[Comprehensive] plane trading system

"Thank you very much for your willingness to trade this treasure to me. I will treat this photo well. Now I feel like a newborn. I will regard you as a benefactor. Please accept my gratitude. "Xinba carefully put the traded photos in his arms, knelt on the ground and bowed solemnly to Fang Bai, stood up after a while, stroked his hair back, and glanced calmly. The two people who were about to eat up the food box and snatched each other calmly said, "I have finally awakened now, I know this is not the life I should live, I will leave here and start again, when I become my new When I am, I will come to visit again, and there will be a period later."

"Hey, Xinbaji, I left you with a bite of the rice ball, it was really just a bite, hey, hey..."

"Hi, I'm so full, I haven't eaten so full for a long time, hi..."

Fang Bai watched Xinba stepping over the natural roll lying there holding his round belly, and walked out with firm steps, always feeling that something was wrong.

Looking at the glasses in his hand, he realized that the instructions on it were a bit tricky, but the handwriting was so small that it could be described as the size of a pinhead. He hadn't noticed it before. This is really a weird situation.

The glasses that used to be covered with human skin draw [-] points of energy, but these are really just a pair of ordinary eyes, completely useless and suitable for being thrown into the trash can.

[It's strange, what the hell is my human being doing, hey, I am the main body, hey, bastard, return the human being I'm wearing...]

What the hell kind of setup is this.

"Hmm..." Fang Bai pondered for a while, coughed again, and threw the glasses into the warehouse. Taking advantage of the two of them being too full to react, he turned around and returned to the space, closing the door.

For the first time, Fang Bai was worried that there would be complaints.

"Forget it, let's talk about it when the time comes!" Fang Bai collapsed on the recliner, took out his phone and checked Twitter, and found that Deadpool's hunter exam hadn't been completed yet, and he was live broadcasting the game of playing peek-a-boo with others in the forest. The game, or cat-and-mouse game, was just for a number plate that he could easily get.

Many comments praised him for his boredom.

Sure enough, the world is too peaceful.

He casually took out the newly revised "Tian Long Ba Bu" from the bookshelf, and he was going to see the difference from the triptych version he had read, but just after reading the beginning, he seemed to hear something ringing in his ears.

[Come on, come to me, come to me quickly...]

Fang Bai closed the book, and when he wanted to listen carefully to the sound, he found that there was no sound at all, the whole space was so quiet that only the sound made by himself was heard, as if he had hallucinated, but he knew that he, as a soul body, , There is no auditory hallucination function at all.

"System, can you trace the source of the sound?"

"The fluctuations are too weak for the system to determine the nature."

"Well, pay attention to it."

"receive."

Fang Bai opened the book again. Anyway, there was something aimed at him, and there would always be a time for it to appear again.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Please come in!"

After the door opened, a person staggered in, clutching his arm, and fell to the ground for a long time without being able to struggle, and finally gradually fell silent.

Fang Bai let the door close automatically, walked up to the man and squatted down, stretched out his hand to check his breath and found that he probably passed out.Stretching out his hand to part his hair, Fang Bai saw a young face, and this person's body was not perfect, his left arm was completely missing, and was connected to a mechanical arm, but unfortunately it was almost destroyed now. Exhausted, only a small residue remains.

Fang Bai, who is familiar with superhero works, had some guesses about the identity of this person almost at the same time he saw the broken arm. Unfortunately, what he lacked was his left arm, and the right hand of Deadpool in his warehouse was useless. up.

Seeing that he was seriously injured, Fang Bai poured a bottle of potion down, and used some energy to heal him. After he didn't look so miserable, he took a few photos, and then threw him into a room rest.

Before he wanted to contact Captain America, Fang Bai suddenly remembered that in a movie he had seen, there was a setting, that is, the former friend of Captain America, and the later Winter Soldier was the murderer who killed Steel Man’s parents, although it was not his. Subjective consciousness, but it is an established fact.

Although he doesn't know how the real world develops, but before people wake up and can make their own decisions, Fang Bai decided not to contact anyone.

Putting away the mobile phone, Fang Bai always has a tendency to develop into the shelter for troublesome people after the dangerous goods recycling place.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Would it be such a coincidence." Fang Bai opened the door, just outside the door was the Captain America who was not in uniform, and the one behind him, Tony Stark, could be recognized as long as he paid a little attention to the news.

"It feels like a long time no see, Captain, hello, Mr. Stark."

"I allow you to call me by my name directly." Stark walked directly to the most central place in the house, looked around for a week and then looked at Fang Bai, "I should have come here a long time ago, it's just 'Ultron' Planning takes up too much of my time, and you've caused me a lot of trouble, but I don't plan to mind that, can I see what you really look like here, and you can put forward any conditions."

"I don't mind, but are you sure?"

"Yes, I think I can bear anything beyond my cognition, captain, do you want to avoid it?"

The captain spread his hands: "It doesn't look like there is any danger, can I get involved?"

Fang Bai didn't think that he could shake other people's will. After confirming that neither of them had any intention of leaving, he enveloped them with energy, and then stripped off all the camouflage of the system space. The darkness renders all senses and cognition useless.

It was a state in which even feelings did not appear, and it was impossible to describe in words. Time and space became meaningless things, and everything ceased to exist.

It seemed like just a second, like tens of thousands of years, when the familiar room reappeared, Stark and the captain looked like they had just woken up, with different expressions.

"It's...unbelievable." The expression on Stark's face was a little dazed, but also admiring.

The captain looked a little embarrassed: "Sorry, I didn't feel anything special, but it was indeed a profound experience."

"It's not shameful, because you are a soldier and not a scientist." Stark seemed to be stating a fact, "If Stephen were here, he would probably see more things about time and space, and even multi-dimensionality." The mystery of the universe. It’s a pity that there’s something wrong with their mage. He’s been a little busy recently, but he should come to visit soon. This place should not be missed at all. It’s really awe-inspiring to create such an existence. Beautiful!"

"Thank you. I appreciate the compliment!"

Stark was startled, he looked around, and finally focused on Fang Bai's face: "I heard a voice just now."

"You can understand it as the intelligent voice controlling this place, just like your Jarvis." Fang Bai smiled, "So far, you are the first person to praise him."

"Oh, that's my honor." Stark saluted exaggeratedly, "Can we talk?"

"Need to get permission from the host."

Of course Fang Bai doesn't mind this. Although he and the system don't have much in common, it doesn't mean that the system doesn't have the freedom to find a chat partner, and he has nothing to worry about. Trading system secrets is not so easy. be known.

"I always feel that the world is changing too fast." The captain said jokingly.

"I have a deep understanding of this." Fang Bai agreed, "Maybe we can combine freely and have a cup of tea. It seems that nothing serious has happened recently."

"From the perspective of physical attack, it is indeed the case, although there are still some troubles. I may not be used to drinking this kind of green tea, but it seems worth trying." The captain smiled and picked up the teacup, "But I personally met Some problems, maybe I will ask for your help."

"I won't suffer from helping Captain America."

"I don't know what else I can trade." The captain said sincerely, the trouble with the Rubik's Cube last time almost made him take out his underwear.

"Not always……"

"Bang, bang, bang!" Someone knocked frantically on the door.

"Maybe someone is in trouble?" the captain said, standing up.

"I have a hunch it's not." Fang Bai didn't know why he had a headache, but he opened the door anyway, and two figures rushed in immediately, hugging his legs respectively.

"Xin Baji, where did you get Xin Baji? The mothers in the country are all crying with grief. Please return him to us quickly..."

"Did you really sell him, did you sell Xinbaji? That's impossible, ha, haha, that kind of thing that is useless at first glance must not be sold, haha, it must still be there Which trash bag... Ah Yin, I'm just pretending, it's really just pretending..."

"Can you two stop wiping your tears and snot on my trouser legs?" Fang Bai picked up the two of them one by one, and threw them out. A pool appeared where they fell, and watered them thoroughly. .

Squatting by the pool, Fang Bai asked, "Can you calm down and talk about Shinpachi's problem?"

"Yeah!" Yinshi and Kagura nodded their heads quickly, and there was almost an afterimage, making Fang Bai worry about whether their necks would "click".

"Cough, about the glasses, maybe you can confirm first." Fang Bai took out the glasses, "Has there been any changes?"

Kagura held his eyes in his hands and widened his eyes: "What's the matter with you, Xinbaji, take heart, Xinbaji, why is the setting for you to be responsible for complaining? Are you not the Xinbaji I know? ... Ah Yin, Xin Baji is dead, let's go back."

"Ah, so it's already late, since there's nothing we can do about it." Yin Shi bowed to Fang Bai, "Please bury him, we will inform his poor sister, excuse me. "

[In the name of Gintama, you bastards are going to die for me. ] The description of the glasses changed.

"Please pay attention to the host. Because of the curse of the male number two, the Gintama world is about to collapse. In order to save the world, the rules allow forces outside the world to intervene. The host should decide on his own."

There was a deathly silence in the entire space.

Fang Bai felt that he also had the spirit of complaining.