Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government
Chapter 155: Mechanical Love 07
after an hour.
Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao sat opposite each other on the big red wedding quilt embroidered with dragon and phoenix patterns. The whole room was decorated joyfully, with bright red everywhere. On the table directly opposite, candle tears slowly fell down along the flickering candlelight.
"He's quite courageous."
Su Xiyan took out a handful of peanut longan from the quilt, and commented while eating.
The crisp sound of longan shells being crushed rang out in the room, and Cui Zhao's eyes swept over the surrounding decorations and landed on himself, which was also bright red, which was an eyesore.This is what the paper figurine asked them to wear after they were brought here by sedan chair.
Cui Zhao didn't want to wear it at first, but because he wanted Li Simeng to collect the criminal evidence of Fengshan Ghost King first, and he still had some unspeakable care, he still put on this wedding dress.
Facts have proved that his sacrifice was right.
Su Xiyan also wore that wedding dress, it seemed that because it was originally prepared for the groom, the wedding dress looked more concise.Only the pattern of auspicious clouds is embroidered on the hem of the cuffs, with a layer of gold edging, which looks exquisite and grand.
The cuffs were wide sleeves, Su Xiyan found the wide cuffs bothersome, so she stretched out her hand and pulled it up to her elbow, exposing Bai Shengsheng's arm.Under the candlelight, his smiling side face looked very handsome, his short hair was a little long, and the hair on his sideburns half covered his ears, which made him look a little more cute.
Cui Zhao's Adam's apple moved slightly, and he reached out his hand to touch the reddish ear under the candlelight, but before he touched it, he heard Su Xiyan say that sentence as if chatting.
The hand that was supposed to land on his neck lightly passed over, and the landing point turned into longan peeled in Su Xiyan's hand.
"Hey, if you want to eat, you can peel it yourself." Su Xiyan muttered dissatisfiedly, reached out her hand to the back of the quilt and stuffed it into Cui Zhao's hand.
Cui Zhao took it, and the longan he snatched just now fell into his mouth, it was sweet, sweeter than any he had eaten before.Why don't you wait until Fengshan Ghost King is arrested and ask him where he bought the longan.
It is really inconvenient to peel the longan with the wide sleeves. Cui Zhao rolled up the cuffs following Su Xiyan's example, and then stuffed the peeled longan meat into Su Xiyan's mouth.
Su Xiyan ate it unceremoniously, her mouth was bulging and round, like a gluttonous little squirrel with round eyes.He heard Cui Zhao's contemptuous tone softly ringing in his ears.
"Those who are about to die are just the last madness."
That's what they said, but they still can only stay here in wedding clothes according to the will of the Fengshan ghost king who is about to pay their respects.Because that idiot planned to marry a perfect concubine before marrying a wife, that's right... He appointed Su Xiyan and the two of them as brides.
Not only does he take several concubines a month, both men and women, but he also wants to have two wives after marrying the concubines. Not to mention that both wives are male, they are still hell.
Su Xiyan admired the courage of the Fengshan Ghost King, and at the same time felt that he must have gone crazy. The information they found, that Fengshan Ghost King was cautious and diligent, all seemed to be fake information.This is obviously a lunatic who is daring to survive.
As far as his actions are concerned, even if it wasn't for them, he would definitely not provoke others.
It's just that if they provoked no one, they would be miserable.
Cui Zhao fed Su Xiyan another longan, and the two sat calmly in this weird wedding room, quietly waiting for news from Li Simeng.
The waiting time was not too long. The red candle burned about one-fifth, and Su Xiyan received the message. It was sent by Siri, but the tone was from Li Simeng.
[Have joined those who were captured, a total of nine couples of men and women, the concubinage ceremony is already being prepared outside, come quickly. 】
This was proposed by Li Simeng before, to capture Fengshan Ghost King, in addition to Siri's reward, she will also provide help - to help them find the ghosts that were captured before.
According to Li Simeng, these selected "concubines" are all living people. Before they knew it, they were seen by ghosts sent by Fengshan Ghost King, and they would be killed after confirming their identities.The corpses are placed at home, and the souls are taken away and imprisoned somewhere, and they are brought back after the first seven days, and the soul returning night is arranged as a wedding banquet, and then they are brought to Fengshan Ghost King.
It's not the end here. Although Li Simeng has just reached the time of the first seven souls, when she was detained, she once got news from the ghosts who guarded them.
Don't look at the Fengshan ghost king who has married so many one after another during this period of time, but in fact he hasn't touched any of them.He seemed to be waiting for an opportunity, an opportunity to hold some kind of ceremony.
Thinking of Fengshan Ghost King's approaching Yinshou and what he wanted to do, Li Simeng could guess the result. Isn't it just that the old man wants to live two more years.But do you want to live longer and don't know how to go to the hospital?If the hospital is not working, don’t you know how to go to the underworld to ask?Dare to lay hands on her, is he tired and crooked?
Li Simeng's eyes were full of hostility, and he vowed to bring that old man to the most terrifying level in hell.
Regarding her performance, Siri expressed her understanding, and at the same time actively participated in her plan, and helped to include and supplement the terms of clear charges.For example, there are dereliction of duty, knowingly breaking the law, preventing evil activities, etc...
A long list, compared with what Li Simeng said at the beginning, suing Fengshan Ghost King for murdering people in the world, and forcing concubines to marry seems more deterrent.In order to coax his wife, he unscrupulously talked about all the hells that are recognized as the most terrifying in the underworld, and secretly found out how to torture the ghosts who are about to lose their wits.
It can be said that the action this time was basically planned by the two of them, and Su Xiyan and the others were the ones who did it.Su Xiyan was very pleased with this sudden change from a leading role to a supporting role. It would be great if the victims he met next time were so active, saving effort and relieving hatred.
"Knock Knock Knock-"
Cui Zhao stood at the door of the room, knocking on the door vigorously, or rather gently hammering on the door.After receiving the message, they tried to escape by opening the window, but as soon as they opened the window, they saw a few wandering souls floating nearby, probably to guard them. It was still dark under the window, so it was not easy to jump.
Since they couldn't jump, they simply decided to go through the main entrance openly.
What does it mean to walk through the front door? Of course, it means asking someone to come and open the door.
Cui Zhao hammered unhurriedly for a few minutes, and finally heard a series of hurried footsteps coming towards them.The door opened with a creak, and a familiar paper figurine came in.
"What are you doing? What's the matter with you two when you're busy?"
The paper man with rouge on his face and a wrinkled head stared at him, and said you, but his behavior and movements clearly showed the word impatient.It's totally different from the respectful way he invited them over before, oh, and it's also different from the way he bullied them to change their clothes.
Cui Zhao: "Go to the bathroom."
The paper figurine stared: "What kind of toilet is there? Isn't there a toilet in the room? Are you two blind or deaf? Before I leave, I told you to be okay and stop making noise..."
With a "bang", the paper figurine fell to the ground with a bang.
Looking at the big part sunken in the back of the paper figurine's head, Cui Zhao rubbed his arms and stepped on it calmly, turning the whole head into a paper cake with a bang.
Su Xiyan came over with a handful of peanut longan shells, tore off the paper cake's head, and used the paper figurine's body with a big hole as a trash can. The notes were thrown in together.
After being tossed like this, the paper figurine was still able to move tenaciously. He waved his hands and feet, trying to come over and pull them.But the head was gone, and I couldn't see anything. I could only fumble around staggeringly, and at the same time, there was no mouth and I couldn't shout. The entire operation site was extremely quiet.
Su Xiyan originally thought that he would shrink quickly, but seeing his claws and claws, he knew that he would not be turned into a piece of paper in a while, so he had an idea, took off his wedding clothes and put them on for him up.
Cui Zhao: "Tsk."
Su Xiyan: "What are you talking about? Go and see if there is a trash can outside, I have to fill it up for him."
Cui Zhao: "...Oh."
He walked out from the door slowly, quietly took out his mobile phone and looked at it, a photo of Su Xiyan smiling sideways in a wedding dress was left on his desktop, after thinking about it, he reluctantly replaced it.
If Su Xiyan sees it, something might happen, and this kind of photo, of course, only looks good if he is wearing the wedding dress he bought for him!
Su Xiyan didn't care about the busybody looking for a trash can outside, he was excitedly tossing the paper figurine.This paper figurine has a respectful attitude, and looks uncomfortable. It happened that I had a new idea before, so I just made it out to do something for the ghosts here.
He took out a bunch of materials and modified the paper figurine, and after a while, a headless paper figurine with a strange bulging belly was newly produced.
Su Xiyan: "Set goals, Fengshan Ghost King."
The paper figurine shook, and an electronic light shone behind it.
[The goal is set, start the program of throwing arms and hugging, and the goal is being pursued——]
Da da da, the headless paper man ran away by touching the door.
Su Xiyan rubbed her hands excitedly, and then dragged Cui Zhao, who was watching, to follow her.Just now Cui Zhao has learned in detail where the concubine ceremony is from a certain ghost, and they have to rush to destroy it.
The place where the ceremony was held was in a mountain nest, not far from their side, because they are also in the mountain nest now.
I don't know what kind of brain this Fengshan Ghost King has. He insists on living in a place where there is no village and no shop behind. No wonder the sedan chair flew with him for almost an hour just now.Other means of transportation may not be able to enter at all.
Although the place is a bit shabby, the Fengshan Ghost King was more sincere when he held the ceremony. The antique high platform was arranged in a bright red area, and there were a lot of lonely souls and wild ghosts kneeling under it.
I don't know if they were dragged here to kneel in the middle of the night, did they scold their mothers.Su Xiyan observed the environment slightly, pulled Cui Zhao to stick a talisman together, sealed the yang energy and restrained the aura, and walked over in a fair manner.
On the stage was a great god dancing, a ghost wearing sacrificial clothes, carrying a big bell, jumping up and down. Nine couples of men and women were dressed in wedding clothes, tied into rice dumplings, lined up one by one.
And the protagonist of this ceremony, Fengshan Ghost King, was sitting on the stage, on a raised seat, staring coldly at the dancing priest.
He looked like a middle-aged man with a dark face and a Chinese character face. He was not ugly, nor was he the old man he imagined.But after doing that kind of thing, he will be disabled if he wants to.
Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao walked over so openly that anyone who wasn't blind would have seen them.The group of ghosts became restless, and Su Xiyan caught a glimpse of a paper man walking up to Fengshan Ghost King and saying something, and then he glared at them with a sullen face.Several paper figurines who looked alike ran over from the side one by one, trying to catch them back.
Cui Zhao gave him a cold look, and they stopped tremblingly, not daring to make a move.This is the official wife that the ghost king is going to marry. Don't look at being unfavored now, if they are favored in the future and the pillow blows, wouldn't they be doomed?
"Bosses," the leading paper figurine forced out a smile, "It's cold, why don't you two sit inside with us?"
"No." Cui Zhao threw down two words forcefully.
Su Xiyan was even worse. He pointed at the top with a smile, "I haven't seen the ceremony of accepting concubines yet. Oh, you marry so many at a time, are you sure you ghost king can bear it?"
Fengshan Ghost King above: I can't bear it, you will know later!
Cui Zhao rolled his eyes, he took out two small mats from nowhere, gave Su Xiyan and him one each, and then brought out a small lamp.With the candlelight as big as a bean, the two of them took out a pack of melon seeds, expressing clearly the meaning of eating melon seeds to watch a play.
But those paper figurines didn't dare to touch them at all, or in other words, they turned their heads and ran away when they saw the little lamp.Nestled against the table, shrank in the farthest place from Su Xiyan and the others, trembling and shaking his legs.
Thinking about it, if it wasn't for Fengshan Ghost King's order, they would have run away without a trace.Because the lamp that Cui Zhao took out was lit in it—Samadhi True Fire.
This is actually a small magic weapon that I got from the underworld at the beginning. It has no other use except to light a fire. It was stuffed in my pocket and occasionally used as a flashlight.Because the brightness is really not high, it will be stuffed into the utility room soon, but now it seems that it can last for a while.At least the Samadhi Real Fire is used to scare the paper figurines, so it's really good to scare one.
The ghost king of Fengshan saw his subordinates look like this, and he was so angry that he fell on his back, but he still had to sit on the top and couldn't leave easily, so he could only look at Su Xiyan with a livid face, and the two of them kowtowed melon seeds as if they were watching a play Pointing at them on the stage.
This leisurely look was not only displeasing to Fengshan Ghost King, but also other people on the stage couldn't help it.
Su Xiyan felt a shock in his pocket, opened it and saw the questioning words sent by Siri, and jumped out. The central thoughts revolved around how you haven't done anything yet, my wife's legs are about to be tied up and so on.
The one who gave the most money, Cui Zhao patiently explained that the ceremony on the stage hadn't all started yet, so let him directly start a big one, and then they would catch it right and save it and go to the bottom.That is to say, in the traditional sense, everyone gets everything.
Siri didn't reply, because the ceremony finally started.
The priest bounced around on the platform for a long time, his legs were about to break, and he finally stopped out of breath. He stretched out his hand, and a section of red silk floated in front of the men and women, and each piece of silk connected a pair.
The people who were originally bound had been untied at some point, men and women stood on both sides, wearing wedding clothes, holding red silk in their hands.In the stiff tone of the priest, he bowed slowly, worshiping the heaven and the earth!
Cui Zhao: ...
"I thought that guy could have any good way to avoid the crime of harming others, but it turned out to be nothing more than stealing and abducting."
He saved the souls of those people and waited until he got nine couples together, and then dragged them into marriage.Before these souls were taken captive, the family exchanged birthday invitations for them, birthday horoscopes, three rites and six invitations have passed, and this worship is really considered a marriage.
Even if you go to the underworld to see, there is a registration record that you have married someone in the dark.As soon as this record exists, Fengshan Ghost King will gnaw his soul again, and half of those pots that harmed strangers will be pushed out.
Su Xiyan remembered that Li Simeng described in plain words that after being tricked by her family, she was locked up in the room, and fresh water was delivered regularly every day. A few days later, she died of poisoning, and she was sent to the hospital to see that she died of a sudden illness.
Among them must be the method of Fengshan Ghost King. He threw the pot of killing them on their relatives.Then the souls that were forcibly robbed and married were also married to those souls. Their yin relatives were married according to ancient rituals. In that ancient custom, women always follow their husbands after they get married.
After the marriage is over, let those men sign a written statement, saying that they are willing to give their wives to the ghost king... Then, even if the hell receives the news, he will not be able to punish him for a felony. After all... From the positive point of view, he is just It's just a gift from a few ghosts, at best it can only be said to be a bribe.
This trick... is really deep enough and disgusting enough.
Su Xiyan took out a stack of talisman papers, sighed and followed Cui Zhao to the stage.
As soon as Cui Zhao went up, he slapped the priest far away, and then walked towards Fengshan Ghost King.Su Xiyan followed behind him, glanced at the ground, and the reason why Fengshan Ghost King squatted on the platform without moving for a long time came out.This guy actually regarded himself as the eye of the formation, and suppressed it here to prevent others from ruining this specially designed group Yinqin.
Of course, it is not right to say that he is the eye of the formation. It should be said that he suppresses the eye of the formation, just like a weight.
Cui Zhao didn't care whether he weighed the weight or not, he just slapped the priest just like he just slapped the priest, and slapped his face.
Fengshan Ghost King only had time to let out a scream before he was beaten all over the head by Cui Zhao, who was not good-tempered.
The audience was silent, only the screams of Fengshan Ghost King could be heard.
"Ahhh! You bastard, you're playing tricks, don't wait for me to get up, I'll make you look good when I get up!..."
"Bang." There was a crackling beating.
"You wait for me!"
"Bang." A fat beating.
"Do you know who I am, I am..."
"Bang." Fat beat.
"...I was wrong! Boss! Please spare me! I... I will give you all my territory, all my subordinates, and beauties..."
"boom."
Cui Zhao clenched his fist, and he recognized the word, beating!
There was a blunt sound of skin and flesh, and the sound pierced their ears. Everyone stared dumbfounded at the appearance of Fengshan Ghost King, who once seemed extremely powerful in their minds, being beaten up and covered in bruises, and felt as if something suddenly collapsed in his heart.
Su Xiyan calmly paced in front of a group of newcomers, studying how to solve the formation on the ground.Perhaps the previous steps have been completed, and this formation is still in operation. If it is completely completed, then these souls present will really become a couple unwillingly.
Oh no.
Su Xiyan suddenly came back to his senses. After he saw that the crowd was able to move, he tore off the hijab without hesitation.
"Did you do this on purpose?"
When they were on the road, they deliberately asked Siri to apply for a marriage certificate for them. Once the certificates were obtained, their identities as husband and wife already existed, even if one of them was dead and the other was never human.
Just ask, how can a person who is already a wife marry someone else at this time?
The formation is a chain formation, once started it is very difficult to stop, but if there is a mistake in any link in the middle, it will immediately get stuck and fail.
Li Simeng showed a slight smile.
"Not only that, but I made a little arrangement and made an extra arrangement. Siri's identity is different from that of ordinary people. If the marriage certificate is not recognized, then she will come in handy."
Li Simeng's chin moved a little to the side, and the woman in wedding dress who had been standing motionless beside her suddenly pulled off her hijab, revealing a familiar face.
Yan Sanniang glared at her angrily, "How dare you plot against me!"
If she hadn't been fooled by this woman and said that she could marry Fengshan Ghost King as long as she mingled in instead of that soul and wore a wedding dress, she wouldn't have stayed here obediently.I thought that after the ghost king died, it would not be easy to use her means to seize all the inheritance and live happily alone, but I was tied up here not long after I put on the wedding dress.
She was about to die of anxiety in the formation just now, if she really married an ordinary ghost, that would be fine!When did Yan Sanniang obediently listen to those dog men?
Li Simeng glanced over indifferently, and then turned back to Su Xiyan, she explained.
"I sent this to my door. I don't think it's for nothing. When will this formation be unlocked?"
Yan Sanniang, who was neglected, was so angry that she wished she could directly swallow this daring soul.But looking at Cui Zhao, who was beating someone from a distance, and Su Xiyan, who was standing in front of her, she still didn't dare to make a move.
What if... what if they get angry and push her to the ground and beat her like this?Is Yan Sanniang shameless?
"Soon." Seeing Yan Sanniang's daring expression but not speaking, Su Xiyan secretly smiled inwardly.
Siri's wife also has the same personality as him. No wonder the two can talk together. The feeling of hitting the nail on the head is really familiar.
He took out a few talisman papers and threw them down to slightly speed up the operation of the formation. Fengshan Ghost King was careful to design this formation to be the same as a turtle shell, thick and slow.Su Xiyan got a little impatient waiting, and when she raised her eyes once, she happened to see Li Simeng staring at the side where Cui Zhao beat Fengshan Ghost King violently, and there was a flash of envy in her eyes.
Su Xiyan smiled, "Do you want to beat him together?"
"En." Li Simeng nodded honestly.
Faced with such a culprit who killed her, it would be fake if she didn't want to beat her up herself. She wished that she was the one standing there and beating Fengshan Ghost King like a sandbag.
"No problem, wait until I let Cui Zhao take a breath, and we will send him away after letting you vent your anger."
Su Xiyan patted his chest and assured that Li Simeng married Siri, in his opinion, he was his own, and he was always very generous to his own.Not to mention beating the ghost king, taking her to the underworld to let the people over there open a small back door, or finding her a temporary errand to do is all possible.
Li Simeng nodded with bright eyes, wishing she could untie the formation now so she could go out and beat people up.
Perhaps it was this anticipation that accelerated the operation of the formation, and the formation was stuck in the next second.Su Xiyan saw the opportunity and dropped the talisman paper in his hand, and in the burst of flames, a figure rushed out quickly, faster than Li Simeng's movements.
Yan Sanniang.
Su Xiyan wanted to stop her, but when she moved the talisman in her hand, the female ghost turned her head as if she had eyes behind her back, and yelled at him.
"Little brother, let me go this time. I haven't killed for a long time. I'm really not the kind of bad ghost who does bad things. I don't want to go to the underworld. There are only bachelors everywhere, or a group of straight men who can't chase girls." Male cancer, I hate it!"
Su Xiyan's hand trembled, and she jumped out without restraining her.
Yan Sanniang seized the opportunity and slipped out quickly, not forgetting to thank him while running, leaving a clue by the way.
"Thank you, little brother, I'm leaving now, and you guys should go too. The old ghost who was beaten by your friend is the ghost king in this area. He has someone in the underworld. If the ghost calls you It’s not easy to handle either.”
Su Xiyan: ...
When Cui Zhao heard this, he couldn't help but let out a cold snort.
Ghost messengers, the last thing they are afraid of is ghost messengers coming.
However, the Fengshan Ghost King struggled on the ground to raise his head as if he had grasped at a straw, and yelled at Cui Zhao and the others angrily.
"She is right. I have someone in the underworld. If you are sensible, let me go quickly, otherwise your sect will pursue it..."
He took Su Xiyan and the others as the address of a certain sect, and he came to the door when he learned about the marriage.The Fengshan Ghost King was aggrieved, he had expected this possibility a long time ago, and surrounded his residence with three circles inside and three circles outside, all of which were layer by layer formations.
But I didn't expect my subordinates to commit suicide. After discovering Su Xiyan and the others, I felt that these two were good-looking and the system was good. I would recommend them to the ghost king as wives.The ghost king was busy setting up the formation at the time, so he took a quick look and asked him to put the person in the room first, but he didn't expect to get two evil stars...
Moreover, his perfunctory attitude made his subordinates feel that the two of them will be useless in the future, and if they don't like it, maybe they will be cool in the future, so...
Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao had a cold face and a smiling face, both of them had similar contempt in their eyes.Fengshan Ghost King was stunned, barely supported his body, resisted the chill coming from behind, and continued to threaten.
"I have already sent a message to inform friends from the underworld to come here. You trespassed in my cave, beat people without saying anything, and did not follow the rules wherever you went. When they come, I will let them have a good relationship with your teacher. The elders tell me about this..."
He was still talking blah blah, Cui Zhao scratched his ear and asked in surprise.
"Did he sit on the ghost king's seat because of his nagging?"
Su Xiyan: ...
Come on, maybe there is someone behind him?
In the midst of one side's strong support and one side's bored waiting, the legendary underworld servants who will make the decision of Fengshan Ghost King finally arrived.A whirlwind rolled up on the ground, and an unusually cold breath came. The ghosts who were secretly eating melons and watching the show just now fell to the ground in fear, and they heard a crisp sound of chains.
It's a soul lock.
Cui Zhao raised his eyebrows, and softly whispered to Su Xiyan.
"I want to see which idiot is rushing over."
Su Xiyan told him with a serious expression that he can't say that about his colleagues, at most he can only say that a colleague was fooled over.You can't blame the other party for being stupid, what if they weren't smart before they did the trick?
Cui Zhao: ... makes sense.
"Cough," in their mouths, a certain errand who had already turned into a born with mental illness finally pretended enough, and emerged from the ground flawlessly with his own soul lock.
"Who dares to make trouble in my branch office in the underworld?"
Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao sat opposite each other on the big red wedding quilt embroidered with dragon and phoenix patterns. The whole room was decorated joyfully, with bright red everywhere. On the table directly opposite, candle tears slowly fell down along the flickering candlelight.
"He's quite courageous."
Su Xiyan took out a handful of peanut longan from the quilt, and commented while eating.
The crisp sound of longan shells being crushed rang out in the room, and Cui Zhao's eyes swept over the surrounding decorations and landed on himself, which was also bright red, which was an eyesore.This is what the paper figurine asked them to wear after they were brought here by sedan chair.
Cui Zhao didn't want to wear it at first, but because he wanted Li Simeng to collect the criminal evidence of Fengshan Ghost King first, and he still had some unspeakable care, he still put on this wedding dress.
Facts have proved that his sacrifice was right.
Su Xiyan also wore that wedding dress, it seemed that because it was originally prepared for the groom, the wedding dress looked more concise.Only the pattern of auspicious clouds is embroidered on the hem of the cuffs, with a layer of gold edging, which looks exquisite and grand.
The cuffs were wide sleeves, Su Xiyan found the wide cuffs bothersome, so she stretched out her hand and pulled it up to her elbow, exposing Bai Shengsheng's arm.Under the candlelight, his smiling side face looked very handsome, his short hair was a little long, and the hair on his sideburns half covered his ears, which made him look a little more cute.
Cui Zhao's Adam's apple moved slightly, and he reached out his hand to touch the reddish ear under the candlelight, but before he touched it, he heard Su Xiyan say that sentence as if chatting.
The hand that was supposed to land on his neck lightly passed over, and the landing point turned into longan peeled in Su Xiyan's hand.
"Hey, if you want to eat, you can peel it yourself." Su Xiyan muttered dissatisfiedly, reached out her hand to the back of the quilt and stuffed it into Cui Zhao's hand.
Cui Zhao took it, and the longan he snatched just now fell into his mouth, it was sweet, sweeter than any he had eaten before.Why don't you wait until Fengshan Ghost King is arrested and ask him where he bought the longan.
It is really inconvenient to peel the longan with the wide sleeves. Cui Zhao rolled up the cuffs following Su Xiyan's example, and then stuffed the peeled longan meat into Su Xiyan's mouth.
Su Xiyan ate it unceremoniously, her mouth was bulging and round, like a gluttonous little squirrel with round eyes.He heard Cui Zhao's contemptuous tone softly ringing in his ears.
"Those who are about to die are just the last madness."
That's what they said, but they still can only stay here in wedding clothes according to the will of the Fengshan ghost king who is about to pay their respects.Because that idiot planned to marry a perfect concubine before marrying a wife, that's right... He appointed Su Xiyan and the two of them as brides.
Not only does he take several concubines a month, both men and women, but he also wants to have two wives after marrying the concubines. Not to mention that both wives are male, they are still hell.
Su Xiyan admired the courage of the Fengshan Ghost King, and at the same time felt that he must have gone crazy. The information they found, that Fengshan Ghost King was cautious and diligent, all seemed to be fake information.This is obviously a lunatic who is daring to survive.
As far as his actions are concerned, even if it wasn't for them, he would definitely not provoke others.
It's just that if they provoked no one, they would be miserable.
Cui Zhao fed Su Xiyan another longan, and the two sat calmly in this weird wedding room, quietly waiting for news from Li Simeng.
The waiting time was not too long. The red candle burned about one-fifth, and Su Xiyan received the message. It was sent by Siri, but the tone was from Li Simeng.
[Have joined those who were captured, a total of nine couples of men and women, the concubinage ceremony is already being prepared outside, come quickly. 】
This was proposed by Li Simeng before, to capture Fengshan Ghost King, in addition to Siri's reward, she will also provide help - to help them find the ghosts that were captured before.
According to Li Simeng, these selected "concubines" are all living people. Before they knew it, they were seen by ghosts sent by Fengshan Ghost King, and they would be killed after confirming their identities.The corpses are placed at home, and the souls are taken away and imprisoned somewhere, and they are brought back after the first seven days, and the soul returning night is arranged as a wedding banquet, and then they are brought to Fengshan Ghost King.
It's not the end here. Although Li Simeng has just reached the time of the first seven souls, when she was detained, she once got news from the ghosts who guarded them.
Don't look at the Fengshan ghost king who has married so many one after another during this period of time, but in fact he hasn't touched any of them.He seemed to be waiting for an opportunity, an opportunity to hold some kind of ceremony.
Thinking of Fengshan Ghost King's approaching Yinshou and what he wanted to do, Li Simeng could guess the result. Isn't it just that the old man wants to live two more years.But do you want to live longer and don't know how to go to the hospital?If the hospital is not working, don’t you know how to go to the underworld to ask?Dare to lay hands on her, is he tired and crooked?
Li Simeng's eyes were full of hostility, and he vowed to bring that old man to the most terrifying level in hell.
Regarding her performance, Siri expressed her understanding, and at the same time actively participated in her plan, and helped to include and supplement the terms of clear charges.For example, there are dereliction of duty, knowingly breaking the law, preventing evil activities, etc...
A long list, compared with what Li Simeng said at the beginning, suing Fengshan Ghost King for murdering people in the world, and forcing concubines to marry seems more deterrent.In order to coax his wife, he unscrupulously talked about all the hells that are recognized as the most terrifying in the underworld, and secretly found out how to torture the ghosts who are about to lose their wits.
It can be said that the action this time was basically planned by the two of them, and Su Xiyan and the others were the ones who did it.Su Xiyan was very pleased with this sudden change from a leading role to a supporting role. It would be great if the victims he met next time were so active, saving effort and relieving hatred.
"Knock Knock Knock-"
Cui Zhao stood at the door of the room, knocking on the door vigorously, or rather gently hammering on the door.After receiving the message, they tried to escape by opening the window, but as soon as they opened the window, they saw a few wandering souls floating nearby, probably to guard them. It was still dark under the window, so it was not easy to jump.
Since they couldn't jump, they simply decided to go through the main entrance openly.
What does it mean to walk through the front door? Of course, it means asking someone to come and open the door.
Cui Zhao hammered unhurriedly for a few minutes, and finally heard a series of hurried footsteps coming towards them.The door opened with a creak, and a familiar paper figurine came in.
"What are you doing? What's the matter with you two when you're busy?"
The paper man with rouge on his face and a wrinkled head stared at him, and said you, but his behavior and movements clearly showed the word impatient.It's totally different from the respectful way he invited them over before, oh, and it's also different from the way he bullied them to change their clothes.
Cui Zhao: "Go to the bathroom."
The paper figurine stared: "What kind of toilet is there? Isn't there a toilet in the room? Are you two blind or deaf? Before I leave, I told you to be okay and stop making noise..."
With a "bang", the paper figurine fell to the ground with a bang.
Looking at the big part sunken in the back of the paper figurine's head, Cui Zhao rubbed his arms and stepped on it calmly, turning the whole head into a paper cake with a bang.
Su Xiyan came over with a handful of peanut longan shells, tore off the paper cake's head, and used the paper figurine's body with a big hole as a trash can. The notes were thrown in together.
After being tossed like this, the paper figurine was still able to move tenaciously. He waved his hands and feet, trying to come over and pull them.But the head was gone, and I couldn't see anything. I could only fumble around staggeringly, and at the same time, there was no mouth and I couldn't shout. The entire operation site was extremely quiet.
Su Xiyan originally thought that he would shrink quickly, but seeing his claws and claws, he knew that he would not be turned into a piece of paper in a while, so he had an idea, took off his wedding clothes and put them on for him up.
Cui Zhao: "Tsk."
Su Xiyan: "What are you talking about? Go and see if there is a trash can outside, I have to fill it up for him."
Cui Zhao: "...Oh."
He walked out from the door slowly, quietly took out his mobile phone and looked at it, a photo of Su Xiyan smiling sideways in a wedding dress was left on his desktop, after thinking about it, he reluctantly replaced it.
If Su Xiyan sees it, something might happen, and this kind of photo, of course, only looks good if he is wearing the wedding dress he bought for him!
Su Xiyan didn't care about the busybody looking for a trash can outside, he was excitedly tossing the paper figurine.This paper figurine has a respectful attitude, and looks uncomfortable. It happened that I had a new idea before, so I just made it out to do something for the ghosts here.
He took out a bunch of materials and modified the paper figurine, and after a while, a headless paper figurine with a strange bulging belly was newly produced.
Su Xiyan: "Set goals, Fengshan Ghost King."
The paper figurine shook, and an electronic light shone behind it.
[The goal is set, start the program of throwing arms and hugging, and the goal is being pursued——]
Da da da, the headless paper man ran away by touching the door.
Su Xiyan rubbed her hands excitedly, and then dragged Cui Zhao, who was watching, to follow her.Just now Cui Zhao has learned in detail where the concubine ceremony is from a certain ghost, and they have to rush to destroy it.
The place where the ceremony was held was in a mountain nest, not far from their side, because they are also in the mountain nest now.
I don't know what kind of brain this Fengshan Ghost King has. He insists on living in a place where there is no village and no shop behind. No wonder the sedan chair flew with him for almost an hour just now.Other means of transportation may not be able to enter at all.
Although the place is a bit shabby, the Fengshan Ghost King was more sincere when he held the ceremony. The antique high platform was arranged in a bright red area, and there were a lot of lonely souls and wild ghosts kneeling under it.
I don't know if they were dragged here to kneel in the middle of the night, did they scold their mothers.Su Xiyan observed the environment slightly, pulled Cui Zhao to stick a talisman together, sealed the yang energy and restrained the aura, and walked over in a fair manner.
On the stage was a great god dancing, a ghost wearing sacrificial clothes, carrying a big bell, jumping up and down. Nine couples of men and women were dressed in wedding clothes, tied into rice dumplings, lined up one by one.
And the protagonist of this ceremony, Fengshan Ghost King, was sitting on the stage, on a raised seat, staring coldly at the dancing priest.
He looked like a middle-aged man with a dark face and a Chinese character face. He was not ugly, nor was he the old man he imagined.But after doing that kind of thing, he will be disabled if he wants to.
Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao walked over so openly that anyone who wasn't blind would have seen them.The group of ghosts became restless, and Su Xiyan caught a glimpse of a paper man walking up to Fengshan Ghost King and saying something, and then he glared at them with a sullen face.Several paper figurines who looked alike ran over from the side one by one, trying to catch them back.
Cui Zhao gave him a cold look, and they stopped tremblingly, not daring to make a move.This is the official wife that the ghost king is going to marry. Don't look at being unfavored now, if they are favored in the future and the pillow blows, wouldn't they be doomed?
"Bosses," the leading paper figurine forced out a smile, "It's cold, why don't you two sit inside with us?"
"No." Cui Zhao threw down two words forcefully.
Su Xiyan was even worse. He pointed at the top with a smile, "I haven't seen the ceremony of accepting concubines yet. Oh, you marry so many at a time, are you sure you ghost king can bear it?"
Fengshan Ghost King above: I can't bear it, you will know later!
Cui Zhao rolled his eyes, he took out two small mats from nowhere, gave Su Xiyan and him one each, and then brought out a small lamp.With the candlelight as big as a bean, the two of them took out a pack of melon seeds, expressing clearly the meaning of eating melon seeds to watch a play.
But those paper figurines didn't dare to touch them at all, or in other words, they turned their heads and ran away when they saw the little lamp.Nestled against the table, shrank in the farthest place from Su Xiyan and the others, trembling and shaking his legs.
Thinking about it, if it wasn't for Fengshan Ghost King's order, they would have run away without a trace.Because the lamp that Cui Zhao took out was lit in it—Samadhi True Fire.
This is actually a small magic weapon that I got from the underworld at the beginning. It has no other use except to light a fire. It was stuffed in my pocket and occasionally used as a flashlight.Because the brightness is really not high, it will be stuffed into the utility room soon, but now it seems that it can last for a while.At least the Samadhi Real Fire is used to scare the paper figurines, so it's really good to scare one.
The ghost king of Fengshan saw his subordinates look like this, and he was so angry that he fell on his back, but he still had to sit on the top and couldn't leave easily, so he could only look at Su Xiyan with a livid face, and the two of them kowtowed melon seeds as if they were watching a play Pointing at them on the stage.
This leisurely look was not only displeasing to Fengshan Ghost King, but also other people on the stage couldn't help it.
Su Xiyan felt a shock in his pocket, opened it and saw the questioning words sent by Siri, and jumped out. The central thoughts revolved around how you haven't done anything yet, my wife's legs are about to be tied up and so on.
The one who gave the most money, Cui Zhao patiently explained that the ceremony on the stage hadn't all started yet, so let him directly start a big one, and then they would catch it right and save it and go to the bottom.That is to say, in the traditional sense, everyone gets everything.
Siri didn't reply, because the ceremony finally started.
The priest bounced around on the platform for a long time, his legs were about to break, and he finally stopped out of breath. He stretched out his hand, and a section of red silk floated in front of the men and women, and each piece of silk connected a pair.
The people who were originally bound had been untied at some point, men and women stood on both sides, wearing wedding clothes, holding red silk in their hands.In the stiff tone of the priest, he bowed slowly, worshiping the heaven and the earth!
Cui Zhao: ...
"I thought that guy could have any good way to avoid the crime of harming others, but it turned out to be nothing more than stealing and abducting."
He saved the souls of those people and waited until he got nine couples together, and then dragged them into marriage.Before these souls were taken captive, the family exchanged birthday invitations for them, birthday horoscopes, three rites and six invitations have passed, and this worship is really considered a marriage.
Even if you go to the underworld to see, there is a registration record that you have married someone in the dark.As soon as this record exists, Fengshan Ghost King will gnaw his soul again, and half of those pots that harmed strangers will be pushed out.
Su Xiyan remembered that Li Simeng described in plain words that after being tricked by her family, she was locked up in the room, and fresh water was delivered regularly every day. A few days later, she died of poisoning, and she was sent to the hospital to see that she died of a sudden illness.
Among them must be the method of Fengshan Ghost King. He threw the pot of killing them on their relatives.Then the souls that were forcibly robbed and married were also married to those souls. Their yin relatives were married according to ancient rituals. In that ancient custom, women always follow their husbands after they get married.
After the marriage is over, let those men sign a written statement, saying that they are willing to give their wives to the ghost king... Then, even if the hell receives the news, he will not be able to punish him for a felony. After all... From the positive point of view, he is just It's just a gift from a few ghosts, at best it can only be said to be a bribe.
This trick... is really deep enough and disgusting enough.
Su Xiyan took out a stack of talisman papers, sighed and followed Cui Zhao to the stage.
As soon as Cui Zhao went up, he slapped the priest far away, and then walked towards Fengshan Ghost King.Su Xiyan followed behind him, glanced at the ground, and the reason why Fengshan Ghost King squatted on the platform without moving for a long time came out.This guy actually regarded himself as the eye of the formation, and suppressed it here to prevent others from ruining this specially designed group Yinqin.
Of course, it is not right to say that he is the eye of the formation. It should be said that he suppresses the eye of the formation, just like a weight.
Cui Zhao didn't care whether he weighed the weight or not, he just slapped the priest just like he just slapped the priest, and slapped his face.
Fengshan Ghost King only had time to let out a scream before he was beaten all over the head by Cui Zhao, who was not good-tempered.
The audience was silent, only the screams of Fengshan Ghost King could be heard.
"Ahhh! You bastard, you're playing tricks, don't wait for me to get up, I'll make you look good when I get up!..."
"Bang." There was a crackling beating.
"You wait for me!"
"Bang." A fat beating.
"Do you know who I am, I am..."
"Bang." Fat beat.
"...I was wrong! Boss! Please spare me! I... I will give you all my territory, all my subordinates, and beauties..."
"boom."
Cui Zhao clenched his fist, and he recognized the word, beating!
There was a blunt sound of skin and flesh, and the sound pierced their ears. Everyone stared dumbfounded at the appearance of Fengshan Ghost King, who once seemed extremely powerful in their minds, being beaten up and covered in bruises, and felt as if something suddenly collapsed in his heart.
Su Xiyan calmly paced in front of a group of newcomers, studying how to solve the formation on the ground.Perhaps the previous steps have been completed, and this formation is still in operation. If it is completely completed, then these souls present will really become a couple unwillingly.
Oh no.
Su Xiyan suddenly came back to his senses. After he saw that the crowd was able to move, he tore off the hijab without hesitation.
"Did you do this on purpose?"
When they were on the road, they deliberately asked Siri to apply for a marriage certificate for them. Once the certificates were obtained, their identities as husband and wife already existed, even if one of them was dead and the other was never human.
Just ask, how can a person who is already a wife marry someone else at this time?
The formation is a chain formation, once started it is very difficult to stop, but if there is a mistake in any link in the middle, it will immediately get stuck and fail.
Li Simeng showed a slight smile.
"Not only that, but I made a little arrangement and made an extra arrangement. Siri's identity is different from that of ordinary people. If the marriage certificate is not recognized, then she will come in handy."
Li Simeng's chin moved a little to the side, and the woman in wedding dress who had been standing motionless beside her suddenly pulled off her hijab, revealing a familiar face.
Yan Sanniang glared at her angrily, "How dare you plot against me!"
If she hadn't been fooled by this woman and said that she could marry Fengshan Ghost King as long as she mingled in instead of that soul and wore a wedding dress, she wouldn't have stayed here obediently.I thought that after the ghost king died, it would not be easy to use her means to seize all the inheritance and live happily alone, but I was tied up here not long after I put on the wedding dress.
She was about to die of anxiety in the formation just now, if she really married an ordinary ghost, that would be fine!When did Yan Sanniang obediently listen to those dog men?
Li Simeng glanced over indifferently, and then turned back to Su Xiyan, she explained.
"I sent this to my door. I don't think it's for nothing. When will this formation be unlocked?"
Yan Sanniang, who was neglected, was so angry that she wished she could directly swallow this daring soul.But looking at Cui Zhao, who was beating someone from a distance, and Su Xiyan, who was standing in front of her, she still didn't dare to make a move.
What if... what if they get angry and push her to the ground and beat her like this?Is Yan Sanniang shameless?
"Soon." Seeing Yan Sanniang's daring expression but not speaking, Su Xiyan secretly smiled inwardly.
Siri's wife also has the same personality as him. No wonder the two can talk together. The feeling of hitting the nail on the head is really familiar.
He took out a few talisman papers and threw them down to slightly speed up the operation of the formation. Fengshan Ghost King was careful to design this formation to be the same as a turtle shell, thick and slow.Su Xiyan got a little impatient waiting, and when she raised her eyes once, she happened to see Li Simeng staring at the side where Cui Zhao beat Fengshan Ghost King violently, and there was a flash of envy in her eyes.
Su Xiyan smiled, "Do you want to beat him together?"
"En." Li Simeng nodded honestly.
Faced with such a culprit who killed her, it would be fake if she didn't want to beat her up herself. She wished that she was the one standing there and beating Fengshan Ghost King like a sandbag.
"No problem, wait until I let Cui Zhao take a breath, and we will send him away after letting you vent your anger."
Su Xiyan patted his chest and assured that Li Simeng married Siri, in his opinion, he was his own, and he was always very generous to his own.Not to mention beating the ghost king, taking her to the underworld to let the people over there open a small back door, or finding her a temporary errand to do is all possible.
Li Simeng nodded with bright eyes, wishing she could untie the formation now so she could go out and beat people up.
Perhaps it was this anticipation that accelerated the operation of the formation, and the formation was stuck in the next second.Su Xiyan saw the opportunity and dropped the talisman paper in his hand, and in the burst of flames, a figure rushed out quickly, faster than Li Simeng's movements.
Yan Sanniang.
Su Xiyan wanted to stop her, but when she moved the talisman in her hand, the female ghost turned her head as if she had eyes behind her back, and yelled at him.
"Little brother, let me go this time. I haven't killed for a long time. I'm really not the kind of bad ghost who does bad things. I don't want to go to the underworld. There are only bachelors everywhere, or a group of straight men who can't chase girls." Male cancer, I hate it!"
Su Xiyan's hand trembled, and she jumped out without restraining her.
Yan Sanniang seized the opportunity and slipped out quickly, not forgetting to thank him while running, leaving a clue by the way.
"Thank you, little brother, I'm leaving now, and you guys should go too. The old ghost who was beaten by your friend is the ghost king in this area. He has someone in the underworld. If the ghost calls you It’s not easy to handle either.”
Su Xiyan: ...
When Cui Zhao heard this, he couldn't help but let out a cold snort.
Ghost messengers, the last thing they are afraid of is ghost messengers coming.
However, the Fengshan Ghost King struggled on the ground to raise his head as if he had grasped at a straw, and yelled at Cui Zhao and the others angrily.
"She is right. I have someone in the underworld. If you are sensible, let me go quickly, otherwise your sect will pursue it..."
He took Su Xiyan and the others as the address of a certain sect, and he came to the door when he learned about the marriage.The Fengshan Ghost King was aggrieved, he had expected this possibility a long time ago, and surrounded his residence with three circles inside and three circles outside, all of which were layer by layer formations.
But I didn't expect my subordinates to commit suicide. After discovering Su Xiyan and the others, I felt that these two were good-looking and the system was good. I would recommend them to the ghost king as wives.The ghost king was busy setting up the formation at the time, so he took a quick look and asked him to put the person in the room first, but he didn't expect to get two evil stars...
Moreover, his perfunctory attitude made his subordinates feel that the two of them will be useless in the future, and if they don't like it, maybe they will be cool in the future, so...
Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao had a cold face and a smiling face, both of them had similar contempt in their eyes.Fengshan Ghost King was stunned, barely supported his body, resisted the chill coming from behind, and continued to threaten.
"I have already sent a message to inform friends from the underworld to come here. You trespassed in my cave, beat people without saying anything, and did not follow the rules wherever you went. When they come, I will let them have a good relationship with your teacher. The elders tell me about this..."
He was still talking blah blah, Cui Zhao scratched his ear and asked in surprise.
"Did he sit on the ghost king's seat because of his nagging?"
Su Xiyan: ...
Come on, maybe there is someone behind him?
In the midst of one side's strong support and one side's bored waiting, the legendary underworld servants who will make the decision of Fengshan Ghost King finally arrived.A whirlwind rolled up on the ground, and an unusually cold breath came. The ghosts who were secretly eating melons and watching the show just now fell to the ground in fear, and they heard a crisp sound of chains.
It's a soul lock.
Cui Zhao raised his eyebrows, and softly whispered to Su Xiyan.
"I want to see which idiot is rushing over."
Su Xiyan told him with a serious expression that he can't say that about his colleagues, at most he can only say that a colleague was fooled over.You can't blame the other party for being stupid, what if they weren't smart before they did the trick?
Cui Zhao: ... makes sense.
"Cough," in their mouths, a certain errand who had already turned into a born with mental illness finally pretended enough, and emerged from the ground flawlessly with his own soul lock.
"Who dares to make trouble in my branch office in the underworld?"
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