Woke up and I became Da Jae's bandage

It was a Saturday when Sakunosuke Oda came to town to visit Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo were not at home when they were out on a mission, so when someone knocked on the door, I was the one who opened it.

When he opened the door, he saw Sakunosuke Oda, with a stack of books in his hand. His appearance hadn't changed much. Perhaps it was because he was more comfortable in the country. His overall mental state was much better than it looked four years ago. up.

Oda Sakunosuke was obviously confused when he saw that the person who opened the door was me instead of Osamu Dazai, he hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Hello, is Osamu Dazai at home?"

"Oh, he's going out for business, and he'll be back in a while." I let the door out of the way, "Odasaku, please come in."

Oda Sakunosuke showed a slightly surprised expression: "You know me?"

He said this, maybe he felt that it was inappropriate and impolite, so he added: "I'm sorry, I didn't know there were other guests at Osamu Dazai's house, so I took the liberty to disturb you."

I smiled and pointed to myself: "I am Suzuki Che."

"pat".

The stack of books in his hand just fell on the floor.

"Wow—"

I poured barley tea for Oda Sakunosuke. He sat on the sofa with a slightly embarrassed expression, rubbing the teacup with both hands, and said in his mouth: "Well, Ache, I'm sorry I didn't recognize you, I did Kind of...surprised."

understand, understand.

This kind of thing would surprise anyone, but if I accept it calmly, I don't think it's normal.

I scratched my hair and smiled at him: "You don't know me, how could you recognize me? Dazai was also shocked when he first saw me."

Seeing a naked man appear in his bathroom, Osamu Dazai's reaction seemed to me to be too calm.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at me carefully: "Is this your original body?"

I nodded and briefly explained to him the ins and outs of what happened after the big bang.Oda Sakunosuke stared at him, and finally took a few sips of tea to calm down.Then he seemed to remember something important, and pointed at me: "So you still live with him now?"

"Well, yes." Maybe it was because I took it too naturally, Oda Sakunosuke was stunned for a moment, and didn't answer the context.

Hiss, it's cold.

I rubbed my hands together, thinking of something better to talk about, and glanced at the book brought by Oda Sakunosuke.I immediately picked up the stack of books and put them on my knees, with a look of admiration in my eyes.

"Ah, Odasaku, are these the novels you've written over the past four years? It's amazing!"

"Uh... Actually, it's more than that. I brought these books here for Dazai." For some reason, Oda Sakunosuke seemed a little guilty when he said these words.

With a smile on my face, I took out a book and read it carefully——

"On the health-preserving effect of bandages".

……

Get another copy.

"Children's Fun Life with Bandages".

Another one.

"My Bandages Speak".

……

My smile froze on my face.

Odasaku, what the hell have you been writing all these years!

Oda Sakunosuke coughed a few times, and took another sip of tea as a cover: "Well, Ah Che... I didn't know you were back now, these were written purely to make Dazai happy, you don't even know, these four Dazai’s life during the past few years was really glorious on the outside and rotten on the inside, trying to avoid being captured by the port mafia while trying to make a living in a boring way, I can’t bear to watch it.”

I sighed and put the book back on the table: "I know, thank you for always caring about him. I am very happy to see that Dazai has calmed down a lot in the past four years."

Before the words were finished, a shout of joy suddenly came from the direction of the door.

"Ah! Odasaku, you're here! I told you that you're going to have good luck watching the sky at night these days, and I sent you here as expected! Oh, Odasaku, long time no see!"

Osamu Dazai rushed into the room with a smile on his face and hugged Oda Sakunosuke's shoulder.

……

Who said just now that Osamu Dazai became calm?It's definitely not me anyway.

Osamu Dazai, he's been a little clingy to me lately.

I also don't know exactly what kind of sticky method it is. In short, I feel that wherever I go, there is his shadow.

When I was cooking porridge in the kitchen, he leaned against the wall and looked at me with a smile, making me hairy; when I was drawing in the room, he would come here from time to time to bring a piece of fruit or a pencil, and sometimes he would say something to me. I point fingers at the things I draw; if I am watching TV, it will be even more terrible, he will definitely squeeze next to me, no matter how much space there is on the sofa, he insists on being next to me, like a piece of brown sugar.

Look, Oda Sakunosuke is still sitting here, and this guy came over to me again.My seat was a single sofa, and he had nowhere to squeeze, so he just sat on the handle of the sofa, and the waist of his beige coat hung down just to rub against my arm.

Oda Sakunosuke was dumbfounded.

Alas, what can I do with Osamu Dazai.

"Are you...together?" Oda Sakunosuke said with difficulty.

I nodded: "Yes."

Isn't this an obvious thing?

Osamu Dazai held his forehead and looked at Sakunosuke Oda: "I think... Ache may not understand what you mean."

I don’t understand what the hell, I’ve loved you for 800 years, and even if you don’t understand this kind of words, do you think I’m a fool?

Dazai Osamu, why did you suddenly become cowardly at such a time, I already started talking, the steps are well paved, can't you just pick it up? !

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Osamu Dazai with a little more sympathy.

Why do you sympathize with him?Please have sympathy for me, please?Anyway, I have been chasing Osamu Dazai from the bandage period to the present. I won’t say how hard it was during this period. Osamu Dazai bullied me. It’s like playing. I didn’t have the right to bandage when I was making bandages. Now I’m a human and I still don’t Human rights are being exploited every day.

I was angry, and suddenly a hand reached out to my cheek and rubbed it.

It's Osamu Dazai again.

"Why is my Ah Che unhappy, come and laugh~"

Laughing at your head, I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Beer, peanuts, fried chicken.

It seems that Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu haven't been together for a long time, and when they stayed together, they turned to the old way of drinking.Dazai Osamu held a beer mug in one hand and Oda Sakunosuke's shoulder in the other, and started singing.Not to mention how ugly he sings, I can guarantee that Osamu Dazai was definitely not so crazy four years ago, even when drinking, he would sit in a corner and sip by himself.

Oda Sakunosuke really didn't have the slightest temper towards Osamu Dazai, even though he was dangling his shoulders with a smile on his face.I couldn't stand it anymore, I covered my ears pretendingly with one hand, and grabbed a handful of peanuts from the plate with the other to eat.

After just a few mouthfuls, the slightly drunk Osamu Dazai stood up and walked towards me, belching by the way.I dodged it with some disgust, Dazai Osamu handed the beer glass to me with a smile: "Ah Che, drink a little too."

I shook my head like a rattle.

"No, I don't drink at all."

"Oh, you have to learn everything, don't disappoint." Osamu Dazai rubbed my hair, "Ache, be good."

……good?

Gan, relying on how many years older than me, he always treats me like a child.I patted his hand away, and heard Oda Sakunosuke smoothing things over: "Okay, Dazai, Ah Che is still a child, don't bully him."

Why does everyone treat me like a child!

I got a little angry and snatched the beer glass from Dazai Osamu.Isn't it just drinking, once a stranger and second acquaintance, who is afraid of whom?

"Hey Ache, don't be brave..." Oda Sakunosuke stopped in the middle of his words, because I had already picked up the beer glass and took a big gulp.

Undrinkable!The tasteless kind of bad drink!

I choked, and Osamu Dazai stood aside and patted me on the back very intimately, then picked up the beer bottle on the side and filled the beer glass.

I was a little dazed by that sip of wine, and my mouth was dry, probably because I just ate peanuts, and I still felt a little salty.I picked up the beer glass and took a few more sips—after the first sip, the subsequent sips became smoother.

"Dazai, you..." Oda Sakunosuke was about to say something, but I saw Osamu Dazai make a "shh" gesture at him.

Oh, play tricks, look down on me :)

I took the initiative to ask Oda Sakunosuke to toast, and then I had a drink with Dazai Osamu, and finally I was so confused that I couldn't even remember how many glasses I drank, and I didn't even know when Oda Sakunosuke left.

I only vaguely noticed the soft touch on my lips when I lay prone on the table.

Waking up the next day with a splitting headache, I struggled to get out of bed while holding my head, trying to recall everything that happened last night.

Damn, I drank the shards.

I struggled to sit up and leaned against the head of the bed. The fragmentary memories were stitched together and patched into my mind. When the memories gradually became clear, I was stunned, and my hands were shaking inexplicably.

If I remember correctly, after I drank too much, I hugged Osamu Dazai and cried for a while, then held his hand and begged him not to leave me, and finally called him by his name and told him that I liked him.

I!fry!crack!open!Come!

There was the sound of footsteps outside the door, and the sound was getting closer, and then I saw Osamu Dazai appearing at the door of the room, leaning against the door and looking at me with a smile on his face.

"Yo, Ah Che is awake."

My face turned red suddenly, and my whole body was tightening towards the inside of the bed.Osamu Dazai approached again, sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at me with concern: "What's the matter, are you still uncomfortable?"

I opened my mouth tremblingly: "Dazai, did I...did I do anything weird to you yesterday?"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai blinked.

His reaction didn't look like he was being messed with by me.I breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked, "Then did I say something strange to you?"

Osamu Dazai sighed: "You passed out drunk on the table yesterday, and it took me a lot of effort to move you to the bed. If I had known that you drink so little, I would not have advised you to drink."

I am completely relieved now - there is no problem at all, those so-called memories must be dreaming.

The author has something to say: Ah Che, you are still too naive :)

(PS: There is another chapter [-] in [-] ahead, today is a double update)