Quick Transmigration: I'm Almost Dead

The settled life abroad, how should I put it, is different from what I imagined.

Chen You thought that there were blond-haired and blue-eyed foreigners everywhere, and he still struggled because he couldn't speak English, so he couldn't come back when he went out.

The results of it?

Simple living in a town, there is a big farm, raising a large herd of cattle and sheep.

Apart from talking to the herd of cattle and sheep every day, Chen You was in a daze.

Of course, occasionally, he also needs to act as a labor force, to clean up the excrement of cattle and sheep, and ask them to reward them with a milk or two.

After being bombarded many times, Chen You already had experience. When he saw that the cow was not happy and was about to kick his legs, he jumped back quickly.

"Fuck, didn't you all promise me just now, did you become good friends with me?"

Chen said to Niu again, "Why are you doing this? We've already shaken hands. It's too immoral to turn your back if you say you're going to turn your back on it?"

The cow rubbed against the grass and didn't want to talk to it.

Chen You scratched the back of his head, "Auntie, sister, little sister, please do me a favor, or I won't be able to pay the job when I go back."

The little girl was useless, the cow was obviously angry.

Chen You said to himself, "Could it be that I hurt it? No, I'm very gentle."

A voice from behind said, "That's stupid."

Chen You turned his head and saw a man standing outside the fence. He threw the bucket, which clearly meant "you come".

Simply not moving.

Chen Youhe laughed, "You dare not come, what else can you say?"

Simply put, "The aggressive method doesn't work for me."

His next line was, "Count on you, it's not even dark enough for a barrel."

Chen You was ecstatic and said happily, "Senior, I know you love me."

Simply lift your foot and step in, "I love my cow."

"..."

Chen You wanted to bite him angrily.

The cow is still the same cow as before, without multiple tails or hooves, but the treatment is different every day.

At Chen You's place, he suddenly turned into a tigress, and if he ran slower, he would be kicked.

As a result, in Jianjian's hands, the other party is really docile, like a little meow.

Chen also said that he could not accept this fact, "The difference is too big, it doesn't make sense..."

The system said, "Because his face is better than yours."

Chen twitched again, "Little girl Ganqing Niu is a face control."

He touched his face, "I'm not bad, I've been insisting on applying a mask every day before going to bed recently."

The system said, "Don't talk about applying it, you can't keep up with the mask."

Chen You, "..."

He looked at the side of the man's face, well, he was indeed very handsome, very charming, very charming of a mature man.

It seems that since that accident, I don't remember, my temperament has become normal...a little bit.

Chen You squatted next to Jian Jian, "Senior, the bucket is much better."

Simply say, "You stay away from me."

Chen You hummed, "Why, are you afraid that I will learn your skills by stealth?"

He said, "It's okay, I don't know how to learn." And there's nothing to learn, isn't it just grabbing with both hands, he can.

The next moment, Niu showed his power, but Chen You was caught off guard and slapped him.

Simply frowning, "I told you to stay away from me, but you didn't listen."

Chen touched his arm aggrievedly, "If you make it clear, you'll be fine!"

Simply frowning, "Still blame me?"

Chen pointed at the cow again, "Blame it!"

"It's really okay in this world based on faces." He surrendered, "Okay, little girl Niu, I won't bother you to go on a date with a handsome man."

handsome man?Dating?Looking briefly at Niu Xiaomei, she shook her head.

There is a lake behind the farm, and the water surface is clear. Every time Chen You passed by, he would put his head close to him, straighten his hair, and use it as a mirror.

"How's the mission going?"

The system is silent.

Chen You searched on the ground and picked up a stone of suitable size. He swung his arm sideways, and the stone flew out from between his fingers, drawing a beautiful arc in mid-air, passing through the colorful rays of light cast by the sun, and hitting the water. , three splashes jumped out.

After hitting the float several times, the system still didn't respond.

Chen lay down on the green grass again, "Honey, I'm mentally prepared to say goodbye."

The system statistics are in place, "At present, you have only successfully obtained 5.2 evil thoughts, and there are still 4.8 that have not yet been obtained."

Chen You said cheerfully, "Don't be so pessimistic, I thought I didn't even finish half of it, not bad."

He crossed his legs and shook them one after another, "But I don't like the number 4.8 very much."

The system said, "Then try harder."

Chen You grabbed a grass and stuffed it into his mouth, "I want to too, but Jian Jian won't play with me, what can I do?"

The system said, "Try urinating."

Chen also said, "That old method is useless to the current simple situation. Two days ago, he seemed to accidentally bump into me peeing. Oh, you didn't see it. He walked away so fast, like that. It's like seeing something disgusting."

The system asked, "Did you see him sick?"

Chen You recalled the situation at that time, thought for a while and said, "That's not true, he turned around in a whoosh, and I didn't have time to look at it."

The system stopped talking.

A blue butterfly flew slowly from the left, dancing on the grass, and stopping on a small wild flower from time to time, the beauty made people sigh the creatures of nature.

Chen You couldn't help but hummed and drank, "Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the blue lake ahead..."

The system, "..." The mentality is really good, nothing to say, no troubles can last a day, and the next day is still alive and kicking.

Chen was another carp, jumping up from the grass and running into the vegetable garden.

In this season, tomatoes and cucumbers are very fruitful, and they are also very optimistic, hanging heavily.

Chen You used scissors to cut the bright red tomatoes. Boss Ren Jian loved to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes, especially the soup.

After cutting a few tomatoes, Chen You went to cut cucumbers, which Boss Jian planted by himself, from digging the ground to fertilizing, all done by himself.

He didn't know what kind it was, anyway, it tasted like cucumber, not loofah.

"It's a good day. I'll get some beans to make dried beans. Dried and roasted pork belly. Jian Jian likes to eat it."

The system said, "It's easy to open and close your mouth."

Chen also said, "He is my task target."

The system said, "It's good that there is no confusion."

"What's the confusion? I don't have amnesia. Don't worry, I'm the one who wants to go home."

Chen picked the beans again, "444, can you eat it? If you can, tell me what you like to eat, and I'll make it for you."

The system said, "No."

Chen sympathized with it for half a second, "Poor."

After returning from the vegetable garden, Chen washed his hands again, took a box of fresh milk from the refrigerator, and squatted down in the rocking chair to drink it.

This is his favorite time of the day, and he feels particularly comfortable.

This is his ideal life.

There is endless milk, fresh fruits and vegetables to eat, and a comfortable rocking chair. When you go out, you can see the blue sky and white clouds, and you can see cattle and sheep when the wind blows and the grass is low. How wonderful.

That said, I have to thank Boss Ren Jian for allowing him to live an ideal life.

When Chen You drank half of his milk, the man came back with a poke in his hand.

Walk in and say, "Come down."

Chen You pretended not to hear.

Simply say, "Did you take your shoes off, or did you go out with your milk?"

Chen You pouted, "The real murderer."

He took off his shoes, "I was much cuter when I was a pervert than I am now."

Simply tilting his head, "What are you muttering about?"

Chen also said, "The milk is delicious."

Simply carrying it away, he came back again, "Bring me a box."

Chen said again, "The refrigerator is right next to you."

Simply look up at him.

Chen rolled his eyes again, okay, you are the uncle.

He put what he didn't drink on the table, lowered his head to put on his shoes, and when he went to get the milk, he found that his box was not on the table.

"What about mine?"

Simply put, "Throw it away."

Chen You stared over, "I haven't finished drinking yet, what a waste!"

Simply folded the long legs, "If you don't tell me, how will I know that you haven't finished drinking?"

Chen You was speechless, "You can feel the weight when you pick it up."

Simply say, "I don't feel it."

Chen You, "..."

Like an angry bird, he raised his leg and kicked the corner of the table.

Simply say, "Kick it again and see."

If you tell me to kick me, I will kick it. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me, and Chen won't kick me.

He simply rubbed his forehead, "I've said it several times, I really don't remember you, there's no need for you to be here."

Chen You grinned, "I've said it several times, I will never leave you."

Simply pick up the milk and drink it, "whatever you want."

Chen sat back in the rocking chair again, swiped his phone, went to the school forum, and left messages on the tongs under some funny posts.

The junior college in the real world has become a prestigious school here, and the students there talk about the same topics, they are all boys and girls of the same age and style.

"Damn it, there is an idiot who confessed to the girl he likes and gave him 502 glue, do you think it's funny?"

Simply ask, "Why glue?"

As soon as Chen You heard that he was interested, he leaned over and said, "This way we can stick together tightly and never separate."

Simply say, "Then you should buy superglue."

Chen You, "..."

He laughed, "Hahahahaha!"

Simply sit on the sofa farther away.

Chen was so angry from laughing again, he groaned, clutching his stomach and rolling over.

Simply go straight away.

Chen You shouted at his back, "Let's have dinner tonight, I just went to the vegetable garden to pick vegetables."

Simply didn't look back, "I don't care."

Chen Youheng, pull it down, it doesn't matter, I don't eat this one, I don't eat that one, I'm very picky about food, and I don't know how to grow so tall.

After browsing the forums on the sofa for a while, Chen wanted to take a nap, but who knew it, he fell asleep. When he woke up, there was an extra blanket on his body, "444, did you build it for me?"

The system said, "I don't have that ability yet."

Chen You was taken aback, it was so simple, apart from them, there were only a large herd of cattle and sheep here, and even the system couldn't handle it, let alone cattle and sheep.

He went upstairs with a blanket in his arms, and knocked on the door of the bedroom on the west side, "Senior."

There was no sound in the bedroom.

Chen Youteng made a move, originally to try, because he knew that the door was locked simply, but he didn't expect that when he touched the doorknob and turned it, the door opened. He blinked, hesitated, and pushed the door in.

There was no one in sight.

"It's weird, where did you go..."

Chen Youzhen just finished talking to himself, and simply came out of the bathroom. He opened his eyes wide. He hasn't watched it for half a year. How does it feel, um, it looks better.

Simple's face darkened, and he quickly put on the bathrobe on the chair, "What are you doing here?"

Chen came back to his senses again, ah oh said, "Isn't this going to cook dinner? I want to ask you what you want for the soup at night, whether it is meat or vegetarian. If it is meat, you have to prepare it quickly, otherwise the heat will be too hot." If it’s not enough, then don’t…”

Simple brow knotted, "I said, I don't care."

Chen You looked innocent, "You don't care, it's the answer to eat, not to drink soup."

Simply tie the strap of the bathrobe, "Get out."

Chen retreated again, "Observe the order."

When he closed the door, he seemed to hear something, it was like laughter, it was an illusion, since Boss Jian lost his memory, he changed his face again and lost the function of laughing.

When the dinner was ready, Chen You went to call someone for dinner, and after calling several times, he heard the sound of going down the stairs.

To be honest, in the real world, he just waits for his dad to come here. In the mission world, good guy, you have to hold any mission goal in your hands, and touch your hair if you have nothing to do, for fear of being smashed, "I think I had a hard time."

The system said, "I see you are very happy."

Chen You sighed deeply, "What do you know, I am having fun while suffering, do you understand?"

The system didn't understand, "It's not bad if you can still make fun."

Chen was powerless to refute.

During dinner, Chen went to the wine cabinet to get a bottle of red wine to drink. Anyway, there were a lot of bottles in there, and they were still lying there. He could help get rid of some of them.

However, Chen didn't know much about red wine, the age, the preparation method, he didn't know anything about it.

Simply watching him take a big sip, "Do you know how much your sip is?"

Chen shook his head again, "I don't know."

Simply say a number.

Chen You was startled, he took the wine glass to his eyes, carefully looked at the red wine inside, "It's so expensive..."

In the next second, I heard simply say, "U.S. dollars."

puff--

Chen took another sip of wine, but luckily he turned his head at the critical moment, otherwise a red flower would bloom on the chest of Jian Jian's white shirt.

He went to get a mop to mop the floor, "Isn't it just wine made from grapes, why does it cost so much?"

Simply put, "The bottle you are holding is the only one in the world."

Chen You looked confused, and after a while, he laughed dryly, "Why am I so good at taking it?"

With a simple swipe, he closed his mouth and stopped talking.

After knowing the sky-high price of the wine, Chen You took a small sip, almost a sip, and felt distressed. He was quite puzzled, and the company in M ​​City simply changed hands. The money on hand should not be too much, why? It feels like there are too many flowers to finish.

It is useless for him to ask, people have forgotten him.

Jian Jian suddenly asked, "What is this?"

Chen took another look at the little thing he picked up with his chopsticks, and said calmly, "A bug."

Simple complexion is not good, "I know it's a bug, why is it in the dish?"

You are really strange, the worm is green, it looks like it grew up eating vegetables, where can it be if it is not in the vegetables?Chen You said with a smile, "That's a vegetable bug, not dirty."

Simply put the chopsticks away and stop eating.

Chen Youhad in his heart, if he didn't eat it, he wouldn't eat it. He was just a small vegetable bug, not a big centipede. He picked up two mouthfuls of rice. Speaking of which, he washed the vegetables very carefully, so he didn't find it.

The little bug is really secretive.

After a while, Boss Jane picked up the chopsticks again and ate vegetables and soup as if nothing had happened.

Chen You tsk tsk, if you don't say that you are a boss who does big things, the speed of turning the pages is not comparable to that of an ordinary person like him.

With food stuffed in his mouth, his voice was muffled, "Senior, don't you remember it at all?"

Simply say, "No."

Chen You, "Oh."

He went to drink the soup, and found another bug. This is the pork rib soup with green vegetables, and the green vegetables are in a pot, which is not surprising.

Chen You secretly removed the bug without letting Jian Jian see it.

Simply drank a large bowl of soup.

People are like this, for the bugs in the rice in all kinds of vegetables, it's okay to get rid of the bugs in the rice when he can't see them, but once they see them, they will feel uncomfortable.

Chen can't. When he was a child, he often ate ants, rice worms, and vegetable worms. After eating too much, he got used to it.

After eating and drinking enough, simply put the bowls and chopsticks away, and get up to leave.

Chen You put down the bowls and chopsticks behind him and stood up, "Senior, I don't want to wash the pots and dishes today."

Simply say, "Then don't wash."

Chen Yougang felt that this person had found out his conscience, it was terrible, and the other party said on top of his head, "I'll wash it tomorrow."

"..."

"444, let the dog bite him."

The system said, "There is no dog, you can do it yourself."

Chen You admits that he is cowardly, forget it, if he really pounces on him, he will be taken aside before he gets close.

He cleaned up the kitchen and went out to find someone.

The sky is covered by stars, the farm is quiet under the night, the street lights are turned on from one end to the other, and the cattle and sheep can only be turned off when they are asleep.

Under a big tree with a crooked neck, Jian Jian stood there holding a mobile phone. He didn't know if he was answering the phone or making a call. It was too far away, and he couldn't see or hear it clearly.

Chen You walked over sneakily, before he could find a hiding place, the man had already hung up the phone, it was over.

Simply put the phone back into the trouser pocket, "What are you doing here?"

Now that he was discovered, Chen You simply stopped hiding, and approached swaggeringly, "Walking with you."

Simply say, "I don't need your company."

Chen You chuckled, "I said no, but actually I do, I understand."

Simply go to one place, "What kind of person was I before?"

Chen was stunned again. This question, how should I put it, is a bit complicated. "Senior is a very successful person. He has a big company and multiple industries. It's amazing."

Simple footsteps kept on asking, "What about outside of work?"

Chen You flipped through his own thesaurus, "He is very righteous, and he is very kind to his brothers and friends."

"Really?" said simply, "But during my hospitalization, apart from you, the company's subordinates, only Zheng Ze and that one came."

Chen You felt sorry for the long-legged girl, no matter how many times she said it, even if she couldn't remember the name, she still felt sad. "There are not many friends and brothers, the important thing is to hit it off."

Simply ask, "How am I treating you?"

Chen raised his head again and looked at the man's back. This question was even more difficult to answer. He dug up the memory fragments after coming to this world, "Except for a few occasions, you are still okay with me."

Simply ask, "What is the specific time?"

Chen walked around and stood in front of him, winking at him.

After seeing the answer in a short while, his brows furrowed in an instant, "Have we had it?"

Chen You, "..." Boss, your surprised and innocent look is so funny.

"That day in your hotel, I drank too much, and you drank too much. You can imagine the rest without me telling you. I woke up the next morning and found myself lying on the carpet. You I have already gone downstairs to have breakfast, not only did you not call me, but you also did not cover me with a quilt, do you think you are going too far?"

Simply pursing his lips, "Sorry."

"I'm sorry, it's useful. What do you want the policeman to do?"

Chen sighed again, "I'm not talking about you, senior, you are rich and handsome, you look good in everything, but you like to make troubles, and when I pee my pants, you don't look like a person when you smile, you are very unfriendly, say Really, there are many times, I want to pee on your face."

Simple and expressionless, "Then why do you change your mind again and again?"

Chen said again, "I can't beat you."

After being silent for a while, he simply said, "It seems that I used to treat you really badly."

"Yes, that's right." Chen said again, "Do you want to ask, it's all like this, why should I stay with you?"

He looked up at the starry sky, brewed his emotions, and said affectionately, "This is love."

Jian Jian squinted, "When you said this, you were shaking."

"I was born with bad kidneys and weak hair."

Suppressing his laughter, Chen pointed to his two ears and changed the subject, "See, these six diamond earrings were bought when you took me abroad for medical treatment, and you put them on my ears yourself. of."

Simply speechless.

Chen said again, "Do you think six are too many? Let me tell you, there are three more. You insist on me wearing them. I don't want to wear them. But who are you? You insisted on wearing them for me, but now it's gone. I took it away."

Simply looking up and down at Chen You, it seemed that he was puzzled, and there were three other places where earrings could be worn.

Chen coughed again, "That's all for today, senior, if you want to know anything about your past, you can ask me anytime."

He yawned, "I'm going back to sleep, good night."

People didn't leave.

Glancing at him briefly, "Didn't you say you're going back to sleep?"

Chen said again, "Say good night to me, and I'll go."

After a few moments, he said, "Good night."

As soon as he took a step, Chen You suddenly leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, "Kiss good night, see you tomorrow."

He simply touched his face and continued walking like a normal person.

Everyday life is the same, there are only two people in the whole farm, like an old couple, tired of the hustle and bustle, and come here to enjoy their old age.

Chen You's cooking skills have been greatly improved. He used to only like to study dizzy vegetables, such as pig's trotters, ribs, and chicken legs, all of which are meat. Now he can make vegetarian vegetables into a flower, like a vegetable For Chinese cabbage, he can make a dozen or twenty varieties that are not the same.

Let's put it this way, his life is good everywhere, but the progress of the task is not moving.

One afternoon, Chen You was watching TV on the sofa. It happened to be a funny program. Although he didn't understand English, he could understand the picture.

The male guests in the show were dancing the bullfighting dance, but they didn’t know which part went wrong. The bulls didn’t cooperate very much, and the scene was very embarrassing.

At first, Chen You didn't notice it, he was still laughing, but after the second incontinence, he realized that he wet his pants.

Now, Chen was even more embarrassed than that male guest.

He quickly got up from the sofa, ready to go to the bathroom to change his pants, and then take a shower.

When he walked to the door of the bathroom, Chen You suddenly turned around. The man was still sitting there with his back straight and his head bowed while reading a book. There was nothing unusual about it.

However, the breathing is obviously much heavier, okay? !

Chen You didn't change his pants anymore, he went directly to remove the unturned pages of the book from the man's hand, and sat on his lap without saying a word.

The two face to face, emotionally, physically, all changes have nowhere to hide.

Simple complexion changed again and again, "Go down."

Chen You lay on his shoulder regardless, and breathed into his ear, "Senior, I peed my pants."

Simply repeating the sentence just now, obviously holding back something.

Okay, do you still want to pretend?It seems that you are going to force me to play hard, Chen You waited, and here we come.

Simply feeling that his pants were hot, the veins on his forehead popped up, he lifted the person on his legs, and carried him into the bathroom...

In the evening, Chen You nestled in the rocking chair, which was a pity. Fortunately, he was cautious some time ago, not daring to drink too much water, for fear of peeing in front of Jian Jian and letting the other party blow him out.

Who would have thought that a sip of urine would have such a big effect, completely turning things around.

"I did not expect."

The system said, "I didn't expect that either."

Chen Youhehe, "Pull it down, who will believe it."

He grabbed a handful of raisins from the bag on his lap, "I finally understand, you and Jian Jian are in the same group, and they are hiding it from me."

There was a startling sound coming from the kitchen, Chen You silently said "I can't hear my ears are deaf", after reading it more than a dozen times, he ordered to jump down to see what was going on.

The man is chopping ribs and seems to be having trouble.

Chen You snorted, "Just listening to the voice, I thought you were killing someone to silence you."

He leaned on the table to eat raisins, without intending to take the knife over, "When did you remember?"

He simply raised the kitchen knife, chopped it down, and the ribs bounced up, "Recently."

Chen continued to ask, "Then why didn't you tell me?"

Simply put, "I don't remember everything yet."

What you said is true, I can't believe what you said now Boss Jian, Chen Youte hates being friends with people with high IQs, and always wonders if the other party is throwing landmines, waiting for him to step on them.

"Then what, senior, during the period after you were injured, don't take what I said to you seriously."

Simply asked with a smile, "You said a lot, what exactly are you talking about?"

Chen twitched again, wanting to settle accounts with Lao Tzu?He said seriously, "Senior, my starting point is good. Really, it is said on the Internet that you need to be stimulated to make you remember something. Take a look, don't you just remember it?"

Simply put, "That's thanks to you."

Chen You casually followed, "It's good that you know."

With a simple smile all over his face, "Come here."

The hairs all over Chen You's body stood up, "I'll just stand here, going in will affect the performance of the seniors."

He said, "Senior, I'm waiting for you to prepare delicious food for me."

Jane's expression was a little strange. He looked at the kitchen knife in his hand, the chopping board in front of him, and the chopped ribs. In the end, he silently picked up the ribs on the ground, put them under the faucet, and said, "Trouble."

Chen You hummed, "Now you know how hard it is for me to cook and cook every day."

Jian Jian walked towards Chen You with a kitchen knife.

Chen You immediately backed away, what's the matter, what's the matter, I didn't say anything else, what do you mean by using the knife with me?

He was pulled into an embrace, kind of warm, but... "Can you put the kitchen knife down?"

Jian Jian kissed the young man on the forehead, "Hey, go out and wait for me."

Looking at the messy kitchen, Chen You was very suspicious, "Can you do it?"

She simply raised her lips and said, "I can't do it deliciously, but it's okay to be cooked."

He said so, but when the food was served, his face was swollen.

Chen looked at his forehead propped up again, looking like a man who had already reflected deeply and realized that he was not good enough, "Forget it, I'll go get a bowl of clear noodle soup."

As soon as he got up, he heard the man say, "Me too."

"……Know it."

Simply sitting on the chair, looking at the figure in the kitchen, after a long time, he sighed and smiled.

The two went to sleep after eating noodles.

The following week, the cattle and sheep on the farm were left out in the cold.

Simply how the memory is restored depends entirely on his mouth, if he says he doesn't remember, he doesn't remember, he is very willful.

Chen You couldn't compete with a pervert with a high IQ. He was self-aware, and it was quite difficult to minimize the chances for Jian Jian to see his own jokes.

In early summer, simply shear the sheep.

Chen You can't do that kind of careful work, he is only responsible for supervising the flock of sheep, keeping them in good order, one by one, don't mess up, "You all have to get a haircut, sheep and sheep have a share."

A sheep passed by, and when it came out again, it had a cool new hairstyle and walked proudly.

After driving the sheep to the pen that had been sheared, Chen lit them one by one, and forgot about it after a short errand, "Senior, where have I counted?"

The man who was smoothing the sheep and gently grooming said, "37."

Chen scratched his neck again, "Oh yes, 37."

He then clicked back, "38, 39, forty..."

"Simple and dual-minded, and able to do both things well, it's really amazing."

The system said, "Are you inferior?"

"Fart." Chen said again, "There are many smart people in the world, and even more stupid ones. I promise I'm not the stupidest one."

The system's life philosophy is very speechless.

Chen picked up a bottle of water and took another sip. He looked at the man not far away, suddenly laughed a few times, rushed over and pressed the man's shoulder, and jumped over his head.

Simple and sheep, "..."

"No matter how naughty you are, I'll let you pee under the tree."

Chen was not threatened, so he just sprinkled it, and it's not like he didn't sprinkle it before. He didn't know how many places he sprinkled in the whole farm.

A simple chuckle was born, "I'm not afraid, are you? Do you want to wear the tenth earring?"

This time, Chen You immediately became honest.

Jian Jian was busy from morning to night, but he was in a good mood, which was written on his face. While washing the dishes, he said to the young man in the living room, "Come with me to watch the stars after dinner."

Chen You was fiddling with the computer without raising his head, "There are no stars tonight."

Simply say, "Then look at the moon."

Chen You, "..." Anyway, if you want to go out, you just need to stay at home.

In the summer, Jian Jian fell in love with outdoor sports. He said that the air outside is fresh, the venue is also big, and his hands and feet can move freely. Chen You replied to him with two words - ha ha.

Unknowingly, Jian Jian's 30th birthday is here.

According to Chen You's custom, turning 30 is a very important day. He bought Jian Jian red socks, red pants, and a set of long johns.

Simply say no to wear.

Chen You glanced at him again, "You are already 30 years old, what kind of demeanor do you need?"

With a simple glance, "30 years old?"

Chen You laughed, "You are not old, you are in your prime, really."

"But these long johns..." He brought them over and said pitifully, "I saved money from my pocket money to buy it for you."

Simply flipping through the magazine, "I gave you your pocket money."

Chen rolled his eyes again, "Senior, it's very boring for you to do this."

He counted with his fingers, "My cooking skills are from a five-star hotel, that's right, think about it, how much it would cost you to hire one, and I'll eat and chat with you... forget it, How about sleeping in the same bed with you every day? You have to buy a house, a car, and a big diamond to find a partner."

Simply put down the magazine, "I admit the first few items, but I don't agree with the latter one."

"Tell me, was there a time when you didn't feel good?"

Chen You held back for a long time before he could say, "Okay, cross that one out!"

The corner of the simple lips raised, "Are you angry?"

Chen You sat cross-legged, "Don't dare."

Simple to Shun Shunmao, he raised a flock of cattle and sheep, he did this job very easily, and he liked it very much, "Okay, I wear long johns and long johns, this is the color, it's... so festive."

"You are wearing it, not walking on the street." Chen said again, "The only thing you can see is me, and I will not despise you."

A simple facial twitch, who would believe it.

Chen You didn't buy the birthday cake, it was made by Chen You himself. It took him a lot of thought, but he was very satisfied with the final result. He gave himself 99 points first, and left one point for simplicity.

When the light in the living room was turned off and Chen pushed the cake out again, at that moment, there was unconcealable joy in Jian Jian's eyes.

The cake is made of chocolate cream, with candles with the number 30 on it, and a line of small words in front of it - senior, happy birthday, and a little teddy bear.

Chen You clapped his hands and sang a birthday song to Jian Jian, "Happy birthday to you..."

Listening simply and silently, he tilted his head and brushed the corners of his eyes with his fingers.

After Chen You finished singing, he put a smile on his face and said, "Senior, let's make a wish."

Simply put, "It's useless."

Chen wanted to hit him again, "You have to agree first to know if it will work. If you don't allow it, it will definitely be useless."

His face was full of seriousness, "You have to close your eyes and be sincere. Don't say it out loud, just read it in your heart."

Simply smiled and said, "There are so many tricks."

But he did, and made a wish on the cake for the first time in 30 years.

When the lights in the living room were turned on, the simplicity had returned to normal, and all those emotions were restrained. He is not a person who is used to spreading his heart out.

The cake was huge, only two pieces were missing and the rest were in the freezer.

Simply pinching Chen You's chin, kissed him under the light for a long, long time.

They also did a dance.

That night, Chen Youhe and Jian Jian didn't do anything. It was rare for you to lean on my arm and I to lean on your shoulder, sleeping until dawn.

After spending several springs, summers, autumns and winters in the farm, Chen You successfully obtained 9.8 evil thoughts from a simple heart, and he was only 0.2 away from leaving.

But a few years later, he is still struggling with that 0.2.

How similar is this fucking situation to the first world.

An opportunity is missing.

One afternoon, Chen You ran out of pee pads, and simply said that we went to the supermarket together, but he didn't go, he was working on equipment.

"You are at home, don't run around."

After explaining a sentence, he simply kissed Chen You on the cheek, took the car keys, put on his windbreaker and went out to the supermarket.

Sometimes, some things and some people really don't mean you can forget them if you want to.

Simply coming back from the supermarket, on the road outside the farm, he saw his brother whom he hadn't seen for seven years. From the moment the other party appeared in front of him, he knew that this day was still coming.

It was about 2 minutes, maybe more than that, the simple mood calmed down.

He parked the car on the side of the road, opened the door and got out, and walked towards Zheng Ze, "Long time no see."

Zheng Ze turned his back to Simple, and when he heard the sound, his body shook and the cigarette fell from his mouth. It took a long time before he turned around and said the same thing.

An unspeakable silence followed.

Zheng Ze reached into his pocket and took out the lighter and cigarette case. His hands trembled a little. Compared with Jian Jian, it seemed that his identity had been exchanged, and he was the one who was arrested.

Simply seeing that Zheng Ze pressed the lighter a few times but it didn't fire, he took the lighter away and lit it for him.

When the cigarette was lit, Zheng Ze took a big puff, choking him so much that his lungs hurt. Although he didn't say what he wanted, his words and deeds had already given the answer.

Simply ask him for a cigarette, and smoke with two fingers