The delicate flower behind the male god

daisy flower representing purity

Insane Wu Yingcai

Year after year passed without any pursuit, and it was particularly inspirational. In a flash, it was ten years.

Wu Yingcai's neighbor, Rose Essence, has already memorized "Water Margin" by heart, but he is still a motionless vegetative... er, well, it is a spiritual plant with enlightened wisdom.

Although the rose essence no longer pesters Wu Yingcai to talk about "Water Margin", based on ten years of flower (base) love, the rose essence still covers Wu Yingcai's daisy every day, so that there are many people around Wu Yingcai. The ignorant and enlightened Lingzhi were all collected by the medicine boy in the alchemy room of Qi Yunzong, and he was the only one who had been blooming with pure white petals for ten years, but he was never discovered by the medicine boy.

As for the neighbor's rose, which has grown into a fine plant, it has been wandering in every corner of the Herb Garden. Even if it occasionally encounters the medicine boy who comes to collect it, it will not avoid it at all, but accepts the kneeling ceremony of the medicine boy coldly.

Wu Yingcai was very envious of this.

The Rose Essence said that Lingzhi, who has become a spirit, should naturally be respected, so Wu Yingcai should not be lazy, step up his practice, and strive to become a spirit as soon as possible, so he doesn't have to hide all day long.

don't be lazy...

Wu Yingcai felt that since he became a daisy flower, he didn't even eat, drink, and sleep. His daily practice was to sleep, sleep, and sleep again. He really didn't know what to do to be considered lazy.

On this day, in March in Yangchun, the wind is sunny and sunny.

Wu Yingcai shook her white flowers along the spring breeze, and sighed lazily.However, as a spiritual plant that is only enlightened, Wu Yingcai's voice can still only be heard by plants that are also spiritual plants.Of course, monks with particularly advanced cultivation or who have practiced special skills can also hear it.

But I don't know why, according to the rose essence, there are actually many spiritual plants in the entire Baicao Garden, but they are basically muddled, not only unable to communicate normally, but even speaking incompletely.

However, Rose Essence said that this is a normal state. The so-called spiritual plants that have not become intelligent are actually no different from ordinary plants, except that they have a little more aura, so it is normal to have no intelligence. .On the other hand, someone like Wu Yingcai, who obviously has very little aura in his body, but actually has a spiritual plant with storytelling intelligence, is actually a strange flower.

For the neighbor's evaluation, there is a white daisy flower of human soul inside, which maintains the reservedness that daisy flowers should have...

The rose spirit with seven or eight big bright red flowers happened to pass by the moaning Wu Yingcai, so she shook off the flowers on the top and took root next to him. While basking in the sun with Wu Yingcai, she asked in fear: " Brother Chrysanthemum, are you thinking about stories again?"

Speaking of the stories Wu Yingcai told recently, they are really getting more and more "amazing".

Every time after listening to the rose essence, there will be an illusion that the three views have been blackened, and it will take a long time to recover.However, the rose essence, which is suspected to have potential self-abuse tendencies, can't help but be tempted. Every few days, he would go to Wu Yingcai's side, and then spurn himself in his heart, while listening to it.

It can be said that over ten years have passed, perhaps because of becoming a plant, Wu Yingcai's memory of her previous life has become increasingly blurred.The only thing that left a deep impression on him was his bodyguard in his previous life, Ni Nanzhi, abbreviated as the male god.

Speaking of the male bodyguard of Wu Yingcai's family, just thinking about it will make his flowers bloom more fully.

Thinking about his unlucky fate back then, even his parents were afraid. If it weren't for the gentle and careful protection of his male god, Wu Yingcai probably wouldn't have survived.

In fact, Wu Yingcai had a good family background in his previous life, but he was so unlucky that he never had time to enjoy the life of the rich second generation, because he was fighting against bad luck all day long, until his 12th birthday, he Dad hired a bodyguard for him, Ni Nanzhen.

With the arrival of bodyguard Ni Nanzhen, Wu Yingcai finally lived a happy life for six years.

Although his bad luck is still the same, he will experience seven or eight life-threatening serial incidents such as dropping flowerpots, throwing wine bottles, road subsidence, landslides, etc., as long as his bodyguards are by his side It will protect him quite well.And contrary to Wu Yingcai, Ni Nanzhen's luck is super good, and he belongs to the kind of super lucky person who can win the big prize by picking up a lottery ticket on the ground.

So when the unlucky young master Wu Yingcai and the lucky bodyguard Ni Nanzhen get into a car accident together, Wu Yingcai's side of the seat will collapse completely, while Ni Nanzhen's side is intact, but Wu Yingcai will be rushed over at some point The strange scene where Ni Nan was firmly guarded by his body was completely unharmed.

And maybe it's because of the long time we get along, and the fact that his bodyguards are so good that Wu Yingcai, a small otaku, started to have some ignorant thoughts.

Originally, the otaku thought about finding an opportunity to come out and confess his love, but a thunderbolt knocked him here, and he became a vegetable in the true sense.

Hey, Wu Yingcai, who has now separated two worlds from his male god, regrets the most for not expressing his ignorant feelings to his male god before "decisively" dying.

So with such unspoken remorse, after being a suffocated vegetative for more than ten years, even if Wu Ying has a super nerdy heart, she can't stand the torture of the years, and finally becomes a little weird. The appearance is that he began to frantically arrange all kinds of bizarre stories about his male god and him.

What kind of sadomasochistic love and killing each other, what kind of jealousy and enmity between rich and powerful families are all regular versions.

Touching and cross-species seven holes of fastness and affection, father and son, uncle and nephew chaos, relationship and bitterness, seven brothers love a grass alone, P series, etc., all the crazy stories that he can think of are used. It came down to him and his male god, because in the end, when he shared it with his neighbor Rose, he shamelessly put the names of Wu Yingcai and Ni Nanshi on the protagonists.

The rose essence knew that his neighbor, Daisy, had named herself Wu Yingcai, so when Wu Yingcai told these stories, he used his own name, which always made the rose essence blush for him.However, Wu Yingcai implicitly expressed that the sense of substitution in storytelling is stronger in this way, and he can tell it with so much devotion.

Hearing the rose essence's question, Wu Yingcai sighed again and said, "Why don't I tell you the sequel of the f*ck flower story today?"

Fuckfuck story...

Hearing the rose essence, his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

The fuck flower that Wu Yingcai created in his mouth is called Wu Yingcai. It is a wonderful plant that needs the male god Ni Nanjin Jingyuan to water the flowers every day, and as long as it is not watered for a day, the fuck flower will go berserk , turning into a flower with fangs to bite the male god's root...

After listening to Wu Yingcai's story about this fucking flower for the first time, Rose Essence felt that her pure soul was being violated by that fucking flower, so much so that every time I think of it now, Rose Essence feels that my own flowers hurt...

So now when I heard Wu Yingcai was going to talk about flowers again, Rose Essence hurriedly cheered up and interrupted: "Brother Chrysanthemum, in one month's time it will be the Hundred Flowers Festival of Qi Yunzong, and the Herb Garden will be open to the public at that time, and Every Hundred Flowers Festival, Qi Yunzong will give a lot of spiritual plants as gifts to the disciples of other sects. If you don't want to be sent away for alchemy, when that day comes, you must keep your mind steady and don't be affected by the sound of Qu He's piano.

"But with my protection, no matter how beautifully you drive that day, you can't overwhelm my demeanor."

Saying that, the rose essence was particularly domineering and flicked the delicate and bright red flowers all over her body.

Wu Yingcai, who wanted to tell a story but was interrupted, asked what Qu He's piano sound was, and while taking advantage of the breeze, she slightly deviated her flower from the bold neighbor.

This kind of collision between genitals and genitals, he thinks it can be avoided, so he can avoid it... Although his mind has been corrupted, his body is still a pure daisy flower...

The so-called Quhe Qinsheng is the unique skill of Qinlianzong, a branch of Qiyunzong.

Whenever the sound of Quhe Qin is played, the spiritual plants in the world will feel it, and the more aura the Lingzhi is full of, the more beautiful it will be, so the sound of Qu He Qin is a spectacle of a feast of flowers.Therefore, every hundred years when Qiyunzong holds the Hundred Flowers Festival, Qinlianzong will come to play a song to add to the fun, and Qiyunzong will give those beautifully blooming spiritual plants as gifts to the disciples of other sects who come to enjoy the flowers to show Qiyunzong's generosity and dedication. Benevolence.

However, the rose essence that has already matured doesn't like the sound of Qu He's piano very much.

In his words, the sound of the piano is too obscene and obscene, it is simply an attempt to impregnate his ears, and even wants him to twist his waist and hips, it is shameless!But as a rose essence with a crown of flowers, he said that he will definitely be the most beautiful one at the Hundred Flowers Festival, and there is no other possibility.

And Wu Yingcai sneered at the mentality of her neighbor who slandered the sound of the piano while secretly trying to win the first place in the sound of the piano.

But for him, in this world without male gods, winning the championship or something is safer than staying motionless in the dirt and sleeping.That's why Wu Yingcai made up his mind that when the sound of Qu Heqin sounded, he would block his hearing, resolutely bloom his own flowers to death, and then fish in troubled waters to escape the catastrophe.

But what made Wu Yingcai curious was that the neighbor Rose Essence used to be the leader every year, so why didn't anyone ask Qi Yunzong for it?

In this regard, the explanation of rose essence is very arrogant.

"Hehe, I want to see if anyone dares to ask Qi Yunzong for me!"

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Rose Essence: Neighbor, your thoughts are so dirty, can you be worthy of the image of daisy representing purity? (#‵′) Highlighting Wu Yingcai: I am a daisy flower that grows out of the mud without dyeing^_^