After divorcing Mr. Jingfenba [Transmigration Book]

Yan Yuchen quickly took out his mobile phone and called Tang Chi.

In the taxi, seeing Yan Yuchen's call, Tang Chi didn't answer it, and hung up directly.

Yan Yuchen was about to cry and continued to fight.

Tang Chi continued to hang up.

Until the fifth phone call, Tang Chi finally couldn't take it anymore and answered it.

"You're already divorced, what do you want to do?" Tang Chi asked irritably.

Hearing Tang Chi's voice, Yan Yuchen said quickly, "Baby, don't be angry, I don't want to divorce you."

Tang Chi laughed: "Yan Yuchen, what are you doing? You have already taken the divorce certificate, and you still say you don't want to divorce me?"

Yan Yuchen tried his best to argue: "No! It's not me who divorced you, and I have nothing wrong with it. I finally persuaded you not to divorce me. How could I suddenly divorce you again!"

Tang Chi was a little dazed: "What nonsense are you talking about? It wasn't you who got the divorce, could it be Yan Yixu and Yan Tong? Don't pretend to me, tell me the demeanor and tone of the divorce, it's obviously you."

If Tang Chi was in front of Yan Yuchen now, Yan Yuchen would definitely kneel down for him: "Baby, it's Yan Tong who divorced you. He's pretending to be me, he's not me at all!"

Tang Chi was taken aback: "Yan Tong?"

Yan Yuchen: "Yes, it's Yan Tong, not me. I was going to find Wang Meijuan yesterday to make a live connection with you, but as soon as I arrived at the gate of Wang Meijuan's community, Yan Tong came out. And until just now, it was him I’m making trouble! I’m really more wronged than Dou E!”

Tang Chi was dizzy: "But yesterday I clearly saw you with another man."

Yan Yuchen's head is big: "That's the group performer that Yan Tong swiped out my bank card to take care of. I don't know that guy at all. Yan Tong just wanted me to divorce you, and then he took advantage of it. He really It's so bad, and you still want me to take the blame for him, baby, you must not be fooled by him."

Yan Yuchen begged bitterly.

The plot reversed too quickly, Tang Chi struggled for a long time before he realized: "So, I was fooled by Yan Tong?"

Yan Yuchen shed tears of relief in his heart: "Baby, you finally believe that I am innocent."

"Yan, Tong!" Tang Chi rubbed his back teeth, creaking.

The taxi driver glanced in the rearview mirror in fear, as if he was afraid that Tang Chi Gaba Gaba would eat him.

"He'd better not show up again in the future, otherwise I have to educate him well, if he dares to play me, why won't he go to heaven!" Tang Chi gritted his teeth and said angrily.

Yan Yuchen immediately said: "Don't wait for the future, no matter what method I use tonight, I will get him out, baby, you teach him to be a man tonight, you must teach him to be a man! I can't bear it for a moment, without him Me, me without him!"

"Naturally, Yan Tong must be educated, but," Tang Chi's eyes softened, "You... have you ever thought about divorcing me?"

Yan Yuchen raised his hand and swore: "How is it possible, I like you before it's too late, how can I be willing to divorce?!"

Tang Chi cut his voice, feeling sad all night, finally healed up, and whispered coquettishly: "I was deceived so badly, can you say a few words that you like me and make me happy?"

Yan Yuchen breathed a sigh of relief, and said dotingly: "Baby, I like you, I like you to death, I can't live without you, you are my air, without you, I will suffocate to death."

Tang Chi snorted: "What you said is so disgusting and greasy."

"What I said is the truth." Yan Yuchen paused, and suddenly said in a deep voice, "Where are you now, baby?"

Tang Chi: "On the way back to training camp."

Yan Yuchen: "Can...can you turn around?"

Tang Chi was puzzled: "Why?"

Yan Yuchen clenched the steering wheel: "Let's remarry first."

Tang Chi: "..."

Makes sense.

But the imagination is beautiful, the reality is cruel.

The two sat on the bench and were scolded bloody by the staff.

"You think our Civil Affairs Bureau is just playing tricks? You just got divorced, and now the divorce certificate is not ready, so you come here to remarry, are you kidding me?" The staff almost jumped up angrily.

Yan Yuchen said: "I'm sorry, we didn't think carefully just now, we didn't mean to trick you."

"I don't care if you did it intentionally or not. When the same-sex marriage law was passed, the state issued a new policy. After a couple divorces, if they want to remarry, they must go through the formalities for remarriage for one month." The staff waved their hands, "In short, It is impossible for you to remarry today, so go back quickly if you have nothing to do."

The two people who left the Civil Affairs Bureau were more angry than the other.

"Yan Tong." Yan Yuchen gritted his teeth, "He's finished, he's finished!"

That day, Tang Chi and Yan Yuchen didn't go to the training camp, but went to Yan Yuchen's private villa.

"Are you ready?" Tang Chi looked at Yan Yuchen who was sitting on the toilet seat, and asked a little nervously.

Yan Yuchen nodded seriously: "Ready."

Tang Chi handed the prepared Tongrenwen to Yan Yuchen.

"500 Million Birthday Gift"

Tang Chi has been secretly in love with Gu Zhaoliang for a long time. In a few days, it will be Gu Zhaoliang's birthday. Tang Chi wants to give him a special gift - a 500 million car...

This car reminded Yan Yuchen of being irritable once.

The wife borrowed money from the eldest nephew to buy a car, and in the end the hole had to be filled by his husband, so cutting out the middle link, this matter can be simplified to - he bought a car for the third son whom the wife has always missed!

This is not possible!This is absolutely not possible!

Yan Yuchen kept making psychological hints to himself to stimulate his emotions. After a full 5 minutes, his head finally started to feel dizzy, and his vision gradually blurred.

Tang Chi noticed something strange, and hurriedly left the bathroom, and locked the door from the outside.

"Xiaochi! Let me out quickly! I don't want to be locked in the toilet!" Yan Tong said aggrievedly while sitting on the toilet seat.

Hearing the name "Xiaochi", Tang Chi knew who it was: "You don't want to be locked in the toilet, and I don't want to get divorced, Yan Tong, you really went too far this time, do you know that?"

Yan Tong: "I know I'm going too far, but... I just don't want to see you with other men."

Tang Chi: "He's not another man, he's my husband."

Yan Tong: "I can be your husband too."

Tang Chi was stunned: "What kind of husband are you underage?"

Yan Tong: "But I like you!"

"I don't like you." Tang Chi said without thinking, "And even if you like me, even if you can ignore the fact that I have a husband, then you should be like Yan Yixu and chase me openly. , you divorce me and my husband so directly, what do you want to do? Do you know that if you do this, I will hate you very much!"

Tang Chi said a long list earlier, for Yan Tong, it has no lethality at all, and it is even a bit boring.

But when the last words fell into Yan Tong's ears, Yan Tong sat on the toilet lid and was dumbfounded: "Xiaochi, you...you hate me?"

Tang Chi hummed, and said unhappily: "Yeah, I hate you, I hate you knowing that I like Yan Yuchen, but you still pretended to be him and divorced me, do you know how sad I was then? You were so pissed off I'll forget it! "

Yan Tong's eyelids drooped in frustration, he kept picking at his fingers, and his lower lip was bitten, blood came out.

There was no movement inside for a long time, Tang Chi was a little worried, and knocked on the door: "Why don't you speak?"

Yan Tong: "I'm afraid Xiaochi will hate me even more if I talk."

Tang Chi was helpless: "So you plan to be a mute in the toilet all the time?"

Yan Tong said humbly: "If Xiaochi can be happy like this, I am willing."

"I don't want to." Tang Chi rolled his eyes, "Although this villa is big, but there is only one toilet, and you sit on the toilet seat and act dumb. Where can I go to the toilet?"

Yan Tong was a little flustered: "Then what is going on, so that Xiaochi doesn't hate me?"

Tang Chi said tiredly: "Isn't this something you should consider? You made me so angry and forced me to get a divorce. I was so angry that I cried several times. Now you even have to admit your mistake to me." Don’t you think you’re too much when you come up with an idea? You think about what to do, and if you don’t want it to be good, don’t come out.”

Yan Tong thought about it for a long time, then picked up Yan Yuchen's mobile phone by the sink, and checked it on Baidu.

[The correct way to admit mistakes]

After searching for a long time, Yan Tong finally found a more suitable one.

He said cautiously: "Xiaochi, I thought of why I confessed to you wrong."

Tang Chi: "How do you recognize it?"

Yan Tong said: "If I don't want to write a review, I can do it with [-] words, [-] words, or [-] words."

Tang Chi: "..."

Is this what you came up with after half an hour of thinking?Ning is really outstanding, he is worthy of being a person who dropped out of school a long time ago, and his thinking is still at the stage of junior high school.

Besides, you're a killer, can't you do something to hang out with killers?

The killer's review is really... appalling.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 pit;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of Limerence; 1 bottle of Acheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!