[Comprehensive] plane trading system

Sitting on a branch and looking up at the snowflakes in the sky, Fang Bai poked the little hamster while thinking about life.

He seems to have lost his way.

Even after being poked around, the hamster lying motionless on Fang Bai's lap kept showing childish cartoon patterns of various melon seeds and vegetables, and occasionally burritos...

When Fang Bai poked it, he tried hard to nibble his finger, he just refused to give up.

After being accidentally bitten, Fang Bai came back to his senses, seeing the little hamster's innocent little black eyes and the flickering food patterns in the dialog box above his head, Fang Bai suddenly had a feeling of being cute .A bag of melon seeds for pets appeared in his hand. When he just opened the bag to feed the little hamster, the hamster, who had been lazily not wanting to move, jumped up and jumped directly onto the bag with extraordinary jumping power. A small paw firmly grasped the edge, and then the short legs fell into the pile of melon seeds with a kick, revealing the round buttocks and small tail.

Fang Bai was about to cry.

By the time the snowflakes had spread a thick layer on the ground, Fang Bai had been staring at the little hamster eating melon seeds for an hour, his puffy cheeks were constantly moving, it was almost like a magical power, which made people unable to bear it. Live staring at it.

Even Fang Bai came up with the idea of ​​raising a small pet.

Well, thinking that this hamster is actually Deadpool turned into, it's actually quite touching.

"This should be the last snow in winter." Fang Bai looked into the distance and sighed.

Just when Fang Bai was acting sentimental, Xiao Kuang in the melon seed pile suddenly changed. In the blink of an eye, the little hamster the size of a palm turned into a colossus. It was pressed on Fang Bai's body, and the result was that both of them fell from the tree. Although they were not very tall, as the one who was pressed down, Fang Bai had a feeling that he was going to vomit blood. Feel.

He felt that he should have figured out that a guy like Deadpool couldn't use common sense to judge at all, and obviously he didn't need him to break the spell.

He was actually obsessed.

It's almost impossible to look back on.

"Could you please stand up first?" Fang Bai felt a little hopeless.

Deadpool jumped up straight away, pulled up his hood, and held onto the tree with one hand, as if about to vomit, but as a result, he sprayed out countless almost complete melon seeds with his mouth, almost like half The thing in the bag was stuffed into his mouth by him.

For some reason, Fang Bai immediately ordered the system to record this scene, and felt refreshed again.

Fang Bai also got up from the ground immediately, leaving a human-shaped pit in the snow. He patted the snowflakes on his body lightly, and out of some kind of sympathy, he stepped forward and patted Deadpool's back. , he has to admit that turning people into animals is not a very moral thing, even if he is really angry.

He had to reflect on it, as if when facing this tenant, his emotions were always too agitated, which obviously affected his behavior. If it were anyone else, he shouldn't be so arrogant and disrespectful .

"Sorry, Deadpool." Fang Bai walked up to Deadpool and said seriously.

"Well, it's really scary, I thought I could sign up for the Guinness Book of Records." Deadpool covered his face with his hands, the half of his terrifying face was still covered with melon seeds, he stuck out his tongue It took a while to clean his face, "Bah, bah, it doesn't smell at all, I heard that you guys like to eat such terrible things, it's incredible." He hooked Fang Bai's shoulders, and he didn't seem to be bothered. Care about Fang Bai's apology, "I think you can call me Wade, anyway, you already know the name, even my origin, and maybe the size of my dick, has anyone drawn it, anyway, I don't remember, Hey, we're already friends, maybe I should come up with a name for our group?"

"Like extraordinary good friends, no, thank you, I mean Wade, we are fine now." Fang Bai cleanly rejected Deadpool's proposal, he is not as angelic as Peter, really.

Deadpool muttered with some distress: "No, we should be more special, to be honest, the little spider's butt is really good, but you are different, dear, can I not call you Afang, although it is It’s a warm nickname, but it’s too inconsistent to mix with European and American styles. It’s like a third-rate fanfiction written by a foreigner. How does it sound? I can pronounce it with a Canadian accent...”

"I call you Wade, and you call me, doesn't it seem unsuitable?" Fang Bai couldn't help complaining.

"It's only the readers of this that don't agree, my dear, that sounds absolutely uniform, at best the difference between hot chocolate and bonbons."

Fang Bai didn't want to discuss this with him.

"What did I just say, that's right, you are different!" Deadpool stroked his chin and said with certainty.

Fang Bai really wanted to fight Deadpool for another [-] rounds over the title issue, but he restrained himself as much as possible deep in his heart. He told himself to be mature and steady, and absolutely not be dragged down to the same level as him by Deadpool.He took a deep breath, and still asked curiously: "What's the difference?" He definitely shouldn't show interest in this, because he knew that he would never hear any serious and reliable answers, but He still opened his mouth carelessly.

Deadpool snapped his fingers: "I really want to fuck your ass, it's crazy, hey, you should really touch it, my dick is so hard it's going to burn."

Faced with this kind of verbal sexual harassment, Fang Bai's reaction was also very straightforward. He punched Deadpool in the face with such force that Deadpool, who was nearly [-] kg, was beaten flying. Bloody teeth also flew out at the same time, and a piece of blood stained the snow-white snow red.

"I***!"

Deadpool covered his face and knelt on the snow, his posture was like that of a pissed off daughter-in-law.

Forgive Fang Bai for using such down-to-earth adjectives, Deadpool's feminine posture, bowed head angle, and forbearance, the image of the angry little daughter-in-law is simply vivid on the paper.

Fang Bai wanted to go up and step on it for a moment, but he soon found that he was not that angry, or he didn't feel offended at all.

Probably got used to it.

It was horrible.

Fang Bai walked to Deadpool's side, and stretched out his hand: "Want to help?"

"You don't get up until you kiss!" Deadpool raised his head and pouted directly.

"We can talk about the issue of further development." Fang Bai said lightly.

Deadpool immediately jumped up from the ground and rushed towards Fang Bai, but in such a world of ice and snow, it was Fang Bai's home field, and the hard ice froze his lower body, especially the key parts. Bai deliberately thickened the layer.

"I have been in love and experienced, but I have never developed any feelings beyond friendship with the same sex." Fang Bai said solemnly, "I am not very attached to gender, but so far I only have desires for the opposite sex, although In my heart, I don't mind having a long-term bed partner of the same sex, but if you really want to sleep with me, I think your love is the most important thing, but this part is a bit difficult for me at the moment, do you have any suggestions? "

Deadpool was obviously stunned for a moment: "I think I'm hallucinating."

"In fact, no. I am seriously discussing this issue with you. After all, I also have physical needs. I can't deny this, but obviously so far, I haven't met a suitable candidate. , which bothers me a bit.”

"Wait, I need to watch a few episodes of soap operas..." Deadpool said distressedly, "I have never encountered such a problem, it's like asking me to understand the brain circuit of the president, fuck, do you still need to go to bed?" Any reason?"

Fang Bai froze for a moment, and fell into deep thought.

"If it's just a shot, it seems that there is really no reason."

"So can you spare my poor little Deadpool, I think it's about to snap in two, and I'm going to turn it into a sausage and eat it back... Well, you think the regrown dick Will it be more sensitive, I didn't notice this before, what did I miss..." Deadpool looked like he was about to collapse.

Fang Bai decided to leave him here to think about life.

"Hey, wait, I know what to do, wait for me..." Deadpool drew out his knife, looking like he wanted to cut himself in half to get rid of the current state of imprisonment.

Fang Bai, who felt a little pain for Deadpool, could only let him out.

Deadpool immediately turned around, shaking his hands around his waist quickly, apparently saving his little Deadpool, which made Fang Bai feel sorry again, it was a pain that men understand.

After about 5 minutes, Deadpool let out a long breath, touched his body with one hand, and he got out two red hydrogen balloons with the pattern of a murderous clown.

"Here!" Deadpool gave one of the balloons to Fang Bai.

Holding the balloon, Fang Bai looked at the weird clown face that made people feel chills, and was a little speechless.

"What is this for?"

"Let's go on a date first." A book appeared in Deadpool's hand, and he handed it to Fang Bai, "There are one hundred and eight rules of love, we can do each of them, until now... Rule [-] , we can go to bed."

"From your personal movie, I don't see that you are someone who needs this kind of book." Fang Bai could only say at last.

"Of course it's because of the script."

"Well……"