[Comprehensive] plane trading system

"Let me see, London, yes, it's London, I've breathed every inch of it, but I'm obviously missing something... You're from England, no, not the country, you had a very unfortunate childhood, where you grew up It may be a place full of unstable factors. Industry is a city gathered because of industrial development. Yes, it must be the case. Here I need to check some information. Your misfortune stems from your father. He may suddenly lose his job. No it's not all that, you have something different and it's not a mutation, you have a group, then there's genetics, your mother is also inhuman, but unfortunately people tend to refuse to accept This might have terrified your father... Looks like I was right, I can totally imagine what happened next, but I'm more interested in the... magic you used, the spell you just cast The spelling is PET..." As soon as the spell was lifted, Sherlock probably had some blood flow, and slid directly by the door, but he looked very excited and chattered endlessly, but Snape didn't stop him immediately.

"Okay, Sherlock, maybe we should go, you need to go to the mutual aid meeting today..." Watson rushed up and grabbed Sherlock's neck with his arms, forcing him to follow her in a difficult posture. And it's hard to say the syllables that make up a sentence.

"Welcome to come next time." Fang Bai snapped his fingers, and the door opened automatically, and the dilapidated alley was still outside the door.

After closing the door, Fang Bai suddenly felt that he had never been so quiet, he made a gesture of invitation to Snape: "Can we talk again, as I said before, I want to do some small business with you, after all Everyone knows that you are a great master of potions... May I ask, may I know what year it is outside?"

Snape took another sip from the teacup, looked at Fang Bai for a while, and finally spit out a few words: "[-]."

Fang Bai couldn't help rubbing his chin. He remembered that the version of Charlotte he met now seemed to be living in New York in the 21st century. There was at least a 20-year gap in age. He was a little puzzled by this. In terms of clothes, Watson and Sherlock are definitely not people from the 90s of the last century.

And Watson knew Harry Potter.

Fang Bai decided to ignore this question for the time being. He felt that the great Mr. Holmes should figure it out, and he just had to wait.To cheer up, Fang Bai has to impress the potion master in front of him first, he is not a person to be fooled easily.

"Then Mr. Snape, can I ask you to take a look at these things first?" Fang Bai took out a magic bean and a bottle of transformation potion, or sex-changing potion. The former is suitable for anyone who often forgets to eat and sleep. , and the latter doesn't know if he can attract a potion master. He has limited chips in his hand, so it is obviously the best to raise the other party's interest first.

Mr. Snape seemed really interested in that bottle of transformation potion. He even took out many bottles and jars from his body, and did some things that Fang Bai couldn't understand at all. As for the magic bean, The former Mr. Double Agent actually ate it directly, obviously to test its effect for himself.

Seeing Snape's concentration, Fang Bai felt that it was better not to disturb him, since the last thing he lacked was time anyway.

About an hour later, when Fang Bai had played two or three rounds of the game, Snape put away everything on the table, finally picked up the bottle of transformation potion that was half missing, and carefully put it away. Arrived in a box.

"An ancient technique, at the level of a master. I am very interested in meeting that wizard."

"Business secrets." Fang Bai said immediately, but added, "If you are willing to sign a supply agreement with me, I don't think it's a problem." It's fair. "Snape nodded without bargaining.

Fang Bai was very happy with the customer's straightforwardness. He directly planned to give away the bottle of transformation potion for free, and only charged some insignificant things as trading items, but the potion master obviously didn't want to accept other people's kindness, so he directly gave Fang Bai A dozen potions, six bottles of blood-enhancing potion, and six bottles of compound decoction. Among them, the blood-enhancing potion is obviously a powerful type. The quantitative data of the system is that it can restore [-] points of blood at a time, which is about half of the total blood volume of an adult.

One bottle of weird gender-changing potion can be exchanged for twelve bottles of practical potion, Fang Bai is really satisfied.As for the next transaction, Fang Bai's blunt request was in the direction of beauty. He hinted that this would please the witch who made the transformation potion and make the meeting go smoothly.

Anyway, there are many witches in the fairy tale world, so the market for this potion should be broad, or not only for witches.

After sending Snape away, before Fang Bai closed the door, he heard the sound of something falling to the ground again. Before he turned around, the sound became a series of sounds, like some... muddy things .

Fang Bai turned his head quickly, but he could only silently look at the pile of mosaics on the ground.

It's a real mosaic.

"System, this mosaic is very professional."

"The system judged that the sudden appearance of this lump of substance would cause human psychological discomfort, so a full mosaic shield was carried out."

"Shit, you got in the way of the surprise I specially prepared for my new friends, this is definitely a crazy idea, the shitty mosaic ruined it all, FudckYou!!"

"...uh, let me meet this so-called... new friend, I think I can hold on."

"Please be mentally prepared, three, two, one!"

"Hi! Ow!" A red head greeted Fang Bai cheerfully, and was kicked out by Fang Bai in shock, raining blood.

"What the hell?" Fang Bai was a little dazed.

"An immortal body, please don't worry the host." The system sent the head back with invisible force, and all the blood was collected into a blood cell floating aside.

"I'm very sorry, this is just a failed magic trick, but it doesn't matter, I can do it again soon, please believe me..."

Fang Bai was silent, he actually saw the sincerity from the masked face, what the hell is this guy whose body has been cut into four pieces and his internal organs are spilled all over the place.

"Do you need help?"

"Oh, you're such a nice guy, I can see that, good luck, no, no, no, you don't mind me, go do your work, I just need to stay quiet for a while, I promise it's just a moment Xiaohui, I will help you clean the floor..."

[You're staring at his ass, you bastard. ]

[Don't say it like you're not watching. ]

"I've seen it all..." Fang Bai rubbed his forehead. It was the first time he really met a guy who made him feel weird. I haven't seen the real world, and someone can have a dialog box on their head.

"Emergency!"

[Someone saw us dude, real or fake. ]

[It's so scary, I want to scream, scream! ]

"System, come for a full body repair, and the energy points will be deducted from me."

"Please confirm that a total of [-] energy points will be spent to repair the whole body."

"Confirm." Fang Bai said bluntly, he felt that the whole body repair was too cheap.

"This voice is really cold, I bet he can't use that thing at all, oh, it hurts..."

Fang Bai just wants to say that if you don’t work, you won’t die. The system’s voice is true...but don’t ignore that he is a powerful system that has existed for countless years. Having his own consciousness and personality is not a fantasy. The usual performance is just a dedication to work. That's all.

The whole body was repaired very quickly. After the white light dissipated, a tall and strong man stood in front of Fang Bai. Even the strange clothes covering his whole body had been repaired.

Fang Bai took a look, and suddenly realized: "Are you a superhero?"

"I'm the super, omnipotent Deadpool." He suddenly approached Fang Bai, "but I'm not a hero, baby, never will be."

[Hey, are you sure you haven't thought that way, think about the cheers! ]

[Superheroes are a bunch of shit, of course you're not because you're not even shit lol...]

"Deadpool?" Fang Bai thought the name sounded familiar, but he was not familiar with superhero-related content. He only knew the most popular ones, such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman, etc. Could it be that Deadpool was who? villain?

"That's right, I'm the famous Deadpool. You must have heard of it. Have you seen my independent movie recently? It's so fucking cool, but the actor looks like a sissy, and he's still green Ba Ji's clothes suit him, I think I should have gone to the shooting site to protest."

[But you like his ass. ]

[And his girlfriend. ]

Can you not mention your ass, Fang Bai felt that his ears and eyes were double-polluted, but he still had to confess to him: "Sorry, I may have missed this news, so..."

Deadpool seemed to be hit, and suddenly ran to the corner and shrank into a ball, and was cast in the shadow.

"System, have you figured out how he got here now?"

"He has the ability to break through the dimensional wall. He has already conducted a comprehensive scan and is building a file. After the file is established, he can give an early warning of this person's entry behavior."

"Just a warning?"

"Its ability is not restricted by the system, please ask the host to elevate the authority."

"It's a pity." Deadpool came up again, "It seems that I can come to visit more often, oh, this is really a good idea, what's your name sweetheart?"

Fang Bai leaned back, and countless finger-thick metals protruded out, directly wrapping Deadpool inside, forming a narrow cage that could only be squatted inside.

"Sorry, this is still my place."

The author has something to say:

The basic origin of Deadpool is borrowed from the 2016 "Deadpool" personal movie, but using a multiverse setting, Deadpool in this universe does not have a girlfriend.

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