Orion's Daughter-in-Law [Xiu Xian]

Duan Qishan's sons, that is, the two children born to the beautiful daughter-in-law Yu'er, belong to the "Zi" generation of the Duan family, so Duan Qishan named them Duan Zixu and Duan Ziqian.

These two brothers have not followed the usual path since they were born, which can be seen from the fact that they were born different from ordinary people when they were born.

And after the birth, within three days, there were other strange things.

The children of other people's families have changed from wrinkled to white and tender.

However, the two children of Duan Qishan grew weirder as they grew older. The thin layer of soft hair that originally covered the face became thick and hard in a few days, and even the color changed from light yellow at the beginning. turned dark.

Duan Qishan was so frightened that when Yu'er was in confinement, he closed the door of the room completely and couldn't go out, concentrating on serving their mother and third son, for fear that there would be any other strange things.

However, a month later, when they were full moon, Yu'er had already left.

And for these two little guys, there are small bumps on the top of the head and on the buttocks. There are two bumps on the top of the head, one on the left and one on the right. They are very symmetrical, and there is also a bump on the tailbone.

During that time, the two little guys were crying all the time, every time Duan Qishan hugged them and pulled those two places a little, they would cry loudly, it can be seen that growing such a thing is also very painful.

They cried almost from morning to night, making Duan Qishan's ears sore, he couldn't hear anything for a few days, and his heart was burning with anxiety.

Fortunately, such days didn't last long, only a few days, otherwise Duan Qishan would really die of anxiety.

And after their full moon, Duan Qishan moved to the mountains, and did nothing else every day, just guarding the two children and taking good care of them.

Due to his personal experience, Duan Qishan was very sensitive. On the second day after moving, he discovered that the two brothers actually liked listening to him.

They liked to cling to him after they were born. Duan Qishan didn't notice this because he had something on his mind before, and they were also tortured by the pain of the long bag, so it wasn't very obvious.

And after the long bag, they stuck to Duan Qishan again, and they liked to pat his mouth to make him talk, and once he stopped talking, they continued to pat Duan Qishan's mouth, either crying, or doing nothing like thunder and rain. crying.

Duan Qishan was taciturn by nature, but he was tortured by these two brothers, so he could only buy a lot of books and read from them.

Later, seeing that they listened attentively, as if they could understand, Duan Qishan paid more attention to it, and when he was reading, he also explained it by the way.

And when they were older, when they were three months old, the snow on the mountain had melted, and when the weather turned warmer in spring, Duan Qishan spread thick blankets in the yard and let them play in the yard. She is also full of energy, and in the blink of an eye, she can climb from one end to the other, truly enchanting.

You know, other people's three-month-old dolls have just learned to turn over.

Once, when Duan Qishan came back from hunting, he saw Duan Ziqian crushing a rock with his bare hands, and Duan Zixu uprooting a tree with one hand.

Duan Qishan: "..."

Duan Qishan was silent for a long time before going to the kitchen to light a fire to cook.

He himself is born with supernatural power, so he doesn't think it's weird that the two children have great strength. After all, the two children are his own flesh and blood, so it's not unusual to have such abilities.

It's just that it's too early to put so much effort in three months.

And after that, when Duan Qishan took care of them, he also found it more difficult, because they are still young and not very sensible, and their destructive power is amazing. baby.

They like to cling to him, and during this time they also like to pinch things to play, so Duan Qishan became the best toy for them to start with. They like to pinch when they have nothing to do. Seeing Duan Qishan staring at them, he clapped his hands happily, making him Duan Qishan was helpless.

Fortunately, after he warned a few times, they seemed to understand, and became more honest, at least they would not catch him.

So, the poor Duan Qishan hoped that they would grow up quickly and become sensible, but after becoming sensible, they would stop destroying things, but they would often drive Duan Qishan to death.

When the two brothers were half a year old, they had already learned to speak, and Duan Qishan felt that his life became more and more lively.

Because the first sentence they said was: "Daddy."

The second sentence is: "Why do you look different from us?"

Duan Qishan blinked, he was also wondering about this question, so he couldn't say it, so he could only coax, otherwise the two little guys would never end.

When they are one year old, they cannot be coaxed.

Because Duan Ziqian said lazily and clearly: "Daddy, I have grown up, don't treat me like a child, okay? How embarrassing is this!"

Duan Qishan was stunned, seeing that Duan Ziqian's body was not as tall as his calf, the fluff on his chubby black face was blown up, and he had a serious look on his face, so he had no choice but to nod.

And Duan Zixu is much more evil than Duan Ziqian. He doesn't know how to say such things, but he directly showed Duan Qishan that when he was one year old, he could cook, clean the house, and wash clothes on a stool...

Especially... En, virtuous.

And when they were one and a half years old, their bulging bags suddenly swelled up as if they had been injected with hormones.

There are two more lethal horns on their foreheads, and their tails are very long, at least half their height. With this tail, their range of activities is not limited to the ground, but The whole mountain forest.

On weekdays, teasing cats and dogs on the mountain is very disgusting to animals. Animals in the mountain will take a detour when they see them.

If it's just that, it's fine. Duan Qishan, who has been brushed against the three views and the lower limit all year round, is also very moved when he sees them so sensible.

However, whose children have you seen, always thinking that you are a poor little one picked up?

The two children of Duan Qishan's family are like this, which really makes Duan Qishan, the biological father, feel tired and speechless, but the father and son do not look very much alike.

One day when the Duan brothers were two years and eight months old, a joke happened.