After scolding himself, Gu Yuan started his daily feeding activities.
The money turtle is an omnivorous turtle. In nature, it mainly preys on aquatic animals such as snails, fish, shrimps, and tadpoles in the water. It also eats young frogs, scarabs, snails, etc., and sometimes pumpkins, bananas, and some plants. Tender stems and leaves. 1
Therefore, the diet of the money turtle who is backed by a rich father is particularly rich.
One meal of big fish and prawns every day, and occasionally fruits and vegetables are fed.
This money turtle is easy to raise, probably because the food Gu Yuan gave is so good, basically it will eat as soon as it is fed.
So it seems that my kung fu has grown a lot these days.
For this reason, Gu Yuan is also extremely complacent, thinking that he can raise such a good pet for the first time, and he is worthy of being a boss.
The food for the money turtle is prepared and put aside by special staff every day, and it will be enough to wait for Gu Yuan to come to feed it. That is to say, Boss Ba only moves his mouth and hands, and he does not need to prepare anything else at all.
He threw the small shrimps into the water and muttered: "My son is eating shrimps today, eat them quickly!"
Li Qi groaned and slid his four paws slowly, not wanting to give Gu Yuan any winks.
But what he didn't expect was that the aroma of the small shrimp being chopped and thrown in the water made him salivate.
As a human being, he would not like to eat uncooked shrimp with a fishy smell, but as a money turtle, he could smell the tempting aroma and spit straight away.
After holding on for less than three seconds, he threw himself into Xiao Xiami's arms.
Seeing the appearance of the money turtle eating a shrimp, Gu Yuan was also very satisfied.
Although the money turtle is small, the bite force of its mouth is very powerful.
In a few minutes, the little shrimp was eaten up.
After eating, Li Qi smacked his mouth and wept silently in the water.
He never expected that not long after becoming a money turtle, he had already turned into a turtle.
Then can he return to his own body?
Li Qi was melancholy for a second, and climbed back to the balcony. Mung Dou stared blankly at the huge turtle villa, and sighed.
If he had such a big island villa as a human being, he would jump into the sky happily.
However, he's a turtle now, a turtle! ! !
And it's still a tortoise raised by Gu Yuan, so where can they be happy?
Gu Yuan turned around and returned to the office after feeding the tortoise. In summer, the water tank of the money turtle needs to change 1/3 of the water every day. Of course, this kind of thing does not need to be done by the boss. After the day is over, someone will come to the office to change the water. .
The first thing he did after he sat down was to call Secretary Li and ask him to check the surname Gu Mingyuan, that's right, how many men with the same name and surname as him.
Secretary Li was stunned for a second when he received the call, as if his boss had become a little weird since that incident.
Check the person with the same name and surname as him?
Does this have any deeper meaning?
Of course, as a decathlon secretary, he naturally has to keep up with his boss, so he immediately said: "I'll do it right away, so as long as the boss has the same name and surname, no matter how old they are, can they all be listed? Or is there something else?" filter criteria?"
After Gu Yuan listened, he paused for a second, emmm, yes, the consciousness in the dream kept clamoring for him to find a man with the same name and surname, but he didn't say how old this man was, what he did, and why he was looking for him. he?
The only information he got was that this surname was Gu Mingyuan, and the man with the same name and surname as him was a scumbag.
If it's a scumbag, he should be about the same age as him.
Maybe a man who lied to people's feelings.
So Gu Yuan said: "The age should be between 20 and 40. He must be as handsome as me, and he has the experience of hurting other women's feelings."
Secretary Li:? ? ?
What a strange request indeed!
But as a gold medal secretary, how could he back down, and immediately said: "Boss, don't worry, I will send someone to investigate right away."
Li Qi, who was originally unhappy and doubtful about his life while lying on the balcony, was full of question marks after hearing the content of Gu Yuan's phone call.
What is the hero doing?Looking for a scumbag with the same name and surname who deceives women?
Are bosses always this idle?
After Li Qi made complaints about it, he turned his head and continued to look at the sea level in deep thought.
Damn, they've all turned into tortoises anyway, so what can they do?
Can God put him back into the human body again?
They come, the security.
Thinking about becoming a turtle, he has gained decades of life.
Do you feel happy all of a sudden?
- No wonder! ! !
Li Qi, who had fun in bitterness but failed, turned his grief into strength. When he was climbing a mountain, he accidentally fell down, with his head on the ground and his limbs on the ground.
He turned over vigorously, remembering that he had seen those turtles leaning against the ground with their heads against the ground on TV, and then turned themselves over with all their strength, and he also learned from it.
I thought it would be difficult, but I didn't expect that the instinct of the money turtle made him turn around smoothly.
After successfully keeping his feet on the ground, Li Qi was really relieved.
I didn't dare to climb the mountain indiscriminately, for fear that I would overturn the car again.
Swimming is more interesting.
So, he jumped into the water with a decisive gesture from the balcony and started diving.
This pool is so big that it looks like a small sea in the eyes of the money turtle.
Li Qi felt that Gu Yuan shouldn't be so wasteful, he should raise some small fish and shrimps in it, so that he, as a money turtle, can hunt freely without relying on Gu Yuan to feed him.
Obviously one second ago he was still worried about being a tortoise, but the next second he was thinking about it sincerely for himself, and Li Qi felt that he was indeed an optimist.
That's right, let's do the math.
As a human being, he still has a time bomb in his stomach, which may blow him up to the sky at any time, and he usually has to work hard.
With an extra piece of meat in his belly, he may have to increase his workload, and even have to shorten the time for reviewing at night, because pregnancy will make him more and more tired, and he has no mind to study at all, and the college entrance examination will have to be delayed.
Moreover, whether he can survive the college entrance examination is still a question.
But it's different now, he has become a turtle, he has no meat in his stomach, he will not continue to go through the plot Gameover like the original body, and he has even become the male protagonist's tortoise.
Not to mention how good the treatment of the hero, the turtle, is, this rockery and water island villa allows him to live very freely.
Just because the hero's halo will shine on him a little bit, Li Qi feels that his life will last longer than the hero's.
Thinking about it this way, Li Qi suddenly felt absurd that I outlive the hero.
emmm, what is he thinking?
The money turtle shook its head in the water and continued to lurk deep.
Except for being a bit boring in this island villa group for a lifetime, the others seem to be really good.
However, the comfort in my heart is still the comfort in my heart, even though Li Qi keeps telling himself that becoming a turtle is also good.
However, he still wants to become a human, QAQ!
Just when Li Qi split himself into two halves, arguing with each other as to whether it was better to become a human or a tortoise, he suddenly felt sleepy, so he went back to the balcony and fell asleep lazily.
When Li Qi opened his eyes again, he found himself lying in a familiar rental house, the unscrupulous sunlight outside fell directly on his body through the shabby curtains, very dazzling.
Li Qi got up suddenly, touched his body continuously, and looked at his slender fingers, with an expression of disbelief, as if he had hit some kind of big luck.
Shit, shit, shit, he's back! ! !
Li Qi ran away in minutes, without even wearing his shoes, and ran straight to the bathroom to look at himself in the mirror.
Her complexion is rosy and gorgeous, her upturned peach blossom eyes are full of luster, and there is a sense of laziness all over her body.
People, yes, not money turtles.
Li Qi patted himself on the chest as if relieved from a heavy burden, and then covered himself with water, it seemed that he was dreaming.
But this dream was too real, so real that when Li Qi smashed his mouth, he still felt the smell of shrimp in his mouth.
Did he have a shrimp-flavored dinner last night?
impossible!
Li Qi knew that he was poor, so why was he willing to eat shrimp at night, which was so expensive.
So he wanted to eat shrimp because he was pregnant, and by the way, he had a real dream, dreaming that he became Gu Yuan's money turtle? !
Fuck!His dreaming skills are too 666!
Li Qi marveled, but secretly rejoiced, it's good to dream, it's better to dream than reality.
He went back to bed and took out his mobile phone to check. It was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and he was indeed late for work.
Looking at the V letter again, the store manager sent him a message asking him to rest today.
Li Qi was moved to tears, the store manager is indeed a good person!
Since he was resting today, Li Qi really planned to go to the hospital.
Although intersex people are a special existence, the original body in the novel also went to the hospital when she was pregnant.
Otherwise, how could he die on the operating table when he finally gave birth to a baby?
Moreover, the novel did not say that when the original body went to the hospital, there was any social news about the pregnancy of intersex people. Presumably the author did not describe this in detail. Sexual cannon fodder is simply a waste.
Li Qi silently thanked the cannon fodder for his non-existence, then got up and packed the big things, had a simple breakfast, and prepared to go to the hospital in disguise.
He doesn't know the process of pregnancy test, but he knows that doing B-ultrasound can determine whether he is pregnant.
However, he searched the Internet and found that most people said to go to obstetrics and gynecology.
Grass, people do things?
If he, a big man, was admitted to the obstetrics and gynecology department for a b-ultrasound, wouldn't he become the most eye-catching cub in the crowd?
Li Qi trembled, no, no, he couldn't bear such attention.
so what should I do now?He still has to be checked. Should he go to a private clinic?
Li Qi was undecided, the only reason is that the author didn't describe it in detail when he wrote it, otherwise, he would have known exactly how the original body went to the hospital and what department he was admitted to.
Instead of saying it lightly, he went to the hospital for an examination and found out that he was really pregnant.
day! ! !
Chapters 23-24-25
Depressed and aggrieved, Li Qi, who didn't know what to do, deeply felt that the author should get up to speed when writing novels. He should describe in detail how the original body went to the hospital for examination and what subjects he passed, so that it can be given to future generations A little good news!
He didn't write anything, what can he do with a light word?
Li Qi felt that he was going to die!
He fell back on the big bed weakly, looking at the dark ceiling, lost in thought.
Li Qi, who couldn't think of a solution after tossing and turning, took out his mobile phone and posted a post asking for help on the Internet.
——Ask, if you are a big man and find out that you may be pregnant with a child, how should you go to the hospital for an examination and confirm it without being discovered by others?
——Thank you, if you are beautiful, you can wear women's clothes.
When Li Qi saw this answer, he suddenly trembled.
Fuck, it seems very reasonable.
Anyway, the B-ultrasound examination is only for the stomach, and you are not required to take off your pants and shirt, only your stomach is exposed, who knows if you are a man or a woman.
Li Qi instantly felt that this operation was absolutely safe.
So, he began to wonder where to buy women's clothing.
He didn't have the face to go to a physical store, so he thought it would be more reliable to buy online.
At this time, Li Qi especially thanked Papa Ma.
He searched the Internet, chose the cheapest lady T-shirt and slacks, and bought a rough wig and the most important bra for women.
After going through this in a row, although I bought the cheapest thing, the total is tens of yuan, which is about to break a hundred!
If the money was saved, it would be enough for him to eat for several days. While Li Qi was heartbroken, he pulled Gu Yuan out and scolded him again.
Although the clothes and the like he chose were from the same city, he was not sure if they would arrive today. After all, there were so many things, even if they arrived, it would be too late for him to go to the hospital for a checkup.
Therefore, Li Qi decided to ask for another leave tomorrow and go to work first today.
When he arrived at the coffee shop at 11 o'clock, the store manager and his colleagues were very surprised.
"Li Qi, didn't you ask for leave, why did you come back to work again?"
"Are you feeling better? You really scared us yesterday."
Li Qi said with a smile at the corner of his mouth: "It's much better, it's much better, I don't have anything to do today, so I come to work, but I have something to do tomorrow, so I have to take a day off tomorrow."
The store manager said: "It doesn't matter if you invite together today and tomorrow. It's hot recently, and there aren't that many customers. It doesn't matter if you are missing one."
Although he knew that the store manager wanted to let him have a good rest, Li Qi felt a pang in his heart when he said this.
"It's okay, store manager, I'm a spirited guy, and I'm in good health."
Seeing Li Qi's energetic appearance, the store manager thought it was nothing serious, so he asked him to change clothes and start working.
To be honest, Li Qi was not there in the morning, but at least three guests asked, where did Li Qi go?
After hearing that he asked for leave today, the disappointment on his face was hard to hide.
Sure enough, Li Qi was the cash cow and lucky cat in their store.
At around two o'clock in the afternoon, the store manager received a call from Mrs. Gu asking him to deliver a cup of coffee.
Gu's Group must have a tea room dedicated to making coffee, but they just like to call their coffee shop and have someone deliver coffee to them. The store manager thinks that the coffee they make must be so delicious that Mr. Gu lingers. .
In fact, it is best to drink coffee while it is hot, and it will always lose that feeling when it is packed and delivered to the office.
So they generally don't do takeaway packages, for fear of ruining their brand, only regular customers will they agree to do so.
After the store manager made the coffee, he packed the bag and asked Xiao Su to deliver it.
He didn't let Li Qi see him off, he felt that it was already quite hard for him to send him off for seven days, and Li Qi was not feeling well yesterday, so he didn't want to let him go out to bask in the sun today.
Li Qi was very happy that he finally didn't have to go to Gu's Group, so naturally he wouldn't rush to go.
Xiao Su entered the Gu Group with a cup of coffee. When the lady at the front desk saw him, she stood up and asked, "Hi, who are you looking for?"
Xiao Su said: "I'm a coffee shop, here to deliver coffee."
The lady at the front desk was stunned, "Why didn't your colleague come to deliver it?"
Xiao Su smiled, "You mean Li Qi, he didn't feel well yesterday, so he didn't come out today."
"I'm not feeling well? What's the matter? Have you caught a cold? Are you feeling better now? Do you want to buy some cold medicine and go see him?"
The series of questions from the lady at the front desk made Xiao Su dumbfounded. Although she had seen Li Qi's popularity in the store, she never expected that even the lady at the front desk of Gu's was captured by Li Qi.
"No, no need, he is fine now, thank you for your concern, you can come to the coffee shop to see him next time."
"Okay, okay, okay, sure."
After Xiaosu bid farewell to the worried lady at the front desk, she followed her prompts to get on the elevator and pressed the 32nd floor.
The elevator stopped on the 16th floor, and a boy with a baby face in suit pants and a white shirt came in.
Xiao Su subconsciously smiled at him, but saw that the other party was holding a stack of documents, raised her eyebrows, and pretended to be domineering, "Are you also the clerk who doesn't welcome you to the coffee shop?"
Xiao Su looked puzzled, which coffee shop was so named as a joke?
He shook his head and said, "No, I'm not."
Yuan Yuanyuan sneered, "No? Open your eyes and you're talking nonsense, the uniform you're wearing is obviously the same as that idiot who came to deliver coffee before."
As soon as Xiao Su heard it, he immediately knew that Yuan Yuanyuan was talking about Li Qi, but he found this harsh, what an idiot?Why do you call him an idiot?What are you?
Xiao Su's mind turned, and he remembered the name of this coffee shop that sounded like a fool. No wonder Li Qi told him whether their coffee shop welcomes you to drink coffee shop. With this person's attitude, he would not Tell him the name of your coffee shop.
Once again, I would like to thank the store manager for not putting the store name on it when setting up the staff uniforms. Otherwise, how could he play with this guy?
Xiao Su snorted, "So you are the second idiot my colleague mentioned before."
Li Qi hadn't mentioned it before, so Xiao Su didn't know that Li Qi, whom he envied every day to visit the Gu Group, had encountered such an idiot.
"How did you speak?"
Yuan Yuanyuan was angry. He was sent countless errands by Secretary Li every day, which was enough to make him aggrieved. Besides, as a low-level figure, he was always ordered around by other secretaries. He didn't know who to vent his anger on. Now that I finally caught a colleague from the same coffee shop as that bitch, I have no choice but to vent.
But I didn't expect this colleague to follow the slut all the way, and his mouth is so dirty.
Yuan Yuanyuan, who was obviously not clean at first, didn't reflect on whose fault it was at all.
Xiao Su smiled slightly and replied, "That's how I talk. I talk to people when I see them, talk to the devil when I see them, and talk to fools when I see fools."
At this time, the 32nd floor arrived, the elevator opened with a ding-dong, and Xiao Su walked out with a cup of coffee, completely ignoring Yuan Yuanyuan's flushed face.
Yuan Yuanyuan chased after him, and was about to yell at him when he saw Secretary Li walking out from the secretariat, and his mouth was forced to shut again.
"Hello, I'm here to deliver coffee, can I just leave the coffee to you?"
Secretary Li thought that the boss always asked the other party to be sent into the office, so he thought about letting him go in by himself, but because of a different person, Secretary Li looked at him a few more times.Not as pleasing as last time.
Secretary Li asked casually, "Did the coffee delivery man come?"
Xiao Su quickly said, "He's not feeling well, so he didn't come to deliver the coffee."
Secretary Li snorted a few times, didn't care, looked at Yuan Yuanyuan and said, "Hurry up, take the things in, they are all waiting for your information."
Yuan Yuanyuan nodded in embarrassment, took advantage of Secretary Li's indifference, glared at Xiao Su, and entered the secretariat.
Xiao Su took a deep breath, looked at the door in front of him, knocked lightly a few times, and after hearing the word "come in", he pushed the door carefully and entered, looking at the huge office and the giant turtle tank Fell into deep shock.
Sure enough, he is a rich man!
But Gu Yuan raised his head, and it wasn't Li Qi delivering coffee, he frowned subconsciously, and asked, "Where's Li Qi?"
It was the third time Xiao Su was asked why Li Qi didn't come, and she was very calm, "He was sick yesterday, so I didn't ask him to come out to deliver coffee today."
"sick?"
Gu Yuan frowned, not knowing what he was thinking, and then said: "All right, you put the coffee on the table."
It seems that we still can't order coffee in the afternoon in the future, it's so sunny, maybe Li Qi has suffered from heatstroke.
Thinking about it this way, it seemed to be his fault.
Gu Yuan frowned, and that handsome face became more and more condensed. Looking at it, Xiao Su thought it was because Li Qi didn't come, which made the other party dissatisfied with the coffee shop.
When Xiao Su walked out of the office, she was still muttering in her heart, maybe Gu's top boss fell in love with Li Qi, otherwise, their company obviously has a tea room to make coffee, why would they ask for it over and over again? What about their coffee shop delivery coffee?
Hey, it doesn't seem right, Li Qi is a man, and Mr. Gu is also a man. I never heard that Mr. Gu is gay!
Xiao Su scratched her head, and when she returned to the coffee shop, she jokingly told her colleagues about it.
Colleagues joked, "That's not easy. Who told you that your face is not as pleasing to the eye as Li Qi, so when it seems that the person delivering the coffee has changed, everyone naturally wants to know what happened to Li Qi."
Xiao Su clutched her chest, and said in grief, "It's piercing my heart, old iron."
After hearing what he said, Li Qi just pursed his lips and smiled, and didn't pay much attention to it. However, when Xiao Su mentioned that he met a boy with a bad face on the 16th floor, Li Qi immediately thought of who he was.
The real brand is really not as sunny as described in the novel at all, but a bit small-bellied.
After a day's work, when he returned home at night, Li Qi received a courier from the same city, and all the things he bought arrived one after another.
It seems that he is lucky, tomorrow he can put on women's clothing and start the hospital.
Awesome! ! !
It must be smooth!
After all, he has already sacrificed so much, QAQ!
It's the first time in my life to wear women's clothing, and I suddenly get a little excited, how can I break it?
……
After Li Qi got the clothes, he put them in the bathroom and scrubbed them several times, then hung them in the room to wait for them to dry naturally.
His clothes used to be hung outside to dry, after all the room was small and stuffy.
But now that he is buying women's clothing, it's not easy for him to hang out the women's clothing openly.
He had ghosts in his heart, so he was easily frightened, so he hung it directly in the room.
There is no air-conditioning in the room. In this hot summer, it is very hot and it will dry out in a short time.
So Li Qi wasn't worried that his clothes were still wet when he woke up the next day.
After finishing everything, he ate casually and then lay on the bed playing with his mobile phone.
Because he tried hard to think about tomorrow's plan, and found that there were still some problems.
For example, in order to check, he created a new undercover agent and went to the group of pregnant mothers, only to find out that after pregnancy, he went to check not only the B-ultrasound, but also other pelvic and abdominal tests. If he really If you get a gynecology exam, it will definitely be over.
Therefore, Li Qi felt that he just found an excuse to go to the outpatient clinic, told the doctor that he had a stomachache, and asked the doctor to order him a B-ultrasound. When it is suggested that he go to the obstetrics and gynecology department, he can just run away.
There is no need to test others to reveal his true gender.
So women's clothes are still needed. After all, if he wears men's clothes and goes to the hospital to tell the doctor that he has a stomachache, and it turns out that there is a child in his stomach, it will shock a group of people's jaws.
After the hospital's B-ultrasound examination confirmed that there was no problem, Li Qi began to worry about his success in women's clothing.
So, he started to search for various makeup short videos, and thus opened the door to a new world.
My mother, do so many boys like makeup?
And after painting each of them, they are so beautiful that there is no such thing as a woman at all.
Li Qi suddenly felt that his ordinary T-shirt and slacks for women's clothing were nothing compared to their ethereal and beautiful skirts.
Be willing to bow down! ! !
However, good-looking is good-looking, and their expensive cosmetics made Li Qi feel a little tight in his chest, and he was about to die suddenly.
Just a short bottle of water costs over a hundred yuan, which is the cheapest, OMG!
What is the use of this bottle of water, is it drinkable?Or use it to become a Buddha immediately?
What kind of essence is this, actually 500 yuan as a base?
Grass!
500 yuan is used to buy food, isn't it delicious?
What other types of liquid foundation, primer, isolation, sunscreen, eyeliner, mascara, blush, lip gloss, lipstick, what the fuck are these?
Li Qi suddenly felt that he was unworthy, unworthy of wearing women's clothes!
Li Qichen, who was exposed to women's clothing for the first time and prepared to go out to meet people with his own makeup for the first time, was completely stunned.
It never occurred to him that the trouble in wearing women's clothing was not his own psychological obstacles, but those expensive cosmetics.
Seeing a beauty blogger say that he has a lot of redness, so he used concealer to cover it up, and then said to apply some blush to make his face rosy, Li Qi looked at his phone like a subway uncle. jpg.
Cover and wipe?Isn't that superfluous?Why don't you just apply liquid foundation and just go out like this, the redness doesn't need to be covered up, it can be used as a blush directly? !
Li Qi couldn't figure it out, really couldn't figure it out.
Li Qi was dazzled by all kinds of beauty makeup videos, and once again realized his own poverty and the fact that big men in women's clothing are everywhere.
He felt that he had opened the door to a new world.
It turns out that this world is so rich and colorful, and it turns out that his previous entanglements were nothing at all.
Looking at the number of followers of the bigwigs in women's clothing, Li Qi felt that he was simply hypocritical before.
So here comes the question, how can I hide the truth when I am so poor?
He slid down and saw a video, which was a funny video of a male blogger putting on makeup.
Use the ash from the bottom of the pot as earth eye shadow, use black pen as eyeliner, and use the red object on the match to twist into powder as blush.
Li Qi:! ! !
Oh, it seems that the door to a new world has been opened again, and it turns out that you can still play like this.
And it came out pretty good.
Li Qi didn't know that after using the beauty face, all the effects would be good, even a sow could compete with Diaochan.
He was excited, excited, and felt as if he had hope.
He can find matches, and he also has black pens, but where can he find ashes?
Li Qi rubbed his chin, lost in thought.
At this time, Gu Yuan woke up on his finger.
After waking up, the first thing that enters the brain is a series of coquettish operations done by myself during the day.
Scold yourself? !
Tell Secretary Li to find a scumbag who has the same name and surname as him to cheat women?
He did all the things I didn't want him to do, and he didn't do any of the things I wanted him to do, emmmmm!
Obviously, the above are all his broken thoughts when he didn't know that the child in Li Qi's belly was his, so why did he go so deep into his heart during the day? !
And I wanted to know that Li Qi was the so-called woman that night and that Li Qi was pregnant, so why didn't the fact that the child in his belly was his child not appear?
Where did these things that shocked him so much that he couldn't sleep all night go?
It's an insignificant thing, but I remember it clearly during the day.
Gu Yuan was really willing to bow down.
Just when he was angry and kept deepening in his mind that Li Qi was pregnant, and the child was his idea, trying to let his daytime self know, he suddenly felt Li Qi jumping off the bed, and hurriedly took out the I picked up a black pen, and then looked up and down for my eyes, what is this for?draw?write?
As a little finger, he can see Li Qi's porcelain-white flawless skin very close, and a black mark is drawn when the black pen accidentally touches the end of the eye.
"I'm going, why are you so careless?"
Li Qi muttered, trying to wipe off the trace with a paper towel, but found that he couldn't wipe it off, but because of wiping, the original black stain spread and smeared a large area.
Li Qi was suspiciously silent, he had never painted the so-called eyeliner, if he accidentally overturned, when he got out, no one would think he had panda eyes.
No, no, no, this method won’t work?
Li Qi was a little disappointed, he put the pen aside, took a towel to wet it, and wiped his face, but the skin almost came out, and there was still a little trace.
This proves once again that the so-called eyeliner should never be painted with a pen, unless you want to go out to meet people tomorrow with a pair of weird eyes.
Is that pencil okay?
Pencils should have less tinting power than black pens, and can be erased with an eraser.
However, when he managed to find a pencil and touched it lightly on his face, he found that the pencil was indeed lighter in color than the black pen, but the problem was that he was worse at coloring than the black pen. pain.
Died, does he still want eyes?
Gu Yuan looked at Li Qi's coquettish operation with a dazed expression, feeling confused.
What is the other party doing to torture his eyes with black pens and pencils?
Unable to draw eyeliner, Li Qi sat back on the bed in disappointment, and began to think about what to do.
He touched his face, and his eyes fell on the wig on the bed. In fact, without makeup, it should be fine to just wear a wig.
After all, the store manager and the others all said that they had good-looking faces. If they wore women's clothes and wigs, they would definitely not let people find out that they were men.
Li Qi had no other choice but to reach out to grab the wig, and then put the wig on his head according to the instructions.
He bought the cheapest and most common black straight long.
Not to mention, it seems to feel a little bit after wearing it.
Then I replaced the t-shirt and shorts I was wearing with the women's diamonds I bought. Wearing a bra should look a bit like a woman.
When Li Qi was excitedly looking at the mirror left and right, he suddenly found a problem.
That is, you can't wear high collars in summer, because the Adam's apple on the neck is too obvious.
He pondered for a while, and thought of the silk scarves, which are necessary and practical tools for aunts to take pictures.
A silk scarf can be wrapped around the neck to cover up the Adam's apple.
But he didn't have any fancy silk scarves either.
And in this hot weather, who still wears a silk scarf around his neck?
The most important thing is that he has no money, and he doesn't want to chop his hands anymore.
So the clever Li Qi thought about it, and thought of using the towel he didn't want, cutting it up, and wearing it around his neck as a silk scarf.
Not to mention, there are no other problems except that it is a bit rough, looks heavy, and has an odd shape.
Li Qi looked left and right, very satisfied.
Ever since Li Qi took out the wig, Gu Yuan has been in a dumbfounded state.
Li Qi actually has a fetish for women?
So he fiddled with the pen on his face before, was he trying to put on makeup? !
What the hell, what's going on?
And with the shaking of Li Qi's fingers, Gu Yuan also saw the lady's clothes and the shining white bra hanging in the room.
Gu Yuan:! ! !
He has been attached to Li Qi's little finger for more than a month, but he has never seen girls' clothes in Li Qi's rented house, let alone such private and intimate underwear!
Moreover, Li Qi has always been reluctant to spend money on buying things, so how could he be obsessed with women's clothing?
What does it mean to be a womanizer?
It means that he has to spend an extra woman's money to dress himself up. How can he be willing to be as poor as he is?
Li Qi: Yes, I am as poor as I am, how can I have hobbies?
Soon, this question was answered after Li Qi muttered that he should be able to go to the hospital without knowing it.
That's right, Li Qi is pregnant, he has no money, no power, no power, and he must not be able to find a private hospital to keep him secret and carry out prenatal checkups, so naturally he can only disguise himself.
It's all because his Mi Qingzi is too powerful!
It's because I don't remember anything during the day and only remembers some inexplicable things, that's why Li Qi made such a bad plan.
She was dressed in strange clothes, tossed her face in a strange way, and even covered her Adam's apple with a towel. If it wasn't for Li Qi, Gu Yuan really couldn't bear to take a second look.
What kind of weird shapes are these?
Going out is afraid that it will attract more attention from everyone.
However, Gu Yuan still couldn't see Li Qi's appearance after all the clothes were finished, after all, the clothes were still wet.
He just looked at Li Qi's crooked wig, the towel tied around his neck that was very obtrusive, and the short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops he was wearing. Eye.
Too poor, his own son, and his son's father, how could he be willing to let Li Qi be so miserable?
Wait, the relationship is a bit weird!Have a good stroke!
……
Li Qi went to bed early because she was pregnant, but Gu Yuan was so excited because of Li Qi's strange appearance and tomorrow's birth checkup.
Although very restrained, the fingers still twitch from time to time.
But this kind of twitching didn't feel at all to Li Qi, who was already asleep and playing chess with Duke Zhou.
The next day, Li Qi woke up naturally after sleeping until he saw the time, and it was past ten o'clock again.
Li Qi hurriedly washed himself and equipped himself. He struggled to button his bra, but found that he couldn't do it no matter what, so he couldn't bear it anymore and pulled the direction towards him. After he buttoned the button on his chest, he turned back. .
After doing this, I found it really convenient
The money turtle is an omnivorous turtle. In nature, it mainly preys on aquatic animals such as snails, fish, shrimps, and tadpoles in the water. It also eats young frogs, scarabs, snails, etc., and sometimes pumpkins, bananas, and some plants. Tender stems and leaves. 1
Therefore, the diet of the money turtle who is backed by a rich father is particularly rich.
One meal of big fish and prawns every day, and occasionally fruits and vegetables are fed.
This money turtle is easy to raise, probably because the food Gu Yuan gave is so good, basically it will eat as soon as it is fed.
So it seems that my kung fu has grown a lot these days.
For this reason, Gu Yuan is also extremely complacent, thinking that he can raise such a good pet for the first time, and he is worthy of being a boss.
The food for the money turtle is prepared and put aside by special staff every day, and it will be enough to wait for Gu Yuan to come to feed it. That is to say, Boss Ba only moves his mouth and hands, and he does not need to prepare anything else at all.
He threw the small shrimps into the water and muttered: "My son is eating shrimps today, eat them quickly!"
Li Qi groaned and slid his four paws slowly, not wanting to give Gu Yuan any winks.
But what he didn't expect was that the aroma of the small shrimp being chopped and thrown in the water made him salivate.
As a human being, he would not like to eat uncooked shrimp with a fishy smell, but as a money turtle, he could smell the tempting aroma and spit straight away.
After holding on for less than three seconds, he threw himself into Xiao Xiami's arms.
Seeing the appearance of the money turtle eating a shrimp, Gu Yuan was also very satisfied.
Although the money turtle is small, the bite force of its mouth is very powerful.
In a few minutes, the little shrimp was eaten up.
After eating, Li Qi smacked his mouth and wept silently in the water.
He never expected that not long after becoming a money turtle, he had already turned into a turtle.
Then can he return to his own body?
Li Qi was melancholy for a second, and climbed back to the balcony. Mung Dou stared blankly at the huge turtle villa, and sighed.
If he had such a big island villa as a human being, he would jump into the sky happily.
However, he's a turtle now, a turtle! ! !
And it's still a tortoise raised by Gu Yuan, so where can they be happy?
Gu Yuan turned around and returned to the office after feeding the tortoise. In summer, the water tank of the money turtle needs to change 1/3 of the water every day. Of course, this kind of thing does not need to be done by the boss. After the day is over, someone will come to the office to change the water. .
The first thing he did after he sat down was to call Secretary Li and ask him to check the surname Gu Mingyuan, that's right, how many men with the same name and surname as him.
Secretary Li was stunned for a second when he received the call, as if his boss had become a little weird since that incident.
Check the person with the same name and surname as him?
Does this have any deeper meaning?
Of course, as a decathlon secretary, he naturally has to keep up with his boss, so he immediately said: "I'll do it right away, so as long as the boss has the same name and surname, no matter how old they are, can they all be listed? Or is there something else?" filter criteria?"
After Gu Yuan listened, he paused for a second, emmm, yes, the consciousness in the dream kept clamoring for him to find a man with the same name and surname, but he didn't say how old this man was, what he did, and why he was looking for him. he?
The only information he got was that this surname was Gu Mingyuan, and the man with the same name and surname as him was a scumbag.
If it's a scumbag, he should be about the same age as him.
Maybe a man who lied to people's feelings.
So Gu Yuan said: "The age should be between 20 and 40. He must be as handsome as me, and he has the experience of hurting other women's feelings."
Secretary Li:? ? ?
What a strange request indeed!
But as a gold medal secretary, how could he back down, and immediately said: "Boss, don't worry, I will send someone to investigate right away."
Li Qi, who was originally unhappy and doubtful about his life while lying on the balcony, was full of question marks after hearing the content of Gu Yuan's phone call.
What is the hero doing?Looking for a scumbag with the same name and surname who deceives women?
Are bosses always this idle?
After Li Qi made complaints about it, he turned his head and continued to look at the sea level in deep thought.
Damn, they've all turned into tortoises anyway, so what can they do?
Can God put him back into the human body again?
They come, the security.
Thinking about becoming a turtle, he has gained decades of life.
Do you feel happy all of a sudden?
- No wonder! ! !
Li Qi, who had fun in bitterness but failed, turned his grief into strength. When he was climbing a mountain, he accidentally fell down, with his head on the ground and his limbs on the ground.
He turned over vigorously, remembering that he had seen those turtles leaning against the ground with their heads against the ground on TV, and then turned themselves over with all their strength, and he also learned from it.
I thought it would be difficult, but I didn't expect that the instinct of the money turtle made him turn around smoothly.
After successfully keeping his feet on the ground, Li Qi was really relieved.
I didn't dare to climb the mountain indiscriminately, for fear that I would overturn the car again.
Swimming is more interesting.
So, he jumped into the water with a decisive gesture from the balcony and started diving.
This pool is so big that it looks like a small sea in the eyes of the money turtle.
Li Qi felt that Gu Yuan shouldn't be so wasteful, he should raise some small fish and shrimps in it, so that he, as a money turtle, can hunt freely without relying on Gu Yuan to feed him.
Obviously one second ago he was still worried about being a tortoise, but the next second he was thinking about it sincerely for himself, and Li Qi felt that he was indeed an optimist.
That's right, let's do the math.
As a human being, he still has a time bomb in his stomach, which may blow him up to the sky at any time, and he usually has to work hard.
With an extra piece of meat in his belly, he may have to increase his workload, and even have to shorten the time for reviewing at night, because pregnancy will make him more and more tired, and he has no mind to study at all, and the college entrance examination will have to be delayed.
Moreover, whether he can survive the college entrance examination is still a question.
But it's different now, he has become a turtle, he has no meat in his stomach, he will not continue to go through the plot Gameover like the original body, and he has even become the male protagonist's tortoise.
Not to mention how good the treatment of the hero, the turtle, is, this rockery and water island villa allows him to live very freely.
Just because the hero's halo will shine on him a little bit, Li Qi feels that his life will last longer than the hero's.
Thinking about it this way, Li Qi suddenly felt absurd that I outlive the hero.
emmm, what is he thinking?
The money turtle shook its head in the water and continued to lurk deep.
Except for being a bit boring in this island villa group for a lifetime, the others seem to be really good.
However, the comfort in my heart is still the comfort in my heart, even though Li Qi keeps telling himself that becoming a turtle is also good.
However, he still wants to become a human, QAQ!
Just when Li Qi split himself into two halves, arguing with each other as to whether it was better to become a human or a tortoise, he suddenly felt sleepy, so he went back to the balcony and fell asleep lazily.
When Li Qi opened his eyes again, he found himself lying in a familiar rental house, the unscrupulous sunlight outside fell directly on his body through the shabby curtains, very dazzling.
Li Qi got up suddenly, touched his body continuously, and looked at his slender fingers, with an expression of disbelief, as if he had hit some kind of big luck.
Shit, shit, shit, he's back! ! !
Li Qi ran away in minutes, without even wearing his shoes, and ran straight to the bathroom to look at himself in the mirror.
Her complexion is rosy and gorgeous, her upturned peach blossom eyes are full of luster, and there is a sense of laziness all over her body.
People, yes, not money turtles.
Li Qi patted himself on the chest as if relieved from a heavy burden, and then covered himself with water, it seemed that he was dreaming.
But this dream was too real, so real that when Li Qi smashed his mouth, he still felt the smell of shrimp in his mouth.
Did he have a shrimp-flavored dinner last night?
impossible!
Li Qi knew that he was poor, so why was he willing to eat shrimp at night, which was so expensive.
So he wanted to eat shrimp because he was pregnant, and by the way, he had a real dream, dreaming that he became Gu Yuan's money turtle? !
Fuck!His dreaming skills are too 666!
Li Qi marveled, but secretly rejoiced, it's good to dream, it's better to dream than reality.
He went back to bed and took out his mobile phone to check. It was already past ten o'clock in the morning, and he was indeed late for work.
Looking at the V letter again, the store manager sent him a message asking him to rest today.
Li Qi was moved to tears, the store manager is indeed a good person!
Since he was resting today, Li Qi really planned to go to the hospital.
Although intersex people are a special existence, the original body in the novel also went to the hospital when she was pregnant.
Otherwise, how could he die on the operating table when he finally gave birth to a baby?
Moreover, the novel did not say that when the original body went to the hospital, there was any social news about the pregnancy of intersex people. Presumably the author did not describe this in detail. Sexual cannon fodder is simply a waste.
Li Qi silently thanked the cannon fodder for his non-existence, then got up and packed the big things, had a simple breakfast, and prepared to go to the hospital in disguise.
He doesn't know the process of pregnancy test, but he knows that doing B-ultrasound can determine whether he is pregnant.
However, he searched the Internet and found that most people said to go to obstetrics and gynecology.
Grass, people do things?
If he, a big man, was admitted to the obstetrics and gynecology department for a b-ultrasound, wouldn't he become the most eye-catching cub in the crowd?
Li Qi trembled, no, no, he couldn't bear such attention.
so what should I do now?He still has to be checked. Should he go to a private clinic?
Li Qi was undecided, the only reason is that the author didn't describe it in detail when he wrote it, otherwise, he would have known exactly how the original body went to the hospital and what department he was admitted to.
Instead of saying it lightly, he went to the hospital for an examination and found out that he was really pregnant.
day! ! !
Chapters 23-24-25
Depressed and aggrieved, Li Qi, who didn't know what to do, deeply felt that the author should get up to speed when writing novels. He should describe in detail how the original body went to the hospital for examination and what subjects he passed, so that it can be given to future generations A little good news!
He didn't write anything, what can he do with a light word?
Li Qi felt that he was going to die!
He fell back on the big bed weakly, looking at the dark ceiling, lost in thought.
Li Qi, who couldn't think of a solution after tossing and turning, took out his mobile phone and posted a post asking for help on the Internet.
——Ask, if you are a big man and find out that you may be pregnant with a child, how should you go to the hospital for an examination and confirm it without being discovered by others?
——Thank you, if you are beautiful, you can wear women's clothes.
When Li Qi saw this answer, he suddenly trembled.
Fuck, it seems very reasonable.
Anyway, the B-ultrasound examination is only for the stomach, and you are not required to take off your pants and shirt, only your stomach is exposed, who knows if you are a man or a woman.
Li Qi instantly felt that this operation was absolutely safe.
So, he began to wonder where to buy women's clothing.
He didn't have the face to go to a physical store, so he thought it would be more reliable to buy online.
At this time, Li Qi especially thanked Papa Ma.
He searched the Internet, chose the cheapest lady T-shirt and slacks, and bought a rough wig and the most important bra for women.
After going through this in a row, although I bought the cheapest thing, the total is tens of yuan, which is about to break a hundred!
If the money was saved, it would be enough for him to eat for several days. While Li Qi was heartbroken, he pulled Gu Yuan out and scolded him again.
Although the clothes and the like he chose were from the same city, he was not sure if they would arrive today. After all, there were so many things, even if they arrived, it would be too late for him to go to the hospital for a checkup.
Therefore, Li Qi decided to ask for another leave tomorrow and go to work first today.
When he arrived at the coffee shop at 11 o'clock, the store manager and his colleagues were very surprised.
"Li Qi, didn't you ask for leave, why did you come back to work again?"
"Are you feeling better? You really scared us yesterday."
Li Qi said with a smile at the corner of his mouth: "It's much better, it's much better, I don't have anything to do today, so I come to work, but I have something to do tomorrow, so I have to take a day off tomorrow."
The store manager said: "It doesn't matter if you invite together today and tomorrow. It's hot recently, and there aren't that many customers. It doesn't matter if you are missing one."
Although he knew that the store manager wanted to let him have a good rest, Li Qi felt a pang in his heart when he said this.
"It's okay, store manager, I'm a spirited guy, and I'm in good health."
Seeing Li Qi's energetic appearance, the store manager thought it was nothing serious, so he asked him to change clothes and start working.
To be honest, Li Qi was not there in the morning, but at least three guests asked, where did Li Qi go?
After hearing that he asked for leave today, the disappointment on his face was hard to hide.
Sure enough, Li Qi was the cash cow and lucky cat in their store.
At around two o'clock in the afternoon, the store manager received a call from Mrs. Gu asking him to deliver a cup of coffee.
Gu's Group must have a tea room dedicated to making coffee, but they just like to call their coffee shop and have someone deliver coffee to them. The store manager thinks that the coffee they make must be so delicious that Mr. Gu lingers. .
In fact, it is best to drink coffee while it is hot, and it will always lose that feeling when it is packed and delivered to the office.
So they generally don't do takeaway packages, for fear of ruining their brand, only regular customers will they agree to do so.
After the store manager made the coffee, he packed the bag and asked Xiao Su to deliver it.
He didn't let Li Qi see him off, he felt that it was already quite hard for him to send him off for seven days, and Li Qi was not feeling well yesterday, so he didn't want to let him go out to bask in the sun today.
Li Qi was very happy that he finally didn't have to go to Gu's Group, so naturally he wouldn't rush to go.
Xiao Su entered the Gu Group with a cup of coffee. When the lady at the front desk saw him, she stood up and asked, "Hi, who are you looking for?"
Xiao Su said: "I'm a coffee shop, here to deliver coffee."
The lady at the front desk was stunned, "Why didn't your colleague come to deliver it?"
Xiao Su smiled, "You mean Li Qi, he didn't feel well yesterday, so he didn't come out today."
"I'm not feeling well? What's the matter? Have you caught a cold? Are you feeling better now? Do you want to buy some cold medicine and go see him?"
The series of questions from the lady at the front desk made Xiao Su dumbfounded. Although she had seen Li Qi's popularity in the store, she never expected that even the lady at the front desk of Gu's was captured by Li Qi.
"No, no need, he is fine now, thank you for your concern, you can come to the coffee shop to see him next time."
"Okay, okay, okay, sure."
After Xiaosu bid farewell to the worried lady at the front desk, she followed her prompts to get on the elevator and pressed the 32nd floor.
The elevator stopped on the 16th floor, and a boy with a baby face in suit pants and a white shirt came in.
Xiao Su subconsciously smiled at him, but saw that the other party was holding a stack of documents, raised her eyebrows, and pretended to be domineering, "Are you also the clerk who doesn't welcome you to the coffee shop?"
Xiao Su looked puzzled, which coffee shop was so named as a joke?
He shook his head and said, "No, I'm not."
Yuan Yuanyuan sneered, "No? Open your eyes and you're talking nonsense, the uniform you're wearing is obviously the same as that idiot who came to deliver coffee before."
As soon as Xiao Su heard it, he immediately knew that Yuan Yuanyuan was talking about Li Qi, but he found this harsh, what an idiot?Why do you call him an idiot?What are you?
Xiao Su's mind turned, and he remembered the name of this coffee shop that sounded like a fool. No wonder Li Qi told him whether their coffee shop welcomes you to drink coffee shop. With this person's attitude, he would not Tell him the name of your coffee shop.
Once again, I would like to thank the store manager for not putting the store name on it when setting up the staff uniforms. Otherwise, how could he play with this guy?
Xiao Su snorted, "So you are the second idiot my colleague mentioned before."
Li Qi hadn't mentioned it before, so Xiao Su didn't know that Li Qi, whom he envied every day to visit the Gu Group, had encountered such an idiot.
"How did you speak?"
Yuan Yuanyuan was angry. He was sent countless errands by Secretary Li every day, which was enough to make him aggrieved. Besides, as a low-level figure, he was always ordered around by other secretaries. He didn't know who to vent his anger on. Now that I finally caught a colleague from the same coffee shop as that bitch, I have no choice but to vent.
But I didn't expect this colleague to follow the slut all the way, and his mouth is so dirty.
Yuan Yuanyuan, who was obviously not clean at first, didn't reflect on whose fault it was at all.
Xiao Su smiled slightly and replied, "That's how I talk. I talk to people when I see them, talk to the devil when I see them, and talk to fools when I see fools."
At this time, the 32nd floor arrived, the elevator opened with a ding-dong, and Xiao Su walked out with a cup of coffee, completely ignoring Yuan Yuanyuan's flushed face.
Yuan Yuanyuan chased after him, and was about to yell at him when he saw Secretary Li walking out from the secretariat, and his mouth was forced to shut again.
"Hello, I'm here to deliver coffee, can I just leave the coffee to you?"
Secretary Li thought that the boss always asked the other party to be sent into the office, so he thought about letting him go in by himself, but because of a different person, Secretary Li looked at him a few more times.Not as pleasing as last time.
Secretary Li asked casually, "Did the coffee delivery man come?"
Xiao Su quickly said, "He's not feeling well, so he didn't come to deliver the coffee."
Secretary Li snorted a few times, didn't care, looked at Yuan Yuanyuan and said, "Hurry up, take the things in, they are all waiting for your information."
Yuan Yuanyuan nodded in embarrassment, took advantage of Secretary Li's indifference, glared at Xiao Su, and entered the secretariat.
Xiao Su took a deep breath, looked at the door in front of him, knocked lightly a few times, and after hearing the word "come in", he pushed the door carefully and entered, looking at the huge office and the giant turtle tank Fell into deep shock.
Sure enough, he is a rich man!
But Gu Yuan raised his head, and it wasn't Li Qi delivering coffee, he frowned subconsciously, and asked, "Where's Li Qi?"
It was the third time Xiao Su was asked why Li Qi didn't come, and she was very calm, "He was sick yesterday, so I didn't ask him to come out to deliver coffee today."
"sick?"
Gu Yuan frowned, not knowing what he was thinking, and then said: "All right, you put the coffee on the table."
It seems that we still can't order coffee in the afternoon in the future, it's so sunny, maybe Li Qi has suffered from heatstroke.
Thinking about it this way, it seemed to be his fault.
Gu Yuan frowned, and that handsome face became more and more condensed. Looking at it, Xiao Su thought it was because Li Qi didn't come, which made the other party dissatisfied with the coffee shop.
When Xiao Su walked out of the office, she was still muttering in her heart, maybe Gu's top boss fell in love with Li Qi, otherwise, their company obviously has a tea room to make coffee, why would they ask for it over and over again? What about their coffee shop delivery coffee?
Hey, it doesn't seem right, Li Qi is a man, and Mr. Gu is also a man. I never heard that Mr. Gu is gay!
Xiao Su scratched her head, and when she returned to the coffee shop, she jokingly told her colleagues about it.
Colleagues joked, "That's not easy. Who told you that your face is not as pleasing to the eye as Li Qi, so when it seems that the person delivering the coffee has changed, everyone naturally wants to know what happened to Li Qi."
Xiao Su clutched her chest, and said in grief, "It's piercing my heart, old iron."
After hearing what he said, Li Qi just pursed his lips and smiled, and didn't pay much attention to it. However, when Xiao Su mentioned that he met a boy with a bad face on the 16th floor, Li Qi immediately thought of who he was.
The real brand is really not as sunny as described in the novel at all, but a bit small-bellied.
After a day's work, when he returned home at night, Li Qi received a courier from the same city, and all the things he bought arrived one after another.
It seems that he is lucky, tomorrow he can put on women's clothing and start the hospital.
Awesome! ! !
It must be smooth!
After all, he has already sacrificed so much, QAQ!
It's the first time in my life to wear women's clothing, and I suddenly get a little excited, how can I break it?
……
After Li Qi got the clothes, he put them in the bathroom and scrubbed them several times, then hung them in the room to wait for them to dry naturally.
His clothes used to be hung outside to dry, after all the room was small and stuffy.
But now that he is buying women's clothing, it's not easy for him to hang out the women's clothing openly.
He had ghosts in his heart, so he was easily frightened, so he hung it directly in the room.
There is no air-conditioning in the room. In this hot summer, it is very hot and it will dry out in a short time.
So Li Qi wasn't worried that his clothes were still wet when he woke up the next day.
After finishing everything, he ate casually and then lay on the bed playing with his mobile phone.
Because he tried hard to think about tomorrow's plan, and found that there were still some problems.
For example, in order to check, he created a new undercover agent and went to the group of pregnant mothers, only to find out that after pregnancy, he went to check not only the B-ultrasound, but also other pelvic and abdominal tests. If he really If you get a gynecology exam, it will definitely be over.
Therefore, Li Qi felt that he just found an excuse to go to the outpatient clinic, told the doctor that he had a stomachache, and asked the doctor to order him a B-ultrasound. When it is suggested that he go to the obstetrics and gynecology department, he can just run away.
There is no need to test others to reveal his true gender.
So women's clothes are still needed. After all, if he wears men's clothes and goes to the hospital to tell the doctor that he has a stomachache, and it turns out that there is a child in his stomach, it will shock a group of people's jaws.
After the hospital's B-ultrasound examination confirmed that there was no problem, Li Qi began to worry about his success in women's clothing.
So, he started to search for various makeup short videos, and thus opened the door to a new world.
My mother, do so many boys like makeup?
And after painting each of them, they are so beautiful that there is no such thing as a woman at all.
Li Qi suddenly felt that his ordinary T-shirt and slacks for women's clothing were nothing compared to their ethereal and beautiful skirts.
Be willing to bow down! ! !
However, good-looking is good-looking, and their expensive cosmetics made Li Qi feel a little tight in his chest, and he was about to die suddenly.
Just a short bottle of water costs over a hundred yuan, which is the cheapest, OMG!
What is the use of this bottle of water, is it drinkable?Or use it to become a Buddha immediately?
What kind of essence is this, actually 500 yuan as a base?
Grass!
500 yuan is used to buy food, isn't it delicious?
What other types of liquid foundation, primer, isolation, sunscreen, eyeliner, mascara, blush, lip gloss, lipstick, what the fuck are these?
Li Qi suddenly felt that he was unworthy, unworthy of wearing women's clothes!
Li Qichen, who was exposed to women's clothing for the first time and prepared to go out to meet people with his own makeup for the first time, was completely stunned.
It never occurred to him that the trouble in wearing women's clothing was not his own psychological obstacles, but those expensive cosmetics.
Seeing a beauty blogger say that he has a lot of redness, so he used concealer to cover it up, and then said to apply some blush to make his face rosy, Li Qi looked at his phone like a subway uncle. jpg.
Cover and wipe?Isn't that superfluous?Why don't you just apply liquid foundation and just go out like this, the redness doesn't need to be covered up, it can be used as a blush directly? !
Li Qi couldn't figure it out, really couldn't figure it out.
Li Qi was dazzled by all kinds of beauty makeup videos, and once again realized his own poverty and the fact that big men in women's clothing are everywhere.
He felt that he had opened the door to a new world.
It turns out that this world is so rich and colorful, and it turns out that his previous entanglements were nothing at all.
Looking at the number of followers of the bigwigs in women's clothing, Li Qi felt that he was simply hypocritical before.
So here comes the question, how can I hide the truth when I am so poor?
He slid down and saw a video, which was a funny video of a male blogger putting on makeup.
Use the ash from the bottom of the pot as earth eye shadow, use black pen as eyeliner, and use the red object on the match to twist into powder as blush.
Li Qi:! ! !
Oh, it seems that the door to a new world has been opened again, and it turns out that you can still play like this.
And it came out pretty good.
Li Qi didn't know that after using the beauty face, all the effects would be good, even a sow could compete with Diaochan.
He was excited, excited, and felt as if he had hope.
He can find matches, and he also has black pens, but where can he find ashes?
Li Qi rubbed his chin, lost in thought.
At this time, Gu Yuan woke up on his finger.
After waking up, the first thing that enters the brain is a series of coquettish operations done by myself during the day.
Scold yourself? !
Tell Secretary Li to find a scumbag who has the same name and surname as him to cheat women?
He did all the things I didn't want him to do, and he didn't do any of the things I wanted him to do, emmmmm!
Obviously, the above are all his broken thoughts when he didn't know that the child in Li Qi's belly was his, so why did he go so deep into his heart during the day? !
And I wanted to know that Li Qi was the so-called woman that night and that Li Qi was pregnant, so why didn't the fact that the child in his belly was his child not appear?
Where did these things that shocked him so much that he couldn't sleep all night go?
It's an insignificant thing, but I remember it clearly during the day.
Gu Yuan was really willing to bow down.
Just when he was angry and kept deepening in his mind that Li Qi was pregnant, and the child was his idea, trying to let his daytime self know, he suddenly felt Li Qi jumping off the bed, and hurriedly took out the I picked up a black pen, and then looked up and down for my eyes, what is this for?draw?write?
As a little finger, he can see Li Qi's porcelain-white flawless skin very close, and a black mark is drawn when the black pen accidentally touches the end of the eye.
"I'm going, why are you so careless?"
Li Qi muttered, trying to wipe off the trace with a paper towel, but found that he couldn't wipe it off, but because of wiping, the original black stain spread and smeared a large area.
Li Qi was suspiciously silent, he had never painted the so-called eyeliner, if he accidentally overturned, when he got out, no one would think he had panda eyes.
No, no, no, this method won’t work?
Li Qi was a little disappointed, he put the pen aside, took a towel to wet it, and wiped his face, but the skin almost came out, and there was still a little trace.
This proves once again that the so-called eyeliner should never be painted with a pen, unless you want to go out to meet people tomorrow with a pair of weird eyes.
Is that pencil okay?
Pencils should have less tinting power than black pens, and can be erased with an eraser.
However, when he managed to find a pencil and touched it lightly on his face, he found that the pencil was indeed lighter in color than the black pen, but the problem was that he was worse at coloring than the black pen. pain.
Died, does he still want eyes?
Gu Yuan looked at Li Qi's coquettish operation with a dazed expression, feeling confused.
What is the other party doing to torture his eyes with black pens and pencils?
Unable to draw eyeliner, Li Qi sat back on the bed in disappointment, and began to think about what to do.
He touched his face, and his eyes fell on the wig on the bed. In fact, without makeup, it should be fine to just wear a wig.
After all, the store manager and the others all said that they had good-looking faces. If they wore women's clothes and wigs, they would definitely not let people find out that they were men.
Li Qi had no other choice but to reach out to grab the wig, and then put the wig on his head according to the instructions.
He bought the cheapest and most common black straight long.
Not to mention, it seems to feel a little bit after wearing it.
Then I replaced the t-shirt and shorts I was wearing with the women's diamonds I bought. Wearing a bra should look a bit like a woman.
When Li Qi was excitedly looking at the mirror left and right, he suddenly found a problem.
That is, you can't wear high collars in summer, because the Adam's apple on the neck is too obvious.
He pondered for a while, and thought of the silk scarves, which are necessary and practical tools for aunts to take pictures.
A silk scarf can be wrapped around the neck to cover up the Adam's apple.
But he didn't have any fancy silk scarves either.
And in this hot weather, who still wears a silk scarf around his neck?
The most important thing is that he has no money, and he doesn't want to chop his hands anymore.
So the clever Li Qi thought about it, and thought of using the towel he didn't want, cutting it up, and wearing it around his neck as a silk scarf.
Not to mention, there are no other problems except that it is a bit rough, looks heavy, and has an odd shape.
Li Qi looked left and right, very satisfied.
Ever since Li Qi took out the wig, Gu Yuan has been in a dumbfounded state.
Li Qi actually has a fetish for women?
So he fiddled with the pen on his face before, was he trying to put on makeup? !
What the hell, what's going on?
And with the shaking of Li Qi's fingers, Gu Yuan also saw the lady's clothes and the shining white bra hanging in the room.
Gu Yuan:! ! !
He has been attached to Li Qi's little finger for more than a month, but he has never seen girls' clothes in Li Qi's rented house, let alone such private and intimate underwear!
Moreover, Li Qi has always been reluctant to spend money on buying things, so how could he be obsessed with women's clothing?
What does it mean to be a womanizer?
It means that he has to spend an extra woman's money to dress himself up. How can he be willing to be as poor as he is?
Li Qi: Yes, I am as poor as I am, how can I have hobbies?
Soon, this question was answered after Li Qi muttered that he should be able to go to the hospital without knowing it.
That's right, Li Qi is pregnant, he has no money, no power, no power, and he must not be able to find a private hospital to keep him secret and carry out prenatal checkups, so naturally he can only disguise himself.
It's all because his Mi Qingzi is too powerful!
It's because I don't remember anything during the day and only remembers some inexplicable things, that's why Li Qi made such a bad plan.
She was dressed in strange clothes, tossed her face in a strange way, and even covered her Adam's apple with a towel. If it wasn't for Li Qi, Gu Yuan really couldn't bear to take a second look.
What kind of weird shapes are these?
Going out is afraid that it will attract more attention from everyone.
However, Gu Yuan still couldn't see Li Qi's appearance after all the clothes were finished, after all, the clothes were still wet.
He just looked at Li Qi's crooked wig, the towel tied around his neck that was very obtrusive, and the short-sleeved shorts and flip-flops he was wearing. Eye.
Too poor, his own son, and his son's father, how could he be willing to let Li Qi be so miserable?
Wait, the relationship is a bit weird!Have a good stroke!
……
Li Qi went to bed early because she was pregnant, but Gu Yuan was so excited because of Li Qi's strange appearance and tomorrow's birth checkup.
Although very restrained, the fingers still twitch from time to time.
But this kind of twitching didn't feel at all to Li Qi, who was already asleep and playing chess with Duke Zhou.
The next day, Li Qi woke up naturally after sleeping until he saw the time, and it was past ten o'clock again.
Li Qi hurriedly washed himself and equipped himself. He struggled to button his bra, but found that he couldn't do it no matter what, so he couldn't bear it anymore and pulled the direction towards him. After he buttoned the button on his chest, he turned back. .
After doing this, I found it really convenient
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