[Comprehensive] Lord Sect Master, you got the wrong script again!

Just like that, Dongfang and Amnesty turned into an ordinary couple, left Guobei County, and started their wandering days in this world.

Which ordinary couple would ride a little donkey out to roam around like this?

The leader and the master said strongly, we are such an ordinary couple, how about it, don't accept it and bite us!

Okay... okay, as long as you two are happy!

From the perspective of Dongfang and Amnesty, this world is quite interesting, as if there are so many monsters and ghosts everywhere, fish, foxes, musk deer, flowers, grass, and bamboo on the roadside can all become spirits, and even a painting Painting can give birth to a painting monster, isn't it interesting?

What else is there to change the head of the daughter-in-law because she is not beautiful, or to change her husband's exquisite heart if she thinks her husband is not smart?

In addition to all kinds of weird spirits, of course there are all kinds of ghosts, even the city god, monks and priests will come out to grab the show, which is even more interesting!

That's right, there are so many kinds of supernatural events that the leader and Amnesty can't help but worry, are the human beings in this world really big men?

That's it, you two, now a dryad grandma and a Montenegro master, why worry so much for human beings?Besides, you two have experienced so many worlds, have you ever encountered a time when human beings are not the darlings of world consciousness?Obviously not, so there is no need to worry about humans!

After all, the scourge will last for thousands of years, you two really don’t have to worry about these things!

That's it, why does it sound so awkward?

Dongfang and Amnesty went to a small town and went to a tea house to drink tea, right to rest!Then I saw an old man selling a cart of pears along the street, and an old man appeared from nowhere and begged the old man for some pears.

Naturally, the old man refused decisively. The pear tree in his home finally bore fruit, and he was reluctant to feed it to his grandson. He just hoped that he could buy a few more pennies so that he could help the family. In winter, he could buy an extra bed. Quilts, to save the little grandson from freezing with him!Now an old man reaches out and asks himself for pears, but you have given money, and if you don’t give money, you will ask for pears, what a beautiful idea!

After being rejected by the old man, the old man looked a little bad, rolled his eyes, and yelled, "Come on, the old man is in a good mood today, let's do a trick for everyone!" People who buy pears are attracted to it.

Then I saw the old Taoist pick up a branch on the ground and throw it into the air. The branch started to grow slowly, sprouted and grew leaves, and blossomed and bear fruit in a few breaths. The tree was instantly covered with pears.

The old man picked a pear, wiped it on his clothes, and gnawed it, "It's juicy and sweet, not to mention, my pears are pretty good!" The pears on the tree were given to the onlookers, "I am in a good mood, old man, I will give these pears to everyone!"

Seeing that his business was ruined and the pears couldn't be sold, the old man's complexion was a bit bad, but the old man looked like a man with supernatural powers, and he was not something that ordinary people like himself could mess with!If he had known that he would have obediently given him a pear, the old man sighed deeply, and was about to push the cart to the next road and continue selling pears.

But before the old man left, Dongfang and Amnesty beckoned him to his side, "Old man, we bought your carload of pears!" He reached out and took out a golden bean to the old man, "Do you think this is enough?" ?”

The old man didn't expect to meet kind-hearted people, but he didn't take the golden beans, and waved his hands again and again, "There are too many, my pears are not worth so much money!"

Dongfang smiled and stuffed the golden beans into the old man's hand, "It's worth it. It looks like your pear is an excellent pear. Why isn't it worth the money? Just keep it. If it's too much, go home and give it to your grandson." Just buy more clothes!"

The old man looked at Dongfang and Amnesty, this is the real fairy-like figure!He sniffed and bowed to the two of them, "Thank you, thank you!" Then he moved the bamboo basket for pears from the car and put them in the footsteps of the two of you, you are really kind people!

Congratulations to Master Leader and Grand Master for getting another 'Good Person Card'!

As for directly giving the golden beans to the old man, whether the old man will be called "the crime of pregnant jade", Dongfang is not worried at all!As the saying goes, 'A man becomes a fine man when he grows old', the old man must have his own way to keep this golden bean.Besides, is the thing that the leader gave out so easy to grab?Who should belong, will always belong to whom!

The pears were sold, and the pace of the old man pushing the cart away was much easier!On the contrary, the old man's complexion became ugly again, as if Dongfang and Amnesty had ruined his good deeds, but the old man is gone, so he can't still follow the old man to teach him a lesson, how can he appear to be worthless?

So it is a good product to distribute the pears that an old man has worked so hard to grow?

The Taoist chose to ignore Dongfang and Da Amnesty, anyway, they would do it if they wanted to be taken advantage of, and continued to distribute pears to the onlookers.

It’s just that Dongfang and Amnesty are thousand-year-old monsters, how can they not see that the old man used a blindfold method, and the pears on his so-called grown-up pear tree are actually the pears in the old man’s car, oh no, It's my own pear.

It's really "generosity to others"!It's just that if you don't give pears, you will cut off people's wealth like this. This old man is really unkind!Dongfang and Amnesty shook their heads, and with a wave of their fingers, they added another layer of blindness to the old way of blindness, and took back their pears, and the pears on the old tree were naturally transformed from leaves, stones, and garbage on the ground. of.

When the onlookers received the pears from the old Taoist, they didn't take advantage of the cheapness, and the old Taoist had such supernatural powers, maybe it was an old god, or this pear might be a fairy fruit, so they couldn't wait to bite it.

Then there was a sound of "Ouch, my teeth!" This is biting a stone! "What the hell is this dry thing?" This is biting a leaf! "Damn, why is there such a stench?" This is unlucky enough to bite into garbage!

Only at this time did the old Taoist realize that something was wrong. With a wave of the whisk, the blindness was removed, and he saw that the person who received the pears he sent was full of stones, leaves and garbage. Could it be that his blindness was broken?

And looking at the pear in my hand is just a rock, I feel a little pain in my teeth!I didn't expect that I was also tricked. Who is doing it?The old man looked around, trying to find out who broke his affairs, and even dared to play tricks on himself!

But he didn't expect that he could be deceived. Isn't it true that he is more powerful than him? If he is weak, he should be honest and confess, and he wants to find out the 'culprit'. What can he do if he finds out? Can he beat him back? ?

At this moment, the onlookers already felt that they had been deceived by the old Taoist, so they threw the stones, leaves, and garbage in their hands at the old Taoist, and kept spitting at him, "You are a fool, you liar!"

With so many people, the old Taoist had no choice but to dodge around, but subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Dongfang and Amnesty, and saw that they were looking at him with smiles, and there were not a single pear missing in the bamboo basket beside him. Master!But now is not the time to pursue, it is better to go first!Run away quickly, lest you be beaten by the angry crowd!

But after the crowd dispersed, the old Taoist flashed back again, sat directly opposite Dongfang and Amnesty, and cupped his hands at the two, "Wuliang Tianzun, I have seen two fellow daoists! I don't know where the two fellow daoists came from. Where are you going?" Why meddle in your own business?

Dongfang rested his chin and looked at the old Taoist, how could he not understand his unspoken question, but he was also willing to pretend to be stupid, "Come from where, go to where! I don't know what advice you can give me?"

The old Taoist looked at the bamboo basket beside Dongfang, "This pear..."

Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "Oh, I bought this pear with real money. Could it be that the Taoist priest wants it? If you want it, you can buy it with money. It's not expensive, ten yuan for a pear is enough!"

Why don't you go grab it? If I have ten cents, it's not good to buy meat buns. Why would I buy your broken pear?The old Taoist mouth twitched, "I don't like pears..."

The old man said that he didn't like pears, but Dongfang put on a posture of buying and selling, "Oh, you don't want it, so what are you asking?" Then he looked the old man up and down, thinking about what is on this guy The valuable one then said again, "My pears were picked in the peach garden of the Queen Mother, you really don't want them?"

The old man couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, who are you lying to?This is obviously the old man's pear, where on earth do you have the face to say it is the queen mother's pear?Returning to the Peach Garden, when will the Peach Garden stop planting peaches and trees, do you think I am a fool?Hehe laughed a few times, "Fellow Daoist really knows how to joke..."

┓(`)┏ Dongfang said, I am not joking!Turning to the guests in the restaurant and the passers-by on the road, "Come and have a look, everyone. The pears here come from the peach garden of the Queen Mother. They bloom every 3000 years and bear fruit every 3000 years. Come and have a look." Take a look, if you miss this village, you won’t find this store! It’s a bargain! A pear only costs ten renminbi each, and each person is limited to one!”

For Dongfang's blatant deceit and poor excuses, the old man laughed even more, don't you think everyone is a fool?How could there be so many fools who lied to you!You'd better go home quickly, don't come out and lose face!

After laughing at Dongfang in his heart, he was about to open his mouth to laugh at him, when the old Taoist saw people from the restaurant and passers-by immediately swarming up and snatching away the pears in the bamboo basket. Putting it on the table, no one dared to take advantage of him, for fear of offending the immortal, and asked the immortal to take the pear back.

The old man was completely dumbfounded, and stomped his feet repeatedly, "Are you stupid? He obviously bought these pears from an old man just now, don't be fooled!" Then he looked at the shopkeeper of the restaurant, "Shopkeeper, don't worry about it. Well, it has affected the business of your store, hasn't it?"

No matter if they are customers, passers-by or shopkeepers, they ignore the old-fashioned words, and devote themselves to robbing pears, one pear per person, who talks so much nonsense with you!Old man, isn't that a disguise made by a fairy?That's right, there is no need for Dongfang's explanation, but such a reason has been found by force!

The old man is so angry that he vomits blood, are you all stupid?

Then he glared at Dongfang and Amnesty, wanting to see where they are the demagogic monsters, and see if I won't accept you!