and obediently got into the sedan chair together.Under the control of the paper people, the two green cloth sedan chairs merged into one big sedan chair, and even the color of the outside turned into a beautiful red color, which finally looked like a posture of marrying a wife.

Li Simeng clenched her phone tightly and got into the sedan chair together.Before leaving, she glanced indifferently at the people who were nervously watching through the opening of the open window in the mourning hall.

"Bang—" The window slammed shut.

Yan Sanniang poked her head out from the wall, her face full of shock.

"Fuck, that's okay too?" Those two handsome guys, are you so easy to deceive?Why didn't you resist? You said earlier that if you didn't resist, you would go straight to her!What's the good of following the old ghost of Fengshan? It's a waste of resources!

Thinking of Fengshan Ghost King's wrinkled old face, Yan Sanniang gritted her teeth angrily, feeling that she couldn't do anything.But thinking about the faces of those two handsome guys, she felt a little moved, why not...

Yan Sanniang, who had made up her mind, ignored the bewildered ghost present, relying on her familiarity with the road, she followed her quietly.

In the bridal sedan chair, Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao sat side by side, opposite the male ghost who was tied up like a rice dumpling was crying, and Li Simeng was clapping her phone while typing, seemingly unable to stop for a while.

Cui Zhao thought the male ghost was noisy, "Why are you crying?"

"They ripped off my clothes," the male ghost's tears never stopped, "My innocence is gone, I've been seen by those paper figurines, and they want to marry me to an old man."

Cui Zhao: "Isn't this unmarried? So many of us are here, what are you afraid of?"

Hearing this, the male ghost cried even harder.

"But they are going to drag you to marry him together! He is so lustful, and you are so good-looking, so he will definitely like you. At that time, I can't even compete for favor with you..."

Cui Zhao: ...

Are you thinking a little too far?Who the hell wants to compete with you?

Over there, Li Simeng's sex finally came to an end, she raised her head and smiled apologetically.

"I'm sorry you two, I just dragged you into the water in a moment of impatience."

Cui Zhao stared at her unkindly, "Who did you just call your husband?"

"Call the phone," Li Simeng's face remained unchanged, and he calmly showed the phone in his hand, and turned the Siri page to Su Xiyan and the others.

"I just went to get a marriage certificate with Siri, so we are already in a legal relationship, and it's appropriate to call my husband. Now I want to ask the two of you to help me capture the Fengshan Ghost King. I want to sue him to the underworld for disregarding human life and killing people. concubine."

Cui Zhao: "...What did you do just now?"

Li Simeng: "I got a marriage certificate, and my identity information has already shown that I am dead. It is not convenient to get it, so I delayed it a little bit."

Her tone was understated, and when she talked about receiving a marriage certificate, she felt as calm as receiving a gift from a supermarket.

Cui Zhao was a little moved, he poked his head to see Li Simeng's marriage certificate.

"Where did you get the marriage certificate? Is it legally valid? Can the same sex get it?"

Li Simeng: "Civil Affairs Bureau, I asked Siri to go in and change it secretly, and he will say that he is widowed in the future. But this is a special method, we can use you two, or change one of you to a female?"

Su Xiyan: ...No need.

It's a pity for Cui Zhao, but he thinks it's okay to change his gender. Neither he nor Su Xiyan seem to be able to pretend to be a woman.Or it's better to be down to business.

"Fengshan Ghost King is a non-staff employee of the underworld. We can't arrest him at will without proof."

"Is it okay to temporarily detain?"

Cui Zhao shook his head, "No, he has a letter of appointment from the prefecture in his hand, and he has done a lot of work for the prefecture through his diligence in the past few years. We can't just do it if we don't get the appointment."

Li Simeng nodded, "I see, Siri?"

Siri, who had been silent for a long time without even saying a word, finally came forward, "1000 million reward, catch him."

Cui Zhao: "...We are not the kind of people who disregard orders."

Siri: "Double."

Cui Zhao struggled hard: "Don't do this, we really can't..."

Siri: "Double again."

Cui Zhao immediately said, "Deal."

He corrected his expression, "Brave and daring bastards like Fengshan Ghost King, even if we haven't received the order, we must deal with them deeply and unswervingly."