Woke up and I became Da Jae's bandage

The new bed I bought has arrived, a large bed measuring two meters by two meters, filling Osamu Dazai's bedroom to the brim.

New quilts and new pillows have also arrived. I no longer have to fight with Osamu Dazai for the quilt, and I don’t have to worry about being woken up by his hands and legs in the middle of the night.

But...how on earth did this guy manage to sleep in such a large space-if I lean against the wall, he will be pushed to the edge of the wall, and if I lean against the bed, he will be pushed to the ground by him.

In the past few days, the detective agency has no other activities except for Qianju's affairs. Osamu Dazai stays in bed every day, so I have to be quiet every time I get up early, otherwise if I wake him up, he will definitely grab my wrist and put him I pull back to the bed.

"Don't worry, Ah Che, sleep with me for a while." This is the most frequently heard sentence.

"I'm going to work."

"I'm going to school."

"I'm going to paint."

All these reasons are nothing compared to Dazai Osamu acting like a baby to me.

Hmm... acting like a baby, have you ever seen him acting like a baby?That's really... Shocking and weeping ghosts and gods, with mischievousness in gentleness, and a hint of shamelessness in her cute expression.How can someone mix two completely contradictory attributes together without violating harmony?

I'm still too soft-hearted.

Who told me to like Dazai Osamu like a mess.He pulled the corner of my clothes and showed me a little bit of cuteness, so I couldn't bear to talk about him.

The end of September and the beginning of October are the days when the school holds a campus festival. Each class has to come up with an activity plan. I thought that we were high school seniors and would not have anything to do with this activity, but the result was that the whole school could not participate in any of them.Kinomoto Momoya led the class committee to write a few proposals for everyone to vote on. The thin paper was handed out.

Baseball mock game?Is this space really enough?

A haunted house in time and space?Will it scare the flowers and plants?

The last one is, girl...maid cafe?90.00% of our class are boys.

The corner of my mouth twitched and I put the paper full of plans aside, and saw Kinomoto Momoya standing on the podium with a calm face.

Although our class is not very active and everyone is not very motivated, the monitor...couldn't be trying to force the school to kill our plan in this way, right?

I put a check mark on "Maid Cafe" because the other two seem so unreliable that they're going to be shot anyway, so pick one.

but--

I never thought that the boys in our class were all in the same brain circuit, and I didn't expect Momoya Kinomoto to apply for it like that, and I didn't expect the school to approve it!

When the news came back, our class was blown up.

Everyone's first reaction was to ask the instructor if it is possible to change it to "Deacon Cafe". The answer was "No", because it was not creative enough.

Very good, you just want to see us make a fool of ourselves, right?

Everyone saw that the situation was serious and could not be changed, so they immediately turned their attention to the selection of the maid.

Except for the only two girls in the class, Momoya Kinomoto bears the brunt of being voted No.1 by everyone——the culprit must put his posture right.

And I... am No.2.

for!Varied!what!ah!

When I saw the word "Suzuki Che" filled with "positive", my heart was extremely broken.

The classmates said with a smile on their faces that they chose me because I worked part-time in a coffee shop and was skilled in business, but I was not the only part-time worker in the class. This was just an excuse, and I saw it.

That whole day I was in a daze, my mind was full of my maid outfit, and I even drew a maid skirt while drawing on the club drawing board.

The people from the painting club stood behind me and commented, boasting all the hype, and Yucan Kudo even said, "Senior, which model are you going to design for?"

My pencil is poking through the paper.

These people are really heart-wrenching :)

As soon as I got home, I saw Dazai Osamu fighting bravely with his game console in his arms. Snack packs were strewn all over the floor. I opened two packs of potato chips to make room, sat next to Dazai Osamu, and sighed.

Osamu Dazai didn't stop the game in his hand, but asked me distractedly: "Is Ah Che going well at school today?"

I sighed like this, and asked me if I was going well.

"It's okay." I grabbed a pack of snacks and ate them blandly, "Our school is going to hold a campus festival."

"Oh! Isn't that great." His gaze was still fixed on the game console screen, "There must be a lot of fun activities."

Heh, there are quite a lot of activities, so it doesn't matter whether they are fun or not.

I leaned against the coffee table behind me, and put my arm on one of the raised legs: "The main reason is that the activities in our class are too outrageous."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and shook his body slightly: "Hmm...let me guess, it wouldn't be the vote to let you walk the catwalk in women's clothing, right?"

I choke.Okay, although it's not that serious, it's still a good guess.

The words "GameOver" appeared on the screen of Osamu Dazai's game console. He pouted and threw the game console backwards on the sofa, then turned to look at me.

He smiled: "When does the campus festival start?"

Alarm bells were ringing in my head - campus festivals are always open to the outside world, which means that people in the society can participate in all activities on that day.I look like I'm wearing a maid outfit... No way!Don't be seen by Osamu Dazai!

I shook my head quickly. "The time has not yet been set."

Osamu Dazai took a stutter from the snack bag in my arms and let out a meaningful "oh".

I was late on the day of the campus festival, and I really can’t be blamed for it. Osamu Dazai got up early to take a shower uncharacteristically, and occupied the bathroom all the time. By the time I arrived at the school, they had already set up all the scenes in the class.

Well, by the way, I still have a set of maid outfits left.

I glanced at it, and my mind collapsed.

——White stockings, white long-sleeved gloves, a pink knee-length dress with a tube top, a silk satin maid hat, and a pair of cat ears.

I pointed at the clothes with trembling fingers and looked at the girls in our class: "Isn't it okay for the girls to dress pink and tender? Why did you take away two blue clothes?"

They both covered their mouths and smiled.

The boys in the class had already picked up the maid outfit, and walked towards me with a weird smile on their faces. collar.

Then, I was stripped and put on a maid outfit :)

I wrapped my arms around myself, my teeth were chattering, and I stood weakly in the corner of the classroom.They surrounded me, and suddenly someone gave a "tsk".

"A Che dressed like this makes people want to commit a crime."

The rest nodded.

?

You are a little ashamed, okay?It's fine to vote me out as a coolie, but you still want to make fun of me? !

At this moment, a person came in at the door of our class. I looked up - it was Momoya Kinomoto.

Why is he dressed so normally?What about changing clothes?

I pushed away the crowd and ran to Toya Kinomoto in grief and anger, and said, "Squad leader, this is not fair, why don't you change into a maid outfit?"

Seeing me, Momoya Kinomoto twitched the corners of his eyes. He seemed to be struggling to hold back his smile, and then he stretched out his hand and pointed out the door.

I looked in the direction he pointed, and saw Yuecheng Xuetu wearing a formal long-swing maid outfit, standing at the door and smiling slightly at me.He was so quiet and peaceful, and he didn't show the slightest dissatisfaction with the clothes on his body, but blended them together very well, which made me feel ashamed.Looking at others and then looking at me, I feel that I am unprofessional.

With the brisk music played by the campus radio outside the window, the campus festival officially began.

I have to say that the Moon City Snow Rabbit is really a gold-lettered signboard—just put him at the door, and both boys and girls will be willing to enter our class venue to take a look.

"Suzuki-kun, this master wants a cup of lemon tea." Yuecheng Snow Rabbit had a proper smile on his face, and led the guests to sit at the dining table with one hand holding the hem of the skirt and the other.I hurried over with the dinner plate, except for the strange fact that I was wearing a maid outfit, I was really handy with other tasks.

"Master, please use it slowly." I said the unskilled address in my mouth, and served tea to the girl in front of me.

As I turned to serve another drink, I heard girls talking behind me.

"Snow Rabbit is really very temperamental, in all aspects, it feels like no matter how he stays, he is like a landscape painting."

"Well, Mr. Yuecheng is good, but I think this boy is also very cute. What's his name?"

"The one in Toya's class... seems to be named Suzuki?"

"It's really cute, it seems a bit shy? I really have no resistance to cat ears><"

I touched the cat ears on the hat lightly, thinking that I have no resistance to cats, but dressing up is another matter.

The maid cafe in our class is very popular. When the traffic is the most, people even have to line up to enter the venue, and there are so many people who choose me to order. I am so busy that I fly like a small spinning top.

Maybe it's because everyone loves girls, that's why they call me.

"Suzuki-kun, I want a cappuccino here!"

"Suzuki-kun, here's a glass of lemonade."

"Suzuki-kun..."

All kinds of shouts filled my mind, I quickly memorized the water list, and then quickly shuttled between the bar and the dining table.

Just then, a voice came in——

"Suzuki-kun, I want a latte with mercury!"

I froze.

If I don't recognize the voice, I should see an ear doctor.

I turned around and moved to the table with my lead-filled legs, my hand shaking slightly while holding the note.

"Master...Master, there is no latte with mercury here." I still have to play my role solemnly, which is really a torment, "You can choose something else, such as... How about an iced latte?"

He rested his hands on the table and propped his chin up, tilting his head slightly and smiling at me.

"Alright, let's do whatever Ache says."

I took a deep breath and hurriedly jotted it down on the water sheet—actually, it doesn’t matter if I remember it or not, the main reason is that my mind is a little blank, and I have to do something else in front of him to cover up my panic.

The guest at the table next to me called my name, and just as I was about to take a step, my hands suddenly stopped.

He grabbed me and smiled at the person at the table over there: "No, this is my exclusive maid."

If I'm not mistaken, the two girls on the opposite side seem to be more excited and happy?

I turned around and continued to speak bravely: "Master, can you let go?"

He smiled and said, "No."

Standing in the crowd, I couldn't get angry, so I had to take my hand out of his palm bit by bit, gritted my teeth and said in a low voice: "Tai, Zai, Zhi, you, give, me, let go!"

Well, the person sitting in front of me with a relaxed face is my friend Osamu Dazai.

I should have thought that, with his personality, he would definitely touch me today and embarrass me again—after all, seeing me in embarrassment is one of his great pleasures.

He finally let go of his hand, and then tapped his fingers on the table: "My lovely little maid, hurry up and come back."

I silently said "he is air" a few times in my heart, turned around and continued to work.

The campus festival lasted until five o'clock in the afternoon, but in fact, from around three o'clock, the crowd gradually dispersed.

The few people in our class were almost all around Dazai Osamu afterwards-he was the only one who hadn't left since he sat down.

"Master, do you need anything else?" The girl in our class asked beside Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "No need."

"Then..." The girl was a little embarrassed, I understood what she meant, probably our class activities were coming to an end, but Osamu Dazai still lingered here and refused to leave.

"It's okay, let him sit." At this moment, Kinomoto Momoya said, "He's here to pick someone up."

I almost forgot that the squad leader had met Osamu Dazai in the hospital, so he knew that the two of us were together.

As the bell rang at five o'clock, the campus festival officially ended.I cleaned up the place with my classmates, and went to the corner to change the clothes by myself. When I was taking off the hat, I was held by someone.I turned my head to look, and it was Osamu Dazai again.

I showed a confused expression and said in my mouth: "What's wrong?"

He pointed to the cat's ears and said, "A Che, who is so cute, must leave something behind."

I:"……"

I can understand that you think cat ears are cute, but it would be embarrassing for me to walk down the street wearing them all the time.

He seemed to see what I was thinking, reached out and took off the hat ornament from my head, put it on the top of his own head, and looked at me with a smile: "Isn't that all right?"

!

Yes, yes, but isn't Osamu Dazai a little too cute? !

I stretched out my hand in a daze and touched his head, Dazai Osamu cooperated and stretched forward a bit.

like a cat...

Thinking so in my heart, I said it out of my mouth.

"The master wants to take me home?"

Seeing that I didn't speak, he added another sentence pitifully.

"Well... I've been raising it for so long, it's not good to turn me into a stray cat again."

I held my forehead with one hand and let out a soft breath.

This guy, how did this guy manage to pretend to be innocent with a pure face.

"Nursing." I gritted my teeth, "From tomorrow onwards, I will feed you small dried fish. If you don't choose anything else, just choose mackerel."

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Thanks to Yuya and Qiongtu Moke for their mines, thank you for your support.