Males Allergic to Females [Zerg]

The birthday banquet, which was originally "joyful", because of this farce, every worm became silent.The knife and fork with delicious food stuck in it didn't bother to put it in his mouth, for fear that this guy named "Lan Yeqiu" would make something wrong again.

Just now, Louis hugged Ilse's feet and kept calling Xiongfu. The scene of affection between father and son almost made Lan Yeqiu laugh.After all, this Louis had also been trained in the army, and he was so strong that five or six servants dragged him off Ilse's lap.In the end, he held tightly to one of his male father's leather shoes, and was dragged away by his hair, and his straight military uniform was scraped to pieces on the ground.

Ilse stepped on the floor helplessly with one foot in a white sock, the toe of his toe was torn dirty during the dragging process just now, and it looked like it was hanging on his heel and couldn't fall off.

Even if Ilse pretends to be good again, he can't hold back at this moment.

As a male, he had never been so humiliated!What's more, today is his birthday banquet.

Originally, he wanted Louis to seduce the male, but the other didn't take the bait at all, and even put one of his pawns in for nothing.Speaking of which, Louis is really stupid!He believed what people said, and was completely led by the nose by Lan Yeqiu, and he was almost exposed in the end.

In the future, I should really pay attention when managing the family. Idiots like this kind of brains should be dealt with as soon as possible, so as not to make mistakes like today.

Ilse pushed away the plate in front of him and looked at Lan Yeqiu and Vico on the opposite side: "Since you don't want to eat, go to the backyard and find a room to rest. When the banquet is over, I will take you to the hospital to meet Xiaosha."

"Okay, I hope His Excellency the Duke will do what he says."

Without giving the other party any steps, Lan Yeqiu took Vico's hand, turned around and left the banquet hall without even a farewell ceremony.The male insects present were whispering again.

The minister of state affairs sitting next to Ilse looked at Lan Yeqiu's leaving back and snorted coldly, the dress covering his bloated body trembled accordingly.

He is the only sub-S-rank male in the entire Garan Kingdom, that is, he is only a little worse than the real S-rank. After taking specific drugs, he can improve in a short period of time to be no different from S-rank.Therefore, according to the policy promulgated by the Jialan government, his canonized title is also the highest.If this guy named Lan Yeqiu is really S-rank, then his days of covering the sky with one hand may be numbered.

So we must get rid of him before the government finds out that he is higher than himself!

"This is the male insect you told me about? It doesn't seem to listen to you very much."

Ilse originally wanted to take Lan Yeqiu back to his camp, but after the incident with Louis, it can be seen that he really didn't take him as the duke seriously at all, and wanted to tame this fierce horse. It is impossible.

Either a friend on your side or an enemy on your opposite.If you can't win them over, get rid of them as soon as possible.

And judging from the meaning of the Minister of State Affairs, he also had the same idea as himself.

Ilse poured another glass of red wine for the other party, and gently pushed it over: "My lord, what do you think should be done?"

"What to do, heh, of course..."

The Minister of State Affairs made a gesture of wiping his neck, and gave Yado who was next to him a look, "Go, follow them and have a look."

……

Lan Yeqiu followed Vico around the back garden. Compared with the previous year, the plants planted in those flower beds were basically replaced by different types, but the layout of the back yard was still the same. Several rooms were connected by a suspended folding corridor. Together, from the side, it looks like a six-pointed star rising from the ground.

And Vico's original room was at the top of the hexagram. Just open the window and you can see the whole view of the Duke's mansion. Back then, this location attracted the attention of many brothers and sisters, and Louis was one of them.

He set the fire back then, probably because he had occupied this room for so long.

Why didn't you tell him earlier, he's actually not interested in that room at all.

"Go to the highest place to see?" Lan Yeqiu couldn't help suggesting after seeing Vico staring at the topmost room for so long.

Vico hesitated, "There are already other bugs living there."

"What are you afraid of? Now we are invited guests. The host said that we can find a room at random. It's too restrictive, so it's a little rude."

Vico was teased by Lan Yeqiu, "If the old man heard you say that, he would probably be pissed to death. By the way, when did you become so proficient in the "Criminal Law of the Garan Kingdom"? I see what you said to Louis just now. Speechless."

"I found it from your house."

Seeing Vico's skeptical expression, Lan Yeqiu rubbed the head of this bewildered woman, and continued: "The dark blue one, the one you put on the table foot in the living room."

"Oh! Is that book the criminal law?"

Vico nodded with a sudden realization. That year, the government revised the new criminal law, and distributed a copy to every worm after it was printed, for daily law popularization.At that time, a book-distributing base was built at the gate of each community.Vico came back from get off work in the quarry that day and was so sleepy that he didn't even pay attention to what the other party stuffed him.When I came back, I used it directly to pad the table legs.

Unexpectedly, it was discovered by Lan Yeqiu.

Seeing Vico's thoughtful expression, Lan Yeqiu rubbed his index finger against his earlobe.

He smiled and asked, "Do you think your hero's performance is particularly good?"

Vico cast a glance at Lan Yeqiu, then pursed the corners of his mouth and looked away.If it was left as usual, he would definitely laugh and scold him for being shameless?But today Lan Yeqiu's performance really surprised him.

He couldn't restrain his desire to praise each other.

"It's okay, you can apply for a lawyer's license." After a long while, he whispered.

It was such a subtle compliment that could hardly be heard as a compliment, which already made Lan Yeqiu so happy that his eyes lit up, and he nodded his ears with his hands clasped around his shoulders.

"Am I right?"

The female gentleman who likes to fight against herself the most even praised him.

He is very clear about Vico's character. It is fine to ask him to take the initiative to kiss and hug himself, but it is simply too difficult to ask him to say sweet words.

Sometimes he can tell that the other party is obviously very happy, but the words that come out of his mouth make a 180-degree turn, and he is extremely arrogant.

He still wanted to take the opportunity to say a few more words to tease the little cutie, so he was pulled by Vico's arm and walked up the suspended ladder, "Aren't you going to accompany me up, let's go quickly."

Lan Yeqiu was dragged by him, staggered to follow behind, caught a glimpse of Vico's burnt red ear tips, purposely stretched out his hand and yanked it, it was soft and slippery, and it felt super good.

After taking the suspended ladder to the highest point, they found that the door of the house was open without any chains.The door panel inlaid with transparent star stones was partially hidden, and was shaken into various colors by the strong sunlight.Dazzling hard to look straight at.

"I probably know who lives here now."

With his hands in his jeans pockets, Vico stretched his legs and kicked open the door with a "boom".The male pheromone rushes towards the face, and it is also mixed with a musty smell that does not open the window all the year round.A wide variety of things are placed in a haphazard manner throughout the room, which looks like a warehouse of a grocery store.

Vico was still a little restrained at first, but he completely let go as soon as he entered this room. He kicked away everything that was in the way, and went straight to the innermost bedroom.Pushing open the door, he just stood at the door of the bedroom without going in.

"What's the matter?" Lan Yeqiu supported Vico's shoulders from behind, and took a look, only to see that the whole room was dark, and all the furniture and furnishings remained as they were after the fire without any changes.

He turned his head and looked around the other bedrooms, and asked a little strangely: "Only this one hasn't been renovated, why?"

"Because I live there."

Vico's tone was somewhat expected.

That old thing has married so many female attendants over the years, just to give birth to a high-level male, but unfortunately after so many years of calculations, only one C-level cub with mental retardation was born.

That mentally handicapped man has always hated him, basically everything he has is taken away by the other party.Unlike Louis, his evil is obvious, and he never uses any tricks, because in the entire Duke's mansion, except for Ilse, almost no one dares to provoke him. He is the only male who can inherit the title.

At that time, the Duke's Mansion will have a new owner, and all the forces, both open and secret, will have to be reshuffled.So when facing him in normal times, ordinary worms would smile even if they suffered a disadvantage. Only Vico never tolerated him, and never opened his mouth when he could solve it with his fists.He can be as ruthless as he can, and he is not afraid to sue Ilse.

Naturally, the other party hated him the most.

"There is even a plotter, is this yours?"

Lan Yeqiu walked to a pile of utility rooms, reached out and picked up a small box of [-] centimeters square, covered with a thin layer of dust, as if it hadn't been used for a long time.

Vico glanced at it and shook his head, such a precious thing didn't belong to him at first glance.

He saw that Lan Yeqiu walked to the table on the window sill, pulled out the chair, brushed off the dust layer on the surface with the spirit silk, and then opened the box directly, and took out dozens of small things here and there.Wipe it with a handkerchief little by little, and put it in the sun to look carefully.

"Do you want to use it?"

Lan Yeqiu nodded, and took out the unfinished optical brain and a piece of dark purple metal half the size of a palm from the miniature pendant around his neck.Slowly cut off a thin piece with a soft knife, put it on the drawing board, and carefully cut with the laser cutting line.

He also has several sets of similar cartographers in the empire, but the accuracy is much better than this, at least four decimal places higher.But now is not the time to pick and choose. Using this is better than using tweezers and fruit knives at home.

Vico also pulled a chair over and waited patiently beside Lan Yeqiu. Seeing that the hero failed in dozens of attempts last night, he couldn't help feeling a little uneasy.

Fortunately, it was successful this time. The moment the chip was put into the optical brain reading board, the pitch-black display board lit up immediately, and a prompt box filled with a large amount of data kept flashing before the eyes.This state lasted for about three or four minutes, and the screen went dark again, and a few characters unique to the Xingyu Empire appeared in the center, expanding a little bit.

[Interplanetary network is connecting, please wait...]

When the interstellar network was connected, Lan Yeqiu almost didn't even think about it, and dialed North's communication code first. The aircraft that appeared at that time must have been tampered with by insects. Only North can be trusted.

For the queen and the queen, the risk of contacting them is really high. If the worm who wants to harm him is lurking in the royal family, then the possibility of him being exposed is too great. Now that he is still carrying Vico, he must not take this risk.

After dialing for about ten seconds, a dim picture was projected into the air from the optical brain visualizer.The blackout curtains in the room were all drawn, and only a pale yellow bedside lamp was turned on.It seems that it is still night on Capital Star, and North is still sleeping.

"Who is it, what time is it now, you don't know that interstellar rest time can't be..."

North dazedly touched the light brain from the top of his head, just about to complain, but when he saw who the other party was, his narrowed eyes instantly widened.

"Three, third prince!" He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and slapped himself hard.

"Damn! It's really you. I said, Lan Yeqiu, where have you been missing for so long! Do you know that the whole empire is looking for you like crazy!"

Lan Yeqiu briefly explained the experiences of the past few days, and also introduced her partner, Vico, by the way.North almost stared his eyes away. He has only been living in a foreign country for three months, and he even found the princess!

Is this in trouble, or is he going to a foreign country to find a partner.

They talked and laughed through the screen, completely oblivious to the fact that a blue-brown eye was tucked in the door behind them, quietly eavesdropping on their every word.