After transmigrating into cannon fodder and white lotus, I became a heartthrob

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Brother Bai: Slowly = 26:4

Overwhelming~

Brother Bai: I... #$%^#@$... I can wear it as soon as I wear it, bring it here!

Huan Huan: ... Poof.

The atmosphere fell into a stagnation, and the joy of being close to customs clearance was diluted. Xu Huan pretended to be calm and shook the wedding dress. I don't know if it was because it was a Chinese wedding dress, and the size of the women's wedding dress was extra large.

Xu Xu turned his eyes slightly, and when he looked at Yuan Feibai, he was already smiling: "Or you can wear it."

"Don't!" Yuan Feibai blurted out, no matter how he is also a macho, it is impossible for a macho to wear women's clothes!

Xu Huan, who had already expected Yuan Feibai's attitude, was not discouraged, and waved at the other party, gesturing to put his ear close to him. The audience didn't know what he said, but Yuan Feibai's expression changed drastically.

He frowned first, then showed a hesitant and tangled expression, while Xu Xu leisurely waited beside him, even playing with the red hijab that matched the wedding dress in his hands when he had time.

He put his fingers against the center of the red hijab, and then turned his wrist to make the hijab rotate rapidly around the center axis, and the surrounding tassels also followed suit. The bright red color made his fingers look thinner and whiter.

Finally, Yuan Feibai said dryly, as if a strong man cut off his wrist, "...bring it here."

[Hahahahaha the little brother in black pampers his wife online]

【What to do, after seeing their way of getting along, I feel that I am going against the grain, who looks like a shou x who looks like a gong, tell me I'm not alone! 】

[Black-bellied Field Control Attack x Fried Hair Iron Fist (?) Accept? ? 】

【No! !The little brother in white must be Gong, have you ever seen Gong who is half a head shorter than Shou? ! 】

【↑The 1 meter attack has it】

[Black-bellied people have no rights, I always like fried hair x black-bellied! 】

[...Why can't I understand what is being talked about in the barrage? ? 】

[Upstairs, it is recommended to ignore it, carefully open the door to the new world (light cigarette)]

Yuan Feibai's compromise was not surprising. After all, Xu Huan had already told him that their trip to the haunted house was under the camera. Yuan Feibai decided to wear the wedding dress himself despite his reluctance.

After all, it was Xu Xu's first time wearing a wedding dress, and the only person he could see was himself!

That's right, it's the reason of such machismo, Yuan Feibai is not ashamed at all.

As for what to wear women's clothes, you won't lose a piece of meat if you wear it once.

Well, Yuan Feibai didn’t know that there is a saying in this world: Women’s clothing is only once and _____.

Xu Xu's eyes were full of crescents when he smiled. He thought he couldn't make Yuan Feibai too aggrieved, so he leaned over and whispered in the other's ear: "It's good to attack you."

Yuan Feibai:! ! ! !

Suddenly he exploded into a firework in the sky.

Succeeded in teasing her boyfriend to the point where he almost died with a single sentence, Xu Huan felt no guilt at all, he looked around to confirm that there was indeed a special place for changing clothes in the room.

Sure enough, the setting of this haunted house was originally supposed to serve a heterosexual couple, but he and Yuan Feibaiding took care of it by mistake, and the scene may have been recorded or broadcast live in cooperation with the official for the purpose of publicity This is a newly opened haunted house in Lincheng.

Xu Huan picked up the men's wedding clothes, made a gesture of "Come on, I'm optimistic about you" towards Yuan Feibai, and then walked into one of the changing compartments.

Yuan Feibai picked up the wedding dress with a heavy heart, and walked slowly to the dressing room on the other side, with an expression like a woman from a good family who was forced into prostitution.

Although he looks miserable, the barrage is full of unkind hahahaha.

The rustling sound came out, although the picture could not be seen, but only the sound left left people with infinite reverie.

[There is no negative comment on the picture, the photographer's chicken leg was deducted]

[Why do I, a man, actually feel a little bit looking forward to it...? 】

[↑That may be because you are actually a potential gay guy]

[I was actually waiting for two big men to change clothes in the live broadcast room, who knows what I have gone through. . 】

【Whether the little brother in black looks good in his wedding dress? I'm buying it! 】

[Betting on a puppet...it doesn't look good. 】

[You are too ruthless!Anyway, I have a little confidence in others!I'm betting on an '82 Coke...not a good look. 】

【↑hhhhh you guys are too bad】

[Looking at the big frame of the brother in black, I'm thankful that I can wear it. I've already prepared sunglasses in advance. 】

When the changing time was over, he came out slowly and straightened his clothes. Because there was no mirror, he didn't know how he would look in them.

However, the workmanship and tailoring of this dress are very exquisite, and it is estimated that the effect of the upper body will not be so bad.

It took Xu Xu a long time to get dressed. He looked at it and found that Yuan Feibai hadn't come out yet. Could it be that he encountered a problem while getting dressed?

Xu Huan walked towards the changing room where Yuan Feibai was in with curiosity. It was so quiet inside that he didn't know what was going on. He couldn't help calling, "Have you changed yet?"

Yuan Feibai's muffled voice came out: "...almost."

What is almost?

Gradually understood, it was probably changed but I was too embarrassed to come out.

So he straightened his face and said, "Come out, I promise I won't laugh."

Yuan Feibai: "Really?"

Xu nodded, and then realized that the other party couldn't see: "Of course, we are professionals, so we promise not to laugh."

Yuan Feibai: "I've seen this meme too!!"

【23333】

【I have seen the ending】

[Hey, I'm looking forward to it, what's going on]

[We promise not to laugh - unless we can't help it (funny)]

Slowing down can't solve the problem, and finally Yuan Feibai made up his mind, opened the curtain, and suddenly a figure appeared in front of Xu Xu.

Xu Huan: "...Pfft."

Yuan Feibai: "Hello!!!"

"Cough cough cough..." Xu Huan tried to cover up the smile on the corner of his mouth with a cough, and he tried to stabilize his facial expression: "Well, what should we do next?"

At this time, the barrage has been overwhelmed by "hahahaha".

Although the size of the wedding dress was very large, it couldn't hold back that Yuan Fei was born taller than others during the day. As the barrage said, he was already thankful that he could fit it in. If you want to wear it to look good... save it.

So in front of everyone was almost a Vajra Barbie, Xu Huan couldn't help but glance at the fabric supported by Yuan Feibai's muscles, and he seemed to be able to see the good figure hidden under it through a layer.

Suddenly, he felt a little regretful, and before the barrage found the "good thing" hidden under the happy appearance, he slowly pulled Yuan Feibai to deliberately turn his position to ensure that he blocked the camera.

Xu Huan admits that his possessiveness is actually no less than Yuan Feibai's.

Mr. Rabbit, who was calm on the surface but actually had all kinds of bad things in his heart, grabbed his "bride". Now that they had changed their clothes, the projected female ghost came out again, and then the BGM sounded, and the female ghost began to say her own story.

She was born in that feudal era, and was accidentally raped by a man. For her "famous name", her parents forcefully arranged for her to marry that strong female criminal.

The happiness that the woman originally longed for was cut off immediately, and what followed was her nominal husband who lingered in the flowers every day, indulging in having fun and looking for women.

Once drunk, the man beat her, and the woman didn't know she was pregnant until she saw the pool of blood under her body.

Such a miscarriage caused great damage to her body, and the doctor told her that she would never be able to bear children again.

This is undoubtedly the last straw on her body, it seems that ever since she lost her virginity, she has been farther and farther away from what she longed for, happiness, love, children...

So while the man was asleep, she tied his hands and feet with a rope, and chopped the scum dozens of times with a kitchen knife.

The last knife was on her own neck, and the blood stained her clothes, as if she was wearing a red wedding dress.

This kind of story may be a bit routine, but Xu Huan didn't open his mouth to complain, but waited for the female ghost to finish talking, and then expressed his wish:

"When I was alive, I longed for pure love. That is something that I have never been able to touch in my life, but I have seen it in you."

"You are a couple of lovers. I hope you can fulfill my wish on my behalf. Then I will become a Buddha and you can leave here."

The female ghost's wish is nothing more than to witness their marriage.

Xu Huan and Yuan Feibai looked at each other, and they came to the front of the hall.

A worship of heaven and earth.

Two worship the high hall.

And then...bye.

Yuan Feibai's tall figure and wedding dress seemed out of place. He was covered with a red hijab. In order to prevent the "bride" from falling when she couldn't see things, the fabric of the red hijab had been treated so that she could actually see things outside vaguely.

Through that layer of fabric, Xu Huan and Yuan Feibai looked at each other, and they faced each other, neither of them moved or spoke for a while.

"Heh..." Yuan Feibai suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and laughed. This sound seemed to turn on some switch, and the stagnant time flowed again.

Husband and wife say goodbye.

[I don't know why... I suddenly feel moved]

【True Love Knows No Gender】

[Woooooooooo they SZD! ! ! 】

Driven by someone, the bullet chat spontaneously began to flash blessings, the entire screen was covered in red, and the content could not be seen even if the bullet screen was not closed for a while.

After worshiping, the female ghost slowly shed a tear from the corner of her eye, and then her figure began to become transparent, melting into the air little by little.

Xu Huan looked at this scene, although he knew it was just a projection, but he couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

When the projection completely disappeared, there was a soft "click", indicating that they had completely conquered the haunted house.

Yuan Feibai stood beside Xu Huan and said, "Let's go."

As he said that, he took Xu Xu's hand and walked out. Before walking out of the gate, a burst of colored stripes sprayed on their heads and bodies, and then a group of staff in ghost costumes enthusiastically said: "Congratulations on becoming the first couple!" The customers who have conquered the 'Ghost Marriage' maze!!"

Xu Huan & Yuan Feibai: ...

Staff: ...Why are there two men?One of them is still wearing such, uh, hot eyes.

After a period of suffocating embarrassment, the staff quickly smoothed things over and took Xu Huan and the two to change back to their original clothes, and as the first couple to clear the customs, they also got a special peripheral: a female ghost night light.

Even when Xu Huan saw this thing, he wanted to say: Who wants to put this thing on the bedside! !

Then the anchor Hei Mao came out to apologize to them. Although the two parties knew each other well, the negotiations continued in a friendly and harmonious manner.

But when he knew that Xu Xu and the others were only high school students, Hei Mao: ... felt like his mentality had collapsed.

After becoming a VIP customer of the haunted house (although Yuan Feibai didn't seem to want to come again), Xu Huan suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, so what happened to the relative who died in the haunted house in the background of the story?" What's going on?"

Staff: ...

I'm sorry, they really didn't set it up when they wrote the script, this is a background premise.