After divorcing Mr. Jingfenba [Transmigration Book]

"What are you looking at, do me a favor." Tang Chi frowned.

Yan Yixu hooked Tang Chi's little fat man with his index finger, and said with a smile, "I'll send it to you, what good can I do?"

Tang Chi: "Just give me some underwear, what benefits do you want?"

Yan Yixu: "Give me a kiss, and I'll send it to you."

"Get out!" Tang Chi walked out directly wrapped in a bath towel, reaching out to grab the fat time in Yan Yixu's hand.

Yan Yixu retracted his hands and dodged: "I can't reach it."

Tang Chi: "..."

Very angry!It's like beating this guy up!

"Give it to me quickly." Tang Chi gritted his teeth.

"No." Yan Yixu sat on the sofa, turned sideways to hide, and Tang Chi took advantage of it again.

Tang Chi's eyes turned cold, and he pushed Yan Yixu onto the back of the sofa, kneeling on the sofa with one knee.

Yan Yixu looked at Tang Chi who was pressing on him, and said with a light smile, "Honey, you make it difficult for me to do this."

"Don't get mad at me, give it to me quickly." Tang Chi pressed Yan Yixu tightly.

Yan Yixu looked helpless, and just when he seemed to be subdued and was about to return Pangci to Tang Chi, he suddenly raised his other hand, wrapped around Tang Chi's waist, and pulled him violently.

The body fell suddenly, Tang Chi gasped, and looked at Yan Yixu's face close in front of his eyes, his face turned red instantly.

"Let me go." Tang Chi gritted his teeth.

Yan Yixu: "Don't let go."

"You..." Before Tang Chi could finish speaking, Yan Yixu said, "If you talk again, I'll kiss you."

With Yan Yixu's level of shamelessness, he can definitely do such a thing.

Yan Yixu sniffed Tang Chi's ear: "It's really fragrant."

Tang Chi: "..." Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Yan Yixu stretched out his hand and scratched the tip of Tang Chi's nose: "Have you ever played with your husband like this?"

Tang Chi was puzzled: "What?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, his lips felt soft to the touch.

Tang Chi's eyes widened in astonishment: "Who asked you to kiss me?"

Yan Yixu said: "You."

Tang Chi: "?"

When I'm stupid?

Yan Yixu logically said: "I just said, if you talk again, I will kiss you. You talked just now, didn't you just want me to kiss you? How about it, the feeling of being kissed by me, and being kissed by your husband Does a kiss make a difference?"

Tang Chi was furious: "I was just answering your question, it doesn't count."

Yan Yixu: "Answering a question is also talking, so why not count it? Darling, you can't bully me because I don't have enough money, just make excuses."

Speaking of this, Yan Yixu suddenly moved closer to Tang Chi's ear, and said in a low voice: "After all, if I am unhappy, bankrupt your husband, or donate all the property under my name to Hope Primary School, you will regret it. "

Tang Chi was shocked: "You are shameless."

Yan Yixu nodded very seriously: "Many people comment on me like this, and I think it's quite reasonable."

Tang Chi: "..."

Really, people are shameless and invincible.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore," Yan Yixu poked Tang Chi's face, "Have you never played this kind of joke with your husband?"

Tang Chi turned his face away, avoiding Yan Yixu's gaze, and said angrily, "He never jokes with me."

Yan Yixu said with a look of disgust: "Then your husband is really boring."

Tang Chi: "You have strength, a giant in your mouth, but a dwarf in your actions."

One after another, one after another, it should be okay or not.

Yan Yixu didn't understand the meaning of his words for a moment.

While he was in a daze, Tang Chi broke free from his arms and stood up.

He took his fat times back to the bathroom.

When Yan Yixu came back from the shower, he saw two contracts on the coffee table in the living room.

"Agreement. Party B, Yan Yixu, agrees to pretend to be Yan Yuchen in all activities outside L Bar for a period of three years. Party A, Tang Chi, is willing to provide RMB 500 million as a reward for this." Yan Yixu laughed, "To tell the truth , although I am very interested in your husband's identity, after all, the property under his name is really eye-catching. But I am me, why should I live with his identity for so long?"

The doctor told Tang Chi before that even if the secondary personality is not hostile to the main personality, it is completely unwilling to admit that the two were once one, and even more unwilling to merge.

Tang Chi said: "This is not asking you to use his identity to live, this is just inviting you to act in a play, it is a simple transaction."

"This statement is quite normal." Yan Yixu said, "But 500 million bought me for three years, so I'm so worthless?"

Tang Chi saw that there was room for negotiation: "Then how much do you want?"

Yan Yixu: "500 million, I only pretended for one month."

Tang Chi was stunned: "What will happen after that month?"

Yan Yixu: "After one month, it's his business to do whatever he likes, I'm only doing it for money."

Tang Chi discussed, "Then how about I add another 500 million for two months?"

Yan Yixu shook his head: "Baby, you can't push your feet."

"Besides, I agreed to pretend to be him for a month because of your face." Yan Yixu looked at Tang Chi with deep meaning in his eyes, "After all, only by using his name can I approach you openly."

It's boring to pretend to be Yan Yuchen.

But Paotangchi, which is named Yan Yuchen in an upright manner, is interesting.

Tang Chi was surprised: "You don't really mean that to me, do you?"

"Yeah, I have already said that your looks are just my thing, and now I think your temper is also very good for me." Yan Yixu said in a deep voice, "I want to sleep with you."

"..." Tang Chi retreated warily.

"But you don't need to be so nervous. Although I'm a bit shameless, I haven't reached the point of being obscene. Before you agree, I won't do anything to you." Yan Yixu, "I will endure everything After chasing you."

Tang Chi was shocked.jpg: "What the hell? You still want to chase me?"

Yan Yixu nodded seriously: "From now on, Yan Yuchen and Yan Tong are my rivals in love. I will occupy this body well and won't let them out."

Crazy, all crazy!Tang Chi slashed the back of Yan Yixu's neck with a knife.

Yan Yixu grabbed Tang Chi's hand, pulled him into his arms, frowned and said, "Baby, are you so cruel to everyone who wants to chase you?"

Tang Chi looked at Yan Yixu in disbelief.

No, his hand knife is very powerful. It stands to reason that this guy should have fainted like Yan Tong was beaten twice before. Why is he still sober?

Could it be that their personalities are different, and their ability to withstand fights and falls is also different...

"However, I just like you who are aggressive." Yan Yixu patted Tang Chi's head lovingly, "Hey, go to sleep, you have to train tomorrow."

Saying that, Yan Yixu still didn't forget to blow Tang Chi an ecstatic kiss.

Tang Chi stood there in a daze, feeling that his future was dark.

One Yan Tong is enough for him, now there is another shameless Yan Yixu.

Yan Yuchen, you better not come out for the time being, otherwise, even if I ask you to kneel on the remote control, instant noodles, and washboard, I will have to ask you exactly how you split these two guys back then.

No worries!

Just to die for!

And what kind of similar aesthetics do you guys have, why are you all interested in me?

However, if you are interested in other men and women, taking advantage of Yan Yuchen's unpreparedness, those two guys use Yan Yuchen's body to mess with others, it seems that they might as well like themselves...

Tang Chi sighed in despair.

At night, he was afraid that Yan Tong would come out suddenly and cause trouble, so he specially moved the sofa to the bedroom door, blocking it tightly.

05:30 the next morning.

Tang Chi's nose suddenly itched, which woke him up from his dream.

When he opened his eyes in a daze, he met Yan Yixu's coquettish smiling face: "Honey, did you sleep well last night?"

Tang Chi was so excited that he lost sleepiness and almost rolled off the sofa: "You don't sleep in the morning, why are you standing at the door?"

"Wake you up." Yan Yixu said solemnly.

Tang Chi shook his head crazily: "No, I set an alarm on my phone."

Speaking of his mind, Tang Chi picked up his phone and looked at it. It was already 05:30, why didn't he hear the alarm clock?

"In the middle of the night, I turned off the alarm clock. From today on, I will be in charge of your baby's call | bed service." Yan Yixu explained.

Tang Chi was shocked: "Call, call|bed?"

Can you fucking change the word? ! !

Yan Yixu hummed, and then poked the tip of Tang Chi's nose: "According to your training schedule, you still have 15 minutes to go for a morning jog, get up quickly."

The author has something to say: Tang Chi: Let Yan Yixu get the hell out of me!

ps: Some babies may feel that their feelings for Chi Chi are progressing too fast. In fact, it is not impossible to make everyone's feelings for Chi Chi delicate and rational, but it is necessary to add events independently and then move forward slowly, but the number of people is a bit large. Moreover, the focus of this article's emotional line is the four-person Shura field, so I have written briefly in some places, so you don't need to pay attention.

After dinner, continue~