[Comprehensive] My hair is all over the world

The third Hokage Hiruza Sarutobi would never have imagined that when he saw his student again, it would be such a scene.

He still remembers the extremely talented student Orochimaru who made him most satisfied back then, a child with long black, beautiful and flowing hair.Since he was a child, he has always had long hair and never cut it.But now...

He raised his head and glanced at the man who was escorted in the middle by everyone, still wearing the familiar purple eyeshadow. It was still the same face as before, but when he looked at the top of his head, it seemed that he had fallen into a mid-life crisis and was bald.

Years are ruthlessly urging people to grow old...

The third generation couldn't help sighing, it seems that the life of his student who fled these years was not satisfactory, or he was under a lot of pressure, until he became what he is today.

Thinking back then, Sannin was so high-spirited... Now he is just a middle-aged man with bald hair.

Slowly regaining consciousness from the memory, the stern gaze of the Third Hokage swept over. "Oshemaru... after so many years, do you know that you are wrong?"

"No, on the contrary, I'm just looking for the meaning of life." Orochimaru said with his iconic hoarse voice, "It's just a coincidence, luck is not good. I never think it's wrong, it's the teacher You are too pedantic."

So it's just going bald in the quest right?The three generations raised their eyes to look at this once bright and dazzling student, looked at his bald head and asked, "Is it all worth it?"

It may be that the third generation's eyes are too obvious, Orochimaru couldn't help but his face twitched, he glanced viciously aside at Sora Shota who was standing silently without opening a mouth, and said in a hoarse and low voice: "My hair was made by that Bastard got bald."

That bastard brat, he really missed it.I don't know what ninjutsu is. When he was in the forest of death, he brought a few people down from the sky. Before he could react, he was restricted from moving, and was blocked by the chakra man named Osamu Dazai. , so that there is no chance to use ninjutsu.

"Why does he want your hair?" Hearing his sophistry, the first three generations were heartbroken, "I know that you have been unsatisfactory all these years, but I will not show mercy to you. Orochimaru, what you want to do to yourself Crimes are tried and punished."

Orochimaru's angry face was distorted, and he roared: "You old man is so confused, you can't tell that my hair was done by that brat, he is a pervert who loves hair!"

Although Orochimaru didn't pay much attention to his appearance for so many years, but now that he thinks about it, he knows what he looks like now. There is a big piece missing in the middle of his long hair. What is the difference between this and a long-haired Kappa? !Along the way, he had had enough of the strangely suppressed smiles from that group of people!

How does it feel to be called a pervert?Sora Sho rubbed his nose in embarrassment and wanted to explain something to himself, but he didn't want Dazai to speak before him, so he just listened to the other party's righteous words:

"Shut up, you snake, don't insult Lord Sun Shadow!!"

Sora Hair Shota: ...

Zhong Ye: ...

Kakashi:  …

Hiruzaru Sarutobi coughed lightly, motioning for Kakashi to take him down.

In the end, there were only Sora Hair Shota and the three Sun Country people left in the room, and the third generation sighed at them for a while, then walked up to Sora Hair Shota and stretched out his hand.

"It's really the waves pushing the waves forward. Thank you very much for your help."

Sora Shota extended his hand and shook hands with Midai, "You're welcome, it's a little effort, happy cooperation."

"It's a pleasant cooperation. I won't say more if I thank you too much." Hiruzaru Sarutobi said, "I heard that you are going to build a village? Konoha can pay some money, let's take it as a reward. If you need it, you can also You can pick some people from our village to help you."

"Ah, you are too polite." Kong Maoxiang said with a smile, "We will figure out our own way."

"Okay, then I won't keep you any longer." The third generation who was in a bad mood because of the Orochimaru nodded, "I hope to see you at the meeting of various countries soon. Our eternal ally of Konoha. Oh yes, I have one more request."

Sora Shota nodded, "Say it."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "It's like this... If you find our Konoha's rebellious ninja outside, please tell us. If possible, we will cooperate with arresting like this time, and we will have a generous reward."

"sure no problem."

"Then tomorrow's match..."

"We won't come here. After all, time is tight. There will be a chance next time."

"Ok."

"By the way, speaking of this, I remembered that the three children from Sand Hidden Village played a key role in the arrest operation. I think it is absolutely possible for them to pass the Chunin exam in advance." Shota Sora said, "They have this strength."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi smiled and said, "Okay, I will consider it carefully, don't worry."

"Thank you very much, then we will take our leave."

Sora Shota went back and forth politely with the other party again, and then left Hokage's office with Dazai and Chuya.

"What the hell do you really want to build the Yokohama Ninja Village in the Country of the Sun??" Nakahara Chuya asked with a twitch of his mouth as soon as he went out, "Don't be led by Dazai."

"What do you mean being led to ruin by me?" Dazai followed up, "I also did it so that Ah Xiang could get the hair smoothly. It was obviously a matter you took care of, but in the end he escaped."

Zhong Yuan's embarrassing cheeks blushed instantly, "This is..."

He'd been doing this for a long time, but he didn't know why. After all, it was his own fault.

"Okay, let's discuss the next thing." Seeing the embarrassment of the boss, Sora Hair Shota changed the subject, "I feel that there are two other strands of hair in this world... I was thinking about our travel expenses. Maybe you can earn money by catching traitors for Konoha, and the rewards are relatively generous, what do you think?"

The proposal of Sandai Hokage just now inspired him immediately. This is much faster than working in a ramen shop, and he can also find his goal by the way, which kills two birds with one stone.It would be even better if the captured fugitive and the target person were the same.

So after he shared his thoughts with the two, he got affirmation.

Half an hour later, Shota Sora asked for the list of Konoha Rebels from Kakashi, he glanced roughly, and there were quite a few.

"Which goal do you want to set first? Or just walk around and see which one you meet?"

Dazai stared at the list and thought for a while, and finally pointed to the first name and said, "Of course we start with the one with the most rewards."

"Sure." Sora Shota glanced at the name he was pointing at, "Uchiha Itachi... is Sasuke's older brother, right? Chuya, what do you think?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his hat: "I have no objection."

Shota Sora put away the list: "Okay, that's him."

……

There is a small village on the border between the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Rain, which belongs to the territory of the Kingdom of Rain.In a jungle on the mountain behind the village, there is a small wooden house for people to shelter from the rain.

It rains most of the year in the Land of Rain, hence the name.

"Ah..."

In the cabin, Uchiha Itachi sneezed and coughed several times, which made Kisame frown.

"Let you get caught in the rain outside, did you catch a cold?" Dried Persimmon Kisame is a traitor from Wuyin Village in the Country of Water. He and Itachi are partners in the Akatsuki Organization. , just returned from there, stopped for a while in the country of rain and went to the next place.

This kind of exhaustion seems to make Itachi's body weaker.But it was raining for a while, and when I came back, I was coughing so hard that my heart trembled.

I saw him take out a handful of medicine from his clothes, put a can in his mouth, and said blankly, "Maybe someone misses me."

"Heh, would someone like us think?" Qianshi Guixier sneered, mocking himself. "Oh, by the way, this year's Chunin exam should have started, why don't you take some time to go to Konoha to see your brother?"

Hearing the other party mention his younger brother, Uchiha Itachi's eyes that had always been as deep as a pool of water finally changed.He hooked the corners of his mouth, coughed lightly and said, "He's grown up, I don't need to watch him. If you have the skill, you might as well think about the next itinerary."

"I just came back from the last mission, you should let me rest anyway. Besides..." Ganshi Guixia squinted at him, "If your body doesn't take a good rest..."

"I know my body." Uchiha Itachi coughed twice again and changed the subject. He looked at the weather outside and said, "Why don't you go to the land of the wind while the rain stops, I want to eat something hot s things."

"Okay, the weather has finally cleared up." Guixie said as he walked out of the wooden house first.

The two powerful ninjas walked extremely fast, even if they were as weak as Itachi, they couldn't tell from their appearance.The two quickly flew over the walls and came to the territory of the Kingdom of Wind, where there was a small town with many vendors selling various snacks and necessities for passing travelers.

Unlike the rainy weather in the Land of Rain, once you arrive in the Land of Wind, you can feel the scorching heat and dryness in the air.

"Finally back to the place where there are people." Guixie looked at the lively scene around him, and slowed down his pace. "The rain is really annoying. Hey, why don't you go?"

When he turned his head, he saw his partner Uchiha Itachi suddenly saw something that surprised him and stopped by the side of the road.

Kisame followed his gaze, and it seemed to be a ramen shop, so he said strangely: "Why, you want to eat ramen? Don't be so shocked."

"No." Uchiha Itachi came back to his senses and explained, "The name of this store is very familiar."

"Oh?" Ghost Shark raised his eyebrows, "How do you say it?"

"When I was in Konoha, there was a ramen restaurant that was exactly the same." Uchiha Itachi said with emotion, "I almost forgot what it tastes like."

"Maybe they opened a branch in the Land of Winds." Kisame teased.Itachi Uchiha shook his head, "The owner of that shop is just an ordinary person, and he would never come here to open a branch."

"Then why don't we eat here today." Guixiong said, "If you are concerned, go and have a look. I also want to eat something warm to get rid of the humidity."

As he spoke, he didn't care about Itachi's reaction, and walked quickly towards the small restaurant called 'Yi Le Ramen'.

"welcome."

A deep voice interrupted his steps.Guixie looked down, and there was a short young man wearing a hat standing at the door, wearing a strange black costume, standing there to attract guests.A face is darker than the black clothes, and I don't know what the owner of this store thinks.

"How many of you?" Zhongyuan Zhong also cast an irritated glance at the tall, gray-faced man, and said reluctantly.

"Two, is there a seat?" Ghost asked.

"Yes." Zhong also pointed to the two empty tables outside, "I don't know how to look."

Ghost shark: ...

"How do I know if these tables and chairs belong to you?" Kisame snorted coldly and turned back to Uchiha Itachi who followed, "The attitude of this noodle shop is too bad, let's eat elsewhere."

"Cut, like to eat or not." Zhong Ye muttered in a low voice with a dark face, it was all that stinky mackerel...

They left Konoha that day with the sand ninja trio who passed the exam ahead of schedule, and they followed each other to the vicinity of Sand Hidden Village in the Land of Winds without a goal.Then Dazai suddenly said that he wanted to experience the fun of setting up a stall, but he was asked to stand outside like a doorman to attract customers, and he hid behind and said that he was helping in the kitchen. In fact, Shota mostly did it alone.

After all, who would dare to eat the ramen made by that guy... If it weren't for Shota's special ability, if he made it all by himself, the food would emit an astonishing golden light, so we can only let people work together.

"Boy, you are very arrogant. Someone eats in your noodle shop?"

Chuya's thoughts were pulled back by the cool taunt of the big tall man in front of him, he raised his eyes unhappily, and looked directly at him with ice blue eyes: "Of course it tastes good, but you don't have to worry about it."

Gui Sha narrowed his eyes slightly, "Itachi, I really want to see how delicious this noodle restaurant is."

Uchiha Itachi was funny, but he complained with a flat expression on his face: "You said just now that you don't want to eat."

The corner of Guixie's mouth twitched and he didn't speak, he just sat down on the chair by the side of the road and put the knife beside him. "Boy, four bowls first."

"Understood." Nakaya glanced at the other party's big knife wrapped with a white cloth belt, walked to the place where the noodles were cooked and shouted, "Shota, four bowls of ramen."

"Okay, got it." Shota Sora raised his head and his eyes lit up, "I'll send it over in person in a while."

"Huh?" Zhong was also a little dazed, and Dazai, who was chopping vegetables, stopped for an instant.

"Let me just say, it's useful to sit on the sidelines and wait for a rabbit. No, people will jump in automatically."

Hearing what Dazai said, Chuya realized that the target had taken the bait.

"So you asked me to open Ichiraku Ramen on purpose?" Shota Sora thought about it, "Do you think my target is likely to be Konoha's ninja?"

Because the distance from the other two targets is too far, he can only determine the approximate range.And now he will not randomly appear by the target's side as stupidly as before, so it is easy to startle the enemy.

So after arriving in the land of the wind to say goodbye to Gaara and the others, Dazai proposed to settle down here and open a ramen restaurant. The name is "Ichiraku Ramen" where Konoha worked part-time. Of course, the food is also "Ichiraku Ramen". The recipe is authentic.

"Don't you know if you go out and have a look?" Dazai smiled mysteriously. "It's a pity, it seems that the ramen restaurant can only be opened until today."

The corner of Chuya's mouth twitched, and he complained, "How long do you want to drive?"

……

A few minutes later, Uchiha Itachi, who was waiting in front of the tables and chairs outside, coughed twice in a low voice, and when he looked up, he saw a young man wearing a chef's bib walking out with ramen.

The man was good-looking, the best-looking man he had ever seen.Especially those bright eyes, black as if filling the entire night sky, full of starlight.

At first glance, it was the look that only grew up in a peaceful environment, which he envied and never had.only……

I don't know if it's his illusion, but the other party seems to be looking at him with overly enthusiastic eyes, so enthusiastic that he shudders and his scalp feels numb.

Of course, if Sasuke was here at this time, he would definitely tell his brother what this shuddering feeling was.

Unfortunately, he is not here.

"Hi, please use your ramen slowly."

Uchiha Itachi regained consciousness, and the other party had already walked in front of him.

The author has something to say: I seem to have been working on balding my former male god's hair in this article_(:з」∠)_

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Ban Lei; 1 bottle of Jiang Yifei;

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