Woke up and I became Da Jae's bandage

"Hahahaha, look at my left uppercut!"

"Right uppercut!"

"Are you avoiding it? Then eat my trick!"

"Surrender, ma'am! Slave! Treat!"

After a burst of music, a big "Defeat" (failure) appeared on the screen in front of me.

I was silent.

Immediately afterwards, I threw the game console away and said a word to the smiling Dazai Osamu.

"We've lost 20 games in a row, I'll play with you in a furball!"

Well, I'm at Osamu Dazai's house, playing video games with him on a game console.

ah what?You ask me why a bandage can play games?

This, this, as we all know, the universe was created in a big bang. After the explosion, many atoms, molecules... In short, many atoms, these particles form various substances, and the substances will multiply and reproduce. DNA mutates during the process.

In fact, it is just a mutated bandage!

……

Sorry, let's get back to business.

This matter still has to be traced back to two hours ago.

At that time, Osamu Dazai was lying on the bed in a "big" shape, and I was persuading him to take a bath.

That's right, take a shower.

The weather is 38° in midsummer, and you can sweat all day long, but our Mr. Dazai doesn't want to take a bath because he finds it troublesome.

"Ah, it's very troublesome."

"What's the point of this?"

God knows what's the point!I just want to work in a clean environment. Is there a problem!

You may not know that Mr. Dazai, who is handsome on the surface, has really bad and messy living habits in private.He interpreted the four words "whatever you want" vividly.This may really have something to do with his personality—every time he comes out of the shower, he seems to be in a bad mood, and he doesn't know whether it's the water that annoys him, or the poor bath liquid that makes him unhappy.

I can only see him like this. He is always alive and kicking during the daytime. Except for the occasional headache and sigh caused by Zhongyuan Zhongye, he has always looked smart and low-key.Today's mood is so low, I guess it's the "cats" who slipped away before.

As a good young man who is conscientious and dedicated to studying, if I used to be upset, I would frantically do test papers, no more, no more, and I started with fifteen or six.

So Osamu Dazai is upset, what will he do?

Just thinking about it, I saw him raise his hand, holding a crystal clear opal in his hand.Oh, isn't this what the group of "cats" wear around their necks, the one with the first one among them.

Then he stuffed it into his mouth.

?

Wait, wait a minute!

I didn't care about many things and immediately shouted: "Osamu Dazai! Spit it out! That thing..."

He glanced at me and opened his mouth slightly—the gem was between his teeth, as if it would break if he tried hard.

The picture was frozen at this moment, and I understood three words from his eyes.

farewell.

In the nick of time, as his teeth snapped shut, there was only one thing on my mind.

——No, Osamu Dazai cannot die in front of me.

It felt like muscle memory that had been dormant for a long time, and I ejected, snatching the opal from between his teeth, and rolling with it onto the edge of the bed.

Time seemed to be elongated, and I heard the sound of "click" and "click" from the wall clock in the room.

Dazai didn't speak for a long while.

And I didn't move.

I was terrified—just now, I saw Osamu Dazai looking at me with what I call "cold suspicion". Although this look only existed for a second, it was enough to make me shudder.

"Mr. Dazai, look, this is the so-called principle of 'expansion with heat and contraction with cold'." I couldn't control my nonsense mouth, "Molecular vibration in the air..."

"Suzuki Che."

He called my name and lifted me from the bed.He looks at me.

I was immediately discouraged.

"Well, I'm sorry, I just think it's a pity that the opal is beautiful and it's bitten."

This reason is a bit false. If you use your brain a little, you will know that the opal cannot be crushed with your teeth alone.

He was still looking at me.

If I were still a human being at this moment, I must have blushed.

"I just wanted to save you."

It sounds weird, but it's my truth. The matter of "saving Dazai Osamu" was like a switch, breaking the nerves and veins of my whole body.This kind of consciousness is engraved in the bone marrow, as if I have saved him thousands of times.

He finally took his eyes off of me, put me back on the bed, and removed all the other bandages around him.

"Go take a shower." He left the bedroom.

Twenty minutes later, he emerged from the bathroom with wet hair and a towel draped over it.

Coincidentally, his phone rang.

Osamu Dazai sat down beside the bed, while wiping his hair with a towel, he answered the phone.

"Oh, did you finally speak?"

He picked up the opal beside the bed, put it under the moonlight and looked at it: "I have taken the things around his neck, and he will die even if he wants to."

Something seemed to be said on the other end of the phone, and I saw a smile on Dazai Osamu's lips.

"Does the 'cat' obey the 'rat'?"

This was the first time I heard about the "rat". At that time, I didn't know what kind of guy the leader of this organization was.I firmly believe that no matter how big a problem is put on Osamu Dazai, it is not a problem.

Moonlight poured into the room from the window, Osamu Dazai looked up at the moon, I don't know what he was thinking.Water dripped from the ends of my hair, and some of it hit me, and I didn't dodge it.

After a moment, he turned his head and looked at me with a smile.

"Ache." He called my name, "We'll catch the rest of the cats tomorrow."

You see, what I admire most about this guy is that his brain circuit is always easy to use and clear.

********

As a bandage, my work schedule isn't even 996, it's 007.After all, I had never tried such a thing as staying up for 24 hours in a row before as a human being-I was terrified of death.

Osamu Dazai woke up very early the next day. He tidied up his clothes slowly, and first went to the headquarters of the gangster.

This is the first time I have seen the headquarters. It does not give me a gloomy or chilling feeling, but rather a formal office building.Mafia members with guns standing in the corridors. For them, perhaps, being a member of the Port Mafia is like sitting in an office. It is a job.

Once you accept this kind of setting, you will feel that you understand what they are doing, and everything that happens is logical.

Osamu Dazai was walking in the corridor, and he met a woman wearing a gradient red furisode kimono. She wore heavy makeup, her hair was coiled up, and she held a paper umbrella in her hand. Every step she took was trembling. Dragging posture.When I saw her, it was as if I saw a rain of cherry blossoms.

Osamu Dazai stopped, and she also stopped.There was a smile on the corner of her mouth, and she raised her sleeve and leaned slightly against her lips.

"He's waiting for you, let's go."

Osamu Dazai raised his leg and continued to walk forward. When he passed the woman, he said a few words.

"I heard that you like to keep cats." Osamu Dazai chuckled, "I'll give you a few more this time."

The woman watched Osamu Dazai leave thoughtfully, but Osamu Dazai did not look back.

"Who is that beautiful big sister?" I secretly asked.

"Ozaki Koyo." Dazai Osamu's voice was very slow, "I'm also a cadre."

The heavy door was pushed open, and Osamu Dazai walked in.The house overlooks the exterior of Yokohama, the windows are well lit, and there is a person sitting facing the window. He is wearing a black turtleneck trench coat, a red scarf around his neck, high boots on his feet, and white hands on his hands. Gloves and a glass of red wine.

"Dazai, are you ready to leave today?" He looked in Dazai's direction.

Apart from his immediate boss, I can't think of anyone who can sit and talk to Osamu Dazai like this.

Osamu Dazai looked at him and said, "Boss, it should be said yes, are you ready to let the cat go back to its cage?"

The current leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai, I have only heard his name, but never met him in real life.

After Dazai Osamu said this, Mori Ogai laughed, and he gradually laughed out loud, even shaking his red wine glass: "They let me down, I thought such a smart guy could put that Gem saw something, but it turned out to be the same, useless."

Osamu Dazai's face was indifferent, expressionless.

Mori Ogai's laughter stopped, he rested his head on his hands, and turned to look out the window.

"I'm afraid that before you arrive, the cats have already been killed by the ditch rats."

cat.mouse.

I can't understand at all what these two people are talking about.

It wasn't until Osamu Dazai walked out of the gate of the port mafia headquarters that I finally spoke again.

"Mr. Dazai, is the 'rat' you call an organization?"

"Ache, you are really curious."

"Being a bandage is actually boring. If I don't ask more questions for fun, I will lose interest in life."

I heard Osamu Dazai laugh.

"'The Rats of the House of Death,' that's their full name."

*******

At two o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun's rays were the most dazzling, Osamu Dazai arrived at a wooden house in the woods in the southern part of Aoba District. Standing beside him was Chuya Nakahara. The man had a bad temper and kicked open the wooden door.

"Huh? It's empty, Dazai." Zhong Yuan also called out.

Osamu Dazai walked into the house, and I took the opportunity to glance at the environment of the wooden house—the place looks tidy as a whole, things are neatly arranged, and there are few people moving them.

Osamu Dazai walked to the table in the middle of the room, and there was a cooking pot on it, and there were some noodles that hadn't been processed in time.Osamu Dazai reached out and touched the bottom of the pot, and I felt the temperature at the same time—warm.There were two rows of magazines next to the table, but the gun was gone.

Well, the current situation can be understood with my brain - the people in the house must have just slipped away, and even took away only the gun without having time to load the spare bullets.

Zhongyuan Zhong also opened the window of the wooden house and looked out.

"Hey, Dazai." He waved his finger and pointed out the window, "There is a hidden path on the west side, I guess I ran away from here."

wrong.

The seemingly "hidden" path had the most flaws. It rained in Yokohama a few days ago, and the woods were damp. The land soaked by rain did not harden so easily, and there were no traces of footprints on it.

It should be from the east...

No, still not right!

How could someone who could leave such a note to provoke Osamu Dazai be in such a panic?At least one must have a certain amount of strength before he dares to challenge Hei Zhong Zhi Hei.

Unless...unless even the current scene is deliberately faked by them!

Before I could react, Osamu Dazai pulled Nakahara Nakaya and jumped out of the window, rolling lightly on the ground.In the next second, the whole wooden house exploded, and the deafening explosion made me tremble all over.

"Dazai!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly shouted.Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai jumped back onto a low branch of a tree, and a deep mark was drawn where he stood just now.Zhong Yuanzhong also rushed up, through the rising earth smoke, I saw him wrestling with a person, the person had two claws on his hands and arms, his attacks were wide open and closed, and his movements were extremely fast, I even Can capture his afterimage.Even though Zhongyuan Zhong also turned the surrounding land into potholes, his moving speed did not slow down at all.

"Extreme speed that ignores the terrain and the environment?"

I heard Osamu Dazai whisper.

But soon, his eyes turned to the other side.

After the smoke and dust slowly dissipated, a person was walking in the direction of Osamu Dazai.

I saw his face clearly.

He was wearing a strange suit, the jacket and trousers were half green and half red, and the shoes were pure white leather shoes. His long hair was slightly curly and hung down to his shoulders, and his eyes——

It's heterochromatic pupils.

Osamu Dazai jumped down from the tree.

And he also stopped. He raised his right hand lightly, holding a flat ruby ​​between his fingers.

He smiled at Dazai.

"Oh, I was ~found~found~"