HP Feathered Serpent Rebirth

"Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley. How dare you! Fly to school in a car! Your father will be tried in the unit (I wonder what the punishment Arthur Weasley received in the end? Original It doesn’t seem to be written in it.), if you make trouble again, I will go to school and bring you back immediately.” The next morning, Ron and the scapegoat Fred received a shouting letter that was different from the previous life.

"Weasley got a Howler letter," Draco said with a sneer.

"Forget about that, there is a lesson about that idiot vase today." Since Bryce received Lockhart's winks for no reason, he has always been scruples about this vase.

"Pfft—" Harry spit out his drink, "is that idiot's lesson today?" He couldn't forget Lockhart's first lesson, the disaster of the Cornish elves.

"A moment of silence," Knott said.

"I, Gilderoy Lockhart, [-]rd Class of the Order of Merlin, Honorary Member of the Defense Against the Dark Arts League, five-time Wizards Weekly Award for Most Charming Smile - but I don't talk about that, I You didn't drive Wan Lun's female ghost away with a smile!" This is Lockhart's idiot introduction.

"I wish he didn't put a smile on his lips." Draco rolled his lips disdainfully.

"Let's do a little quiz, don't be afraid - just to see how you're reading, how much you've grasped..." Lockhart began rolling with his hands.

"Is he a wizard?" Nott frowned. "You still use your hands to curl your hair with a spell?"

"He is indeed a wizard." But only with the Oblivion Charm.Harry hooked his lips.

"Damnyou!" Draco cursed, "1. What color is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? 2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret revenge? 3. What do you think Gilderoy Lockhart is What is Lockhart's greatest achievement to date? Three pages! Is Merlin an idiot?"

Harry twitched his lips.

"Few people remember that I like lilac color the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Snowman in Tibet". Several classmates need to read "Wandering with Werewolves" carefully - I mentioned it in the book Chapter 12 made it clear that my ideal birthday present would be for all magical and non-magical people to live in harmony - but I wouldn't turn down a large bottle of Ogden Old Fire." Lockhart flipped through it in front of the class , "Mr. Potter's is not very good, Slytherin deducted 10 points."

No one scoffed, no one frowned (except Hermione).

"You didn't write a single word?" Knott asked.

"Of course." Harry raised an eyebrow.

"Oh...but Miss Hermione Granger knows that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil, as well as to promote my own line of hair conditioners - good girl! 100 points!" Lockhart turned over Hermione's paper , "Where is Miss Hermione Granger?"

Hermione held up a trembling hand.

"Excellent!" said Lockhart, laughing (he seemed to be laughing all the time?), "Excellent! Ten points for Ravenclaw!"

"Hmph." Draco snorted disdainfully.

Nott leaned close to Harry's ear and said in a low voice, "Do you think Draco likes Granger?"

"Really?" Harry jumped up.

Everyone in the classroom looked at him in surprise.

"Mr. Potter is right. It's true that I'm killing a female ghost." Lockhart winked at Harry, making Harry shiver.

"Ten points for Slytherin, but Mr. Potter can raise his hand next time." Lockhart continued.

Harry sat down and glared at Nott, "You almost killed me."

"It's true." Bryce also came over.

Harry shook his head, Draco likes Hermione?Where did the pair of enemies in the previous life go?But he can't think for too long because...

"Cornwall pixie just caught." Lockhart produced his disaster pixie.

The author has something to say:

①: Fuck you.

The little dragon will be given to Hermione~ Dehe.

I recently read the original Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale (I forgot if it was Hans Christian Andersen or Grimm (*/ω＼*)), and wrote a small theater on a whim.

—————Sand Sculpture Theater—————

One day the professor and Xiaoha had a quarrel, and the professor turned around and stepped into the fireplace angrily.

Mou An: Hey Professor!

Xiaoha: Ah!Sev, you didn't floo!

It turned out...too late, and Snape disappeared (not dead).

Xiaoha (?°?°?)???: Sif?

An (??ω?`): In the fireplace?

suddenly↓

An unidentified Mike... Mike?Throw out a silver statue of Snape: Harry Potter, is this the Snape you dropped in the fireplace? (What is Snape that Harry dropped in the fireplace???)

Xiaoha (??ω?`): No.

Then the unnamed Mike, tentatively known as Vulcan, threw out a golden statue of Snape: Is that it?

Xiaoha (*/ω＼*): No.

As a result, the unnamed Mike, whose identity is tentatively called Vulcan, smiled: In order to reward your honesty, these two Snapes are given to you.

Then it disappears.

Xiaoha: ⊙△⊙?

An φ(゜▽゜*)?: There is a souvenir from the professor~

Xiaoha (ー`?ー): Hey!Ann what do you mean?

An o((≧▽≦o): You don’t understand.

As for the professor's final destination... I don't know either (o?? ェ?｀o).