Daily life of civil servants in the prefectural government

Su Xiyan asked the housekeeper for new swimming trunks, put on a bathrobe and went to settle accounts with Cui Zhao.I don't know how this guy bought it. The swimming trunks with the black cat sheriff's head printed on it are not only thin and short, but the black cat sheriff who was originally a cow cat was painted pure black forcibly.

Black cat on a white background, which store will make such a strange product!Would anyone other than Cui Zhao really buy this thing?

——Of course it was ordered from a Taobao store.

Cui Zhao's reaction in this regard was astute, he directly found those monsters who were running Taobao shops in the world.He forced the demon to make swimming trunks for him, and no one else was allowed to order this style, and he had to wear gloves when doing it.

They almost didn't let them wash their hands frequently, and put incense and pray.

If it weren't for his terrible force value, he would probably be complained to the Demon World Protection Association.Because the number of monsters is gradually decreasing, many poor monsters working outside have united to establish a monster protection association, generally speaking, to deal with some tribes being deceived by humans.

The hard-working monster moves bricks for a whole year, but it does not get paid, and it happens from time to time that the human boss runs away.

Cui Zhao didn't bother to care about the association, no monster would come to trouble him without looking.In the modern age where there are so many big monsters in the monster clan, sleeping soundly and dying, he is the ancestor of the monster clan, and he is a rare breed with only one left.

Be as willful as you want hehehe.

But now the wayward Yaozu patriarch was a little timid, he looked around by the hot spring pool, trying to find a suitable place to hide.

The hot spring pool here is very concerned about privacy. After all, it is a place for individual guests to take a bath. There is a wooden fence like a curtain around the pool.

There is a rockery scene directly opposite, it is late autumn, the maple leaves are red and the rockery is correspondingly interesting.There are not only maple leaves planted on the opposite side, but also some evergreen tree species. The bright red is interlaced with the green behind. The combination of red and green in nature is more beautiful than that of the top painters.

Cui Zhao became a prototype and jumped into the rockery in one leap.The red maple leaves quietly shrank in the shadow of the rockery, making it easy for people to lose sight of him.

As soon as he hid, Su Xiyan angrily rushed in with his swimming trunks.

Unsurprisingly, there was no one in the hot spring pool, sake and some snacks were still placed on a big rock by the bank, and Cui Zhao's mobile phone was also placed on it, but he just disappeared.

Su Xiyan looked at the rockery on the opposite side and sneered, instead of going to look for it, he took out a talisman and drew it across the dividing line.A transparent film that ordinary people cannot see rises instantly, forcibly separating the rockery from the hot spring pool.

Before the film was completely unfolded, the black figure leaped in the air, grabbing the last second to jump in.

Cui Zhao rolled on the ground and turned to look at Su Xiyan aggrievedly.

"Isn't it too cruel to lock me out directly?"

"I don't close it, will you come in obediently?"

Su Xiyan rolled her eyes, grabbed Cui Zhao by the back of his neck and picked him up.

The talisman paper he used just now is a talisman he has learned recently, called the sealing talisman, which can seal an area of ​​about [-] square meters when used, completely isolating this area.The duration is about two hours.

The time is not too long, but it is enough to use it.Whether it is used to trap something, or used in battle, or even used to create a battlefield for dueling parties, it can be used, practical and versatile.

Because the drawing process is too cumbersome, few people know how to draw nowadays.When Su Xiyan put it up for sale some time ago, he was well received by many parties. The five tickets were sold out in an instant. Must be in stock.

Su Xiyan is well versed in the principle that a small amount is expensive to sell, and he is only willing to sell five, no more.In fact, during this period of time, he concentrated on studying the talisman paper and drew a lot, otherwise he wouldn't be so extravagant that he would use one just to catch Cui Zhao.

Cui Zhao shrank obediently under Su Xiyan's hands. He knew that Su Xiyan loved him even more when he was the prototype, and he didn't intend to change back at this time.With his head buried in a dejected look, his paws curled up, his tail kept wrapping around Su Xiyan's wrist quietly.

Quietly Mimi acted like a baby, and pretended to be pitiful, blinking her big eyes.

If it was normal, Su Xiyan might soften his heart and let him go, but this time he was not going to handle the swimming trunks incident so lightly.He did a comparison just now. Although the swimming trunks were a little smaller, they were still the size he could wear.

When did Cui Zhao know the size of his underwear?

Thinking of how this guy sneaked up to measure on the balcony, Su Xiyan felt ashamed and annoyed, and he couldn't tell what his actual mood was like.Anyway, I was angry, but it still felt funny, and there was a strange feeling inside...

In order to calm himself down, Su Xiyan carried Cui Zhao over without hesitation, and took a set of swimming trunks without waiting for him to speak.

Cui Zhao felt his eyes go dark, and the soft and slippery cloth covered his entire head.Subconsciously, he started scratching his head frantically as soon as he hit the ground, trying to scratch that thing off.

He didn't react until he heard a click, and immediately turned into a human form and pulled the swimming trunks off his head.

"Su Xiyan, did you take a picture? Quickly delete the place you just took!"

Cui Zhaoman ran after Su Xiyan in the hot spring, and he couldn't hold back his instinctive reaction too quickly, thinking of his stupid appearance in swimming trunks just now.Even if he likes the black cat sheriff's swimming trunks very much, he can't bear it!

Su Xiyan laughed loudly, and quickly uploaded the picture to a certain cloud storage while running.It's not enough to pass one, we need to pass several more, lest Cui Zhao loses his temper and asks him to delete without other files.

In the hot spring pool where they should lie down and enjoy comfortably, Su Xiyan and Cui Zhao, two 1.8-meter tall men, ran like children on the water.Hearing the sound inside, the waiters who were always ready outside looked at each other, pretending that they didn't hear anything.

The butler took out a small notebook and wrote down an extra note. The guests are lively and can arrange activities that require more action. Various shooting ranges and the like can be arranged in advance.

It is not very convenient to run around in the hot spring wearing a bathrobe. Su Xiyan was caught by Cui Zhao within a few laps, and he was ready to fight for the mobile phone.Unexpectedly, a hand came up from his waist, and his feet were empty, so he was hugged horizontally, the kind of princess hug.

Suddenly soaring into the air, Su Xiyan was stunned for two seconds before thinking of struggling. Cui Zhao remained motionless, his arms were tightly wrapped around his waist like cast iron.

Regardless of the bathrobes on the two of them, Cui Zhao directly found a stable shore, let Su Xiyan go, and pressed the whole person on it.

Breathing staggeredly, the moist and warm breath hit Su Xiyan's shoulder, and he was shocked violently before he felt that the sense of touch on his body was not quite right.

During the tossing and heat just now, the strap of the bathrobe on his body seemed to be loose, and now the whole bathrobe has gradually opened up.Cui Zhao's body is not much better, the two of them exercise so much, and the bathrobe straps are not knotted, how could they persist for so long.

The skin touches, the eyes meet, and the atmosphere gradually becomes charming.

"you……"

They both spoke and stopped at the same time.

Cui Zhao looked at Su Xiyan's face that was reddened by the heat, and somehow possessed himself and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

"Yanyan, the two of us..."

All the rest of the words were swallowed and she didn't have time to say them out, and Su Xiyan didn't know where the strength came from. She suddenly pushed Cui Zhao away fiercely, and then put on a bathrobe on herself in panic.

In a panic, he accidentally kicked a soft spot.

Cui Zhao screamed and curled up into a ball in the hot spring clutching his lower body.No matter how powerful the monster is, there is no King Kong who is indestructible...

Cui Zhao burst into tears, he looked at Su Xiyan helplessly, only to find that he was looking at a place not far behind the two of them with embarrassment.

After turning around to look, Cui Zhao couldn't help but groan even though he was still dragged by the severe pain.

In the middle of the hot spring pool, on a relatively flat stone.A little girl who looked no more than five or six years old was lying there, her chin resting on her hands, looking at them innocently.

"Uncle, don't fight."

The two uncles who almost had a heated fight just now: ...

After putting on the bathrobe, Su Xiyan walked up to the little girl, trying to hug her up.Unexpectedly, as soon as she was hugged in mid-air, the little girl immediately showed an expression of discomfort. She hummed softly, her face quickly turned blue, and her body began to emit a strange smell of water.

"Don't touch her, put her back in the water."

Cui Zhao didn't care about the pain anymore, he hurried over to pick up the little girl and put her back in place.After touching the water, the little girl's expression eased, and the strangeness on her body quickly disappeared.

"What's going on with her?" Su Xiyan asked in surprise.

"She's a water ghost."

Cui Zhao waved his hand with a serious expression, and a gust of earthy hot spring water poured on the little girl. She squinted her eyes and showed a comfortable expression.

"Is she a water ghost?"

Su Xiyan looked around the little girl several times in surprise. Of course he could tell that she was a ghost, but he didn't expect her to be a water ghost.

Water ghosts are also called "water monkeys". People who commit suicide by throwing water or die in water due to accidents will linger after death and become water ghosts.Here is a special place to mention, ghost messengers... Generally speaking, they can't swim, even if they were good swimmers in life, they are still landlubbers after death.

That's why so many ghosts drowned in the Huangquan River in the underworld. All ghosts entering the underworld must be escorted across the river by a ferryman on a small boat.

One consequence of this is that the ghosts who died in the water have no ghost messengers to extradite them. They wander in the water, and those who are full of resentment and cannot go to the underworld by themselves gradually become water ghosts.These water ghosts have gradually expanded with the exploration of rivers and oceans by humans, and their numbers have also increased.

The underworld once sent some spirits and ghosts who could swim, but they couldn't catch all the water ghosts in all corners of the world.Those water ghosts also have their own way to reincarnate. Water is the source of all things. They are buried in water, which is also a unique connection with water.

As long as they can lure or forcibly drag a person into the water to drown, then that person becomes a substitute for the water ghost.The water ghost can skip the punishment of the underworld and enter reincarnation by itself.And the poor man who was dragged off by him will become the next water ghost in the water until he finds a substitute.

This never-ending cycle of life after life makes the water ghosts full of hostility and aggressiveness.They are called water monkeys because they can attack humans very flexibly in the water, and they are extremely powerful. The ordinary humans who are targeted by them will basically die if no one comes to help them.

When Su Xiyan was young, he also caught a water ghost with the old Taoist priest. It had a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, and it smelled like water. It had lost its basic human form.In terms of appearance, it is estimated that they are the most inferior types of ghosts.

But this little girl is very clean, gentle and gentle, without the slightest hostility.It looked more like a dying ghost than a water ghost who died in vain.

Looking at it with yin and yang eyes, Su Xiyan didn't find any other tricks in her.

Cui Zhao sighed, sat in the water and held the little girl in his arms.Su Xiyan had never seen him be so gentle with any ghost before, so he hesitated and sat down in front of him.

"Humans have three souls and seven souls. Of the three souls, one is fetal light, the other is refreshing spirit, and the third is ghost spirit."

Cui Zhao stretched out his finger to touch the little girl's forehead, she giggled and nestled obediently in Cui Zhao's arms without any intention of resisting.

"Shuangling lives in the spirit, which represents the wisdom of human beings. This little girl is born with a lack of sanity, and she doesn't understand love and hatred at all. Even if she is killed by someone, she can only drift with the tide in such a chaotic way. This The hot spring is probably running water, she should have floated here from somewhere else."

Su Xiyan frowned; "Don't water ghosts linger where they died?"

Cui Zhao stretched out his hand and gave him a chestnut.

"Other water ghosts know not to stay too far away from their own bones, what does she know?"

Su Xiyan stopped talking. If this little girl was born with mental retardation, she really doesn't have the ability to make judgments.In fact, she was lucky to be able to float in the water and not be swallowed by other ghosts.

"The way she floated shouldn't be too far away. The place where the accident happened is near here. We'll just wait and follow the water source to find it."

"That's fine." Su Xiyan nodded, usually it was annoying for the two of them not to mind their own business, but since they picked up such a poor little girl, of course they hoped that she could be buried in peace.

I don't know how heartbroken the little girl's family will be.

There was something on their minds, and the two of them didn't stay in the hot spring for long. After playing with the little girl for a while, they put on their clothes and left.Because the speed was too fast, when they came out, the butler was a little worried that they felt that the hot spring was uncomfortable, or that the two of them were having a bad fight inside.

Seeing that both of them had serious expressions on their faces, they didn't feel the slightest sense of relaxation after enjoying the hot spring.

What is needed in this kind of work is meticulousness, and the ability to observe words and expressions. The butler has been worried for a long time that the two big customers will not be happy, and he was relieved after Cui Zhao and the others called him over to ask.

"Little girl? I seem to remember that there was such a notice a few months ago."