lucky nemesis

There is nothing more annoying than studying hypocritically even though it’s vacation time. Then I looked up at the Chinese and English titles, what surpassed your opponent during the summer vacation, Lu Zhujie snorted coldly, shameless villain!

The boys and girls in the UK are obviously not open. Originally, they could have a happy date at this time. No, they are happy to catch elves. What kind of Chinese math exchange summer camp is going to be held now, what a scam!

Regarding the exchange between the two schools, there are student representatives. The first high school originally wanted to invite Lu Zhujie. The Pei Jie in her body was too eye-catching in the knowledge competition a while ago. Lu Zhujie is not stupid. Of course, the flattering thing was rejected because of the blood flow in a certain place~ Therefore, the only one who is responsible is Xueba.

This exchange was about the Cheers Private Girls High School in the country. They sent two student representatives to greet the Huaxia students who came from afar at the airport.

The following is forced Chinese.

"Oh, Catherine, I've never seen you so anxious, I understand, so you like orientals, short and thin."

The girl whose name was called licked her lower lip, swallowed a lot of lipstick, and couldn't close her legs with a smile: "If you want me to say, dear Diane, how can an old woman like you who believes in Christianity understand? I am very glad that I can Come to pick up the plane, didn’t you smell it? There’s a sweet smell here, wow, so sweet, sweeter than macarons, hehe.”

"Hehe, I believe in Protestantism, but you are still my good friend."

"Yeah, good friend, you are not an old X woman, you have seen countless men, are you willing?"

"He didn't live well, so he came here."

Catherine quickly slapped her backhand: "You bastard, I knew you seduced my boyfriend!"

Diane was not easy to mess with, she took the slap empty-handed: "Haney, that's not what you said, he's wearing thong panties, and he made it clear that it's all his fault for wanting someone to fuck him."

Soon the two started laughing and fighting again, the Ken just now was just a fleeting moment.

Until all the Huaxia people gathered, and Xueba also chattered around for a few words, Catherine sniffed deeply for a long time but did not find the sweet scent coming, a little disappointed, she was not in the Huaxia people's team, so let's piss for a while ~"Then let's go to our school now! The bus is at the door, do you guys go to the toilet?"

"Ah, just in time, wait a moment, our two classmates checked in their pets, and they will be here soon."

That's right, it was the pig's feet duo, and Lu Zhujie didn't understand, why did he bring the big raccoon, who is now Sun Xiaosheng, with him?

Pei Jie actually didn't want to spend so much money on consignment, but her spoken English was so poor that she had to grab a simultaneous interpreter to translate.

"Stop complaining. I'm a slave for a while, and I'll shovel shit for the rest of my life. I can't live without it, but my classmates are waiting for us. Let's go there quickly."

Holding Sun Xiaosheng who was wrapped like a baby, the two walked hand in hand to the pick-up hall, and Catherine gradually became intoxicated, and excitedly spoke in dialect: "Oh my God, I feel that God is coming to me."

Diane grabbed her ass hard: "God shouldn't be a girl, let me see how you eat this time?"

Catherine ignored her cynicism, flicked her golden hair, and ran up to Lu Zhujie in a few quick steps. Taking advantage of her height, she held her face in her arms, and took a bite of her face under the eyes of everyone.

It was originally aimed at the mouth, but Lu Zhujie instinctively tilted her head and missed it, so it almost landed on the cheek.

Lu Zhujie lived to be 17 years old, the first time the banner of the Three Views fell, and the first meeting was so rough, is it really okay?

Catherine licked her lips again: "sosweat."

"sweat your whole family!"

Not surprisingly, Pei Jie's hair exploded. Without even thinking about it, she manifested an electric baton and stabbed at the golden-haired woman's stomach. To her surprise, the woman grabbed the electric baton with one hand. Nothing happened at all, and she smiled sweetly: "Little baby, you are also very cute, and you are delicious, but it will be difficult for me to digest, it is better to digest this easily."

The old man ring woke up slowly, smiled, and knew that the west was not too peaceful, but the land of Xiyi, compared to the vast land of China, was nothing more than a small bug. This seemed to be a vampire, or the kind of mixed blood. .

Lu Zhujie suddenly felt that her right hand was out of control, and pinched the golden-haired girl's cheek at an incredible speed, and a chilling aura rushed straight to the top of Catherine's head from her hand, making her unable to move.

The old man Ring asked Pei Jie with a smile: "What do you want?"

It was the first time that Pei Jie felt that the old man ring was reliable, so she thought for a while and replied: "Only the front teeth are left, and the rest of the teeth are smashed and swallowed!"

Lu Zhujie only felt that there was a steady stream of prehistoric power in her right hand. With her thumb and middle finger moving up and down, Catherine almost fainted from the pain. She couldn't even utter a word of Hani. His own teeth swallowed it.

The sycophant and the computer expert cheered: "In these days, all kinds of monsters and ghosts dare to jump out to do evil. You were placed in China thousands of years ago. It's like playing with a small disaster to destroy your entire clan. Now you dare to fight against the two fairies!" Do it? Hehe."

Catherine endured the pain with tears in her eyes, couldn't stay any longer, turned around and covered her mouth and ran away, Diane shrugged: "Oh, molesting a girl is immoral, let her go, I guess she is determined to repent It’s over, then let me lead you to Cheers Private Girls High School~"

On the bus, the old man Ring showed his hands in front of him, and at this moment he pretended to be deep: "Don't be afraid, even though we have come to a different place, it doesn't mean that anyone can bully you. You must know that behind you is a powerful alliance of righteousness."

"I didn't expect you to be very powerful."

If the ring old man had a real body, he would probably go to heaven by now. He coughed twice: "This time the old Taoist and the monk are here too, don't worry, but don't rely too much on them, their identities are rather embarrassing?"

Pei Jie was startled: "What? You came here by smuggling? Don't get bored for more than ten hours."

"No, the Zhengqi League is still very rich, and the kidney X pills we sell are very profitable."

"What's going on?"

The old man ring curled his lips: "These two old guys, don't look sloppy at ordinary times, they are actually holding public positions, enjoying the treatment of civil servants, and they are all official-level cadres, so they came to the corrupt country this time, in name. Those who came for academic exchanges have now been picked up by the Royal Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the corrupt country, and it is estimated that they will be offering delicious food and drink right now."

Pei Jie was speechless. What's all this? What's the use of leading a leader at a critical moment? It seems that she still has to rely on herself.

Just when Pei Jie was about to ask something, a pale face descended from the sky, making Lu Zhujie tremble in fright.

"Hello, my name is Diane, is this your pet? It's so cute, oops, it's staring at me, can I cuddle?"

Sun Lizi raised his middle finger, protruding.

Pei Jie sighed, there were so many people in the car, and there were some who were prettier than them, and the team leader sat in front and looked back frequently. Now it's a good thing, but they are the ones who talk to them, so this one doesn't seem to be a good person.

"Come on, what are you? A werewolf? A Muggle? A wizard? Or a beast tamer?"

Diane covered her mouth and smiled: "It's all Rowling, what kind of novels are you writing, can't you just brush up on the drama well? Now it's fine, and the whole world is yearning for Hogwarts. In fact, those magicians, they are gone. A magic wand is nothing, unlike me~"

The hateful girl from the rotten country deliberately tried to trick her, but Pei Jie held back her curiosity and resisted, just didn't answer, and smiled again.

Lu Zhujie had a dull and cute face. Seeing Pei Jie smiling, she thought she didn't understand as well as herself, and now she couldn't answer. Forget it, let her do the embarrassing thing, so she blinked: " pardon?!"

Diane broke through in a second. She straightened her face and took a deep breath: "Okay, I'm a dragon knight, that is, the kind with dragon blood. Don't think I'm only in high school, but my last ability test At that time, it was already at the yellow level."

Pei Jie was shocked. Even though it was the same as the novel, she still didn't understand what the yellow level meant?

"Ah la la, it seems that I was frightened by me. Don't be afraid, I am different from that wretched little bat. After all, I firmly believe that there is still salvation in this world, and those people who are in dire straits are also waiting Let me save it, Amen."

Pei Jie hesitated for a long time whether to answer Amitabha, but finally held back and pinched herself: "So you mean that you will uphold the spirit of chivalry and protect the two of us?"

Diane pressed Pei Jie's shoulder hard: "But I'm still a racist~"

"Shh, don't get angry, why do you put all the expressions on your face, so that others can see it at a glance, is it good or bad. I'm really happy that you two are such a sweet oriental baby this time. A lot of people, oh, a lot of strange creatures came here, I will play with them when the time comes, you guys, let's put it at the end."

After speaking, Diane turned her ass and walked away. Pei Jie rejected the old man Ring's proposal to repair her, and patted Lu Zhujie's hand: "Do you think she is j and annoying? I want to punch her when I see her." , hit her nose as flat as a monkey?"

Lu Zhujie felt that not only this one was annoying, but the one at the airport deserved to die ten thousand times, so he started with a big one.

"OK, then you curse this idiot, you will have diarrhea at mealtime every day for the next month, okay?"

Lu Zhujie sneered: "This is really too cheap for her. I curse her that once she has sex, she will be unable to control herself, and she will be pulled forever!"

Pei Jie looked at Diane's back and shook her head. It's not good to mess with anyone, but you have to mess with us. I hope your God can bless you. You don't want to have sex this month, otherwise you don't want to have sex in your life. Cracked, amen.

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I've fallen madly in love with Fu Yuanhui, Pill.