My Panda Cohabitant

Ji Shang loves cleanliness very much. He is between cleanliness and uncleanliness. Of course, this kind of scene at home is unbearable. However, today and yesterday he worked continuously for nearly 48 hours, and his energy is close to the limit. He is sleeping and cleaning. After struggling in the bathroom for a while, he went to the kitchen and looked at the falling refrigerator door and decided to go to bed. Anyway, it couldn't be cleaned well for a while.

As soon as he touched the soft bed, Ji Shang fell asleep and fell unconscious.He had never had such a sweet sleep, it seemed that his restless heart had calmed down, and all his troubles were gone.

He woke up with a smell and pressure. He opened his eyes. What was in front of him was a fluffy palm with black paws exposed. It didn't look so intimidating. But he is very clear that this thing can draw five scars as deep as a coin on a person's skin.

By the way, there is a panda at home.

Ji Shang remembered this fact and confirmed that last night was not a dream.He carefully opened the "bear paw" and sat up, only to find that the panda was half lying on the other half of the bed, leaning against the head of the bed, gnawing his Jinhua ham in his hand.

Realizing that he had woken up, the panda stopped eating and turned his head to take a look.For some reason, he clearly felt the contempt in the eyes, as if this panda had a mind, and the strange thing was that he could understand the language even without it.

Ji Shang got out of bed silently, looked at the mud footprints extending from the living room to the bedroom, took a deep breath, and walked out.There is almost no place to stand in the whole house, and none of his collections, furniture, and stored food are in good condition.

calm down!

Ji Shang kept mumbling these words as he walked into the toilet, opened the door with a big hole, and poured water into the toilet full of footprints. Behind him, the panda was strolling leisurely through the "ruins" and heading to the kitchen go.

Cleaning up the whole "ruins" was a huge project, and Ji Shang spent the whole morning throwing away all the scraps, and some of them that could be salvaged were all piled up in the study.He was very fortunate that the panda was not very interested in books, and the study was spared from catastrophe.While he was cleaning, the panda was walking around the house. He took a peek and was overwhelmed by the panda's "beautiful posture" walking around with its butt twisted.

After throwing away all the unusable things, the place except the study room became empty. Fortunately, it was winter. Even if the refrigerator had no door, as long as the window was opened, the basic function of "keeping food from spoiling" could still be barely performed. .As for other small things such as coffee machines, keep the ones that are still working, and throw away the rest.

The panda was half lying on the spacious floor and sleeping with its eyes closed. Ji Shang could sense the panda's thoughts and understood that the panda was just sleeping, not hungry or bored, as if it was waiting for something.

Sure enough, after Ji Shang finished cleaning up, the panda, who had been sitting still, finally got up and walked slowly to the kitchen.He hurriedly followed and watched the panda sit down in front of the doorless refrigerator. After a few seconds, he turned his head to look at him.

He understood the meaning, leaned over to take out an egg, glanced at the panda, hesitated for a moment, and simply took out a whole box, and took out a few bags of bacon along the way.Holding these things, he was a little annoyed, meat is not the staple food of pandas.

"Don't spoil your stomach."

As soon as the words were finished, he saw the panda rolled its eyes and slapped the bowl of bacon. Even if it wasn't for him, he could understand what it meant.

Ji Shang started to cook Chinese food. He used three steamed buns for breakfast, but he wanted to eat well at noon. After living alone for so many years, cooking is not a problem at all.

Bacon made a sizzling sound, and the smell of meat floated into his nostrils. The panda was sitting behind him. Even so, it was half his height, and the breath it exhaled was clearly audible.

Ji Shang quickly put four dishes and one soup on the table, and the panda climbed onto the chair beside the table very clearly, with his legs hanging down and his hands on the table.He finished the meal, sat down at the table, and looked at that round face for a few seconds.

The panda stretched out its claws, pulled the bowl of fried celery with bacon over, picked up the bowl and poured it directly into its mouth.

Ji Shang stared dumbfounded at the panda's slow chewing, opened his mouth and said, "There's not enough salt, stick."

Sichuan dialect.

Ji Shang was silent for a few seconds, and said, "Low salt is good for the body."

The panda showed blatant disdain and continued to eat another dish.

Ji Shang didn't think deeply about why a panda came to his home. Of course he knew it was abnormal, but on the other hand, he took it for granted.There was a thought of "finally here", which made him relieved and relieved a lot, as if he had been waiting for this moment all along.

This is obviously not an ordinary panda. This is a panda that only speaks Sichuan dialect, can eat cooked meat dishes, and has the same way of thinking as humans.

immortal?monster?Transformation?Or some scientific change?

Ji Shang couldn't figure it out and didn't want to think about it. Anyway, for him, it doesn't matter what kind of panda it is, as long as it's a panda.He just kept facing Panda silently. Today he had a compensatory rest day. After eating, he continued to clean, called someone to repair some broken decorations, bought some small electrical appliances online, and went to the supermarket for some necessities.

However, leaving this panda alone at home is really worrying.

"I'm going out." Ji Shang stood in front of the panda and said solemnly, "Be good at home, I won't be able to pay enough for breaking too many things."

The panda seemed to like the half-lying position very much, upon hearing this, he just raised his eyelids and glanced at him without saying a word.

Ji Shang nodded, turned around and walked out, and quickly returned home after a frenzied purchase, and immediately found a difference: there was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom.After looking around, he noticed another serious problem: the panda was missing.

He began to search frantically, and he didn't even notice that the sound of water in the bathroom had stopped. When a pair of human feet appeared in his field of vision, he suddenly raised his head, and saw a naked and wet man standing expressionlessly in front of him.

"Bammer, are you slapping your claws?"

"..."

In Sichuan dialect, the eyelids are as thick as smoky black, and the black tattoos on the arms and legs do not need to explain that Ji Shang has already guessed the identity of the person in front of him.Unlike the others, he did not let out a sigh of relief. Instead, he wailed and shouted, "Where's the panda!?"

The man showed an obvious expression of contempt: "I'm here."

"It doesn't count if you're like this!" Ji Shang said angrily, "I want a panda! Change me back to a panda!"

The man seemed very displeased: "I don't call it a show!?"

Ji Shang is not from Sichuan, but he has been to Sichuan more often, and he can understand some common dialects.The man was saying "Aren't I handsome?" He immediately replied: "You are not as handsome as a panda!"

The man's face darkened: "Which of Laozixiu's incarnation is not good!?"

At this point, the matter couldn't be clearer, and Ji Shang gradually calmed down.Obviously, the man in front of him is the panda, and the human form is the so-called "incarnation". As for why this panda came and what purpose it has, he really has no idea at the moment.

"It's quite handsome." Ji Shangqiang said calmly, "But I like hairy things."

The man raised his straight eyebrows, pondered for a moment, the tattoos on his limbs suddenly began to grow longer, from bundles of branches into patches of black, covering the gradually thicker limbs, tens of seconds later, the tattoo The panda reappeared on the floor.

Ji Shang suppressed the urge to cheer, walked over and lightly stroked the black and white fur. Because of the bath, the fur was now oily and shiny, and there was still the smell of shampoo. There was warm flesh and blood underneath.He touched it, and unconsciously fell in love with this constant temperature and smooth fur.

"Hammer, have you touched enough?"

The deep man's voice brought Ji Shang back to reality in an instant, he reluctantly let go of his hand, touched it twice before asking, "Who are you?"

"I think you're out of your mind." The panda probably sneered, but in Ji Shang's eyes, it's definitely cute, "Wo has a relationship with you, and I'm here to be with you."

Ji Shang's heart beat violently, and he just felt that there seemed to be a big secret in his life that was about to be revealed.

"who are you?"

"The nest is a fairy."

"Are you my ancestor?"

"Riyou Immortal Banban!" The panda yelled angrily, "Which one is your ancestor? I am an immortal!"

"How did you have a relationship with me?"

"It's a long story." The panda stood up, like a drum washing machine drying its fur, and said slowly, "You swore in your previous life that if you did something, you would only love tapirs in your next life."

Tapir is another name for panda, and Ji Shang suddenly realized it, and finally solved the knot of "Three Views on Love".

"So you came to like me?"

This sentence seemed to hit the sore spot of the panda. He opened his mouth and roared first, and then said angrily: "You know a hammer, don't worry about my business! If I like your stick, this matter is over." ? Why do I come to you!? Be tight to please me, let me like you, the marriage is over, and I can go!"

Ji Shang thought about it secretly, the panda probably couldn't come and end the marriage with him for some reason, but it's a pity that things like feelings can't be forced, even though "people" come, they can't fall in love with him, which is also very good It explained why the panda went crazy and destroyed first after it came - who would be happy if it was forced to come?

Now there is only one question left: "What did I do in my last life?"

"You care so much!" Panda rolled his eyes, "Go cook!"

Ji Shang walked towards the kitchen while responding, and yelled, "Don't become a human."

The panda's eyes showed heavy contempt, snorted but didn't say anything, sat down in the empty living room, rolled over and didn't move.

Sure enough, pandas are still cute, how handsome can a handsome man be when he rolls like this?Ji Shang thought happily.