[Bungo Stray Dogs] To be an ordinary person has to pass the triple test

Hint: the routine after a long time.

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Next week is Dazai Osamu's birthday, and according to Nakahara Nakahara, he didn't spend much of it before.

However, this year Dazai Osamu said a month ago that next month is his birthday, and he wants to eat a crab feast.

Amami Natsuki has always believed that Dazai would have become a blockbuster without making a name for himself, so his conspiracy must be more than just a crab feast.

Tianyu Xiaxi stood in front of him solemnly, "Clarify what you want to do at once, otherwise Mr. Zhongyuan and I will hold you to celebrate your birthday that day."

Osamu Dazai flipped through the magazine, "It's really nothing, things like birthdays don't matter... ah..."

He closed the magazine abruptly, and jumped up from the sofa again, "In this case, I want Xia Xi to date me for a day."

Tianyu Natsuki suspected that there was something wrong with her ears, she seemed to have heard the very simple word "date" from Dazai Osamu.

Probably because the unbelievable expression on her face was too obvious, Osamu Dazai emphasized again, "Shahi heard correctly, I did say 'date'."

Speaking of it, Osamu Dazai and her seem to have never done anything similar to a date, even if they go out, it is either for work or for supermarkets and pick-ups.

Like what her classmate said to her about watching movies, going to the park, eating together, etc., it has never happened before.

Even she and Zhong Yuanzhong seem to have been to places like amusement park museums.

On the one hand, Amana Natsuki couldn't believe that Osamu Dazai's purpose was just for a date, but on the other hand, she and Dazai had never done such a thing as a couple.

Speaking of which, they can't be considered a couple, can they?

"...It's your birthday anyway, let's go on a date. Is there any place you want to go?"

The other party looked confident, "Leave such trivial matters to me."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was passing by, also sneered, "You bastard is of course proficient in this kind of thing, rotten peach blossom trash man."

"Wait, Chuya, isn't it a little too much for you to insult me?"

"You think I'd be so leisurely to insult you? I'm just telling the truth."

Speaking of it, Nakahara Chuya always seems to be sneering at Dazai Osamu's past bad love history, although...well...

Amami Natsuki confided in her heart, "But I should be different from Mr. Dazai's previous favorite type..."

Osamu Dazai choked, "...Wait, Xia Xi doesn't think I'm the kind of man who is perfunctory enough to date almost every woman?"

"I don't know anything else, it should be more or less perfunctory."

To Nakahara Chuya's straightforward words, Amana Natsuki nodded in agreement.

Although he hurt the other party with his mouth, Tianyu Xiaxi still made some preparations on his birthday.

Handkerchiefs, razor blades, tissues, umbrellas...

Even though they live together, Osamu Dazai insisted that they meet on the way, so as to have a date atmosphere.

Zhongya Zhongyuan patted his ass and drove to organize overtime work.

The mafia cadre threw an unknown card in the face of the other party, "Here, I made an appointment for you. If I see that guy missing arms and legs tomorrow, I will sink you into Tokyo Bay." .”

Osamu Dazai properly put on a look of fear, but his tone was quite brisk, "Oh, it's really scary. I get it."

"Tsk!" Zhong Yuan ran away with his coat in hand.

Osamu Dazai stepped out of the house lightly, and Natsuki Amaba had probably just woken up at this time.

He raised his hand to look at the time displayed on the watch, and murmured, "Well... let's make a reservation for the restaurant first."

Natsuki Tianyu also purposely arrived at the appointed station early, because in her impression it was common for Dazai to arrive late and leave early. drifted.

Since you are going on a date today, is it more likely that you will jump off a building?

Unexpectedly, as soon as she arrived near the station, she saw Osamu Dazai who had been accosted.

She was too lazy to be surprised that Osamu Dazai was approached by a mature or fashionable lady. Compared to this kind of thing, she was extremely surprised that Osamu Dazai was not late, and even arrived so much earlier.

She was so surprised that she stood there for a few minutes.

Dazai Osamu dismissed the lady who came to strike up a conversation with a smile, and in a blink of an eye saw Amaba Natsuki who was staring at him blankly.

He put his hands in his coat pockets, and slowly walked towards her, "Well, if you see me being accosted by the lady, don't you come over and help me?"

Although Osamu Dazai felt that he knew a little about Amami Natsuki, he still had a little expectation for her dazed expression at this moment.

Xia Xi, maybe it's...

"You, unexpectedly arrived early..."

"..."

Osamu Dazai blinked, then suddenly raised his hand and pulled her into his arms, with a rather unfriendly tone, "Oh, if Xia Xi says this again, I'm going to kiss you in public, maybe I'll be kissed by you My classmates and tutors saw it."

"...Don't make trouble!" Tianyu Xiaxi gritted her teeth and broke free, and then took out a fresh spray from her bag. She originally thought it would be used to repel mosquitoes in the hot weather, but now it just came in handy.

"Low your head."

She sprayed Osamu Dazai twice, "It's all right now."

"...the smell of green tea, uh, but these are new clothes."

She lowered her head, "I just smelled the perfume."

The iris-colored eyes were filled with a smile in an instant, and he raised his mouth and reached out to put his hand on her shoulder, "Will Xia Xi be jealous too?"

Tianyu Xiaxi raised her head and gave him a sinister smile, "If you say such things again, I will use some tricks to make all the ladies on the road come to talk to you."

According to Osamu Dazai's itinerary, they first went to a museum with a special literary exhibition.

Osamu Dazai doesn't look like a character in the literature department, but unexpectedly he knows a lot about literature.What's more, Tianyu Xiaxi now knows that the other party has never gone to any high-level university for further study, and is basically self-taught.

What kind of talent is this?

And usually he only reads magazines and complete suicide manuals, but I didn't expect Osamu Dazai to know a lot about Japanese literature and history.

"You'll know after reading it..." He stood in the museum, his voice slightly lowered, "Isn't it an advantage to have a good memory?"

He has always been a very complicated person. Amami Natsuki has already used his 120-point ability to perceive words and emotions, but he still cannot fully understand Dazai Osamu's structure.

Relying on speculation, guesswork, and luck, she finally managed to find a little bit of the truth about this man from the layers of cover-ups.

She squeezed his hand, "It doesn't matter, it's not just you who have the advantage."

Tian Yuxia wished him a chuckle, "Sometimes my luck is much stronger than yours."

Osamu Dazai made every inch of his way to turn against the guest, wrapping all her hands in his own with his broad palm, he sighed, "Indeed, but I don't want this to really become Xia Xi's advantage."

Tianyu Xiaxi changed his rhetoric appropriately, "Then Mr. Zhongyuan's force advantage?"

"...Don't mention Chuya's name at a time like this."

Amawa Natsuki probably never thought that dating Dazai Osamu would not be boring at all.He knows a lot, and he can tell her clearly if you ask him anything, whether it is history or literature, physics or biology, he can tell her something.

He can even talk about art knowledge.

Amami Natsuki now understands why Dazai Osamu is so popular with women, not just because of his looks and good words.

She sat in the coffee shop and took the coffee handed over by the other party, "...it feels like I just learned that Mr. Dazai has a wide range of knowledge today."

"Do you like me more?"

Tianyu Xiaxi stared at his face for a while, and suddenly smiled a little, "Yeah."

It was rare for her to answer so briskly, but Osamu Dazai was stunned after receiving this reply.

There was a little red on his face, and then he suddenly started coughing, "cough cough cough..."

But this is Osamu Dazai after all, even if there is a little shock, it can only last for a few seconds.

Osamu Dazai leaned over suddenly, almost sticking to her face, "Has Xia Xi also learned this method?"

This is a coffee shop and a public place, but unexpectedly they made such an intimate gesture, and the people around them didn't cast any strange eyes in their direction.

This is the bustling shopping street in Yokohama. There are many pedestrians and sweet couples in love. In Tianyu Natsuki's view, she has counted several couples who just hugged each other and kissed on the street.

Probably because of this, no one would look strangely at a couple making an intimate move, right?

But now, let her realize that she and Dazai Osamu or Nakahara Chu are also "couples", this kind of feeling doesn't match at all.

Even though she knew in her heart that it was not a big deal to make a little intimacy in this kind of place, she was still a little shy.

Tianyu Natsuki dodged a little, "This is a public place."

Osamu Dazai has always had an invincible face. His hand gently stroked the corner of her eyes, and without giving her a second to prepare, he leaned over and kissed her lips.

The palm holding her shoulder was too hot, directly dyed her skin with scorching temperature through her clothes, even to the bottom of her heart.

Even though the kiss was only a few seconds, it made Tianyu Xiaxi feel extremely long.

The instigator even winked at her proudly, "Will you go to eat crab dinner later? I made an appointment specially?"

Tianyu Xiaxi remembered that Zhongyuan Zhongye hadn't given him a gift yet, maybe Zhongyuan Zhongye covered the consumption of this restaurant.

After all, Osamu Dazai had no money at all.

Amami Natsuki bought her favorite accessories, ties and bow tie suits.

"I always think Mr. Dazai is unexpectedly suitable for wearing a shirt and a suit."

The other party supported her cheek with her arm, and her kite-colored eyes looked straight at her, "I always feel that Xia Xi is always saying provocative words to me today, is it because it's my birthday?"

She frowned, "Provocative?"

Tianyu Xiaxi felt that what she said were rare and honest words from the beginning to the end, without the slightest hint of provocation.

But in the end she still understood.

After dinner, Osamu Dazai dragged her to the hotel opposite the restaurant.

To be honest, she has never stepped into this kind of hotel.

After all, it looked extremely luxurious at first glance, and she probably felt that her wallet would be empty even by taking a look.

Osamu Dazai took out his pocket and put the card that Nakahara Chuya threw to him in the morning across his hand.

"Well, the ultra-high-end luxury hotel that has a cooperative relationship with the port mafia, a gift from Chuya? That's probably what it means."

Tianyu Xiaxi instantly understood the meaning of his actions, "...You guy, dating or something is really not simple..."

Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes glowed with light, "A normal couple's date may end up like this!"

He held her hand tightly, "Besides, if Xia Xi doesn't want to, even I can't figure you out."

Tianyu Xiaxi felt that this hateful person was sure that she would soften her heart at such a time.

Anyway, also, I do this kind of thing...

Amami Natsuki naively thought that Dazai Osamu's birthday should be over, until she stepped into this suite.

"...Don't go too far!!!!" Tianyu Xiaxi pointed to the abnormal layout inside the room and some even more abnormal items on the bed.

This is the legendary couple suite?Anyway, it's very unorthodox! ! !

She felt that even if she was a rookie, she should give Osamu Dazai some color.

But it was obvious that Osamu Dazai had expected her to do this. The moment she rushed over to pick up his clothes, he deliberately fell backwards, and grabbed the arm stretched out by Natsuki Amaba, pulling her to the ground. On top of him, the two of them fell to the ground together.

In the blink of an eye, Natsuki found himself falling into Dazai Osamu's arms, trying to struggle to get up, but the other party grabbed his arm tightly.

The man in front of him had a smile in his eyes, and slowly stroked her cheek with his fingers along her arm. His voice was low and hoarse, "It was obviously Xia Xi who threw himself into his arms, but now he wants to turn his face and deny anyone?"

Osamu Dazai's alias may be called Reversing Black and White.

He leaned over and kissed her cheek little by little, and pressed against her ear, spraying his hot and humid breath, "It's really cruel, Xia Xi..."

There is a faint fragrance of green tea, and a little bitter aroma of coffee...

But the most obvious feeling should be the scorching heat felt by his ears.

She buried her head on his shoulder and said in a low voice, "...Happy birthday."

The man above Tianyu Xiaxi's head let out a chuckle, "Well... Will you be with me today? Xiaxi..."

The author has something to say:

manuscript box.

In fact, the original stalk is something else, but I have already written the two stalks I like, and I will put it in the notebook when the time comes. (That's right, the pattern that should be there)

So it became a sweet birthday greeting.It is true that I have never done dating, although in the end I still return to the essence.

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There will be two more days on weekends, and as many as possible next week.The content that everyone is looking forward to is about 72 chapters.

One of the three online articles is about beast, and I haven't decided what to put in the other one.

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The two cute little ones who asked questions:

There may only be a paper version, and the electronic version is not considered...

Anyway, jj will have the full text here!

I mainly want to have my own book, so I want to print it.

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If all goes well, a new pit will be opened at the end of August!Working on a draft right now!

I'm finally writing Mary Sue! ! ! ! ! !

Everyone treats me well, it feels so good.Even if you don't like it, it's nice if it's all good intentions.

I'll see if anyone loves Osamu Dazai and me.

muah!

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It was blocked because of my author's words, what did I say... I vomited blood.. I don't know how many times I changed it. . .

get angry