Abilities are not the goddess of Mao

After the Dead Apple incident, Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of the Armed Detective Agency, considered that the members of the agency were overworked due to the combination incident that happened not long ago. It happened that Yokohama has become more peaceful recently after the invasion of foreign enemies, so he gave the members a small holiday. .

Although there are holidays, it is actually no different for a guy like Osamu Dazai who often skips work. At most, it is more justifiable when he is shopping and dating with his girlfriend.

"Isn't Dazai going to the detective agency in the afternoon? I heard Atsushi-kun said that he's going to buy supplies for the party today."

"Yeah——Mochizuki, you know me. I basically don't participate in group activities."

"...Then why did you call me to the party after the group left last time?" Mochizuki squinted at Osamu Dazai, "And got me drunk."

"Well, after all, Mochizuki also made great efforts against the combination, so the celebration should also be called Mochizuki." Osamu Dazai pretended to be stupid innocently.

"As for Mochizuki getting drunk or something, it was an accident. Well, it was an accident!"

As expected of Dazai, his ability to step on the line is simply top-notch.

Mochizuki squinted his eyes, felt his hands itchy, and sincerely thought that such a Dazaini should be punished with justice.

Dazai's back turned cold, and a bad premonition made him stop Mochizuki in time: "Domestic violence is prohibited! Mochizuki absolutely can't learn from the little dwarf's style!"

Mochizuki replied calmly: "Ah, on this point, Chuya did give me advice. For example, if you feel that something is wrong, it must be that you are making small moves; for example, if you feel that you can't speak well, you will be confused by your logic. , then just do it directly.”

"..." A social gangster who spoils other people's girlfriends, a brainless slug, a grumpy black dwarf, deserves to be single all his life without a girlfriend.

Osamu Dazai showed a hearty smile, and said in a persuasive tone: "Don't listen to Mochizuki, he is an older single who has never had a girlfriend, and his advice is worthless at all. Mochizuki just listen to me, after all I'm your cute and reliable boyfriend Mochizuki~"

Mochizuki glanced at Dazai's expression with squinted eyes, and was immediately caught by his smile. With squinted eyes, he looked away, turned his head and complained in a low voice, "...if I really do something, you don't have the strength to hold it up."

The empty hand was suddenly held by Dazai's ten fingers intersecting, Mochizuki stared at Dazai in a daze.

He pointed to the advertisement of the milk tea shop next to him: "Would Mochizuki want to drink milk tea?"

So the two sat down at the milk tea shop on the street.

The store is clean and tidy, and the area is not small, but there are no customers, and even the service staff waited for a while before there were no new customers before going to the workshop to make materials.

I ordered a cup of cherry milk tea, inserted two straws, and sat face to face on the window seat.

The rose red milk tea, against the background of milk foam, has the temptation of fruit from the visual point of view.

"Cherry-flavored milk tea is really rare." Mochizuki took a sip of milk tea and said, "It feels pretty good."

"yes."

"Try it too~" Mochizuki tugged at his sleeve with a smile.

Osamu Dazai flicked the straw in front of him, leaned over to suck it, and then——

The forward lean suddenly increased, Mochizuki's lips were kissed.

"Hmm..." Hinata Mochizuki opened her eyes wide in surprise, and saw Dazai's kite-colored pupils at a super close distance.

Against the backdrop of the sunlight, Dazai's eyes seemed to become particularly gentle, and Mochizuki's mind was blank when he saw it, so Dazai was caught off guard and occupied all the space of his lips and tongue.

Her fingers pinching the straw froze immediately, following Dazai's movements strangely and passively.It was clearly his own territory, but Dazai occupied it so confidently, as if the poor master was being directed around by a villain, and when he had a little respite, he was grateful for the villain's stop.

"Although Mochizuki is so cute, it's even better when you close your eyes."

Mochizuki's ears mechanically received the sound of this sentence, but his brain, which had already become a mess, could not fully understand the meaning of this sentence.

He chuckled lightly, with a slight hoarseness, like the sound of a siren tempting the sailors to sleep on the bottom of the sea.

Mochizuki's ears moved subconsciously, and they were stained with red clouds.

Osamu Dazai covered Mochizuki's eyes with his hands.

As darkness fell, other senses suddenly amplified.

Nostrils are intertwined, enthusiasm is surging, Mochizuki's thinking ability at this moment has almost degenerated into a toddler, and he thinks rationally how he should move, but the nerve signals that are transformed into commanding the body are not at all disordered.

It seems that it has been a long time, and it seems that it has not been long.

Osamu Dazai finally let Mochizuki go.

"——It tastes really good." Osamu Dazai's hand covering Mochizuki's eyes brushed her cheek, then squeezed her round and lovely earlobe before taking it back.

After Dazai left, Mochizuki was stunned for a few seconds, then lowered his head and took a sip of the milk tea, as if he hadn't realized what he was doing at all.

The eyes were full of water, as if they were about to drip, and the lips turned a slightly bright rose red because of Dazai. At this time, the straw of the milk tea was still in the mouth, and the eyes were looking at him directly.

There was a natural and healthy blush on the cheeks, and the rosy color fainted to the corners of the eyes in an instant, the room was full of beauty, and everyone was drunk without wine.

Osamu Dazai looked at it for a long while, thinking about something, his eyes moved slightly.

Then sighed—

Have to wait.

This sigh brought Mochizuki back to his senses.

She was incoherent, with a shocked expression on her face:

"I...you..." Pointing at himself, then at Dazai, suddenly his eyes passed Dazai and the whole team of the detective agency who had been standing behind him at the store door for an unknown amount of time, and their gazes met. with.

Mochizuki realized a certain fact, and instantly petrified—a few seconds later, he clasped his hands in front of his chest, and showed a frantic expression on his face: "...Ah!"

Osamu Dazai realized that something was wrong, and when he looked back, he saw that the backs of the members of the detective agency behind him also froze.

--Oops.It's too bad.

The timing of their appearance is too bad, Mochizuki will definitely get angry!

"This is my first time—!!" Mochizuki was so mad that he lost his ability to think.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback, and repeated following her words: "Hey, is this your first kiss?"

Osamu Dazai blinked at the unexpected situation.

Although Osamu Dazai, who was overwhelmed with possessiveness after getting his first kiss, was very pleased, but Osamu Dazai, who had a sudden surge of desire to survive, was even more worried-doesn't this also mean that Mochizuki's anger would become more serious? !

"How could it not be?!" Mochizuki suppressed the overwhelming anger, and also suppressed his voice and growled at Dazai, "My first love was a secret love, and I couldn't even survive the three-day observation period, and I never got on the right track. Announced the end and the second one is you - where did I get the experience? Mom's good night kiss?!"

Mochizuki's current state is very apt to be described as angry from embarrassment.

Realizing that what happened at the scene just now should have been watched by Dazai's colleagues, Mochizuki skipped even shyness, and immediately turned into a strong sense of shame!

Osamu Dazai, who was also aware of this, flashed dark annoyance in his eyes.

If their appearance hadn't broken the charming atmosphere here, he should have taken this opportunity to go further with Mochizuki, such as getting Mochizuki used to kissing or something.

Thinking of this, he held Mochizuki's hand flatteringly, trying to get round his eyes and trying to pass the test with a cute and innocent smile.

"Ahh - don't use this smile to remind me that you are very experienced!" Mochizuki covered the upper half of his face with his free hand.

Osamu Dazai's expression froze in the middle of his smile.

His eyes widened suddenly, and he hurriedly pointed out his sincerity to Mochizuki.

The cold sweat was streaming down the back of his head: "Mochizuki, believe me, the previous me was all mistakes made when I was young, and I hope so much that I can meet Mochizuki before everything happens. This is definitely my true expectation! "

"...I knew you were still thinking about my three sons in my previous life." Mochizuki immediately heard the thoughts deep in his heart, and pulled back the hand held by Dazai, covering his eyes with both hands, He rested his head on the table with his elbows down.

"—I was an ascetic in my previous life!"

"Those three children were born due to blessings and my will, without the participation of others!" Mochizuki said in a low voice, depressed, "Humans need two people to reproduce, and if God wants to create life, one person is enough." Already!"

Although Mochizuki was able to see through the dark little jealousy in his heart, after the guess was confirmed, Osamu Dazai felt refreshed again.

Osamu Dazai's ingratiating smile became more real, and he began to apologize for love.Past rich experience is always a bit of an advantage.

"Well—Mochizuki, I saw that Mochizuki drinking milk tea is so cute, so I couldn't help but want to kiss Mochizuki. This is a normal impulse between couples... It's all because Mochizuki is so attractive to me. .”

"The sweetness of Mochizuki mixed with the sweetness of milk tea is so tempting that people can't help it..."

Osamu Dazai deliberately acted like a baby with a sweet milky voice: "Mochizuki, please forgive me~"

Mochizuki's fingertips trembled.

——It’s not that our will is weak, but that the enemy’s tiers are too high.

It's so soft, no tough guy can resist it.

----

Taken and his party standing in front of the milk tea shop.

Tanizaki Junichiro: "...do we still want to go in?"

"..." Quan Jinghua looked at the sluggish Atsushi Nakajima expressionlessly.

Kunikida Doppo coughed lightly, and pushed his glasses: "Let's go in, the cherry-flavored milk tea that Mr. Ranpo ordered is only sold in this store."

Yosano Akiko suddenly recalled the figure of the five-year-old child when she first met Mochizuki, and suddenly became furious: "Ah, this guy looks like he needs to be treated!"

Atsushi Nakajima quickly grabbed Miss Yu Xieye, who was running wild: "Please don't be impulsive, Miss Yo Xieye!"

Miyazawa Kenji asked curiously: "Healing? Do you mean Mr. Dazai? Isn't Mr. Dazai unable to be healed because of his supernatural power?"

What answered him was Yosano Akiko's irritable voice: "Then let him die!"

The author has something to say: the first kiss refers to the kiss of in-depth communication =v=

感谢在2020-02-2506:54:56~2020-02-2606:39:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle in half a month;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!