[Comprehensive] Lord Sect Master, you got the wrong script again!

Amnesty originally hated Shi Dan, a person who wanted to pretend to be himself and coveted Dongfang, but now seeing that he was not serious, and even wanted to reach out to hold Dongfang's hand, he was even more unhappy, and the embroidery needle went directly to his wrist. One stab, give him the first warning, and the next stab will not be here!Please pay attention to the three inches below the navel!

Shi Dan was stabbed by Amnesty, and instantly felt numb in his hands, even half of his body was numb all the time, he quickly retracted the hand that he wanted to hold Dongfang's little hand, how dare he mess around again?I just always feel that the pattern of this embroidery needle is very familiar, but whose is it?

Originally, I wanted to take advantage of my older age to coax Dongfang, maybe he would think he was a 'good guy', and then let himself become an inner disciple, so as to avoid the punishment of sweeping, maybe he could learn Wudang His martial arts, such as Tai Chi sword and Tai Chi boxing, as for becoming a good senior brother of Dongfang, come and develop something, well, although I have thought about it, I really dare not expect extravagantly!

It's just that the stone egg doesn't know that Zhang Sanfeng hasn't realized the martial arts concept of 'Tai Chi', let alone what kind of boxing and sword it is derived from!So, the timeline is still a very important thing!

But now that he was pardoned by the amnesty, half of his body was numb and he felt that he might be paralyzed if he continued to be so numb. Xiao Douding from the Wudang sect is so cruel, he really dare not provoke him!

Because no one told Shi Dan that Amnesty was Zhang Wuji, so he just felt that the little bald head in front of him was very cruel. He looked so cute, but was so cruel. , maybe you have to really faint, right?

Amnesty was charging forward, and Dongfang, as the big man behind him, um... the man behind him, naturally gave way to Amnesty and gave him a chance to teach Shi Dan a lesson.

Mmmmm... It feels so good to have someone stand out for me, amnesty, you fucking covet me, please help me vent my anger!Come on, throw the needle hard at him!

So is this a complaint to the Elder Master? It seems that the leader is only going to 'talk but not do' in this world, right?

Amnesty will naturally not miss this opportunity. According to Shidan's previous performance, he and Dongfang have already guessed that he should be a time traveler, otherwise they would not know the name 'Zhang Wuji'. It just so happens that they know nothing about this world , I don’t know what the situation is, so it’s okay to ask him for consultation (threat)!

Holding the embroidery needle and taking another step forward, he was closer to the stone egg, and the tip of the needle was only so far away from the tip of the stone egg's nose... um... not tall enough, it's not enough to reach at all. The embroidery needle was dangling in front of him.

Fortunately, Shi Dan was timid at first, and after seeing Amnesty's needle-throwing skills, half of his body is still numb, he shouldn't do anything wrong. He raised his hands in front of his chest, like a little daughter-in-law meeting a villain , "Don't come here, don't come here, if you come here again, I will call someone!"

"You shout, you shout, even if you shout your throat, no one will come to save you!" Amnesty is still pressing on the stone egg every step of the way!

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Listening to the conversation between the two of them, Dongfang was speechless for a while. This is a conversation that only occurs when a dude flirts with a good woman. Did you take the wrong script?Seeing Amnesty's use of it so skillfully, I think I have used it less before, right?Hmph, let's wait until night, you have a share of the washboard today!

Amnesty suddenly felt cold behind his back, what's going on, his knees started to feel cold and ache?

In fact, the leader and the elder have never given up on hurting each other, have they?

Shi Dan looked at the shining embroidery needles dangling in front of him, he was going crazy, please forgive me, I have a 'needle tip phobia', really, looking at the needle tip will make my heart beat faster and it is difficult to breathe , there is a possibility of death, really!Little Douding, you don't want to kill an innocent person just like that, do you? "Can you move the needle away for a while, I promise not to run away, really, if you have anything to say, let's talk about it!"

"Do you really have something to say?" Amnesty moved the embroidery needle a little bit away. To be honest, he has never seen such a cowardly person!

"Really, really, it couldn't be more real!" Shidan immediately raised three fingers and swore to the sky, "If I lie to you, I will be hit by thunder!" Anyway, modern people are not afraid of swearing this thing Yes.

It's a pity, as soon as he said this, there was a thunder in the sky, and the stone egg immediately knelt down with a plop, why didn't he lie and deceive others, why did it thunder? What about ethereal?

I can travel through, and what can be more illusory than time travel, so isn't thunder normal?

To tell the truth, Dongfang and Amnesty were also taken aback by the thunder, and they couldn't help feeling rejoicing, fortunately they don't like to swear!

Sure enough, when it's time to be cowardly, I'm still cowardly!

In fact, Brother Diao, who had nothing to do, flew deep into the mountains to play. By the way, he tried his current skills. He grabbed a lot of big rocks with his claws, and just threw a big rock on the ground, making people think it was thunder.

Look, what a coincidence?Brother Diao said, if this is the only way to make you think of me as God, then I can only recognize it.

The stone egg kneeling on the ground trembled, "I didn't lie, I didn't lie, I haven't had time to lie yet! This oath can't be counted!"

Young man, do you know that you exposed yourself to lie and deceive others?

Amnesty lifted his robes and squatted in front of the stone egg, "Look, you haven't lied yet, God is warning you with thunder! If you really lie, do you think God will kill you?" ?”

"Senior brother, senior brother, I really don't dare to lie anymore, really!" Shi Dan hurriedly begged for mercy, "Just let me go as a fart, please!" After all, if they ask something about themselves Questions like secrets that cannot be revealed, should I answer them myself or not?

Shi Dan was stupid and thought of a crooked idea so that he could not get out of Wudang Mountain. Of course, he didn't have the courage to face the troubled times outside.

Even if he did not read well in the past, he also knew that the status of the Han people in this era was the lowest, and they were completely two-legged sheep. Instead of going out and not knowing life and death, it is better to stay in Wudang to live a stable life, and wait for the plot to develop until the Ming Dynasty is established. And so on, it’s okay to go out and turn the clouds and rain by yourself!As for the rebellion like a traverser and becoming the emperor, he doesn't even think about it. If he has no money and no one, even if he doesn't have martial arts, he won't be able to be a martial arts leader, let alone become an emperor.

But it doesn't mean that he is really stupid. He naturally knows that his identity as a time traveler must be guarded to the end so that no one else will know.

Just knowing that you know it does not mean that he can withstand other people's violence. If he had to choose between exposing the secret after being tortured and exposing the secret directly, he would definitely choose to say it directly, saying it sooner or later. , why suffer another crime?

It's a realist line of greed for life and fear of death, so what kind of daydream did you have before to come to Wudang Mountain and pretend to be Zhang Wuji?

Shi Dan said, I don't know what went wrong with my brain at the time.

At this time, the elder has picked up the long-lost villain script, and threw a few embroidery needles between Shi Dan's fingers, scaring him, and he didn't know whether to hide his hands or put them in place honestly, so as not to waste time. He swung it away and directly stuck it in his hand!

This feeling of being threatened by embroidery needles made Shidan instantly feel that young and Dangerous boys stabbing people's fingers with daggers is simply weak. If you have the ability to throw embroidery needles?

If the leader and the old man knew that he still had time in his heart to complain about the young and Dangerous boy at this time, they would definitely advise him to take it easy and not set too many flags for himself, otherwise the next time he crossed, he might directly cross into the ancient and Dangerous boy. Huo Zai pressed the table and asked him to choose which finger he would chop off.

In fact, Shi Dan faced such a situation when he crossed again under the care of the double crow's mouth buff of the leader and the elder.

But this is the story that Shi Dan himself will face in the future, maybe that story is called "Prison Storm"?

The old man said fiercely, "I'm asking you a question, old man, you'd better explain it honestly, otherwise if I get angry, the accuracy of this needle throwing will not be accurate, and when it falls on you, I will There is no guarantee! What if it is there..."

where?Shi Dan involuntarily clamped his legs, can't I admit that I'm cowardly, I'm about to throw myself at you, isn't that enough?He had long since disregarded that Xiaodouding was a playboy, and Xiaodouding's ferocity index made him suspect that this little Douding must not be from a decent family like Wudang Shaolin, but must be a member of the Demon Cult. That's why it's so evil?

His mother is Yin Susu, but the demon girl in the world, even though she is not a demon cult, she is not far from it!There is nothing wrong with acting evil!

Shi Dan doesn't know why he offended this little ancestor, he really wants to tell the heroes of Wudang, Wudang has sneaked into a demon spies, aren't you afraid that your very well-behaved Song Qingshu will be taken away by him, you don't care One tube?

At this time, Dongfang, who was quietly sitting next to her, seemed to Shi Dan the most beautiful and kindest little angel in the world!

He had forgotten the person who held the needle and forced him into the corner at first, including Dongfang.

Should it be said that the leader's Jack Su halo is too shining, everyone loves him and no one thinks of him as bad, or should it be said that the master is too capable of pulling hatred?

For the threat of amnesty, Shi Dan was naturally very timid, and he replied very respectfully, "Please, please, I will know everything I can say... My admiration for you is like a torrent of river water..." Even In order to keep it secret, he started to shoot rainbow farts indiscriminately, and he was not afraid of being photographed on the horse's legs.

If you're so good early, you won't have to!Amnesty was quite satisfied with Shi Dan's understanding at this time, and he accepted the compliment unceremoniously, "Let me ask you, why do you know the name Zhang Wuji?"

I didn't expect Amnesty to ask this kind of question as soon as Amnesty came. The stone egg instantly petrified. Can I tell you that I am watching movies and TV shows?The expression was completely stiff, "Would you believe me if I said that I made it up indiscriminately?"