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Jing Youguang is a legend in all the schools he has stayed in, from Sunshine Kindergarten Hanguang Road Primary School to Far East No. [-] Middle School, including Harvard and MIT.It is said that he never lost a point in all the math exams since he was a child. It is said that his IQ was [-]. At the age of ten, he read Keynes' "General Theory of Money, Employment and Interest". So proficient.

Rumor has it that he's either just a legend or a pervert.

He is indeed the product of a genetic mutation.Jing Lan was deeply stimulated when Jing Youguang was able to help her pick out the errors of the VAR model in her doctoral dissertation at the age of eight. The youngest son was detained by the class teacher for recruiting cats and dogs. When she drove the youngest son home, she watched the back seat Deng Minglang, a heartless young man who was scolded by his teacher for still eating potato chips, complained that a pair of twins couldn't have an average IQ?

Back home, the younger brother who was enthusiastic and heartless rushed forward to give his elder brother a hug and kiss, and then his elder brother refused for decades.

"Qingming, don't do this."

The heartless young man didn't take it seriously, and persevered in leaning on his elder brother.

"Dad won't be home for dinner tonight. If you don't want to eat the food mom cooks, stand at attention and turn right! Go back to your room and do your homework."

"Yes, sir."

After settling down his younger brother, the high-IQ teenager told Jing Lan, "Mom, I'm going to cook, so you should hurry up and do your homework."

"..."

When dinner was almost over, Youguang got up and went to the kitchen, "The dessert is the assassin Fuyuanzi."

Minglang was still a little confused when he heard the name, but when he saw what was served, he complained, "Brother, isn't it just rose glutinous rice balls... What's your name?"

Jing Lan knocked on the head of his youngest son, "Assassin is another name for roses, and Fuyuanzi is what ancient people called glutinous rice balls. Read some books and don't listen to them."

"As long as it tastes good, what are you doing with all this mess. Brother, you're too exaggerated." You Guang is good at cooking, and after he knows how to cook, every dish he cooks has to be given a name that seems inexplicable to Ming Lang, Dutch beans and walnuts are called Lotus Pond Moonlight, stewed vegetables are called Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea... Minglang always feels that when his brother named the dishes, Ziwei was possessed.

Youguang elegantly ate the small glutinous rice balls, "Well, that's why I can take my mother's surname. In our family, Jing and Deng are used to distinguish intellectuals from illiterates, classmate Deng Minglang."

A clear, unwilling and powerless wailing came from the dinner table.

When Deng Chi came back late today, Minglang had been waiting to file a complaint. When he heard the sound of a car coming back, he ran out of the room and called his father to pick him up. His father filed a complaint immediately.The theme is about intellectuals and illiteracy, and Deng Minglang's request, "Dad, I really want to be named after my mother, and I also want to be named Jing."

Deng Chi pretended to be aggrieved, "It's so lonely to only have my father's surname."

The heartless young man talked about loyalty, and became seriously distressed, but soon said, "Then father also takes mother's surname, and our whole family takes mother's surname!"

Deng Chi was speechless for a while, and immediately changed the subject, "Why are you being called a parent again today? This is already the third piece of glass you broke when playing football." Mom accepted Dad's words, "Minglang, if you dare to kick a ball on the classroom window again, I will use all the star posters you have collected as table corners."

Jing Youguang raised his head when he heard the words, "Maybe it's for drafting."

Deng Minglang felt a lot of pressure living in this family.

To put the children to sleep at night, Jing Lan complained, "Youguang read my thesis today and played with it, and helped me to correct the optimal lag order of Granger causality. I have studied it for more than 20 years. The child can even do time series models! Why is your son so perverted!"

"Isn't Minglang good at it? It's normal for me to have a son."

"Hehe, Minglang doesn't know financial measurement anymore, but he doesn't even know how to do well in third grade courses? He can pull down the average grade of the class by five or six points by himself... No one can worry. Obviously he is The twins are different in everything except they look alike, and Mingming is the opposite of Youguang...Can't they make an average?!"

Deng Chi was also quite distressed about his son's education. The older one completely beat the couple with his IQ, while the younger one was so heartless that it was outrageous.But intelligence quotient is not like milk, and he can’t do anything if he wants to give it to anyone, so he cheered up and explained to his wife, “Don’t worry, it’s useless... why don’t we go out to play this weekend, I heard There is a new lavender farm opened in Chang'an District, you must like it very much."

Jing Lan has a temperament that is easy to be happy. After being depressed for a while, she happily went to look up the strategy. Halfway through the search, she put down her pen, a little annoyed, "No, Xu Pei is going to bring the little fat guy to the house this week."

When Fatty Xu knocked on the door of Deng's house at 08:30 on Sunday morning, he didn't spoil a couple's self-consciousness for a weekend trip.

When Deng Chi opened the door for Xu Pei's family, he looked at his watch in surprise, "It's so early, you sit down first, I'll wake them up."

Xu Yunqi has never been in control, "Can I call my godmother and Minglang?"

Deng Chi picked him up, feeling that this guy was a lot heavier, and kissed his forehead pamperingly, "Of course. Then I'll prepare breakfast for you."

Xu Pei waved his hand, "This kid got up at six o'clock. I told him to stay at home for two hours. He had already eaten breakfast, so don't cook for us."

Fatty Xu pulled Deng Chi's collar shyly, "Well, I can still eat a little more."

Deng Chi was amused and laughed, "Okay, I have specially prepared pineapple buns and small bowls of intestines for you, go and wake them up to eat together."

As soon as the little fat man got off the ground, he yelled pineapple buns and bowls of intestines and rushed to the bedroom.

Xu Pei expressed helplessness to his son's heartless good appetite.Before the helplessness was over, he was frightened by the fat man's scream. Deng Chi was a special soldier before retiring from the military. He rushed to the bedroom at a fast pace.

Youguang was dressing calmly. He was thin and handsome at a young age, with a bit of the bookishness that Jing Lan deliberately cultivated. At his feet was a lump of fleshy Yunqi spread on the ground.Deng Chi held back a smile and picked up the fat man, "Yun Qi, I'm sorry I forgot to tell you, Brother Youguang and Brother Minglang switched rooms. Youguang, what's wrong with you brother?"

"I was sleeping, and he jumped up to kiss me, so I pushed him away."

Xu Pei just heard this and felt helpless for his son's lack of enthusiasm.Such a big movement woke up the other two people, Jing Lan and Ming Lang rubbed their eyes together and gathered in the bright bedroom, and then Deng Ming Lang's excited voice said, "Brother Yun Qi!"

The little fat man in Deng Chi's arms hurriedly joined, "Brother Minglang" struggled to get off the ground, and the two happily hugged each other in circles.

Heartless eyes can always get along very well with heartless eyes.

When Youguang and Minglang were three years old, Xu Yunqi was born.Xu Pei is Jing Lan's deskmate and close friend. The two are very compatible, even after they got married and had children, they still have a good relationship.After three or two years, after Youguang's perverted, calm and indifferent temperament and bright, irritable and explosive temperament became more and more obvious, Yun Qi was in the golden age of simple, honest, cute, white and tender, Jing Lan loved him so much, not only Jing Lan, but also Yun Qi The face is as round as his father's, and his face is as white as his mother's. He looks like a New Year's picture doll and is born to laugh and play. Everyone loves him so much.

Clouds rose at the dinner table, Ming Lang and Jing Lan chatted and ate with great interest, occasionally Deng Chi also joined in, creating a peaceful atmosphere.

Minglang sighed, "I really like Yunqi so much, it would be great if Yunqi belonged to our family."

Jing Lan made another fried egg for the fat man, and watched him eat with a smile, "Yun Qi is mother's godson, and he belongs to our family."

Jing Youguang ate his breakfast quietly, not taking the emotion of the group of people at the dinner table seriously.Seeing that his brother has the face of you stupid humans again, Mingming sighs, "It would be great if we could change Yun Qi and brother."

Youguang made a sharp look, and Minglang was so frightened that he almost buried his head in the porridge bowl, and shot at the innocent little fat man with a sharp look, oh dad, where are you? Yunqi is so scared.

Xu Pei was eating melon seeds on the sofa... Yun Qi and You Guang?The one in his family can't wait... When his wife was pregnant, she wished she could see Youguang every day and give birth to an enhanced version of Youguang. In Mrs. Xu's words, "Youguang fulfilled all my fantasies about a boy. If I was ten years younger, I would have to wait for him to grow up and marry him." Xu Pei himself is also the kind of person who can be regarded as a smart person, but this gentleman who almost became his rival in love really made him feel ashamed.He skipped four consecutive grades and was admitted to the most prestigious middle school in our city. He became the youngest junior high school student since the establishment of the Far East No. [-] Middle School. His grades in mathematics and science were terrific. model.

He had seen the essay topics that Jing Lan assigned to the children, about what is love.Qingming writes that love is you love me and I love you, you kiss me and I kiss you, you hug me and I hug you... Youguang wrote, "The love I understand is either stick to it alive for a lifetime, or bury it deep in my heart forever, I've been in love for the rest of my life without saying a word." Damn, it's better than his high school writing, and the handwriting is beautiful... This kid must have come from time travel.

After breakfast, Minglang enthusiastically wanted to take Yunqi to visit the fig tree he planted in the yard, and he kissed Jing Lan an oily kiss, "Mom, I took Yunqi out to play."

Yun Qi also pressed an oily kiss in a decent way, "Godmother, I went out to play with my brother."

The two of them ran away holding hands with affection and sweetness.

Jing Lan looked at the eldest son who was still eating slowly, "Youguang, you should play with your younger brothers more, it's not that you don't pay much attention to Minglang's fig tree, you go to play with them two after dinner. "

"I'm going to Song Zijia's house after dinner. I made an appointment with Song Zijia to help him put together a jigsaw puzzle for decoration in his new home."

Jing Lan immediately became angry, "Jing Youguang!"

Xu Pei hurriedly helped Youguang to smooth things over, "Youguang and those two immature ghosts can't play together, they like it too mentally handicapped, Youguang doesn't like it..."

Deng Chi also spoke kind words for his son, "Let's take the children to the park later, so the five of us can save one car. Youguang promised, let him go."

Jing Lan's face was still very ugly, she poked the small poached egg with her chopsticks again and again.

Youguang swallowed the last sip of the pineapple bun, wiped his mouth, and kissed Jinglan's forehead, "Junzi Yinuo, Mom, you taught me to do what you promise others. So I'm going to go out, dear Yeah, see you tonight, okay? I'm going to miss you."

Jing Lan's dissatisfaction and anger seemed to have been poured with a big basin of cold water, "Okay then... slow down on your way, see you at night."

Deng Chi and Xu Pei looked at Jing Lan, whose volcano turned into a hot spring in a second, and tens of thousands of grass and mud horses roared past in their hearts. Do you want to be like an idol drama? …

Jing Youguang bid farewell to Xu Pei politely, "Welcome Uncle Xu to be a guest at home, and say hello to Aunt Su for me. I'm going out first, goodbye uncle, goodbye dad."

Aren't geniuses like Sheldon and Sherlock Holmes who can raise the IQ of a whole street and lower the EQ of a block?How can there be such a polite and helpful student as Jing Youguang... This kid is perfect except that he is not very talkative. Wait, it seems that not being very talkative is not a problem for boys.In front of such a perfect child, the parents have no dignity at all, okay?

Jing Lan and Deng Chi have long been in the middle of being proud of their eldest son and severely frustrated by their elder son's self-esteem, while Xu Pei is simply envious. Raising a bright is like raising a Doraemon, except Parents don't have to worry about anything other than feeding him. He really doesn't know that Youguang just learned to cook three months ago...and the skill is very good... Raising Jing Youguang is like a life-threatening death.

Minglang and Yunqi came to ask Xu Pei for help after picking all the figs within arm's reach. Minglang found that his brother was missing, so he asked Jinglan, "Did my brother run away from home because he was jealous of me being nice to Yunqi, mom?" .”

"..." Minglang is probably jealous of Youguang, so he has been looking for a place where Youguang can be jealous of himself, and he is persistent and tireless.

Xu Pei found it interesting and teased him, "Then what would you do if Youguang ran away from home?"

"Then I'll pretend to be bright and become a junior high school student~ Then when my brother comes back, he can only go to the third grade."

Yun Qi was curious after hearing this, "Brother Youguang is already a junior high school student, so will I be classmate with Brother Youguang in six years? I don't like to be classmates with Brother Youguang. He knows everything, so I will appear Stupid."

Minglang became excited, "Then I will be older than Youguang's grade, so he will have to call me brother!"

The adults couldn't help but laugh when they listened to their childish words. Xu Pei comforted the two children and taught them the truth that when you grow up one year old, I will also grow up one year old.

Minglang was very disappointed, "Then I can't wait until Youguang calls me brother, and I can't be classmates with Yunqi."

Jing Lan thought of his youngest son's test paper, and couldn't help knocking him on the head, "When you get more playful, you can really be a classmate with Yun Qi!"

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On the first day of 2017, I wish all the people who read this story to be happy, fulfilled and free from regrets.